Combat Barbie and Masculinity Awareness Day!!

[supergluehotty]

Dude I want that flag

[anon1131]

national man day is June 15 invented by Joel Longanecker in the year 2006 (on facebook) search national man day me on facebookn. Join us in a day we can call our own to write poems obout our feelings and burn them. (we can still have september 9th, more man days the better!)

[mikeMusic00]

This was going good then he went pussy 

[lovelyladynostalgic]

Men aren't "sexist by nature," since they are male feminist, equalist and masculinist out there who find men who are sexist to be inappropriate, disrespectful and despicable.

The flag idea made me laugh, though. Sounds like all the things that would make a generic stereotypical male smile.

[lonewolfM16]

@lovelyladynostalgic agreed i love how women complain that they are sterotyped when men are just as sterotyped for example a male salon owner gay a male balerina gay (balley was originally a male only thing originally) a male daycare worker pedophile it seems women can do anything men well still can`t most men are not sexist we are just programmed with a much much much much higher sex drive and act on it

[Faledan]

masculinity awareness is my bday

[Creature184]

WOOT FOR SECOND ANNUAL MASCULINITY AWARENESS DAY!

[GreatLordMarmaduke]

Masculinity Awareness Day is TODAY!!!!!!!!

[BlueBombers4Life]

Almost that time of year again! MASCULINITY AWARENESS DAY THIS THURSDAY BEETCHES!

[dobermangrl]

i think my sis and my bro are celebate so that similie doesn't count with my bro

[cornerStorekrew]

don't cut your fucking hair

[JohnnyRock2000]

Chicks should try a tiny testosterone shot. Old chicks do it to restore their sex drive. Turns chicks into guys as far as sex drive. They get this screaming cat in heat thing going and GOTTA get fucked. Like more that EAT even.

[TheSoccerGaby]

i don't want to be mean but the outro and the intro SUCK!!!! i like the other outro!!!

[gymnast4301]

no your here and your queer lol

[dwn123]

5 stars for credits

[death4hiro]

Hell, man, why's your hair sooo short! It's shorter than mine! And mine one of the shortest in the entire school, unless you consider some of my balding teachers...

[brazuca711]

LMAO....hahaha probably one of the best videos uve made Phil ....keep up the gud work.

[drummingdude2007]

i've read loads of studies that say hip area is the first place we look, then face, then boobs. who know's with those crazy Australians though

[raquelle08]

well that's great to know that men look at boobs and then the face

[MatrymTaim]

Mah B-Day!!

[xshelbix]

september 9th is my birthday!!!!!!!!!!!

[jeweleeeah]

september 9th is my birthday . from now on my birthday is on national masculinity day

[ddpunderc]

lmao epic

[MrMarcusx9]

LMFAO! You rock man.

[ShroomFairy]

my birthday!

[iPuR3xXx3d63i]

tits win!!!

[fattie03]

HA! An insurgent got tackled by Combat Barbie!! Thats why we're winning... : )

[Amberwrista]

lol one of your funniest videos

[DieAmerikaner]

Phil knows what he's talking about. I mean, c'mon that comparison was perfect! And I totally agree with the Michael Bay Flag idea.

Lekker show, Phil.

[rock1chica]

correction: we can do everything you guys do better while looking hot WHILE wearing heels. you gotta admit those things are effin spikes that we balance on.

[BackgardenBattles]

@rock1chica yeah keep believing that...(although the heels bit is probably true)

[DegaaRin]

Haha! 5 stars for writing a poem about your feelings then burning it.

It Burnss IT BURRNNSSS... -Fetal positon- x)

[addictionboy]

It's not 3-4 minutes :(

[Musician0296]

I look at face, if she's hot than i go to breasts and figure, and than legs :) and im a straight male student

[vlati18]

me too man if i dont like the face chances are im not even bothering to look at anything more...

[ImSoBlazed]

that comparison of breasts and video games is spot on.

[cuteypieGAM3R]

One day, A professor wrote : "A woman without her man is nothing" and asked the class to write the correct punctuation.

All the men wrote "A woman without her man, is nothing"

All the girls wrote " A woman; without her, man is nothing.

Yeah, punctuation is powerful shit.

[Nicknacmania]

Masculinity Awareness Day!!!!!

[vaughanmany]

Also the average straight males IQ by 30 points wen they c boobies.......

HEHEHEH boobies

[AbrielMcPierce]

... IQ what? goes up? drops?

[vaughanmany]

Sry 4got the drops :):):):)

[kafutunga]

i look at the face first...... and im very straight

[amxrtdket]

The Greatest Fighter to have Ever Lived 2.0 (Fedor / Фëдор)

[ESPIN68]

lies randy cotoure

[lastdon85]

you have to look first to see she is hot

the check list is as follows

body (tits ass legs ect)

face

hands (to check for ring )

the avrage man can do this in about .3 sec then the one with manners mantain eye contact for the rest of the conversation the ones without manners stare at the womans tits and make us all look bad

[DerVMANN]

Can't object at all to this post

totally correct @lastdon85

[drahoop]

Thats pretty close i think the manners part also depends on the hotness of the woman.

[lastdon85]

@drahoop some truth to that

[PhasmaPaula]

@lastdon85 thus, proving that there are actually well mannered men

[lastdon85]

@PhasmaPaula indeed

[AminKAMSC]

Actually there was a test done with a device that could track a person's eye direction. They made men sit in front of a group of women in conversation, and it resulted with a majority of guys looking at the chest and/or posterior regions first.

[Duesvit]

I AM a bear. Hmm... Your ears are crooked, like mine. Or your glasses are.

[spacewolfcub]

A Michael Bay movie, made into a flag? AWESOME. :-P

[ivannattor]

my gf says you have girl eyes.

[Splashboy33]

"Cuz you guys are AWESOME at arts and crafts!

LOL

[nessak1151]

On the show Manswers on Spike TV they asked the question "Which do men like more boobs or butt?"

Booty won

p.s. You're tight....as in cool

[Killroy133]

You Socialist Puppy Raper

[LegendaryA37]

Hell yeah man! Megan Fox clones!

[wallface16]

There actually is a day devoted to manism. (word?)

[LOVETHEVIRGO]

lmAO! i hear you!! hahah! your Hawt! haha!

[InTheJuiceBoxBilli]

I don't think i've ever been offended by anything you've ever said, and i'm a female. i just think you're hilarious.

[sjxmusic]

So basically Masculinity Awarness Day or in short MAD!?

[Musicxorocks90]

I find it quite hilarious that you seem to be more attracted to brunettes and your dating a blonde. An extremely awesome blonde but a blonde none the less.

[morbidxrayne]

omg i is so true about the tits and babys and guys play with them more and better!

[zeddarain]

sorry but i like to look at a girls ass then tits.. an if none of them are goingfor her, then her face..lol

[imtonasty]

ass > tits > anything else :Z > face

[MeLuckyLazy]

He couldn't have the intro in this video cause it's not 3-4 minutes

[gremmklaw]

my september 9th went like this

first I woke up stripped bare and went into the woods looking for a bear when I found one I struck a fighting stnace looked him straight in the eyes and said put up your dukes

10 seconds later he ate me alive

[SVKmellow]

1. megan fox + angelina jolie (because I think megan fox is just a newer angelina :P )

2. in a study that I've seen they mostly looked at her face first and actually looked at it most of the time even when she was in a bikiny.

[GPowellable]

pedo with glasses. XD

[anabluvsmusic]

hahaa love the credits:]

[vasqueezey44]

So was I just philled in....or what?

[kailaxk]

totally remind me of dane cook - and it works well for you. your shit is facking hilarious.

\o/

[EcHeL0]

i think phil is 100x more funny than dane cook, cuz u know dane cook is only 1/100 as funny as phil

[Zach23april]

OMG! i Actually LOL'ed at that video game and boobs part

[lovealways1010]

Don't worry Phil your not sexist just honest and really really funny!!!!!!

[Azleymf]

ur videos rule > X^D

(female)

[bobbythemedic]

sweet. my birthday is the 9th... yes.

[ichigofieldsforever]

Study has it that women are more perverted than men (we just hide it ALOT better).

[x1scrasher]

i agree my gf has a wicked mind that is way worse then mine

[BizzarreProductions]

I don't mind if guys are staring at me... because you're right, they're guys, and that's what they do. (You don't want to know the inner perversions of the female mind.)

[Sugarflossing]

" and the gays... wich you know i love ;) "

ilu philly <3

[soulmony]

WHAT ???? if you look at tits first you are a NERD!!!

I look first at HIPS fron the back XD, the way they naturally move at walking, how loose (flexble or not) they are, do they move side to side, up & down, ..? the legs pushing the but up or not... etc ...All this tells me how the chick is, her personality, her "Female" nature etc.

Dont never ever look first at their tits again !!!!

[tiredofthis12]

u make me smile!..

thanks!

[JonnStevenson]

u r sexist and your not in kove yet

[SubaruFiend]

I'm a woman..... and I love your videos......

end note

[Walkerofthevoid]

I WANT THAT SONG AT THE CREDITS!!! Anyone know what it is? Thanks

[twigzarewin]

"And gays, we might need you, because you guys are awesome at arts n crafts"

Simply amazing

[98str3ngth89]

Yes he compared tits to video games. But by the way you was saying it, video games are better? Your right though can't compare tits to video games, I would take tits over video games any day of the week.

[Abanamat85]

I fought a bear once

[billkaulitzlova13]

haha i wouldve killed to see someone fight a bear! ^~^

[Abanamat85]

It really sucks and hurts a lot.

It was basically me swinging a huge stick into its face, while trying not to get eaten

[billkaulitzlova13]

that does suck i wouldnt have the nerve to swing a stick in his face i would scream in his ear as loud and high as i could and he would prob. just pass out ^~^

(haha im a singer i can scream for 3 minutes straight =D)

[Specter1065]

could i have a flag for my bowel movement?

[gooldude3]

hahaha, phil, you're awesome!

[sexandlacity]

HAHAHA. I wish more guys were this descriptive about breasts. I'm completely unaware to how much or little men admire boobs.

[ItsPrincessa]

YAY WERE BETTER THEN U=)

[wittlebaby0601]

compare boobs to video games...ok?

[SoteriosZoilis]

The face is more important then tits in my opinion as long as they're not really fat

[RigilN]

Actually even gay men love boobs. Everyone loves boobs. Except Onision.

[jonno69098887776766]

LOLLLL funniest video yet

[joshthemunkee]

lol "i look like a pedophile with glasses" spot on

[EccoProductions]

On sept 9th i went out and hit a bear over the head with a 2x4 while my friend stole his wallet. yupp

[beenz07]

I miss your intro.

[Pubupixie]

Yay to combat barbie! (^_^)

[iFuZioNzv1x]

Breasts were made for children but men playwith them more HAHA xD

[4flowerchild]

lmao XD thats all i gotta say

[awnserman411]

philly d is the shit

[onelovev7]

agreed agreed agreed. i think if a guy isn't sexist he's pushed to be. peer pressure. or he's accused of being gay.

[Heteronymph]

I do find sxephil sexist to some extent, but depending on my mood I can either laugh at it, with it, or become frustrated even more because I'm already irritated over something gender-wise.

[KarlaKoala33]

yea, we are better than guys :P

[FurShurr1316]

BURN THAT POEM

[IttyWittleGigglePop]

i love you with glasses o.o

[softballdudet94]

im the 11th woman! haha but really i dont think you are sexist youre just a guy. Its totally fine with me! love your vids phil

[skippyqsb]

I'm a woman and I think there are two types of sexists:

The asshole sexists you just want to beat the hell out of, like all rappers and Arnold Schwartzenegger.

And the sexists who make being a sexist sexy and you just want to do lewd things with them in an airport bathroom stall, like Bruce Campbell and SxePhil

[kjkolkowski]

you forgot the 3rd type of sexist. the one that stands outside your window and masturbates while you brush your teeth...

not that i've ever done that...

[ElArGeNtInO12]

that would be called a stalker lol

[billkaulitzlova13]

i just closed my curtains lol

[kjkolkowski]

check your closet too

[ElArGeNtInO12]

and the douchebags..

[goonsmile]

megan fox licking another megan fox clone - wheres thats subscribe button

[jimmyflau]

hahahahaha the end credits are awsome loloo

[GetAGrip90]

Rofl. 9-9-9 was my bday ! WIN

[mallagan80]

and I made a video together wih a friend ^^ but it's not finnished edited yet

[DONCMG360]

You tell those women to fuck off Phil they bitch about everything. Man, I'm tired of hearing that bullshit from women "Oh my good why are you looking at my boobs" meanwhile their wearing shirts that purposely show off their tits and are wearing booty shorts or lululemon pants where they know it shows off their asses.. Women dn' get me wrong I am all for for women rights but only for women who respect themselves unlike the ones that go out clubbing everynight and get wasted

[Giggity1238]

YES SOMEBODY GETS IT

[Harvesterofpie]

Hahahaha!!!

[SoldierCyfix]

lol wow dude 'better than us' wouldn't that be sexual discrimination on the other genders behalf

[LindsayF14]

Haha, i wish i had seen this when it came out.

I'm a girl that watches your vids! hahaha, and was on your side with the sexist comments. Guys are just like that. The difference is your not afraid to show it- and do so without downing woman.

I bet guys wouldn't mind a woman constantly talking about how sexy she thought they were.

love your vids xD

[crreattorr]

Some people complain that you talk too fast, but personally if u didn't talk so fast I probably wouldn't watch them cause you say sooo much and the vid would be ten min long! But as it is ur videos r very good =) interesting and funny! Great job!!!

[7KindsofSm0ke]

Hey Phil im a fat ass and im ok with that. I have a first hand experience of being ostricized because of my weight... until i gained confidence, that is. thats wut most fat peeps dont realize, if u whine about being fat people wont like u. if u act like everythings cool, people will follow suit.

[LilMissBlackEyeliner]

oh god, agree agree my friend should read this she always complains about how fat she is [shes not even that fat about size 14 maybe in english sizes] and the amount of people she has pissed off so many people doing it ...

[ujaycoolio]

lol nd i look like a pedophile w/ glasses AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[XochilM]

Phil I love you!!!

[l00twi]

i laughed so hard at the end!!!

[N3CR1S]

yeah! im gonna celebrate this day next year! greatings from sweden! :D

[jle717]

well..since you're talking about sexism..

TECHNICALLY, thinking that a group of people is better than another group based solely on gender, or sex organs, is sexist. So, technically, your annoyingly common comment that women are better than men was a sexist comment. But more power to you - that kind of sexism is acceptable these days. :p

apollo if you were kidding.

nice how you escaped the sexism towards women comment by saying women were better than men, however. Smooth talking. haha.

[pimpinisanart]

I totally agree on what you said about pro women sexism being acceptable nowadays.

I know social evolution is subject to seesaw changes: from one extreme to the opposite. So I guess it's only natural that it's accepted for women to bash men as a group in their magazines and on tv and any negative reaction on this would be booed away by the masses.

But striving for equality seems alot less hypocritical than calling one gender better then the other.

[HydraSpike]

Lol Breasts being like video games. so true.

[MacTheQueen]

I'm a girl, and I don't think your sexist.

[MePandaBlair]

I love you :) well, a little :)

[jsiita]

how is eating meat masculine?? or writing a poem abt your feelings and then burning it???? XD lol

[iguessitsyourturn]

yehh phils right about that lol

[DragonFire12]

I'm gonna make you that flag, Phil. Applesauce, clone, and Michael Bay action all included.

[zhitsman]

Jon Lajoie did the rapist glasses /pedophile beards first Phil!!

[31erew]

Ima make a flag rite now (even tho it's a bit l8) and she will be on it :P

[supereagleone]

3==> manliness

[annieXaciid]

okay i had a kick ass day today;

i couldve swore nothing could make it better;

then i thought;

OMG PHIL!!!!

you never fail me(:

I love you Phil!!!!

lmao

[Razb3rry]

seriously I love Phil, but stop fucking talking about Megan Fox.

[TheGreatestGamers]

Hahahaha. Out of all of the things phil makes fun of!

[AdrenaleeT]

idk.. i always look at the face first.. idc how big the boobs are or how good their bodies are... if youre ugly, then ima look right around. so idk want to check out some girl that has an amazing body, but has the face of kramer off seinfeld...

[datfk]

Lots of girls have something wrong with their face but their body is perfect.

[JakeSmaszcz]

Well i look at the face 1st cuz if i have a boner from the titties, if the face is ugly, it will just go from 12 to 6 o clock if ya know what i mean XD

[Londonbrig0]

This sounds like a good time for barats and bareta's MANTAGE

[swededude92]

I did a Rocky breakfeast (drank raw eggs)

[w0wmage]

Shame Phil will be gone in 15 days :( For ever.

[yessir1993]

what do you mean he's gonna be gone forever?

[melonsraum]

what?

[w0wmage]

He's quitting Youtube on November the 1st :L

[2Gentle]

ist this true ?

[w0wmage]

Yeah it is, Its on His Wiki page, I'm not happy about it :L

[LockDown641989]

lol credits were hilarious...and the video was good too

[TheGoon6]

I ate raw bacon on Masculinity Awareness day.

[FeistynSweet13]

Haha awesome. I love Phil's vids

[rainbowboutillette]

I don't care if you're sexist.... I still love watching the vids....

[aliceandborn]

fuggol,

you look like an angery baby again

[VivaBarbiex]

where's the barbie ?

[darry107]

where the fuck does phl get this shit from anyway?

hes the most sarcastic 'news reporter' ive ever watched.

=]

[KageOfSand]

I WILL regret it. FACT

Including the clicks and loading times of web pages and clicks necessary to get to your video, I'll lose more than 1 minute.

I'm not at all curious.

[DriestBiscuit]

I wan't a copy of that flag.

[tootyfruitywonder]

OMGOD YOUR FUKEN FunnNY!