Google Opt Out Feature Lets Users Protect Privacy By Moving To Remote Village

[LegalizeLiberty420]

Im sick of seeing nObama ads before every video, fuck you nObama, Im not voting for you, cuz I dont want foodstamps.

[writersblock91289]

i used to be a part of google opt-out

then i got a G branded on my head

[Heyyouaretall]

"Uh... If you don't want to give Google access to your most private thoughts and feelings....That's fine! Then you can just toil in the Hinterlands and die young." :D

[leakingpencil]

"If you have any questions about the Opt-Out Village, type them in an email to a friend and Google will get back to you within 24 hours."

[NickyAmerica]

It has literally come to this point with privacy on the internet, with every feature.

[da1kobe24]

Yeah ill be going off the grid

[timrocket2]

its 6:07am and im still watching onion videos

[Thorndac]

Caught in the Goo of Google? Didn't the bloody name give you a clooogle?

[rozrose321]

This should've been about facebook!

[ZenSeizure]

i just dont like that they ate youtube other than that idc

[xJoeEDangerouslyx]

Number Six?

[watanabe757]

The way they opt out the user looks similar like in the movie "the pianist", where the nazi process the Jews...

Just my thought...

[natemorey]

"if you have any questions about google opt out type them in an email to a friend and google will get back to you on that" that made me laugh so hard XD

[DavinaFaerie]

wow, nwo reverse psychology at it's finest. Trust me, this isn't "really" comedy.

[JonathanHallShow]

@DavinaFaerie And that's all the freemasons want you to know this week!

[MadSinister]

WTF

Google opt-out here now!

WTF

Google opt-out here now!

engadget.com/2011/11/15/google­-announces-opt-out-feature-for­-wireless-network-owners/

[mandawg]

google is phyco sorry we dont want everyone searching our balls off

[IBMeddling]

Why was this video flagged? Only adults should know that they can opt out?

[Skidblanar]

I'm certainly missed out on teen sex parties :( don't be like me

[laalex98]

HAHAHAHAHAH!! WTF

[4513radkej]

not really liking this video, perhaps i should opt out...

[murf69]

"...branded with a wisical G on their forehead..." fucking gold...

[SKHSirNicolas]

@wwwtotalitaerde Sure, the BND is former Gestapo, in whatt world are you living???

[fosterslover]

"...if they agree to be branded with a whimsical G on their foreheads to label them doubters" LOL

[myquill23]

Onion, as much of a parody as it is, is always based on truth.. :-)

[LyokoTravels]

I wanna opt OUT !! XD

[vijaysv]

lol... the story that was going to follow was hillarious..!

[cronon94]

"type them in an email to a friend and Google will get back to you within 24 hours" lol

[WeedPeaceSerenity]

I wanna opt out!

[piratecheese13]

i want a whimzicaal g

[Imanalientraveler]

So now we are being censured here by big brother paranoia. I had to enter a lettered code to be able to post anything. I guess they are keeping track of people who have a mind or who think any thoughts at all. Freeks al of them. They need to go to one of their camps and get straightened out or take some more prozac or something. LOL

[CocaineDrRockso]

@Imanalientraveler ikr! they did it to me too!

[Imanalientraveler]

HA HA HA HA just what I needed for a good laugh but it is close to what is coming watch lol

[ru2213y]

World ruled by Google = Everything free, but ads every 5 minutes.

World ruled by Apple = Everything is $2,499, apple logos everywhere, no ads.

World ruled by Microsoft = Important Required Restarting Update every 5 minues.

I would prefer a world ruled by Google.

[kbhasikevin]

@ru2213y I would prefer a world ruled by apple

[1loveshop]

@ru2213y better get the new Acer Chromebook then!

[eviltube1111]

@ru2213y Except you can disable automatic updates in about 10 seconds

[galatisnik5]

@ru2213y are you saying there aren't any ads everywhere you look already?

[nisbahmumtaz909]

@ru2213y

You actually update your Windows? Heh.

[AletaAntifascista]

@ru2213y No, by Linux --> communism ;)

[burningsponge]

@ru2213y it's not every 5 minutes, it's like once a month for me, and i can choose not to update. so i liek it :)

[ahhhhjjjj]

@ru2213y World Ruled by Linux: Everything is free. No ads. You can control your own life. No viruses. No blue screens. No logos. Individuals control their own lives without bound, without money, and without regrets. All free. All ready to go.

[Jcolinsol]

@ahhhhjjjj

lousy no-good Anarchists!

[dbfan2scfan]

Hah! Google's plan for world takeover

[LoveCupCakes10121]

Huh ? Thats Called Being A slave !! Nah Im Good

[ViruzErazar]

Fake??

[burningsponge]

its better than all these ads for sure...

[ReploideY]

He is not Jeff tate! He is Tucker! The guy of the reccon-wall!

[Jovan14606]

"I like cheese and crackers"

[giuseppigiraffe]

Type them in an email to a friend and Google will get back to you.

[richashl17]

This reminds me more of Apple, not so much Google

[MartinLoronzo]

"still ahead: oil discovered benath 1993 Ford Fiesta"

[MrBalonko]

Future is here,run for your lives.

[moviesunrated]

I hope some people actually believe The Onion, just to make it extra funny!

[witch26071]

@moviesunrated Wait you mean to tell that this isn't real!?!

[Stephenv13]

Lol it said type them in an email..not email them .lol just got that..

[jm2010ful]

Seja good news é só digitar no Google Inacreditável !

[gr8Sweetfox]

139 people were doubters.

[FanChrisproductions]

i was able to find wifi! PLEASE HELP ME OUT OF GOOGLE OPT OUT!!!! OH NO! THEY FOUND ME! AAAHHHH

[AarinGend0]

Jeff Tate is Tucker Hope!!

[cjricheson]

See, this is why I use google and not yahoo....

[aayevents]

Google IS big brother

[lostinnewmexico]

@aayevents its funny to see that google takes over the full internet and says "if you dont like google, then you have to read books" so... people is stupid but not at that level, google is just a fucking webspider not a content creator... i would love to see some dude trowing a cake to the faces of those bitches of google... i bet, they suck 1000 times more than ms...

[AutumnViewer]

IS THIS REAL1!!1?

[gamefreak0931]

I wonder of the onion is trying to fool us or just be funny :l

[therealCanablisS]

ive been waiting for hour for that god damned van,,,,,,hurry up!

[1973mazdarx4coupe]

fair enough google

[XXXPharcydeXXX]

why yes I am missing out on teen sex parties!

[XPrettyXSceneXGirl]

@XXXPharcydeXXX  Why yes,you did totally copy someone's comment!

[NickFoli1]

Fuck i can't find the button.

[learber]

139 people live in opt out villages

[dinamitemaster]

@learber How could they dislike if there aren't any computers there? At least think before posting these idiot thumbs up comments.

[learber]

@dinamitemaster yea i know i just thought it was funny.

[spand5]

@Nathan2all97

Yeah yeah i figured that out my self i was joking as well.

[spand5]

I didnt know that News shows had such a good sense of humour!

[ps3bots]

if google ever make robots that take over the world before they kill us they will make us watch an ad dam you google

[METALMAN4Wii]

@ps3bots I too am getting ready to fight the Google Terminaters.....!

[FLSanimation]

this is just a stupid joke.

[PooPooOnMyNewShoe]

@FLSanimation ya think???

[rushin2]

sounds like Palestine (village) to me...

[gotskills23]

People who think this is real should be sent to the opt-out village

[coolkid2ize]

Is opt out real

[bleujae1]

@coolkid2ize ya its real, but since this came out, the government shut down the opt out button on google. but since the government couldnt find the secret town, you can still go there if you want, its just harder to find. theres always a way though. if your interested i can get you in touch with someone who is really good at finding people, and he may be able to find where this google society is.

[therealCanablisS]

@coolkid2ize of course

[shibukisama]

how does this work with apartments?

[acemaster600]

i wonder if someone actually tried to go to google and see if it was there

[000jellyfish]

This haunts my nightmares LoL

[TheGoodNames]

Can someone help? I can't find the 'opt out' button.

[GOWHID5173]

stupid

[TheCrawler333]

And why doesn't facebook have one?

[DeathnoteBB]

@TheCrawler333 Haven't you seen that one facebook Southpark episode?

[Davidgtatips]

stop making fake tech that i have not seen please reply and tell me what are you hiding

[mostro32]

lol

[bobosinhell]

0:01

[bassmzero]

Why yes, I AM missing out on teen sex parties!

[bassmzero]

Why yes, I AM missing out on teen sex parties!

[optimistsRUS]

Is it time to move to Google's opt-out villlage?

Google boss: 'Creeped out by Street View? Just move'

Eric Schmidt, CEO of Google actually said that in the interview he gave to CNN yesterday (10/24/2010).

[vanmaarwijk]

yansk r very complicated these days, they sound too intelligent 

[thepsynergist]

I use the NoScript addon for Firefox. Google doesn't have permission to look at my data. :D

[FuckinHateNewUtube]

@thepsynergist Dude.. no matter what websites say... information sells. Everything you could possible has been compromised. I've learned to deal with that. You should too.

[kickiwi]

@Pizza87760 you're kidding right?!? Right?

[lesliedbruce]

My dad got very upset with Google and about his Facebook privacy so he went to this village. He died because no one knew how to do an emergency suture after he cut himself on a sickle. :( RIP DAD!

[tomek123kotek]

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[pizza87760]

Is this video fake or something? Did google shut it down? I went to their site and didn't find the Opt out button, I was only gonna press it to see if it would work, I don't actually want to the village. I was just curious.

[cyclonethefox132]

@pizza87760 i hope your being sarcastic

[alconaftika]

@pizza87760 you are a delight! Of course it's fake! The Onion is a fictional news program, watch more videos and it'll become clear to you.

[icekat83]

I like these Onion vids but this one is kinda creepy too.

[chime141]

Had to be done. Check out going amish .org as well. Not funny, but beginning to be useful.

[1shaughness2]

is this real????

[iluvmyhorsie123]

@1shaughness2 seriously?

[turleytho]

This is the funniest parody 'the Onion' has done yet. That makes me think I should check it out more often, since I need more laughs now.

[turleytho]

This is the funniest parody 'the Onion' has done yet.

[AmAxOReload]

"You have now Opted Out of all Google services. Please pack your belongings." HILARIOUS AND YET SO TRUE!!!!!

[huswsimonbla]

the first onion video where I wont respond to people asking if this is real cause it sure could be hehe

[brawldude23]

I was watching the news about a woman who had a job reading playboy magazines to blind people. The first thing I thought was, "when did ONN editors start editing the REAL news?"

[Manofaction0]

"They call it the 'Opt Out Village'. And it's just what you'd expect from google."

lmao so true

[muffinsNsausage]

this is hularious

[FathomLordKarathr]

i think my child is missing out on teen sex partys what do i do onion

[sllopy]

put her in the "Opt Out Village":)

[nexus085]

haha I love The Onion News Network!!

[ALPHADESIGNTAMPICO]

"If you have any questions about the OPT-OUT village, type it in an E-mail to a friend and google will get back to you within 24 hours" Hahahaha sadly true! X(

[wadyn95]

хех делать им нечего =)

[starfirefan12]

GOOGLE WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!! lol xD

[brawldude23]

@starfirefan12 GOOGLE AREADY HAS OH GOD

[gunboundsuck]

This is quite true D: they're going to enforce the RFID chips and call those who object as terrorists..

[Waidesama]

Dammit, Google, quit watching me masturbate!

[maffoid]

@Waidesama ah come on, I bet them watching you is the reason why you started to fap in the first place :)

[MoJoSB]

Love how the companies responsible for taking away our privacy state that the future will have no privacy. Chicken and egg kind of thing only this time, we know the answer and it's google and facebook and companies like them who SAY this is where the internet is going "No Privacy" and then proceed to take us there.

I'm always shock how people fall for these easy magic tricks.

[balsadustvideo]

does google reverse check idendity of opt out requests? Is it posible to opt out somone else ?

[OldPygor]

@balsadustvideo That would be nice.... I already made a list of people LOL

[MrSiebel]

I am confused as to weather the Onion news is pro mainstream news or not...

[analyzingfunny]

that was funny, NOW GET OFF MY LAWN dadnabbit. Where that guy hiding?

[NapanTR]

too Fing much XD

[MPozitiv]

You cant be good men with money that google have.Just cant.Nobody!

[dizzysfingers]

.. that is so funny.. and so real.. well done thumbs up

[IBMeddling]

I thought that the Onion was a satire parody...What happened? Since when then they start REAL news?

[MIKON8ERISBACK]

@IBMeddling "Satire" is like fake news, but has some realism too it, in this case, it is fake, but for comedic purposes.

[Qu35t10n3v3ryth1n9]

@MIKON8ERISBACK pretty sure they are aware of that... hence the obvious exaggeration on the word 'real' indicating some sarcasm. I'm sure anyone who knows what the Onion is, is capable of knowing its meant to be a comedy... HA!

[godverdegodverdomme]

And google truly expects to have sufficient material to build such an opt_out village ? Google, you do IDIOTS expect to be able to maintain the sheer amount of people that will choose to opt_out ?

Even as a sarcastic joke, it's not even remotely funny.

Besides, those opting out will be the wisest among current google

users, and are more so then google itself, capable of setting up their own

system to access and share information.

I say, bring it on !

[Kpro4]

a while back i heard google wants to index our DNA? or something similar? anybody else saw that shit?

[Crazyalbokid1]

@Kpro4 no man is that shit real

[Kpro4]

@Crazyalbokid1 Its a article I read. I dont know if its real or a lame joke or maybe some made up shit. go to google and search for "Google Wants to Index Your DNA, Too" and click 1st article from businessweak website.

[WarpeaceWar6]

@Kpro4 wow but it might be (i hope) to make a super computer since a slice of dna is better than a transistor in power and there have been dna computers made. read the singularity is near for a bit more information cuase i havent heard about dna compututers too much

[Jormungandr69]

how is it possible that there's always someone who believes is?

[TimeQueenofRome]

I just opted out of all Google services. Currently, I am sitting in the back of one of these vans going to the Opt-Out Village. In fact, I love the place because of the lack of computers, banks and hospitals!

[VivekRajcoomar]

I'm missing out on teen sex parties.

[houou100]

1:09 hey, is that Robert Sean Leonard?

[jmccooe]

hahahaha I love the way they are so sarcastic about the fact that they totally abuse peoples right to freedom and privacy. Google can fu*king kiss my ass how dare they laugh at peoples genuine worries about what is being done with their own private information! Bas*ards.

[singlaprety12]

is that a concentration camp? I saw a movie abou a concentration camp and it had the "civilian clouths".

[10j35u5]

is this a laugh or waht lol

Is it the tuth?

[A135S4656]

@10j35u5 It's completely true. Don't believe those people who say that the Onion News Network is fake becuase that's A LIE!! The Google Opt-Out feature was released a while ago and is still there on the home page now, only it's a hyperlink in the corner.

[EuchridEucrow1]

#LOL

[YourLordliness]

LOLLL

[hell0funkys]

Notice it says "... society about (about).."

[tubefreak122]

i wanna go there! :D

[pikachuthesquirtle]

LMAO

[differentperson0102]

#LOL at the bunny in :57

[Xmaggot93X]

Lol at the bottom:

"FDA approves meth for treatment of excess teeth."

[0freeman]

This this freaking hilarious!

[wuababa]

EAT DA POO POO

[djn4eva]

so basically google kidnaps you! :D i know its fake but the idea is funny. so basically you but your house choose the opt out button, google puts you in their van and then they destroy your house. the idea makes me lol

[orsations]

LOL, brilliant!

[stelythe1]

AHAHAHAHAHA

[coffee484]

is this real?

[Gaming10]

@coffee484 Are you a fucking retard?

[spulkagent47]

@coffee484 Yes it's real.

[vinsong]

EAT DA POO POO