Mike Birbiglia "I'm a bear, etc." Part 1

[dtek40k]

i watch this at least twice a year

[dux14]

It annoys me how hate for dane cook pops up EVERYWHERE.

[CoreyL11]

@dux14 Yeah I know. I don't really like Dane Cook but people don't need to be such dicks towards him

[svendiamond]

oh how the internet has turned on Dane Cook

[TheFinalGoose]

@svendiamond same thing I was thinking lol. the internet needs someone to hate and there were no other bad comedians left

[afatdutch]

oh look, theres children here! sorry about that shit i said earlier...

[Garrettalllikewhat]

fuck demitri martin.

[HomemdaFaina]

10 bears saw this video...

[Deerdanceamk]

Thumbs up if you're in Mike's Paper Scissor Gang!!

[candicepitman92]

I love him already.

[athemeles]

jesus christ - who the fuck thinks this is funny

[alexpdog]

@athemeles Samuel L Jackson. Scared yet?

[RetiredYet]

@athemeles Jesus Christ, God the father and the Holy Spirit find Mike to be funny, so i'd have to say i'm in good company

[philsnk]

OMG this guy's Dexter.

[Magnetric1]

I saw a bear 2 days ago and I looked over at it and started clapping and it looked at me and started to run after me. That was fun.

[sarty]

What is the message on his shirt?

[kloless]

rock papper scissors

[dtmdtm]

birbiggle-bug

[ibanez33150]

"kids at the show"

[MrUpsetbovine]

awesometastic

[WitherWing59]

I lived close to Katmai for a few years and I remember clapping and talking loud when on the trials. It was hilarious, but it beat the alternative of scaring the crap of of the bears.

[lilsan54]

if i had a gun

he could take the gun and shoot me

hahah ^-^

[THExSMITHS]

i'm mike..and you're a bear..

hilarious. he's always been one of my favorite comics.

[esob902]

hilarious

[BSKodakMomentKS]

well anyone who says anything about who is the best comic is wrong becaus whos to say who is the best comic. there isnt one because everyone likes different things so saying who is best is futile because not everyone is going to agree with you

[BSKodakMomentKS]

that was a 5 min set and your making an opinion on it from what little you saw of his comedy

[10splayer]

I saw this guy on Conan and he was far from hilarious. Read my post again. I was referring to his set on Conan not being funny.

[tribalsoldier07]

i dont see why we are arguing about dane cook on a mike birbiglia video:p

and personally i think dane cook is funny

[GundamZphyr7]

Louis CK rocks.

[dinomp999]

THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS.

[luvjonasbrothers11]

dane cook is douche

[nickstro22]

Word.

[ZeroFear88]

Wish I could switch. Anyhow, I'm sick of people supporting companies without even actually knowing anything about them. You can do a search on SuddenLink, and see that the majority of what you'll read is negetive. And they are FAR from the "fastest", because their max speeds according to their website is 8megs, and not in all areas.

[southsidehitmen333]

You put a dude who plays with dolls above Mitch? That's like comedy treason.

[LostPilgram]

what? dude mitch was greatness... he is a legend... that is like treason

[Merc4Lyf]

i apologize. but understand that that list wasnt in any order. I would NEVER put dunham above mitch hedberg, because mitch was an amazing comedian. Sorry for the misunderstanding

[xRIKTERx]

dunham is a fucking hack...he ain't even funny...i get pissed when his specials are on, anyone else i atleast give a shot...using props is bad enough, that fucker has dolls n shit

[kayatae554]

that's what ventriloquists do dumbass....

[fanime14]

he's like, "Stop following me, dammit!" *to the spotlight guy*

[musicwriter83]

He's cute for a little guy. I don't know. He's not really my type, but he's really, really cute, like a little puppy. One that can tell jokes, and, you know, offend blind people.

[MitsuMivecSucks]

no mention of Bill Hicks huh??? He was the best there ever will be!!!!

[ROCKSoutLOUD1316]

1) joey kola

2)adam ferrara

3)demetri martin

4) mike birbiglia

5) Stephen Lynch

[Crowbarboy]

mike is way better than dane cook!

[evilcom08]

fuck you

[runninlikeabeast880]

mike is more creative but wat dane cook says u can realate to.

[RedneckSkippy]

You can relate to the guy that says vomiting is fun?

[theENDtype0]

dane cook takes alota material from other people and changes it lol alot aint his own stuff

[furrikittytoes]

no he doesnt, there was one time where one of dane cook's storys was similar to someone elses, and then everyone said he stole it,bla bla. now theres a rumor that he steals his stuff

when he doesnt

[nickstro22]

Too bad he's still a shitty comedian.

[Chuckgnomington]

yeah dane cook kinda does steal some of his stuff, but he's way funnier than the original comedians that he steals from, unlike guys like carlos mencia who take stuff from good comics and turn it bad

[jawixom]

Dane Cook is awful, you moron. Comedy for retards.

[Chuckgnomington]

Sorry for having an opinion that isn't yours, bro. And I wasn't even saying that I liked Dane Cook, I was just saying that he took good jokes from bad comedians and gave them better delivery. Also I've come to realize that most people who say they don't like Dane Cook just say that because they think that makes them a nonconformist and have another way to argue with someone on a daily basis and feel they're better than people.

[Firsttimebeez]

i heard yelling is hilarious. oh wait, it's not...

[Chuckgnomington]

well then you should look at the guy that he stole stuff from, louis ck, because he yells constantly and he's even less funny

[Smoothbassistthatsme]

True that

[jono11]

I would say that Mike is more creative, but what Dane Cook says, you can DANCE to.

[thisisonesweetworld]

that's why he's my favorite comedian

[cardboardsamurai182]

my fave comedians

1.) mitch hedberg

2.)mike birbiglia

3.) Demitri Martin.

p.s. dane cook sucks

[RawkStarxx]

Couldn't possibly agree with you more, cardboard.

[randomrandomofdoom]

@cardboardsamurai182 poor mitch.

[existenceisrelative]

@cardboardsamurai182 Agreed, but a place needs to be made for Lewis Black.

[Vordoc00]

@cardboardsamurai182 demitri martin is the most unfunny motherfucker ever

[tobo88]

@cardboardsamurai182 Haha! Me too, but in a different order.

[RetiredYet]

@cardboardsamurai182 Brian Regan has to make your top 3 !!!!!!!!!!!!!! in my humble but accurate opinion

[DNBGuRu]

BirBigs you are hilarious. I used to look forward to you showing up on the Bob & Tom show. Now youre everywhere. The way you take small stupid things and highlight them with wit and intelligence is just awesome. Keep going man youre great!

[solilohqwee]

Y'know? I just bet the spotlight guy was already having a pissy day before this and beat up Mike afterward. .__.

[xcalibur4ever]

he would've had to catch mike first, which he didn't seem to be able to do.

[solilohqwee]

I guess.

But seriously, I've had to run spotlight. A lot of them--not all-- are pretty hard to get to move around like that. I'm sure he didn't know, but it's kind of mean.

[xcalibur4ever]

lol i understand. But really a comedian's job isn't to be nice. it's almost the oppostie of that. Comedians fuck with people in order to entertain other people. if you didn't run spotlights this would probably crack you up. Bottom Line: It's all fun and games until it hits too close to home. That's why you see all these special interest groups running around.

[solilohqwee]

I'm not offended or anything, and it didn't hit close to home.

And actually, comedians are supposed to be funny using wit and shit.

You obviously watch too much dane cook.

[xcalibur4ever]

dane cook and comedian don't belong in the same sentence. What and who i watch are george carlin, lewis black, mitch hedberg, louis ck...but whatever. and yes obviously they use their wit and insight and observations and such, but i was just trying to respond to your point. That's it.

[solilohqwee]

Bah, I see your point, I was just being pissy earlier.

No point is arguing pointlessly. =]

(And I agree, Dane Cook is much too mediocre to be given that title.)

[Taramw32]

Jim Gaffigan was messing with the spotlight people too. Poor spotlight people. Hehe.

I can't wait to see Mike Birbiglia in April! He's so funny.

[KILLERLLAMAGERBIL]

GAFFIGAN FTW

[yenraBdellikI]

So was Demitri Martin

[23Sirus23]

Was gonna say that

[Smackledorf0]

You're awesome Mike Birbigglebugz

[chiari123]

1.demetri martin

2.mike birbiglia

3.jim gaffigan

everyone else was doing it!

[AdamGoldwyn]

Not to mention Mitch Hedberg.

[cmartfan28]

who was the best comedian ever. until he passed away.. RIP. but mike's amazing too.

[Likeyoucare]

Mitch is #1 FO EVUR!

[Yablonya28]

He's absurd!! :P

[citchon]

this guy is fuckin hilarious

[Eirikr430428]

"I'm right here bear, and I taste fantastic. i've gone to the trouble of applying condiments, so that I taste less bland."

[lesniak69]

zerothediest is a moron

shut the hell up jackass

[AkatsukiNeji]

"MIKEY! WHOAH!" hahahaha holy shit Mike birbiglia fucken rocks~!

[spawkwingdiamond]

"Oh look there's children here at the show. Sorry about all that shit I was sayin earlier.."

LMAO

[darradeck]

DUDE YOUR THE FUNNIEST DUDE EVER

[asathecomic]

Mike youre funny as hell dude. Creative writing at its best.

[jca8189]

Mike Birbiglia is like my hero and I was lucky enough to meet him in the winter outside of Caroline's. He must have thought I was the biggest loser ever, I was so nervous I could bearly speak! He was really, really nice though!

[axleruzi]

Great stuff, Mike! Come do a show in Honolulu!!!

[bennysk8s4life]

fuck u zerothedist.u dont know shit about cmedy. mike is hillarious.the best out there

[ZeroTheDeist]

Shut the fuck up you fuckin moron. You ruined your "career" after you did a commercial for the slowest fuckin internet company in the world... SuddenLink

[doolin11]

Zerothedeist's a looser, if you don't like it then don't watch his videos dumbass

[ZeroTheDeist]

If you don't have SuddenLink, then shut the fuck up. You don't have the knowledge to debate me, dumbass. This company is a straight up scam, and I can prove it. Just google the Goddamn name. I can barely even load this youtube video because I'm with SuddenLink at the moment.

[gnat543]

hey guess what you should have done a background check before dumbass. it doesnt mean that mike isn't funny, it means youre a retard

[doolin11]

never said anything about sudden link.....WOW

[ZeroTheDeist]

And I never said he wasn't funny. I said he ruined his career by making an obvious lie about one of the crappiest internet companies in the world. Don't believe me, google SuddenLink reviews. 90% of them are people complaining.

[doolin11]

never said anything about that either, just stop your embarrassing yourself and i dont care about suddenlink

[ZeroTheDeist]

But it's fun emarrasing kids, why would I want to stop embarrassing you?

And it was gnat that suggested I was claiming he wasn't funny. YOU guys started with me. I just simply posted a comment and his commercial for suddenlink.

[doolin11]

yeah, im just going to stop listening, your obviously one of the stupidest people I have ever met, learn to read jackass pick up a book.

[ZeroTheDeist]

If I couldn't read, I wouldn't be typing to you now would I? You hold no logic behind your arguements, yet I'm the stupid one. Funny, really...

[gnat543]

i was just saying that no one cares about your internet problems, this is for people to say what they think about the video, not how stupid you are

[ZeroTheDeist]

I didn't ask you to care.

[gnat543]

well then stop whining cause i had to read it.

[ZeroTheDeist]

I'm replying to your whining because I'm bored. You know, you're the reason this went this far. If you would have ignored my comment and not replied, we wouldn't still be here.

[gnat543]

jst because i can't stand people who think they know more than the entire world. and i'm not the one whining, you are.

[roknodo]

why the fuck are you arguing on a comment section for a funny video? You are an idiot

[gnat543]

i appreciate the humor. ask zero

[gnat543]

well maybe you should learn how to spell ARGUMENTS. dumbass.

[electrojones]

ZeroTheDeist, you are a fucking idiot. Who ever holds a celebrity spokesperson responsible for anything like that anyway? You are such a fucking troll.

[Arieona]

Even if the connection sucks, his commercials are really funny. And if the connection is that bad you can always...you know...switch. As far as I can tell his career is far from ruined. However, all of us are in title to our own opinions.

[codfish12346]

"Oh...they're kids here...Sorry about all the shit i said earlier." ROFL hes so funny

[andyTHEdanger]

way to go white bread

[Lateralus03]

I can't stop smiling! haha

[Athena6111]

Will I kill ya?

[billypopali]

dman thumbs.

[Arieona]

^.^ Funny stuff Birbiglebug!

[PinkandDeadly]

I dont get American comedians at all.

[Gsr20]

Yeah, there so extremely different than any other countries comedians for sure.

Not really, Your just a tool who wants to sound cool.

[GoogleAlvin]

Can't help but say the same for you

[eddyforet]

well they dont talk about common brittish subjects like gay sex and being a snobby ass son of a bitch, and having your ass handed to you in war by a bunch of farmers in america

[PinkandDeadly]

Uh... yeah, last I checked, "gay sex" wasnt a british subject. Though I do indulge in it quite commonly.

As for being a snobby ass son of a bitch, as you put it, I practice at taht quite regularly as well.

And I think you will find that it was the much-maligned French that won the war of independance for you, not "a bunch of farmers."

[eddyforet]

well guess what asshole, im French-American so i still win.

viva la revolution, Mother-Fucker!!!

[PheNOMofHDC]

what revolution?

[Hotheadt]

oh i so read about this shit in history like a week ago! uh the spanish helped us too. so i guess its ur fault for pissing them off thats the only reason the helped us. so its ur fault lololol

[ebie7]

he is hilarious! i love it when hes trying to escape the spotlight.

[bfol]

Awesome

[bfol]

Thats funny as hell.

[YahShua]

fuck me mike

[AgressiveGrandpa]

Mike, your awesome!

[BlochEvasion]

Funniest Man Ever!

[Sylak]

Awesome.

[xxblackliliesxx]

Mike, you look like you just woke up. Yet you are still adorable.

[hilltim86]

I <3 Birbigaboo

[darrellbedford]

very funny stuff man!

[GoSabres]

I also enjoy the things he says.