Duke Nukem - Murder in a toilet

[pekoenlafrente]

xD

[TronicalChronical]

la parte mas divertida de todo el juego

[JAKETHEGREAT11100]

duke nukem: prefeventing aliens from taking a dump since 1997

[DeeJaySiddall]

from this to DN Forver :/ what happened

[SerbianDukePwnage]

Everyone please join duke nukem's website dukenukem3d . co .nr im saying that because this site is for true dukers :)

[ikilleduku]

good old memories of my childhood :)

[Epiccometguy]

I Like how the top 2 comments are csi Refrences

[VictorArayaT]

Shit happens!

[epicduckeh6]

blow it out your (puts on sunglasses) ass YEEEAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!

[easyrider788]

"Hey, dude, pass me a roll."

*Duke throws pipe bomb and detonates it*

"Damn, I'm good."

[StevesJobs]

Who in they're right mind would kill a guy JUST TO USE A TOIL- oh wait, he's Duke Nukem

[antari112]

come one you mist 1 weapon at the same place af weapon that shrinks stands a weapon tats makes bigger till it explodes

[SwordInThroat]

they must have gotten the

*Puts on sunglasses*

shit scared outta them

YEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[jhonnykiller45]

Poor toilet

:(

[XenoSpyro]

and mighty foot

[XenoSpyro]

you forgot trip mine :p

[GTASANOOB]

EXPANDER?!

[HPKazan]

How nice for the Aliens to carefully flush the toilet before dying. Alien Emperor: "Kill all the humans, but please, flush the toilets! "

[AlexGRFan97]

I guess you could call that...

*sunglasses*

Explosive Diarrhoea.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!

[TheARizzle101]

@AlexGRFan97 Where was the sunglasses thing from again? I remember watching it once.

[AlexGRFan97]

@TheARizzle101 CSI Miami.

[Damocles178]

Everytime he manages to flush it; even when blown into gibs . That aliens got skillz; he can even flush it milliseconds before the toilet breaks!

[KobradiaSpringfield]

The alien should have fallen into the toilet when he got shrunk and then you should be able to flush him down, that would be bad ass.

[RelmnightPvP]

@KobradiaSpringfield it came out 1997 i think... it would be a bit complex but hey dunno :P

[purseus]

@RelmnightPvP no i think it was 95 or 96 cuz i was in 5th grade playing this

[legocontrollerjr]

@RelmnightPvP it came out in 96. same year i was born, got this from xbox live marketplace

[ar2014]

i'd hate to be that alien

[HowPettyful]

It looks like Duke gets benefits from...

*puts on sunglasses*

being a potty mouth...

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

[Savci008]

How come they always flush before diing?

[TheZman77]

what consol was this?

[grounder]

@TheZman77

PC.

[UltraWins]

Can anyone tell me what source port this is?

[SuperStarhawk]

Good thing the alien remembered to flush!

[cva1267]

im afraid to go into stalls now

[pianoremixer]

0:23

Duke:Thats what I call explosive diarhhea!

[Rebldoomer]

i love the ice freezer gun. :D

[MrHatetheplayer]

I guess you were...

*puts on sunglasses*

A glittery little unicorn.

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH!!!

[liger04]

@MrHatetheplayer I guess you were...

*tries to put sunglasses on over other pair of sunglasses*

Shit, I forgot I was already*scene cut*

YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[Gibbagobba]

dont you love it when the two highest rated comments are almost exactly the same?

[liger04]

@Gibbagobba Don't you love it when people post that exact comment because they saw it reach the top comments list before?

[aroundtheworlda]

I loved the freezing gun

[noobcake19]

yippee ki yay motherfucker

[MultiShadow117]

хахахаха 

[kimzzam1989]

How mean!

[flopier59]

noublie pas de tirer la chasse =)

[SuperMrBentley]

U missed the gun that makes enemies bigger until they explode

[TheKaduflyerSystem]

@SuperMrBentley microwave expander

[SuperMrBentley]

@TheKaduflyerSystem Yes! that gun thnks for the reminder.

[soylentgreenb]

@SirAdminThe3rd 3drealms released the source code for duke3d.

In releasing the source code, they've made it possible to port the game to Linux or implement a nicer looking open GL renderer, 3d models, higher resolution or whatever you like. Some of these source ports are faithful to the original sound and graphics whilst having less issues with configuration or input. There are many source ports; find one you like, but don't stick with the original; code ages like milk, not like wine.

[Jarzka1990]

2x shotgun and some arms are missing :/

[Astroman9991]

Shit out of luck, Sunshine.

[Jschwan1]

where can u get this game these days?

[Balnazzardi]

@Jschwan1 you can buy it from GOG,com (GoodOldGames) for example and it's also has Xbox Live Arcade version.

[DukeNukemForever2011]

@Jschwan1 i can give u a free(no surveys etc) download link 4 pc if u sub me!

[SVWillmer]

Duke: "When I said blow it out your ass, I didn't mean for you to take it literally".

[Anakin8th]

just what the fuck inspired you to make this vid lol?!

still, nice job ;) lol...

[soylentgreenb]

@SirAdminThe3rd Step 1: Use a decent source port(e.g. eduke32). Step 2: enable mouse look(e.g., in eduke32 it is under options->mouse options-> use mouse aiming)

[Renhorable]

the alien is really experienced. He can wash away even when he is dead

[Luzagal]

Where was the expander???

[PoopPeeSandwich]

great video title

[jordy885]

how did u get all the guns and stuff on the first level? did u use cheats? (DNSTUFF)

[Lonnehart]

Oh... and sometimes there's no kill like overkill. >:-)

[Lonnehart]

What? Only one pipe bomb? I would've put 10 or so in there before pushing the trigger. :)

[RickyRiddy2]

@Lonnehart

Do you even play this game? Not only is 10 a waste but you can only put one in at a time.

[Lonnehart]

@RickyRiddy2 I have the game. Not the Atomic Edition though. To throw another one just select the pipe bomb again. You can throw them all by doing this and THEN press the trigger. :)

[G0odf3lla]

Ahhhh much better !

[The91Diesel]

0:35 Rest in PIECES!!

[LOCUSTHATER666]

that alien picked a bad time to take a shit.

[Hunterbgpz]

lol, that alien was taking a crapper and got a rocket to its face!

[llianator]

Out with that duke and in with Forever Time to kick ass and chew bubble gum again

[TheMadmaza]

awesome

[ifureadthisdie]

"GOD DAMN IT JUST LET ME TAKE A SHIT IN PEACE"

[AdamBryanClark]

Here: Check, I’m Here

To: Check, To

Kickass: Check, Kickass!

Chew Bubblegum: Check And Chew bubblegum!

Bubblegum: But I’m all outta gum!

excerpt from novel.

“Diary of a Nukem.” Created By 3D Realm. Out: You'll never see it published...

[Whinestee]

посрать никому не дал

[mintydog06]

lol good video, he always manages to flush.

[Timvanoirbeek]

Remind me to never take a shit in a movie theater toilet.

[shinobi368]

how do you put mouse aim on

[20327070]

dnstuff

[Naverpace]

At 0:15 the piece of mouth coming out cracked me up

[r4shka]

lol! I never knew we could make Duke Nukem take a piss!!!

[NetrexCO]

It could be cool if you could grab their heads and flush them in the toilet so they could smell their own shit!

[joshAKAtheman]

epic hacks

[LuisManuelLealDias]

@joshAKAtheman no hack, it's the real game

[joshAKAtheman]

@LuisManuelLealDias how he got all dem keys an guns?

[Pokemeister1202]

dont be rude!

[fabulousfrance]

i ve got a question to Duke, does aliens have a sex like we do? Just asking coz you caught him with his pants down :)

[fabulousfrance]

All duke nukem players done that :) can t wait till the door opens completely, shot the alien and only die half second later lol. Funny bug

[faceheadman]

i love how they have to flush before they explode

[Mikenova805]

well at least thet're civilized enough to use toilets unlike duke who uses peoples necks.

[Sestren82]

"Mouse Aiming On" Yes, in the beginning of First Person Shooters, this was a Feature! :D

[TuKKyUniversitario]

I guess you were...

*Puts on sunglasses*

Caught with your pants down.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!!!

[supercool126]

@TuKKyUniversitario I loled greatly...

[TheRetroZombie]

@TuKKyUniversitario *child hospital gets blown up in the background*

[sherman1ai]

hahahah good times, those were some novel weapons compared with stuff current games have. The shrink ray and the ice gun.

I LOL'd when the one alien was fragged by the RPG. So overkill hahah

[marduk505]

13 people died in the toilets.

wait...

[r4ngeordie]

DNWEAPONS

[elronman]

I guess your

*puts on sunglasses*

shit out of luck...

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[abaurre3]

@elronman what about my shit out of luck?

[LamentOfInnocence1]

There was just nothing like Duke Nukem when it came out. And there never will be.

Yes, you heard me.

[TheSilvestah]

This video owns!

[Grimreaper905]

God dude don't you know first?

[LMTR14]

you didn't use the LASER!

[enragedmenace]

I can picture his face on the pipebomb.

Guy: Ahh...no more constipation.

*Pipebomb sails into stall over door and hits the floor*

Guy: Oh, Son of a- BOOM!

[xxpricanxx]

toilet pipe bomb own

[Ashfordly]

A man can take a dump without being killed every 4 seconds?

[stjepanzero]

lol

[Likfisken]

I hate to shrunk while I'm on the toilet. >:

[number999999999]

@Likfisken like NOOO my shit is faslling on me *die from it*I

[frenchfrey65]

much better ;D

[calimar28]

@frenchfrey65 If you notice, you get 10 health points when Duke uses the bathroom and say "much better"...just like in real life! :D

[Keeperman3]

Weapon demo AHAH

[villagepizza2]

i could only imagine what i would be like if i i was takeing a dump in a restroom and all of the suuden somebody throws a live nade in my stall...lol

[GT4604]

I remember trying to play duke nukem over lan and fuckin setup.exe blue screen network connection bullshit, giving up and playing boring doom lan

[marchrabbit85]

Мне больше всего нравиться мочить из дрободана

[G0odf3lla]

Ahhhhhh much better !

[darkheadcrab]

lol, scarface

[punk6kills6emo6]

yeah those early games are so awesome! I remember playing this game when i was a little kid!! Fucking loved it, just like Quake and Doom!!

[Evilspidercat]

Duke caught him with his pants down.

[milan4554]

CLASS LOL

[GlycerinZ]

ahhhhh.. much better!

[StaryKrow]

imagine if that happens to you...your just sitting....taking a dump...then some guy opens the door and shoots you....than shoots you with a shotgun...then a machine gun...and a rocket launcher....and worst of all he throws a nade...your final words will be "What the fu- *BOOM*

[Flickelflackel]

The alien has manners... He always flushes.

[dermonkey]

lol i remember that one xD

[Endrey1375]

At least he flushed the toilet before dying.

[sukruoosten]

hey you didnt show us number 9 the laser bomb i know how to kill that tiger

with it

[skorpionrazor]

forget kicks! XD

[usbiker133t]

Hilarious!

[nerofrost6591]

lol the many ways that you can kill an alien bastard sitting on a toilet xD

[MrDukeAlex]

why you dont kill him with weapon number 9 ?)

[vegeta353658]

@MrDukeAlex It's just the tripmine

[G0odf3lla]

lol

[SniperStorm7]

0:15 well, when you got to go, you got to go....

[haoliver1]

its the same sounds from doomO.o

[BronzeTurd]

@haoliver1 no its not. the sounds from doom are less advanced

[7LucasCabrera71]

CLASSIC!

Aaah.... much better.

[stric128]

pipe bomb xD... priceless

[MaxRideWizardLord]

*suicide and blow up himself after huge explosion detonate his toilet*

- Yeah, piece of cake!

[Sw3Lo]

you forgot the expander weapon :)

[Sam5726]

Ahh, much better!

[212kenji]

Damn! when duke got to go he got to go! XD Nothin can stop him!

[ZOMG1103]

THE BEST.

[xcrementor]

you forgot laser tripbomb!

[DarealRadexHEJOO]

This reminds me of the bathroom execution in "Pulp Fiction".

[kelsbackonyoutub]

he died rip

[AzaryIT2020]

Lol! Duke Nukem killed alien still faeces in toilet...

[ADRIAN38727]

Dude either Wait your turn or go to another toilet or wait to hes done god he just wants some privacy lol

[nightmarehammer]

LOL!!!!!

Duke does it again!

[completeidiot12]

lol nice

[alanrich1969]

Piece of cake!

[Snyperwolf91]

crouching mutant, hidden pipebomb!!!! XD

just epic!!

[Laxagoodname300]

i remember there's a glitch on this game....if you freeze someone after you shrink them they'll stay that size permanently and if you do it to an alien they'll only have 1 HP and if you do it to a babe she'll have unlimited HP

[pulse117]

ха это так запаздывающих

[DannyTcat]

The pipe bomb one was the funniest, lmao. Poor alien.

[Jayden400]

That alien was like Elvis. He died on the toilet.

[killerfgs]

@Jayden400 Lol how :3?

[x3n0nfr4n]

sweet very funny :)

[spyware1100]

You missed out one weapon :)

[Ryuhza]

Trip bombs :)

[spyware1100]

At 0:28, if u press the key to that weapon again, it becomes an other weapon with different "effect" :D (on PC at least... i don't know the N64 version)

[Ryuhza]

Isn't that only in the atomic edition? Its the enlarging one right?

[spyware1100]

yeah , that one :) Maybe it's only in atomic edition, but i didn't know that on the vid it's not the atomic edition.

[Hudoste]

@spyware1100 that's only in the Atomic Edition. also, you only use it after you find ammo in the last chapter.

[AFitz1174]

lmao.

[SputniksArmy]

I wonder what the in the next stall must be thinking a 0:34t

[Anonymos1011000]

hey, how about the laser tripbomb?

[TheDTclan]

that woulda been tight

[Arzaker]

yeah imagine

Alein: HEY WHAT YOU DOIN IN (BOOOOM)

[guitarnashelter]

very original hahaha

[Adam193]

damn i miss playing this game

[resserection1]

@Adam193 go download it online then download eduke32 :P

[ronch0]

0:14 lol!! xDD see my video "disaster un duke nukem"

[SchylerVanAlen]

oh... well i geuss their gonna name that alien elvis..... but duke blew him up

[TheDingadergen]

Haha, I love obscure references...

[UnicronGod]

Cant a guy get a decent crap around here without getting interrupted and blown up!?

[Luttmeyer]

Lol - while using the Devastator the toilet breaks before the alien dies...xD

[Metalmasterxxx]

hahahah nice one!

[MilVit]

Nice going

[DaviMacht24]

"DNSTUFF" cheater ;p

[Danthious]

pipe bomb ftw!

[MischievousAlien]

wha? aliens need to go to the toilet too?

[Ataryui]

Duke Nukem 3D has some damn cool weapons.

[LinkKokiri83]

can i point out he still has his undieson.......must be hiding from the boss lazy slacker alien....he needs to be canned

the alien look like its pooping.

sitting there doing its buisness

then suddenly euu went in and murder it.