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  • People say .. humans evolved from monkeys, we didn't evolve from monkeys!

    We evolved from apes.

    There is a difference.

  • 3:16 this in real family guy?

  • Nice tune, great images!

  • That bingo made me die laughing because I've literally heard all of those arguements and like nothing more XD Why do all creationists continue to use arguements that have been proven false/incorrectly understanding evolution/NOT EVIDENCE AT ALL/trying to prove creation by disproving evolution again and again?

  • Love the 'Family Guy' reference at 3:10 "Average-Retarded-Creationist"

  • storktelligent design?

  • ooooooooo!!! I love Kerli! :D

  • @gamesbok im convinced, a guy asking someone if they need a bandage is proof of gods existance, im sure if you had quoted any other part of the bible i would have been equaly easy to inpress. I like the part where god says its ok for two sisters to "lay with" their farther. good stuf. remind me again what hapend to all the swimming prehistoric creatures that arent around today? Also whats the punishment for speeking against your parents; it isnt stoned to deat is it?

  • @mrcool9191 But the Bible is a wonderful book. (Most talking-snake books are pretty good.)

    Perhaps the 'I've got one 'ear' joke only works in a London accent.

  • Why can't someone believe that God created the universe aged? And why can't we accept that maybe God is outside of our realm of understanding? Also, to say that Christians are stupid is faulty, considering that Einstein himself was a Christian...

  • @fireangel1732 Einstein was jewish

  • @fireangel1732 The reason why people despute it is because humans are curious and some don't want to take the word of a 2000 book over science. Sorry, I have more belief in science in all the positive thingsthat it has done for us than a book which has caused more wars than any other written word. Sorry, but some of us do not want to put blind faith in the Bible. I do not wish to insult you, but do not expect people not to question. Humans question, and thats a part of life.

  • @fireangel1732 einstein was not a christian.. he was born into a jewish family, but had deist views. he believed there could be a god, but not one whom concerns themself with human affairs. <-- his words. do your homework.

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  • @ItsNotEvenSunny I stand corrected. Thank you.

  • @fireangel1732 Three things: Not all Christians are stupid, however if some continue to hold on to the beliefs of 3,000 year old desert dwellers, then it's fair to call those ones as such.

    Two: If God is (and will always be) outside our realm of understanding, then he does not exist.

    Three: Einstein was born Jewish, had Deist beliefs, not a Christian.

  • Here is the logical fallacy of intelligent design

    Most of the things they use to argue against evolution (crocoduck and the like) would proove evoltion wrong were they to exist.

    Anf furthermore, so what if evolution is someday proven wrong, (doubtful but go with it for a moment) how would that proove a god?

    Honestly its like talking to retarted monkeys

  • ^w^ oh i so agree that creationists are wrong~

  • 0:25 what is that guy's name again?

  • @War4Gore Ben Stein

  • religion comes to die on the internet. Science is gods kryptonite 

  • @699backstab And youtube is the needle used to inject it

  • 2:59. That's a good idea.

  • i think people are getting dumber and dumber as religion gets bigger and bigger soon were all destoned to live a life of Idiotocerisy.....Lol Iv always wanted to use that refrence

  • "What would a Creationist say when confronted with Archaeopteryx?"

    "AAAAARGH"

    Ahahahahahahaha, that's great.

  • can't really read the images go really fast

  • lol

  • 2:40, enough said.

  • 2:43 is great!

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  • Creationist wheel of fortune = WIN

  • 2:43 really is clever.

    Great video.

  • 2:57

    That's just about it.

  • Creationist are great for laugh. I don't need TV no more.

  • Silly evolutionist They believe the lie not matter what. even when the true facts are presented.

  • Don' know the name, but it sounds like it's sung by kyrli.

  • Hey what's the name of the song? I like it!

  • Anyone have a link for that one cartoon with the bibles on the desk?

  • creationists make me lawl

  • LOL 3:12! so funny

  • 2:41 had me going though:D

  • amagad! 1:49, we didnt evolve from existing species, but co-evolved alongside todays species. That picture sorta supports the creationist argument that, if we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?... so lets keep things clear:)

  • @Dvalinor If a creationist uses that argument, "If humans come from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?" I always reply "If America came from Britan, why is there still a britan?"

  • @Dvalinor Nobody who knows what they're talking about says that we evolved from monkeys. The hard, indisputable DNA evidence proves that we share a common ancestor... which is not at all the same thing as saying that WE evolved FROM monkeys. Anyhoo! What's wrong with monkeys? Monkeys are good people, man!

  • @jeanmanuforti ''monkey' is a classification. All Humans are apes / monkey / primate / mammals / etc.

  • Nice video and nice song too

  • lol awesome vid.

  • very funny

  • Ad hominem. boring

  • "Ad hominem. boring" boring

  • What a wonderful song- the voice, the melody, the lyrics, just for dreaming. A would like to know the singer.

  • Kerli is the singer.

  • Thank you very much.

    Where does she live? Do you have her number?;-)

  • I once read the bible to find out how often it says this and then turns it upside down the next page... I gave up when I reached count number 500... I think Creationism should be accepted as some kind of brain disease or so

  • Really? Did you really come to 500? Or is that an exaggeration?

  • I wish it were. I mean in the new testamentory good is so forgiving.. in the old.. well. What a snuff book Oo

  • How long did it take to come to 500?

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  • Is intelligent design still being taught in Kansas?

  • Fred Phelps lives there... You can bet your bacon it is!

  • I'm the 666th view...... eeep lol

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  • Evolution does not state that we evolved from a rock.

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  • ^^ Wow is that really what you think happened?

  • Perhaps the flood really happened? Or perhaps cultural diffusion happened? Based on common sense what do you really think is more likely?

  • Cultural Diffusion?!?

    Hey I learned about that in sociology class in high school! funny that!

  • Yeah, quite the phenomenon, that.:)

  • Actually, it's very possible that a huge flood indeed happen. Once Gibraltar was connected with Africa and when this wall broke higher Atlantic Ocean moved into Mediterranean and after that into Black Sea. Ofcourse this is not a fact, I'm just thinking what might happened.

  • also, if you believe in evolution, why isnt it still going on today?

  • For the love of Pete I hope this is Poe's Law...

  • Because it is a slow process.

  • It is. But don't worry, you aren't going to pop out a kid with gills, as long as you stop sleeping with your brother.

  • Because you're too fucking retarded to notice it.

  • It is, you nitwit.

  • It is going on today, that is.

  • @skatesgirl66 it is going on today - only whenever we point that out you creationist come up with that bullcrap about "mirco vis macro evoultion

  • @skatesgirl66

    It is. chimps are evolving, birds are evolving, and even us, humans are evolving. the whole of nature is in a constant state of change, nothing is permanent.

  • @skatesgirl66 It is going on today, with bacteria and what not. Also, it is just so slow with larger organisms with much longer life spans that it can't be observed on them. And please PLEASE don't tell me that you believe humans should be born from monkeys if evolution is true...

  • @skatesgirl66

    IT IS.

    RATHER TOO SLOW TO SEE, THOUGH.

    THEN AGAIN, IT ONLY OCCURS WHEN THE ENVIRONMENT DEMANDS IT.

    WAIT - WAS THAT A SERIOUS QUESTION?

  • @skatesgirl66 Really? That's the question your going to go with? Of course it's still going on today. Evolution is SLOW and you don't usualy notice it in only a life time. Just because you don't "see" it happening doesn't mean it isn't.

    Here is a better approach for you: read a real book about evolution, learn at least a little about it, then come back and you can play with the big kids.

  • @corcor1976 I've done plenty of my own research. Why don't you go home and read the Bible? I don't understand how anybody can believe that we evolved from monkeys. It all a bunch of bogus.

  • @skatesgirl66 Yea as a matter of fact I have read the bible, even had to memorize the first 2 chapters as a kid. And no, no one belives we evolved FROM monkeys, we share a common ancestor with APES. So I guess while I have seen things from your prospective you simply haven't bothered to learn any real sciance. Are you too closed minded or are you simply afraid? The bible is not a sciantific document, it is a bronze age fairy tale. It can't tell you anythng about how we really got hear.

  • @corcor1976 good answer lol

  • @corcor1976 u can see evolution even though it takes many generations to occur. Single celled organisms reproduce much faster than larger more complex organisms. We can actually watch bacteria evolve into strains that are resistant to antibiotics. These strains did not exist prior to the human discovery and following overuse of antibiotics. Viruses are another example of evolution taking place within a short period of time.

  • @skatesgirl66 Excuse me sir but was that a joke? Evolution is still happening to us humans. We are nothing special.

  • @skatesgirl66 it isn't? are you sure?

  • @skatesgirl66 poor thing who told you it isn't still going on? Why do you think they have to make a new flu vaccine every year? It is not due to you no longer having immunity to the flu you were vaccinated against last year it is because the flu has evolved. Why do you think their are antibiotic resistant bacteria? Bacteria have evolved since humans discovered antibiotics. It takes many lifetimes for evolution to happen. Since these tiny organisms reproduce quickly we can watch it happen.

  • @skatesgirl66 It is. No one has ever suggested that it isn't.

  • @skatesgirl66 It is. No one who knows what they're talking about has ever suggested that it isn't.

  • @skatesgirl66 It is.

  • @skatesgirl66

    it is still going on but its takes many generations for you to notice any difeerence.

    And humans arent as effected by it anymore since more humans survive now adays and are able to reproduce.

  • @skatesgirl66

    it is still going on but its takes many generations for you to notice any difeerence.

    And humans arent as effected by it anymore since more humans survive now adays and are able to reproduce, it goes even slower

  • @skatesgirl66

    It is still going on.. It's the very reason why siblings of the same sex aren't perfect copies of each-other -->> there is always some variation...

  • @skatesgirl66 it takes million of years not a few days

  • wow seth, i cant believe u. i hope that God punishes you in a very, very bad way. try pickin' up a Holy Bible some time and reading Genesis(the first book), and maybe u might take this video off YouTube. I can believe people like you...

  • thats very christian of you to say something so condemning.

    why would you wish punishment onto someone ? doesn't that somehow make you a little sad inside ?

    do christians have no morals today?

  • I've read Genesis. What horrible drivel!

  • Good video, very funny.

  • Sorry but there are no "prominent scientists" doubting evolution. Zero. Do a Google search of "Project Steve." If there were any real competition to the theory of evolution scientists would be tripping over each other to advance the hypothesis. The Nobel Prize would be up for grabs. They would live in infamy. Fact is evolution is one of the most studied and accepted scientific theories out there. Read a peer reviewed biology book. Youd be amazed at the abundance of evidence supporting evolution.

  • Its hardly a theory anymore. Dawkins and other professors are pushing for it to become a law.

  • Ummm, no. You have no clue what the term scientific theory means. No one is pushing for any theory to become a law because those are two different concepts. A law is NOT a "proved" theory. Calling something a scientific theory doesn't mean it is doubtful. A theory is a predictive explanation of observed phenomena. Has nothing to do with truth or falsehood.

  • @seth3481 Unfortunately the God i've personally physically talked to face to face says otherwise.

  • @seth3481 If evolution were true, we should have thousands of millions of transitional fossils linking each major animal and plant group together, abundant proof...yet we find the opposite. We have found over a hundred million fossils of all the major animal groups so why not just as many transitionals?

  • @necr0sys We do. But your probley going to pull the classic strawman of evolution, "We have only found fossils of indivigual species, never a 1/2 and 1/2." As if thats the way evolution worked.

  • @DragonGreenFire That is the way evolution is supposed to work. You find fossilized evidence of single celled organisms (which we have). You then expect to find fossils of transitions leading up to major plant and animal groups. Yet there is sweet bugger all. All the major animal and plant groups appear suddenly in their full form. It's no strawman...its a fact.

  • @necr0sys What planet do you live on? Becuse here on Earth, the fossil record shows a clear shift from species to species over millions of years.

  • @DragonGreenFire Stephen Jay Gould, Professor of Geology and Paleontology at Harvard University and the leading spokesman for evolutionary theory prior to his recent death, confessed "the extreme rarity of transitional forms in the fossil record persists as the trade secret of paleontology." 5 He continues: The history of most fossil species includes two features inconsistent with gradualism: 1. Statis. Most species exhibit no directional change during their tenure on earth. tbc

  • @DragonGreenFire cont...They appear in the fossil record looking much the same as when they disappear… 2. Sudden Appearance. In any local area, a species does not arise gradually by the steady transformation of its ancestors; it appears all at once and 'fully formed'. 6 The evolutionary trees that adorn our textbooks have data only at the tips and nodes of their branches; the rest is inference, however reasonable, not the evidence of fossils. 7

  • @necr0sys 1/2: Once again, what planet do you live on?

    3-5: Did you forget how to count?

    6: So we say one thing that is not technicly evidence but still makes a good case and that means the entier theory is wrong?

    7: Yay! Another death bed convertion story with only 1 obscure witness.

    5: Shouldn't this go before 6? (See 7)

    1: So there is 2 1s? (See 1/2)

  • @DragonGreenFire The fact is the fossil record does not show transitions between species. There should be millions and millions of transitional fossils yet there nothing near that. There have been countless frauds. Evolutionists are well aware of the cambrian explosion and the sudden appearance of all of the major animal and plant groups. I think you are on a different planet.

  • @necr0sys Ok, this was fun for a while but now your just being willfully ingonrant. Just google transitional forms and you will get thousends of them.

  • @necr0sys Countless frauds? Name 10.

    Scratch that. 5 confirmed frauds used to try and prove evolution.

  • @necr0sys We have.

  • u guys dont have any prove for evolution what soever... we'll see who's gonna laugh later...

  • You're right, no proof whatsoever. There has just been a worldwide conspiracy by scientists for 150 years to suppress the truth. Do yourself a favor and go to TalkOrigins. org and learn something so you don't look so dumb in the future.

  • Accidently removed OlegBuk's reply, but here it is.. "Hey, i'd say whatever rocks ur world, but if you want to belive u came from a rock, its up to u... And i don't look dumb like some "evolutionists" trying to find just a bit of helpful info towards them.. So what are u waiting for??? Evolve to something!!! Aren't u tired being GOD's creation?!?!?! Who-ho!!!!!! =)

    I'm glad I'm Christian!!!!!!! Praise the Lord!!!!!!!!!!!" So congrats to him, he's my new nominee for the coveted Golden Crocoduck!

  • So, where is ur proof for ur religion of evolution??? Yes, religion. Please don't call it science!!! Where is just a bit of proof?!?! I want to see it!!!

  • Are you really that far gone or is this a belated April fool's day joke? AGAIN, do yourself a favor and go to TalkOrigins. org, watch any video on DonExodus's channel, potholer54's channel, or watch the "Why do people laugh at creationists?" series on Thunderf00t's channel. If all else fails grab yourself a biology book and do a little learning the old fashion way. It will save you a lot of embarrassment in the future!

  • @seth3481 No offense man but there is a lot of things they leave out in books these days. They don't even mention the cambrian explosion in text books at schools. The facts are that major animal and plant groups appeared suddenly in the fossil record and there is no fossilized evidence single celled organisms (which we have found fossilized) evolved into entirely new species. There have been countless frauds on transtitional fossils.

  • @necr0sys said "The facts are that major animal and plant groups appeared suddenly in the fossil record " By "suddenly" you mean 82 MILLION YEARS which was the time span covered by the Cambrian explosion.

  • @lewisner thats on the basis that radioisotope dating is 100% accurate. During the 80's a set of experiments were done using this dating method on a rock sample from a newly formed lava dome on Mount of St Helens. The newly formed rock gave ages for the different minerals in it of between 0.5 and 2.8 million years, which was obviously false.

  • @necr0sys No dating method can be 100% accurate. That's why, if you read about this from a source other than a creationist website, the rock samples need to be carefully analysed for their origin and different dating methods need to be used for different minerals.

    Whether the rocks were 0.5 or 2.8 million years old that's on a whole different scale to saying the entire Earth is 6,800 years old which is ludicrous.

  • @lewisner why is it ludicrous? because a man told you so? If scientists told you we came from say, mushrooms, would you believe them!? oh wait... The facts are there, Christians believe in God, and atheists believe in man.

  • @antiform47 "If" scientists told me man evolved from mushrooms (strawman) I would read what they said and read the counter arguments. If it made sense I would accept it. christians believe in "god" with absolutely no evidence at all and god is simply a man made construct. I don't "believe" in Man - human beings are a fact , we exist. How old were you when you first believed in god, and why?

  • I could write a book for you to read in the comments section, but why don't you get to work and read about phylogenetic studies, rates of mutations, the THOUSANDS of transitional fossils, the use of evolutionary algorithms in engineering, the retro viral DNA sequences, and much more. Get off your ass and do some WORK!!!

  • Fossils can NOT prove anything!!! You can NOT tell if they had any offspring at all!!! All u know it died!!! Even when you find a couple bones, u let ur imagination fill in the rest. Thats not science!!! How many people lied about fossils??? Google it!!! TONS of evidence!!!

  • Want to know how many people lied about fossils? Count the number of creationists. There are thousands of transitional fossils, countless beneficial mutations, and TONS of evidence for evolutionary biology and big bang cosmology. Do yourself a favor and stop read the half assed quote-mined bullshit of uneducated creationists. PLEASE go watch the channels seth told you to and start engaging your brain.

  • And even if all evolution is a hoax, how does it make god any more better? God is still a fairytale that, unlike evolution, has no evidence at all.

  • The DNA is SOOOOO complexed, it can never evolve from something that was not a living thing. There wasn't even ONE proof of benificial mutation!!! Name just one!!! Even scientist can't do it in the labs, not considering nature doing it. Stop with all of that crap that was proven 100s of years ago!!!!

  • If it was disproven in labs 100 years ago, please site me the experiments and papers published that detail this ground breaking work. What? The only works you can site are the ramblings of a few uneducated bullshit artists that only quotemine and lie? Sorry, none of your creationist bull shit will ever convince me of anything.

  • Enough of this! This is God. I'm not very happy with you.

    Everybody must learn about me through one of the questionably translated and edited versions of my 2,000 year old collection of desert scribblings.

    You must worship ME, the one true god of the bible! OR ELSE!

  • You want a benificial mutation? How about perfect pitch, technically a slight mutation. Or how about the new gene they found that helps prevent AIDS. Do those sound benificial to you?

  • woww, how can this cmment have such a bad rating?!?!?!?!?

  • out of all the times ive watched family guy never noticed the chart average retarded peter creationist wow

    i feel like a total creationist

  • My favorite part is when the archeopteryx dispenses justice on the Creationist.

  • LMAO, creationists are the source of endless humour.

    PS. there is a mistake at 1:52, humans didn't evolve from chimps. Perhaps "Hard to believe that we are related." would be better.

    Good video anyway. 5*

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