Religious Sex Toy Website

[TheElefishJellyphant]

im surprised at this. i thought they would think sex was only for baby makin

[lasalle1alpha]

oh, shoot... I did not notice the word "Religious" on the title... And the vid is really loading slowly. How many are watching at this right now??? This vid is 15 days old...

[lexalina132]

maybe it means... religion is pleassure?

[callofdutyaddict1000]

The Last Sucker?

[595o]

kosher carpet with hole?

[saznbabigurl]

Cenk is wrong about dildos not being allowed in Islam because you're not supposed to make images of people. You can make images of people as long as the eyes are not made. Something about eyes being windows to the soul and you are trying to attribute a soul to a soul-less creation. Anyway, the real reason dildos aren't allowed is bc masturbation is not allowed, as is the case with all the monotheistic religions.

-1 for Cenk. Attributing false information to Islam is how Islamophobia got started.

[595o]

@saznbabigurl I heard there are other interpretations where pictures of all humans (and animals) are disallowed unless if the thing would become alive it wouldn't be viable, ie. drawing just hands is OK, so just because you have other information about another interpretation doesn't mean that he is less correct.

[saznbabigurl]

@595o there are definitely other less common interpretations. The one you mentioned is followed by people of the Wahabi sect, which goes on to say by the same logic that photography isn't allowed.

I was stating the interpretation that is most widely accepted by Muslim scholars and laymen alike.

[waltermh111]

@saznbabigurl I dont know, the truth as you say it makes me want to be islamophobic

Seriously, the truth is worse than what Cenk said.

Still, your wrong in one way, the truth is, while lies dont help, the truth spreads the intellectual and social fight against islamophobia just as with all other religions.

[saznbabigurl]

@waltermh111 agreed. facts eradicate presumptions and misconceptions

[chunky1x]

I love Muhammed for his principle.

[TheCreeperhunter]

This story has made me realize just how immature I really am. I can't stop giggling XD

[Domzdream]

Oh, you poor religious dopes. How much more child-like can you become. It's embarrassing!

[isaacBrockofthe41]

This is AWESOME

[davidgoodman1992]

i wanna caress Ana..

[SketchyBack]

The Koran mandates foreplay. Awesome.

[Dwicker64]

Toys for Twats is a very successful enterprise around Christmas time.

[SpiderJerusalemJr]

There is this site which makes an anthology of the most "blasphemous" sex toys where I found my favorite of all time, The Baby Jesus Butt-plug. See for yourselves --> divine-interventions. com/ religioustoys. php# babyjesus (just remove the spaces or google it)

[Victius6]

And how old were Muhammeds brides again? ... yeah you will be shocked .. Try to imiate Muhammeds life and you go to jail almost every where.

[aaronpolitical]

God may not like a wasted effort, but sometimes you gotta take one for the team.

[01101100d]

30 dildo's disliked this video.

[timoback3000]

I can imagine die hard Christians hitting it from the back "Thank U JESUS!"

[KaliDemiDarkness]

This is actually one religion-related video that gives me some hope about the world. I especially like the parts where the man has to please the woman as well, because many women don't get that due to men just not caring. I also know that throughout history and in present times, certain cultures don't want the women to orgasm at all.

[WonderfulDenmark]

this is awesome.

[OwtDaftUK]

If people start taking advice on sex from the profit mohammed i suggest people hide their children.

[blaklaptop]

You know, it's times like these when I remember how glad I am that I don't conform obsessively and literally to my religion. Judaism, like all religions, is best enjoyed when diluted.

[SuperBenzid]

@blaklaptop diluted to nothing is the best flavor. Just depends how much irrationality you like with your life.

[OklahomaGrl28]

@SuperBenzid thats funny but wrong...lol

[MCsuperChristina]

Part of Sharia Law I can happily comply with.

[SuperBenzid]

I wonder if the Muslim sex store sells slaves?

[Turbine68]

Holy dildos blessed personally by the pope himself.

[dberry999666]

What about a super religious catholic priest – a blow up boy

[SuperBenzid]

@dberry999666 Nah the catholic priest sex store just sells chloroform and rope.

[dberry999666]

@SuperBenzid -Yeah- thats sounds about right (LOL)

[WilhelmDrake]

Fuck I love the Koran!

[595o]

@WilhelmDrake Hadiths =/= Koran

[WilhelmDrake]

@595o

Ya, so?

[minimum13]

Kosher sex toys LOL

[Crack3044]

From the word of Jesus: "If there is no grass on the field, lube up and go play in the mud." -Amen.

[TheAstonMartian]

Anal Beads!

[finalsight]

First thing that comes to mind is the crucifix scene in the Exorcist.

[geoff2204]

Kosher sex?

How do you keep the meat and the cream separate?

[grawk1]

@geoff2204 WIN

[bloodfury1991]

i thenk the islamic one

[BatteryBlaster]

Why does Ana always bring up sexual fetish and porn stories?

[mentaluproar]

What, no mention of divine interventions?

[july7nyc]

Since they are not looking to market or sell to gay or single people, I'm going to be sure to order all sex toys from here to give to my gay friends and to use on my own.

[Shonenut213]

So are there any atheist sex toys?

[Agrajag68]

@Shonenut213 Yes there are, Pam Anderson, Sasha Grey, Julianne Moore.

[upplsuckimcool16]

It says in the bible that god says "it's better for your seed to land in a whore than to land upon the floor" (paraphrasing)

Apparently our all knowing, all seeing god didn't anticipate HIV or AIDS........ Strange.

[kong19hong]

bad editing these days....

[muttgooch]

holy water based lubricant? 

[dsquaredmlg]

cross-shaped dildos?

[KaliDemiDarkness]

@dsquaredmlg I saw a "baby jesus" buttplug once.

[gethsoftware]

wow, they getting desperate. is this they way of trying to stay important.

[MistressArte]

So if I had to pick of the three major Abrahamic religions being female it's better to be Jewish?

[o3MTA3o]

@MistressArte ya, you don't mess with a jewish woman.

[MistressArte]

@o3MTA3o Lol So if I had to pick one of three or die I know which one I'd pick, I'd be Jewish. lolz XD Thanks <3

[theabomation]

God bans anal sex which is because anal sex is disgusting i don't see why someone would wont shit on there dick anyway

[ooMONKEYoo]

@theabomation keep your fantasies to yourself.

[dallascheerleader21]

@proud2bpagan amen lol

[treefireguy]

And on another note... we take you to Africa and bring you.......female genital mutilation. Fantastic... thanks "Tradition"

[proud2bpagan]

It also says in the Torah that a man is obligated to bring his wife sexual satisfaction,and in fact mandates how many times a man should have intercourse w/his wife to ensure this.I think it goes by his employment status. If he's unemployed,he's obligated to have sex w/his wife every day.

[sairaj1]

yeah i think it is NOt a bad idea if they are doing this.

[sairaj1]

kosher sex toys haha

[sairaj1]

what the hell? hahahahaha

[hofifut]

humans are wired to fuck

[tyrannosaurusinf14]

so now i understand better the paranoia from the christian right about passing laws against sharia...evidently they're scared that they haven't pleased a sexual partner in years and that sharia law is going to punish them.

[proud2bpagan]

@tyrannosaurusinf14 don't forget,Shariah also mandates that foreplay consists of more than 'brace yourself,baby!'

[MntlWard]

And here I was thinking that TYT had just discovered Divine Interventions.

[AQGOAT24]

adamandeve is a website for sex toys. 

[JDaKingman]

fucked up...

[SeniorTopCat]

This is the difference between Muslims and Christians. Islamic Law is consistent throughout it's life and they couldn't give a shit about anything. Just DEMAND DEMAND DEMAND. Whereas Christianity is easily used to justify ANYTHING!

[SeniorTopCat]

Holy shit, "Muslim" sex sounds....awesome?

[youngliterati]

"book 22" is a reference to Song of Songs, or Song of Solomon, the 22nd book of the Bible. It's very very explicitly about the sex life of a married couple. They're not reading weirdly into vague verses.

[snappycatchy]

Covenant Spice? I don't remember her.

[WildBuck007]

The irony of religious people. They can view sex as "evil" and then go sell these items. Go figure.

[dangflo]

@WildBuck007 actually i think they view sex outside of marriage as "evil" or gay sex evil....

[WildBuck007]

@dangflo

I stand corrected. I do agree with you on that point. But most religious people do behave nutty irregardless of sex anyway. Sex is just another topic of their insanity if you ask me XD

[proud2bpagan]

@WildBuck007 I grew up in the Southern Baptist Church..and we were told that sex,within the confines of marriage,of course,wasn't sinful,it was a Gift from God..it was before marriage that it wasn't from God..if you were married,they didn't care if you did it swinging from the chandaliers..of course,there was the whole unwritten admonition about avoiding sticking it in the hidey hole,but that goes w/saying,lol.

[PhRiZoN]

I hate religion in general, I hate Islam the most. 'Religion of peace' my ass.

[trulymadnow]

Orthodox Jewess here: Jewish law forbids male masturbation because of the wasted potential for life. Female masturbation is not forbidden but highly discouraged; sex is viewed as a powerful means of bonding two people in a committed relationship.

[SumireIsrafel]

And people say Islam doesn't respect women! lol

[Relyt22]

I hope they all at least sell buttplugs in the likeness of their prophet... except of course the Muslim one... might see one or two embassies bombed for those ones.

[WolfsStorm]

I didn't know religious people even beleieved in sex...

[WolfsStorm]

@WolfsStorm *believed

[discipleoftheteapot]

@WolfsStorm where did you think little religious kids come from... lol

[WolfsStorm]

@discipleoftheteapot I don't know, maybe Jesus or the stork? But they spend so much time complaining that other people have sex that it makes you wonder if they do it themselves, ya know?

[scatcoitusmoosic]

Do uncircumcised dildos exist?

[seraphimrock]

@scatcoitusmoosic yes they do for 42.99

[Kemonokami]

"And this one time at Jesus Camp..."

[proud2bpagan]

@Kemonokami lmao! good one!

[JabberCT]

@Kemonokami lol good one.

[flake452]

Caress the woman/ 9 year old girl.

[TheyCallMeGawd]

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, and if a sperm get's wasted god get's quite irate...

[stabinferno]

@TheyCallMeGawd Oh! my GOD, im so FU&#D.

[CrisKG125]

@TheyCallMeGawd For The Win....

[GeigerEncounter]

@TheyCallMeGawd I jack off to piss off the magic man in the sky.

[bonkuraysan]

@TheyCallMeGawd Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock, Don't bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok. Oh, please don't lightly poach us Or baste us with hot fat. Don't fricassee or roast us Or boil us in a vat, And please don't stick thy servants, Lord, In a Rotissomat"

[pantheon777]

What!?! Where is my wicca sex store?

[proud2bpagan]

@pantheon777 *every* sex store is a wiccan sex store! We don't have the hangups those guys do,remember?lol.

[Piriathy]

religious ppl using sex toys? ...Um, I know religious ppl do enjoy sex but toys? That seems...kind of odd...I mean, you can't have a strap on dildo because that allows a woman to sodomize a man and that's a no no...BORING.

Yeah, men are not allowed to cum outside their woman that's the story of King Onan and the origin of the word Onania which is a REALLY old timey word for masturbation. He refused to impregnate his late brother's wife b/c he didn't want his seed creating someone else's child.

[CDPuffer]

DILDO JESUS!

[Driv3ItLikeUStoleIt]

I really don't get how can you quote anyone you want/you choose to represent a whole group. talking about this laws and theology that some people put is like quoting a dictator while speaking about democracy you wouldn't like that to, would ya?

[almostcracked]

@theyoungturks actually the name of the muslim sex toy shop doesn't mean society it means sex in the marriage context.. there's no literal translation to that word in english but that's what it means

[SDUSMusicGal]

fuck these subtitles. i am tryin to focus on anna's titties

[proud2bpagan]

@SDUSMusicGal Me 2!

[Diamondelle84]

Two things I thought would never belong in the same sentence.

[theguyinthefunnyhat]

who else has the crusifix scene in the excorcist in their head?

[kodyburns]

Christians get down and dirty too.

[magustx]

god only likes purple dildos on Saturday nights. All others dildos be damned

[ArchArturo]

Holy dildos?.

[Mirza247]

TYT get your facts right. Muslims are not meant to substitute sex with masturbation. A man and woman are both required. Hence, vibrators and dildos are allowed only in foreplay and as a means of a turn on.

[tier621]

Wow. Just wow.

[meshal1986]

Christian, Jewish, and Muslim entrepreneurs have launched ‘religious’ sex-toy shops online in an effort to improve pious couples’ sex lives—and strengthen the marital bond... isn't that nice? LOL

[bluefootedpig]

and here I thought women were looked down in islam.

[KillerBee256]

Hmm... Anna always co-hosts on sex related stories...

[Mee551able]

lmao everyone wanks

[Trippsol]

LoL religion is hella funny. Marry a virgin, then go to town!

[edgeninja]

Am I the only one of the opinion that encouraging religious people to have more sex is a really bad idea considering the more religious a person is, the less likely they are to use birth control? STDs and unwanted pregnancies are a big enough epidemic in our society as it is. Websites like this will only make it worse.

[alphacause]

How is male masturbation wasted effort? It burns calories dammit!

[proud2bpagan]

@alphacause and mastrubation is a damned good cure for insomnia!

[alphacause]

Religious Sex Toys? Well, I suppose a cross comes pretty close to a phallic symbol. If it is a crucifix, which means Jesus is on the cross, then, if your husband is using it on you it would be like having a three way. Imagine that, Trinitarian sex.

[L00NGB00W]

"You should take virgins as your wives, and then go to war*........"

Why'd you cut?! Just when it was getting good!!

[L00NGB00W]

How is masturbation a wasted effort exactly? =P

[FROGREEL]

obviously the guy is dutch, lolll

[comochinganconesto]

A kosher sex toy sounds delicious

[bobbytookalook]

To go togerther is sublime, to cum together is divine!

[Nerdovich]

Ahhh, religion.  How you make me laugh!

[Burghlax]

Of Coooouuuurrrrsssseeee

[DarthAzabrush]

The question of masturbation actually caused a horrible rift in the Catholic Church that ended in a key Vatican Youth Leader being defrocked!

[lazyorc]

@JesusFingeredBabies Maybe you are thinking of the verse that says "if a man looks at a woman lustfully, he has committed adultery in his heart." Of course people take it out of context, or interpret it in different ways. People will be people, what can we do.

[Di0genesus]

A min Jesus statuette dildo, so when she orgasms, her shouting "Christ" isn't taking his name in vain.

[redryan20000]

@Di0genesus a "min"? is that the hipster way of saying "mini"?

[Pipebombdreams]

@redryan20000 No, it's a shortening of miniature.

[prodigyat9]

God creates man and is not happy how it turns out so he wipes it all out and starts over; no wasted effort there, eh god? If god is perfect and wastes his effort how can imperfect man be expected to do better? Wait! I know the answer! God is BULLSHIT!

[blahblahblahman]

"They're against vibrators"="Preparing testified raters".

LOL SUBTITLES.

[Waine999]

@JesusFingeredBabies Never heard THAT! And I'm christian.

[parsonman05]

Hindus was the first to be open with sexuality in society .They had a nice book call the Kamasutra First playboy magazine in the world , they cover girls was for a princesses , beat that Hugh Hefner !!!

[MsOneiroi77]

sharia compliant hahahahah kosher vibrators hahahaha

[theogore]

The agenda is: fuck like rabbits and make more religibots. Now they have the interwebs to make cash off of it, too. Great.

[ThePhatIndian]

Why did God make it so I have a nocturnal emissions?

What a bunch of wasted effort.

[samiam2088]

@ThePhatIndian it is, and you need to purify yourself after your wet dreams because you are unclean....no joke, that's straight up Jewish law.

[amazingfertilla123]

the storm....is comeeng

[cristianfcao]

My favorite sex toy is a but plug with the baby jesus :-)

[fishypaw]

I thought Christian sex toys were putting crucifixes up their cunts and shouting 'Fuck me Jesus' while doing it, just like I saw in that 70's documentry I watched. Oh, erm, hang on I could be mistaken?

[mrnokia90]

ill make sure Ana reaches her peak

[porkinwitz]

Every sprem is sacred. Every sprem is great.

And if a sprem gets wasted, God get quit irate Saint Monty Python,

[MagneticRep]

I'm a believer in Christ and I loooooove my flesh light.

[Plato86]

@underbjorn I thought you Europeans were into S & M? Why condemn these theists for being into it as well?

[isteemaen]

Islam = sexy

[danagirl23]

interestingly enough, in the related-video sidebar, there's a clip for Bop-it....

God (no pun intended), with so many rules within MARRIED SEX for Sharia Law abiders, it's kinda hard to enjoy the "deed" when you've got a theoretical mullah looking over your shoulder...unless you're into that kinda thing....Happy New Year - 1 (or SYSDATE + 1 PST)

[Wolfman7870]

I think real Christians should be against this.

[justjulie37]

Sounds pretty fucking boring to me !

[BitterCanuck]

Imagine no religion.

[LiBlub1]

So that's why Alexis Texas keep moaning; "Oh God"!

[jhdillingerjr]

RuPaul 2012

[prodigyat9]

@jhdillingerjr

Yikes!

[wistoncap]

Relighous sex toys? I remember seeing Linda Blair using one in the movie The Exorcist

[TheNinjaabarbie]

the rule about pleasing each other is the same about judaism as well except there's more emphasis on pleasing the woman. lol :D

[ThatGuyFromDK]

what is the websites called?

[kileer7]

Ahhh I see why right-wing Christians are against Sharia now! The man has to give as good as he gets in bed.

[halfzombiehalfrobot]

they're trying to bring about the second cumming of Christ.

[purplepineberry]

Strange times...

[RedH0Tmama]

It is in the best interest of religions to promote sex within a marriage - that's how you make more believers.....

[GravityofReality]

As seen in the Exorcist?