MST3K - Laserblast (part six)

[bumblecreek477]

lmao, "answer up!"

[DennytheHumanBean]

Also, why does he kill the doctor? Makes no sense script-wise. Roddy must've wanted out of this movie pretty badly. Can't say I blame him though.

[DennytheHumanBean]

The main character/actor tries so hard to be Mark Hamill, but fails hard.

Also, Keenan Wynn an Rody McDowell must've had some serious coke habits to agree to appear in this dog turd of a movie.

[VMIFerrari]

"Hair Shift"!

[Kaimana916]

Why the hell is that door knob up there?! Child proofing?

[theproplady]

It looks like the girlfriend is driving the Griswold Family Truckster...

[powersoftritone]

Car blows up= kids stuff does mean Rape=boys being boys and Murder= just a little despute

[DennytheHumanBean]

@powersoftritone LMAO. Well, the movie does take place in an inverted world were Eddy Deezen is a bully and girls act like you're an asshole when you save them from rapists.

[LiteracyLabyrinth]

isnt that doorknob abnormally high! LOL it is!

[fullyhalfempy]

Chester McChest Orifice!

[fullyhalfempy]

"Flipped Over Reservation Decoration"

[Gigrantula58]

8:26 I believe this is Mannix, if I'm not mistaken.

[hebahabahobaheben]

"Can I get dressed now?"

"Certainly Bright Eyes."

whoo hoo great Planet of the Apes reference..just love me some Roddy McD!

[guns4hire2000]

At 5:07 Crow REALLY sounds like Dr. Forrester (And yeah, I know they're one in the same, I just mean you can hear it's Trace's voice).

[Theburn77]

why is that door knob so high?

[braindamagehurts44]

3:10 had me laughing for so long

[PyrozPlayground]

I understand tan man with a wallet.

[norsef]

Keep him in overnight for observation after a surgery on a totally unknown condition? Nonsense! You worry too much.

[ccjuju]

Tonight on Roddy McDowall Hospital: Surgery without X-rays!

[SundownerDrifting]

5:07 = Boom mike, big time. Oh Roddy, why? Just...WHY?

[NorwichTeenwolf]

Oh Roddy, what were you thinking?

BTW, it's 5 to midnight on NYE as I type. Have a great 2011, Misties!

[Oppledeldoc]

"Peggy, could you look up some numbers for me?"

So it IS Mannix.

[educatedcockroach]

Roddy McDowall's voice is bizarrely soothing. He'd probably make a good actual doctor.

[Casey5693]

Why did Billy kill the doctor? That doesn't even make sense.

[antgav79]

HEHE Ford stands for fix or repair daily... And : Found on road dead.Fucker only rolls downhill.Fucked over rebuilt dodge.

[ChaoticYak]

How Green Was My Valley was a LONG time ago.

[Applemask]

Why do these characters keep talking directly into the camera? Is the director trying to get at something, or is he just shit?

[ralfieralf]

A car blew up and you call it "kids fooling around"? Yeah I remember blowing up cars in my youth. Grab a couple buddies, mix up some Molotov cocktails and throw them under vehicles. Good times.

[NodDisciple1]

@ralfieralf Sounds like you had a exciting childhood. XD

[VonRictorSlan]

Oh my god, how did they get the medic to star in this movie.

[GialloHorror]

The doctor looks like the actor who played Peter Vincent in "Fright Night" (1985)

[Vortigern99]

@GialloHorror Of course, that's him! Roddy McDowell. Planet of the Apes (1, 3, 4 & 5), the original Lassie film, Fright Night... and so much more.

[GialloHorror]

@Vortigern99 Yeah, I looked it up. I just wanted to make sure, because the man was a LEGEND! This movie sucks ass though. Too bad he was in this piece of shit lol

[kaejae24]

@GialloHorror it is

[ManaAdvent]

"Hi! Your copier down?"

"Ford stands for Fix Or Repair Daily."

"It appears to be growing into a Wizard of Oz commemorative plate."

"Wait. I'm a lens crafter technician, what doe she need with me?"

"It's George Jones as a Wal-Mart greeter!"

"Well, at least, he was wearing a seat belt."

[marie1w]

"and action.....ACTION" lol

[elfinfluff]

Poor guy must have gotten type cast as Doctors.

[watda74]

2:45 Dont' know what's creepier: her face or Crow's screech! X-D

[ordinanceguard]

Hair shift!

[psychopomp88]

@ordinanceguard

that was weird.

[pytko3]

"It looks as if you have an impacted wood tick."

[watda74]

-I gotta go buy Fish's laxative!

That's a 'Fish' reference, a spinoff from Barney Miller played by Abe Vigoda for you young'uns (the old guy in the Betty White Snickers commercial).

[GialloHorror]

@watda74 Didn't he also play Sal Tessio in "The Godfather"?

[watda74]

@GialloHorror Yep, that's him too.

-Tom, can you get me off the hook? For old time's sake?

-Can't do it, Sally.

One of many classic, memorable scenes.

[GialloHorror]

@watda74 Yeah man, awesome movie! One of the best ever.

If I'm not mistaken I think he was also in a "Tales From the Darkside" episode.

[LeshaAnn]

"I think they were going for a "TOUCH OF EVIL" [classic Orson Welles flick] feel, but they got a touch of... something else." ***LOVE IT!***

[VeryAngryCamel]

it is APE law!

[bakes7288]

Oh no! The car turned into a sedan and exploded!

[QuikVidGuy]

Mitchell!

[YouSuckNoJutsu]

OP-ER-ATION!

Remove wrenched ankle!

Ehrnng.

[Nightweaver1]

Oh no, his car turned into a sedan and crashed and exploded!

[SeoulMan]

"Isn't that doorknob abnormally high?"

[ComradeZaitsev]

Roddy McDowall makes the rest of this movie even more painful. He's clearly not even trying, yet he's so much more compelling than any of the other actors. Makes me want to go watch one of his good movies.

[ChaoticYak]

Frankly, Billy, I'm baffled AND grossed out.

I don't why I took this role.

[clovestl]

at about 5:15 or 5:16 you can see the boom mick stand moving up and down lololol

[ImWITed]

The dialogue Mike and the bots make up during the alien scenes is one of the best parts in this horrible movie. The bickering is hilarious. I could watch this over and over just for those parts alone.

[HystericalWoman]

I love the Roddy McDowell impersonations. "It's big but it's not as big as mine.", where did that come from?

[HystericalWoman]

@HystericalWoman Nope, just researched it, and I wished I hadn't.

[Cassavius]

"...I was getting into my ape-role, and I threw some crap around..." 8D

[pretorious700]

Wtf is with this sheriff? the feds can't boss local law enforcement around, it's all about jurisdiction.

[Oppledeldoc]

Gertrude Stein? He reminds me of Rosie O'Donnell.

[changyimei]

"The man bearing this wallet is crazy, do nothing he says."

"I gotta go get Fish's Laxative."

"I understand tan, man with wallet"

[ChaoticYak]

Oh, no! His car turned into a sedan and crashed and exploded!

We show you this scene to represent what *would* have happened.

[Marshillboy]

Wow nice mic boom fail @ 5:06

[theatr1cal]

@Marshillboy LOL. Only the absolute best sound people worked on this movie.

[ChaoticYak]

@Marshillboy Yeah, it just hangs there. I guess they forgot to watch their own movie while filming.

[ChaoticYak]

Well, medical science has done everything possible. Good-bye.

[EternalGuardian07]

Prank or not, I think the explosion of a car is kinda serious.

[Zerojack6]

you can see the mircophone

[stig422]

wow good eye crow t robot at 8:57

[Marian12c]

"I shot the meeee....but i did not shoot the other guy."

[akje93]

wow that doorknob IS abnormally high

[Apollomasque]

What is WITH that doorknob?

[northumberlandview]

"I absolutely adore movies. Even bad ones. I don't like pretentious ones, but a good bad movie, you must admit, is great." Roddy McDowall

[theatr1cal]

@northumberlandview It all makes sense!

[pretorious700]

@northumberlandview He ought to know.

[TimelordR]

@northumberlandview Maybe that explains why he wound up in movies like "Class Of 1984" & "Cutting Class".

[havaneezer]

How sad Roddy McDowell is actually dead.

[untitleme61]

@havaneezer

Probably after a making a bad movie....

[jekblom123]

"You appear to have a doorbell growing out of your chest."

[BeeDub57]

7:50 "Alllllrighty, then!"

[Tareltonlives]

Roddy, we miss you so much we'll forgive you for this one

[watda74]

I agree. It is Ape Law. ;-D

Had to do it, Tarel. lol

[Gomess]

Anything unusual happen to Sheriff Metzger?? Well, Jess Fletcher came round to talk about the murder at the old Grady place.....

[watda74]

Dr. Mellon: I would like to bring a specimen over tonight, and...

-Mike: NO!! Another good 'sleeper'. lol

[hollyhuffstutler]

"Mrs Miniver was a long time ago"

[seanThree16]

2:45 RRREEEEE! Haha!

[DMCdawg]

Frankly, Billy, I'm baffled AND grossed out.

[tylerboy808]

5:07 you can see the boom mic.

[Jlongtors0]

The medical exam lamp Roddy's wearing on his forehead reminds me of the reading lamp on his hat when he played the Bookworm on the old Batman series.

[exophthalmos]

If you google "Laserblast movie", you'll find places to get it without the MST3K commentary.

[1060893]

Why would anyone want that? LOL

[pretorious700]

@exophthalmos Why would anyone want to watch this thing without the riffing? It's painful enough with it.

[AmbrMerlinus]

@exophthalmos But... why would you want that?

[olivemike81]

@exophthalmos What would be the point of that? Can I watch paint dry too without commentary?

[exophthalmos]

@olivemike81 - Ahaha, well, I personally much prefer the MSTed version, but someone was asking how to get it without the riffing. I love watching really bad movies, but I don't think I could sit through this one without Mike and the bots.

[WhiteTiger225]

@exophthalmos MegaShark vs Giant Ocotopus. That movie was HILARIOUSLY bad. Die You Zombie Bastards, A movie that was saved by a HILARIOUSLY over acting actor (It is an indie movie worth watching, but not for little ones or mormens XD) And then there is 70's-early 80's horror movies which are MIND NUMBINGLY painful and boring.

[Casey5693]

@exophthalmos The movie would get boring without the riffing.

[TheMerlinOfAR]

@exophthalmos if you think this movie is bad try watching Glen or Glenda sometime muhaha

[mowque]

I wish I had your constitution

[watda74]

Welcome to the wonderful world of Mystery Science Theater 3000, and its many loyal subjects. lol

[thedeejus]

Roddy: "I was in a monkey suit, then suddenly I was in this movie...."

[havaneezer]

Actually ,Roddy is dead now.

[Oppledeldoc]

He has a secretary named Peggy? Maybe this IS Mannix.

[thedaemonforever]

Clint Eastwood (CIA-suit guy?) this guy is not. More like Clint East-DICK.

[luvcraft78]

"Michael Caine's puffy sister".

That person does look androgynous. If he didn't speak I would have a hard time guessing if it was a man or woman.

[dresden51]

"The man baring this wallet is crazy, do nothing he says."

[DarkPascual]

Aaaghh!!!

This movie is so boring!!! (the movie, not the episode...the episode is one of my favorites with Manos and Soultaker.)

How is that Mike and the Bots didn't fall asleep?

[dmitriwillguard]

Same reason I didn't stab myself watching Dragon Ball Evolution--I had friends to riff it with. Riffing solves all problems when watching a bad movie.

[Harveygod]

@dmitriwillguard They need to do a Rifftrax for Dragon Ball Evolution. Now.

[tweakynips]

take your cheque and run roddy run! before they try and extend your cameo with a flashback scene..

[ljks1]

you can see the microphone over their heads at 05:15

[SgtHydra]

OMG. XD

[Stazmo2]

Doctor prods the spot a bit...

"did you feel that?" "No"

Well, medical science has done everything possible. Goodbye.

:)

[Gomess]

If only Jessica Fletcher was there to help out her sheriff buddy!

[buffypython]

"You know nothing of my chest holes."

5:07 - Director: "Do the lights look the same? No? Well screw it! And make sure the boom-mic is visible!"

8:36 - From behind, those aliens look like man parts....

[SockMonkee16]

"It is ape law." The whole Roddy McDowall part of this movie is probably my favorite bunch of riffs in the whole series!

[PantisMantis]

"I'm calibrating my intertherometer."

Yeah you go ahead and do that.

And I agree. That door knob is WAY to high. Wtf's up with that, anyway?

[mst3kservo]

Tom-

It seems as though you have an impacted wood tick..

[knightclawer]

Tom: "And Action, Action!"

Mike: "Hi, Your Copier Down?" LOL

the mysterious man: "well, first take your feet off the desk, second take the cigar out of your mouth, and third, just stand up..."

Tom: "fouth, just lick me." lol

Mike: "Sheriff, where are you currently buying your office suppies?" lol

Tom:"I got to know what TIME it is?" LOL

[NUTCASE71733]

The man bearing this wallet is crazy! Do nothing he says!!!

[KirbyLink08]

"Oh no his car turned into a sedan and exploded!"

[bigfreaky1]

much like the season 10 mst3k episode "hobgoblins" where a station wagon magically turned into a lincoln as it exploded lol

[23Jacked]

thus the movies are now connected.

Both contain outer space creatures.

[bigfreaky1]

true but i'm not sure hobgoblins were space creatures...just muppets gone horribly wrong lol

[livinintwilightzone]

Ding Dong!

It appears to be growing into a Wizard of Oz commemorate plate.

[vlcupper]

His chest hole is nauseating.

[Vulnavia86]

At least it forced him to button his shirt...

[JBWarner86]

"Alllllrighty then..."

[kaejae24]

Michael Caine's puffy sister

[bowiehero]

Their Roddy McDowall voice cracks me up every time.

[vlcupper]

I'm surprised they didn't do a Godfather joke when Tony Craig was on screen.

[afar]

"Welp, at least he was wearing his seatbelt."

[kaejae24]

Wait ! I'm a Lens Crafter technician , what does he want with me

Roddy McDowell is Silkwood

[kaejae24]

Tonight on a very special Roddy McDowell Hospital

[kaejae24]

I presume you've heard of Tattletales

Sheriff, where are you currently buying your office supplies ?

[Vertigo688]

"Take off my clothes."

[MeiRyoko]

The guy in the suit has Donald Trump hair! XD

[Kinemacolour]

Knock-knock

"Uh, come in!"

[mrevans60]

Wait a minute, is that a boom mike hanging in the frame at 5:08? This movie has Oscar written all over it.

[milkshoes6]

this movie boldly states what it's gonna do and does it

[Drew1973]

"God Billy, its bigger!"

The only time Billy would ever hear that phrase

[nut126]

oh Roddy, how the mild have fallen...

[Tulapeiwa]

You know nothing of my chest-holes.

That sounds so Invader Zim XD

[rememberization]

what the hell is wrong with that doorknob?!?

[CanadianPride8]

"Let me show you my Sam's Club membership."

[guruatomik]

5:08-5:17

Microphone caught on film.

Very messy cinematographer here.

[only257]

the funniest episode ever, impressive stop motion animation!

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

I think they were going for a Touch Of Evil feel, but they got a touch of something else!

And action! ACTION!

Hey, it's a new shirt day!

This movie states boldly what it's gonna do and does it!

[TheSabessa]

I cracked up everytime they made the doorbell noise when the doctor touched the guy's chest XD!

[hypnodance]

The Planet of the Apes jokes were pretty good, too. :D

[toxiktomatoe27]

i love their reaction when they first see him close up...

arrga!!!

[PerryPlanet]

"The man bearing this wallet is crazy; do nothing he says."

"Well. Medical science has done all it can. Goodbye."

"Oh no, his car turned into a sedan and exploded!"

[UpSky2]

(As revealed by recording and playing in reverse, the alien gobbledegook 8:25f is really CB radio chat, as follows:)

"Hello Misty"

"Hi! Whussup?"

"Hooooold me"

"Five?"

Yuk.

[Kaspergaling]

is the doctor the same guy from Fright Night 1

[DingusStudley]

hahahaha abnormally high doorknob.

What the hell, so weird.

[thx291]

Boom mic visible at the top of the screen - 5:09

[DarthRaptor66]

"Who the hell are you?!"

"Well, let me show you my Sam's Club membership."

[nomadcowatbk]

St Paul Winter Carnival? a local reference

[hardluckart]

"frankly Billy I'm baffled AND grossed out..." lol

[customcartoons]

Whoa. I just noticed that the best actors in this whole movie are the clay figures, really...

[clshannon21]

It was brave of them to film this movie at ground zero.

[d0g69s]

poor Roddy was in this crap fest...? all well. work is work.

[customcartoons]

True, but at least Roddy does the best he can in this one...

Seeing Donald Pleasance in at least two MST3k ep's, after watching him in THX-1138 makes me sad, too.

[d0g69s]

True, true. Donald is a gret actor who did some real crap. He did a great Colombo episode. Love columbo.

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

He also did the original HalloweeN.

[Tareltonlives]

"God, Billy, it's bigger!" Did they really need to add a riff to that?

"Let me get a melon baller...."

"This is how Roddy MacDowall died?!" No, it was a heart attack. You are missed, Roddy.

[enochmamon]

Love the "After Midnight" reference.

PS the Second Version is one of Clapton's Best.

[annenna]

"Sir, you have a doorbell on your chest" - I burst out laughing at that one.

[kc0902]

"What if I stomped up and down on your chest?"

[Tareltonlives]

"I shot the me-o, but I didn't shoot the other guy-"

[LoneConformist]

Some subtle jabs at Roddy MacDowall's gayness: "It's big, but not as big as mine," "Certainly, bright eyes," "Take off my clothes," LOL.

[popecorkyI]

Roddy MacDowall was gay!?!?!?

[Windclaw]

All the gay of Liberachi but none of the glitter.

[Tareltonlives]

Otherwise, he wouldn't have taken the part (I'm going to hell for that one)

ouch...zing