David Hasselhoff "Secret Agent Man"

[delionel18]

when im putting in work this song is all i hear

[MrNateisgreat999]

WAIT.... he made this song?

[ChokedByRainbows]

@1:56 Oh look. 69. :)

[cakadokey]

makes mewant to play golden eye on 64.

[Auringonlasku97]

Hasselhoff is kinda hot, eh? well, i crush on celebs very easily, but still ;D

[xlinsdayx]

WTF at 1:52

[xlinsdayx]

LOL.

[saphireroze001]

i did'nt know david hasselhoff can sing!

[TheExtendable]

At 2:39

[TheExtendable]

It is funny how they put the word "secret" near where the sensor bar would go.

[MuddleThrough4yrs]

1:46 Roundhouse kick...lol

[connerspencern]

Well, I just found my latest favorite.

[doorsfan58]

Holy Crap!! This wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it was going to be! Am I going completely insane??

[LexeconKiddo]

Wow. So the Hoff is just another one of those guys who thinks he's far better at karaoke than he is? Yep.

[Omegaversal]

Where is Kitt in this Video?

[Superiorer]

@Omegaversal KITT couldnt take another Hoff music video and ran away.

[Sandy4111]

When I was a kid I thought it was "Secret Asian Man"

[ntp7647]

@Sandy4111 There is a song by Da Vinci's Notebook called "Secret Asian Man." 

[dyne313]

@Sandy4111 There is a "Secret Asian Man" out there.

[Superiorer]

This is epic. Best song ever!

[RockinRussel7]

This was posted on my bday :D

[Jallorn]

Meh, not horrible, but not remarkable either.

[THEGREENHORNEY]

THEY GIVE YO A CHEESBRGER AND YOU ATE IN THE FLOOR

[MegaMONICA52]

Great song! He does it WELL!!!

[XxSomeAZNxX]

SECRET ASIAN MAN!



[LisaMCD00]

I just cannot figure this out: It is awful, but does he know HOW awful? Is he trying to be campy? Is he having fun making fun of himself? Is he spoofing the Bond character or the Secret Agent Man character? Questions, questions...

[TheBadBlueBIrd]

Best thing I've ever heard or eaten

[fluteplaya22593]

where the hell is KITT?

[ThatsMyNerdGirl]

@fluteplaya22593 They should've brought KITT on... actually I think the car was a much better actor than "The Hoff". Prolly could sing better too....

[bilvis48]

@ThatsMyNerdGirl haaaaaaa....so true...funny shit!

[bitchyheartkiller]

did someone actually find a cure for this?!

[Roxie41616]

What a mess!



[IrishRickyX]

Lol

[fufuberryisgood1]

because its a terrible video. i feel like he has to know how bad it is but you have to admit its so bad its pretty entertaining

[sherifam]

I enjoy this song! Why does everybody criticize him?

[scarfacefan19]

who in their right mind greenlighted this train wreck? his voice is more grating then nails on a chalkboard and terribly off key. STOP SINGING *head explodes*

[kirbydude55]

omfg

[66fee99]

If this is suposed to be funny so be it. If you didn't laugh that's ok. I didn't find it that bad considering what I know about David. I wasn't expecting that this would be really good but at least it's good to laugh if you get the joke. If you didn't... oh well, too bad.

[jfrockon]

This is just awful.

[apollocreed1703]

The Hoff is awesome simple as that

[TheChefKev]

You can get him back, USA !

[buster9877]

DAMN IT NO THAT IS JOHHNY RIVERS SONG GO BACK TO YOUR CORNER AND COPY ANOTHER SONG >:(

[EltonJThe]

Last I checked that David is a California man.

[paulooca67]

This is so pathetic. Go watch the old B&W Johnny Rivers video of the tune, posted by soulrocket.

[82Volli]

cool!!!!!



[Sparrowhawk1994]

Secret Pervert Mannn! :O ha ha

[cudak888]

The funny bit is that he's still using KITT's comlink in this video.

[cweezy31093]

@0:22 vagina motorcycle?

[kandykanegrl]

DONT HASSLE THE HOFF!

[candykaneman1]

thumbs up for suggestive martini shaking

[irishroverX]

The hoff would make a damn fine bond...

[Lovejb1322]

Is he doing this to be funny or is this for real? Because either way this is gay as Hell

[venusazem]

i think i just lost all my words...

[badb0y71]

the nazi's are getting revenge trhu david hasselhof.

THE HOF SUCKS ASS.

my computer almost crasht because of his singing.

[lisamaria1972]

secret asian man

[themagnifecentcobra]

i could have sworn i saw 8675309 when those numbers passed

[lesleyhenriquez]

Marvelous! Another musical jewel the Hoff has bestowed upon us.

Let us say thanks.

[thehamsterofdarkness]

his vocal can kill ;))

[TheHungarianWarrior]

áháááá, i cant find words:D:D:D:D

[SeanBrandley]

This is THE HOFF LADIES AND GENTLEMAN. Wer diese Show nur ein einziges Mal Live erlebt hat, wird es nie mehr vergessen. EINFACH NUR NOCH GEIL!!!! Er hat dieses Lied bei seinem Konzert gebracht. Einfach nur Hammer sag ich euch. Echt WAHNSINN DER MANN!!! ES LEBE THE HOFF!!!!

[GrandFunker]

226 dislikes? They don't get the joke...

[KrazyKommieKiller]

They don't even try to cover up the fact he's drunk off his ass

[mrkurtains]

LEGEND!!! :D

[mefikFS]

i lold soo much! great vid!

[EGarrett01]

No matter what they do, they can't mess up that guitar riff. It remains invincibly awesome.

[PharsaNets]

James Bond Ripoff.

[themoviedudesteam]

this guy makes Bruce Campbell look serious!

[ckat79]

video funny, singing good.

[Dorczenzo]

That's why you shouldn't hassel the hoff.

[MuddleThrough4yrs]

LMAO!!! 1:46 - 1:52 Roundhouse to a jetpack!

[TheKnightwing1197]

Secret aging man, thats hasselhof alright...

[TheNufaDude]

3:55 ... Assface.

[murdee7]

Secret asian man lol....

[highaseh]

The Holocaust, now David Hasselhoff...why can't Germany let us live in peace?

[RineMan215]

@highaseh Moar like the HOFFLECAUST!!!

I am i rite?

[affenguru]

@highaseh fuck you!

[Coasterdude1432]

@highaseh david hasselhof is not german

[chakazulu87]

@Coasterdude1432 but the Germans think he's god lol

[mortyn]

@highaseh what does germany have to do with this? David is american..

[lisamaria1972]

@mortyn they are huge fans of his

[friedl1243]

@highaseh very funny, to compare the holocouast with a music clip, very funny .....

[lithiumpixel]

@highaseh He's American, not German.

[533kd35tr0y]

@lithiumpixel yes but hes of German ancestry

[lithiumpixel]

@533kd35tr0y His great-great grandmother emigrated from Germany 150 years ago.

That doesn't make him much of a German, certainly not as German as the holocaust like the previous poster said.

[WonderWorldsOrg]

@highaseh He's American, this is not our fault!!!!

[RG52372]

@highaseh What a stupid comment!

[1aonline]

@highaseh

since when is hasselhoff german???!!

[barker888]

@1aonline the germans love him and buy his music there the only thing keeping his music career going

[1aonline]

@barker888

maybe - but still he isn`t german!

he is and will be american!

[rgaspary]

@1aonline NIET!!!! Let him be Australian. Australian bitches love the hoff

[ZDanielhimselfZ]

@highaseh don´t forget hansi hinterseer

[CrooningRick]

@highaseh He isn´t a German. His roots are from Austria

[tina0lala]

@CrooningRick he had his biggest success in germany on german charts though

[BcallingDB]

@highaseh

I'd compare Hasselhoff's music career to the Dresden bombing, actually, since he is a terrible American import into Germany.

[wfd57fatman]

I just signed in to say that I blasted sloppy wet half-digested lunch chunks! Mr. Hasselhoff... please stop... just stop! Isn't there a bottle waiting for you Dave? Dave, see the bottle... take the bottle... make the bottle empty Dave... good, now repeat Dave...

[orochimarugaysociety]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS SONG, GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Frankydoesitalso]

I think Hasselhof would be a better james bond than sean Connery

[chinagrrl]

Sounds like he's singing "Secret Aging Man"! LOL! Hasselhoff is awesome at self-parody!

[OldemarFIN]

I always wondered what the dying wails of an old alcoholic's career sounded like, but now I know.

[unfaehikus]

What the.... does anyone of ye know it's a cover from DEVO?! I guess not. F*ck off.... it's one of Devo's greatest songs, and Hasselhoff turns it into worthless crap. Shame on him.

[Kurtkristian]

@unfaehikus

It's not a cover from Devo. Johnny Rivers wrote it back in 1966.

[jperfume1]

So, in whose book is this guy good at anything? and, why do we keep running into him when there are so many other people who CAN sing?

[Shitkidhtf]

im gonna go shave my balls now

[goalieguy41]

fuckin brutal....Johnny Rivers should kick the shit out of you

[Caniswalensis]

He was totally going to drink that poor girl in the martini glass.

[mysteryscience3000]

what a CHODE

[djeec1976]

Is he saying secret 'asian' man? I would pay good money for one of those actresses to pull the trigger when aimed at his head...

[DWINC]

ok, I love the Hoff, but these vocals are reaaaally bad ;)

[DaveCromwell]

I love the Jetpack!

[pieword]

David, this is HOFFULL

[snorkelman37]

they should do a Alcholic Man.. a funny video based on david's dark side.. lol

[scar0r]

wow this is fuckin crap,

[IAMCAPTAINGUILE]

Hoff .....Hasslehoff

[wreckageyears]

homo

[powerfullogic]

He is one of the finest entertainers of all time.

[kramden66]

This is why Patrick McGoohan is dead he watched this and passed away right after.

[Floymin]

Cute how the producers use every spy cliche in this video. The only worse offender is the game "No-one Lives Forever".

[heyheyscotty]

Sean Connery would be turning in his grave right about now, if he was dead which he would be after he heard this.

[DeffLeopard]

The Huff needs to stop pretending to "sin", sober up, and fade into oblivion. Baywatch rocked, BTW.

[RockabillyAnt]

Weather its Knight Rider or Bay Watch whatever he touches he turns to gold!!!

[PwnUser815]

@RockabillyAnt except for that hamburger..he ate that...

[RockabillyAnt]

@PwnUser815 I try not to think about it

[powerfullogic]

@RockabillyAnt

Few can understand his genius!

[CrowBlackwing01]

NONE SHALL INSULT THE HOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[modymoo2]

Probably the best thing i have seen ever

[Veiwer277]

XDDD awesome!

[SuperfanGirl86]

why are you people even watching if you hate it? Or are you that stupid not to read titles?

[TheLundsby]

@SuperfanGirl86 because it's freaking funny!! xD the whole thing is SO lame 8D

[wabio]

I just witnessed musical terrorism! KABOOOOOOOM!!!!

[melanziobalduccello]

qualcuno guarda/sente costui?

[excop32]

I went to HS with this clown he was a puke then and still is a puke now a drunken puke he could not sing then and still can't .

[toucansam3]

The Germans are to blame for this!

[Flame995]

my god who let this man do music in English for that matter

[legodude121212121212]

FAIL

[gordongk]

High kicks of death

[bluejjb]

LMAO Love you Hoff

[TheCaparison]

i got cancer in my ear -.-

[davaniel]

Is it me, or does he look and move like william shatner back when he was young

[kevintwilson]

amazing how someone so tacky made it so big!

[carlawon]

@kevintwilson lmao

[GedimiGarla]

What is it about that Hasselhoff kick? :D

[carlawon]

he sounds like me when im on the toilet taking a shit... grunting like uuuuuhhhhhhh... seeecret uuhhh agennn uhht maanuhhhhh. plop*

[carlawon]

he sings like this guy i know who is legally deaf... he's super cool though,

the deaf guy that is....

[cptfattyfingr]

0:43 they start masturbating in front of his face

[carlawon]

@cptfattyfingr lmao

[nocturneofsilence]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this makes me feel better about myself because.... I can watch this and be like "at least I don't suck THAT bad."

[PAINSCOURT]

@nocturneofsilence Oh so true but you do have to admit,would you not wanna suck like him and drive off in a nice car, have a nice house and be loved all over Germany for his great music lol.Yes it mite be cheesy but only Dave could sell Cheesy as good as him.PAIN

[elmerfusco]

Songicide!

[MrYoungMusician]

I Hate David Hasslhoff's Music But I Like The Song

[Zhao28]

Ich liebe!

[NielsShoe]

Aparantly his music only sells in Germany.

[TheDarkninja978]

HASELHOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO HASELHOFF

[madmarco245]

He's just having fun.

[JayJayPea1]

Gaaaaayyyyyyyyyy

[gerherbel]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahaha hasselhoff cant sing for shit

[SwEisguterjunge]

ohhgott wie schlecht xD

[pusetatthigh]

hahaha only stupid gemans like david hasselhoff's song up.. hahaha thump up for that... fucking retardet people, dont wanna learn english and the only contry who like he's songs....

[Schnisnmehaama]

@pusetatthigh

u and ur fuc.ing country r trough anyway... besides: u fuc.ing native-speakers are the only ones that are not clever enough to learn different languages... but like always: every Empire falls, even the american one... ask the british... we´ll dance on the ruins of yr country to the sound of the HOFF!!!

And: funny that there never once in history was an Empire, where the people did understand jokes of themselves- Hoff is earnng money with THAT in Germany, shortbrain!

[KAT65]

Gotta love the awesomeness of The Hoff.

[micar999]

¡Que feo Canta!!!,  sounds Horrible!!!

[fantageroxx]

fail.

[dalehusbanduk]

This is classic!!!

[potlatcher]

waiting for Shatner's remake

[gittahfiend]

I'm sorry but this cat just CANNOT sing .

[NightFateGodSlayer]

MOST EpIC EPIC-EST SUPER EPIC EPIC MASTERPIECE

[Ramubay]

The main problem I have with this is the BOND theme. The song was the theme song for SECRET AGENT (aka Danger Man) which morphed into THE PRISONER in its final season, hence the lyrics "they've given you a number and taken away your name" which of course wasn't true with Bond at all. So the theme here doesn't make sense.

[jkwatson5]

@Ramubay

isn't 007 a number, and james bond's other identity as a secret agent? i think it still works pretty well.

[Ramubay]

@jkwatson5 No. The song lyric is "...and taken away your name." James Bond is his name. No one has taken it away. He is referred to as James or James Bond and is only referred to 07 in formal settings. In the Prisoner, Number Six is no longer referred to as John Drake.

[Ramubay]

@jkwatson5 Also, James Bond is his real name (Commander Sir James Bond, officer of the British Secret Intelligence Service) to be exact. It is not some "secret agent" fake name.

[ypacara1s]

Ah bueeeeno! no serás chorro.

[a997aa]

1:45

[Kotzekocher77]

The quality is very bad. Is there an album with this song?

[screechingsoul]

eh?

[Montin83]

Check Out!

Crowlée - David Hasselhoff -

[candiiapple101]

one word fail lol

[9IFernandoTorresI9]

he is the best musicer i've ever seen!!!

such a fantastic song!