The Bad Assassin (Grand Theft Auto IV Machinima)

[cooldude8260]

how do u make your guy look like that

[rolandtran10]

NICE!!!!

[ssickles9]

3:13 lol

[cmpierre1983]

then get the fuck out of here 2:14

[cmpierre1983]

do you want some chicken? ummm NO /:c

[SimsMovieCreater]

LOL"Hey Ted, do you think pigions have dreams"? Ted"What" Man" I know all they do is poop on stuff but dont you think they have higher assparations in life"? Ted" That is by far the dumest thing iv ever heard" .....Man" I think they dream about pooping on Lamberginis" Ted" OH GOD, KILL ME NOW!!!!" GOD" ok Ted, be killed by the awsome red bike" Man" I guess thats what you get for atemthing fait like that." GOD' THEN YOU MUST FUCKING DIE TO BASSTERD!!" My longest coment with only 3 numbers left.

[ssickles9]

3:13 lol

[delaghetto508]

Funny

[LuckyStudentStudios]

how did you made character open mouth without saying anything?

[GazDude9]

That's a Turismo, not a Super GT isn't it? Nice vid btw

[KSIHishamsyed200]

0:38 some one says oh fuck this

[keiseem]

i dont give a chiken shit

[thedragonmaster2230]

when are you gonna make

bad assassin 4

[AlexSZ241]

ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod:D­

[MrPokey420]

i would watch this if it was a real sit com thumbs up if you would to

[imthemanofeverything]

thumbs up if your watching this in 2011

[Little1gman]

@imthemanofeverything No shit we're in 2011, Can't you read the fucking date?

[zzXDarKXzz]

@Little1gman 2012 now :P

[greenpopper38]

@Little1gman no ... we're in 2012. can't you read the fucking date?

[youlox123456789]

@greenpopper38 the comment was made in 2011 retard read when the fucking comment was posted

[greenpopper38]

@youlox123456789 lol calm your tits, brahh! i was messing around, fuck nuts.

[youlox123456789]

@Little1gman Now we're in 2012

[Number1Clone1GameGuy]

@imthemanofeverything I'm watching this in 1876

[PINAPPLEVOODOO66]

@imthemanofeverything Ahhh shit, I'm watching this in 2008 :s

[Choonie100]

:P



[jaimex27]

9:47 lucky bitch lol

[6000wayne]

a russian lady with a super gt??!!!!! i dont want to live in this world any more!

[co674646352no]

thats fucking awsum

[megagangster321]

i reamber whatching this 2 years ago all this takes me back

[kaiketsu07]

169 people are some Good Assassin and just jealous.

[kaiketsu07]

Stupid guy :Hey Ted, do you think pigeons have dreams?

Ted: What?

Stupid guy:I know all they seem to do is fly around and poop on stuff, but do you think they have higher aspirations in life?

Ted: That is by far, the dumbest thing I've ever heard

.......

Stupid Guy: I think they dream about pooping on Lambourgini's

[VirusDragon828]

Did anyone else notice the sports car in the middle of the street at 7:03?

[kingzak13]

did anyone else notice they didn't actually kill the russian women they just crashed their cars

[AntonioRussoAR]

really like it! Very very good job!

[hairball2047]

6:43 reminds me of american dad the 42 year old vergin episode were stan doesnt kill people it just happns like that the ba driver lololol

[AngelsOfFire100]

@kakapoopoo1000 Learn to spell.

[kingdomheartsabc]

damn this was really good

[1996patrickk]

@6:32 you can hear a guy scream, oh sweet jesus

[sly1234cooper]

mr wang was unlucky



[coolkamron]

This was funny

[CommunityNerds]

Check my Profile i just started me and my friend are gonna make Storymode Gameplays and Walkthroughs

[LuckyStudentStudios]

what is creator dead?no new uploads for fuck sake

[qwanelljamal]

Chinese gay is Markooh 94

[GimiGlider]

Moral: Never piss off a russian granny.

[XxS1aya27xX]

im laughing so hard! turn on closed captions and put on transcribe audio ;)

[ujellybroski]

There are no Lamborghinis in GTA universe. Only Pegassis!

[XxTheTrueCrimexX]

why is this like my life?

[specohawk]

God kill me now -HOLY MACARONI SON OF A BITCH!

[whippytippy]

wtf did i just watch....

[GeneralCodeBlue]

FUCK THE MOTHERLAND

[rifleguy5]

Note: In the beggining, it says the old russian ladies are in a Super GT, but when they leave the store chasing TJ and whatshisface, they are driving a Turismo.

[LuckyStudentStudios]

hey make new episode quick!gta V is comming!

[Gunzgunz100]

What he did not know where the brakes where! OMG i guess he does not know how to stop a bicycle

[TheDefJamfan]

3:43 Oh hey um i'm here for the..... "WHACK"

[kickoman619]

I wish the make a movie like these!!

[scenekidz4life]

he say he broke & homeless at 3:08 but at 7:15 he got a home 0_o how does that work??

[Pixelboy97]

whats the song at the endung credits

[XxMrDestructionxX]

@Pixelboy97 Moron

[92DRIZZY]

Actually quite well done

[thegrimreaper123ful]

there isn't a episode 4 because someone had flagged this episode and episode 2 and so he can't make anymore episode i m not lying this is 100 percent true

[thedondon724]

@thegrimreaper123ful dangit

[raythegreat1000]

DRIVE FASTER! SHOOT BETTER!

[raythegreat1000]

best gta 4 vid ever!



[SouLRecoNx]

this vid is fuckin epic ! x

[EllisL4D2FTW]

Super GT, isnt dat car the russian women r driving a Turismo?

[LuckyStudentStudios]

@EllisL4D2FTW yeah in 3rd episode his friend explains him that

[EliteKnightSquadron]

Dont get caught or its prison showers 4 u lol

kthanxbai

XD What kind of italian says kthanxbai?:D

[skyrimXlooksXbeast]

8:40 oh my god oh my god oh my god

[originalgiarcisback]

good shit im votin writer was a socio

[TheDefJamfan]

3:45 I'm here for the "Whack"

[gtafanboy32]

LOL

[AldeAdrian154]

"Dont get caught or its prison shower 4 u lol"

Lolz!!

[cochi256]

2:52

[TheJedijames]

lol he sounds like the guy off the social network

[RevolverOcelot2008]

What is the name of the song the plays when the Russian women start chasing them?

[injectedfusion]

oh hi im here for the ahhhhh

[MrQTIP56]

"fuck the motherland!" lol

[TheTomTomRUN]

3:14

I cant stop loling

[L1VEW1RExPARADISE]

n3ver bUy a k3yB0A4D 0f £bay

[RussianTacoSauce]

You could have taken the Turismo instead of that piece of shit behind him at 7:03

[LuckyStudentStudios]

nice

[micromicros]

how do you like fall on the ground and colapse?

[hogman198]

FUNNY AS HELL

[shad0wMata]

06:43 "Nah dude driving a bus and talking on a cell phone at the same time is totally safe' LMAO! this is funny as hell!

[shad0wMata]

yo this shit is funny!! 06:43 "Nah dude driving a bus and talking on a cell phone at the same time is totally safe" _mayhem ensues_ lol!!!!!!!!!

[Darknalcrysis117]

This is so well made it should probably be in theaters

[2BConTIMued]

BULLSHIT WHO FLAGS EVERYTHING

[JayTekken1]

hows about yall stop fucking around and make something worth watching. Assassin machinima??? why dont you make a machinima based on the movie "Wanted" rather than waste the potential on this.

[Infinif28]

@JayTekken1 wow just stop

[Phillie103]

script sucks ass

[33YATRICK]

@Phillie103 so does your mom

[Phillie103]

@33YATRICK my moms dead asshole

[paradiddle1001]

@Phillie103 NOTE: 33Yatrick is an ignorant 12-year old who fires blanks at his dad.

[crazyjerry1852]

did anyone notice Reggie's is the guy off the poker show if you watch it you'll find him eventually find him.P.S i just got my new account and channel ill start making vids soon like in a week or so :)))))))))).

[brylidan]

XD ! awesome !

[HIIVVAANN]

mi ID ps3 is: fenix5_talavera thanks i accept

[kakapoopoo1000]

pegions have dreams!!!!



[buzzpaint]

@kakapoopoo1000 Pigeons*

[rajcokvajcok]

02:52 XD

[Mrkotor1]

freaking awsome!

[RazzlenProductions]

Watch Nico Shooting the medic's ass of! ---> /watch?v=HEVgINnSYKk&feature=c­hannel_video_title

[sackball21]

They should have modded and made the Super-GT a Convertible

[DrNSoos]

Everbodys working for the weekend

[MrSonisPheres]

09:46 that woman is fucking badass

[OMFGYOURDRIVINGMEINS]

rockstar need to make an addon for a story mode of this machinima

[hi9895]

best machinima ive seen

[CallmeJonasguy]

Im pretty sure the only lip synch was when he said 'Lets go'

[mcxoninhas]

9:49 my wife´s luck

[TCWProduction]

MACHINIMA SUCKS A HUUGE ************************

[thefroobchoob]

The good old machinima, nowadays there shiteeeeeee

[killaseason561]

9:00 dejavue

[noorio789]

how did u get the chicken costume is it unlockble or is it a mod or smthin

[SuperFablefreak]

@noorio789 mod

[BigDaveNeg]

@noorio789 PC Mod

[666DevilGhost666]

Pigeons with higher aspirations in life? That's random = P

[callofdutyfreek2231]

0:39 - 0:49 god works in mysterious ways.....

[JackJokesShop123]

how to get the chicken head?

[nukednoob]

xD

[SpetsnazPaper]

hahahaha xD they gave him a hitman job after dancing on the street FTW xD

[BrandonxHopkins123]

when he said chicken shit ill give u chicken shit lmfao :)

[iiSnip3downii]

below the asian guy

[iiSnip3downii]

2:01 look at the ground dead body?

[nukednoob]

@iiSnip3downii wat

[Austria4ever1000]

fuck you!... Are you interested..? LOL

[Austria4ever1000]

0:35 Wish fullfilled!!!

[therealslimshady2100]

if its penis count me  out i already tried that

wait you already tried that xdxdxd

[silverback940]

did they play baseball

[ethan0O0]

3:44 get's hit by bat :O

[ethan0O0]

344 get's hit by bat :O

[vlad4423]

/watch?v=24iSzE3TSkY&feature=c­hannel_video_title

[nukednoob]

lol

[TheReestv]

2:00 Our menu is ALL chicken. (Ignores the 10 burger boxes in background)

[star987lyrics]

lol'd at the bus part

[legionninja]

@PH5221 yea u def can

[mangakid444]

how do you do the ragdoll effects

[Daniels1999]

Whats the ending song

[Bolipol]

I work at KFC, and I get so many customers asking for beef just like this.

This video has shown me the light - I need to become a hitman!

[roots4lifetrue]

@Bolipol same here 

[tasossecretacount]

@Bolipol or find a better job

[hhhdarkstar]

@Bolipol yo same here haha, soo many people beefin over the counter and outside the window at drive thru lol

[corruptgunslinger]

Everybody's workin for the weekend..

That was epic.

[Rowlettefirematt101]

i meant good voice acting

[Rowlettefirematt101]

gay voice acting

[modsfromhell]

9:42 yah i meant to do that

[DragonDrummer8]

thisd be a perfect movie

[XxTheTrueCrimexX]

how on the ps3 can you enter a bar without ballad of gay tony? i cant find anything!

[MaskoftheWraith]

Love it! :D

[HAHAHA99YUS]

The drunk stuff is a mod on pc called ragdoll

[XxTheTrueCrimexX]

how long do you stay drunk and how do you randomly fall and how do you dance and lastly what are the bars you can enter without balad of gay tony?

[XxTheTrueCrimexX]

my friend wants a jetmax but he doesnt know its a boat and i wanta super GT which means i win the race

[TheGSPFilms1]

that car is not a super GT lol

[SyndicateVG]

this is what i do on GTA assassinating people and making it look like an accident. :D

[MrClonewarsadventure]

THey shoulda put peanut butter jelly time right before he got hit in the face..

[MrShademaster97]

Lol I love these vids :D

[tuurbriestv]

YOU JERK!! lol xD

[tulp35000]

Man.. this looks low quality or something?

[ThePioneerKing]

6:19 LOL means anal rape

[supercrapnstuff11]

@ThePioneerKing no shit sherlock, have you never heard of prison?

[ThePioneerKing]

@supercrapnstuff11 I am not sherlock, I"m captian obvious

[DrinkyCrowShow]

This guy reminds me of Jesse Eisenberg

[thomas92481]

meeen this is EPIC¡

[MasterKadesch]

Thumbs up if you are german and watch it (^-^)b

[SpyroTheDrago]

@MasterKadesch

No ^^

[scenekidz4life]

any1 else see, he shot the same guy that he pushed in front of the train and the guy he shot & pushed was walking past the car when it blew up.

if that dont make sence thn am sorry lol

[dig1talghost100]

how did you get the cluckinbell outfit

[halow1alone]

0:39 is God the guy in the bike? because the guy said: God kill me now. XD

[halow1alone]

thums up if u see "machimina" on the creator name and u say OMG I MUST WATCH THIS!

[theweatherwolf]

dance ?? and adnce ?? can i dance in my game ?