Just dropping by Bill, great warden. I have a pipe knife from my Dad's old tool box, it was there for years and he never smoked a pipe, I suspect someone left it behind in his Bar one night, I didn't steel it though, I asked him for it, every time I visit he still says, "hey! That's my pipe tool".
@PipeDreamsInc Ah yes. I was wonder if you've tried the 4 varieties of Frog Morton? I tried them today, and they all smelled and tasted exactly the same as one another. I felt morbidly swindled. Nich
What did your mom say when you were born on Halloween? Ain't it the time for monsters, witches and sorcerers? What kind of Halloween-species are you? ;-)
@larshermanns Thank you. I don't remember what my mother said when I was born, but I do remember the doctor hitting me. I hit him back. What species am I? I believe the biological term is one pipe smoking sum'bitch.
Happy Birthday! I must say that if your wife goes to Ted's to buy you a pipe she's all right in my book, even though she has strange friends. I just knew that water boarding would come in handy someday... LOL
@thomasmino Thank you. My wife is okay most of the time. I try not to judge her by her friends, though it gets a little difficult when my pipetools go missing.
Bill...HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! :) I LOVE the pipe! Watch those damn holy rollers....they are an irrational bunch LOL ...and you make a wonderful pumpkin :) cheers!
Referring to your last video about MOM, Tobacco and your new Churchwarden, didn't she ever tell you "BE CAREFUL ! YOUR GONNA PUT YOUR EYE OUT WITH THAT THING!!!" (Nice pipe though) As far as the Mormons go they dropped of their B.O.M. didn't get through the first 100 pages before I started finding the mistakes. Can't get into the whole thing, they only allow 500 letters on here. If your not Mormon anymore did you go someplace else or do ya just sleep in?
@bigskip2121 I've already poked myself in the eye half a dozen times. Mark Twain described the Book of Mormon as "chloroform in print". The only Chuch's I go to now sells fried chicken.
@PipeDreamsInc First I was going to say, "Them folks at that church are geniuses. After Church you don't even have to go someplace else to pick up Sunday dinner!" and then it occurred to me we don't have any Church's Fried Chickens up here in Clam Chowda-ville.........
and Happy Birthday, just remember to wear safety goggles when you smoke your new pipe.
Haha, Brilliant! Come to think of it, I've been missing a jar of tobacco every time a J.Witness or Mormon comes into the house (being the nice guy that I am). Think I'll start keeping a baseball bat by the door! (P.S.....what are do you think they're doing with my baccy?)
@astroman2112 Thank you. What do Mormons do with tobacco? According to their Word of Wisdom they feed it to their cattle.That's why Mormon cows are always smiling.
Just dropping by Bill, great warden. I have a pipe knife from my Dad's old tool box, it was there for years and he never smoked a pipe, I suspect someone left it behind in his Bar one night, I didn't steel it though, I asked him for it, every time I visit he still says, "hey! That's my pipe tool".
dubinthedam 3 months ago
@dubinthedam It's funny what some people will poke their pipe with. I've got all kinds of scorched gadgets lying around here.
Best,
Bill
PipeDreamsInc 3 months ago
Hilarious - thanks Bill!
I have subscribed to your channel - I love your deliveries!
brendoxman 4 months ago
@brendoxman Well, thank you very much.
Best,
Bill
PipeDreamsInc 4 months ago
Just for THAT, you should be required to marry several wives. Then you'd see real pipe-tool bleeding!
AulicExclusiva 4 months ago
@AulicExclusiva The churchwarden, by the way, is SPECTACULAR. Lock it away if you see any Latter-Day you-know-whats!
AulicExclusiva 4 months ago
@AulicExclusiva Thank you. Love that pipe, and I assure you it is kept far away from Mormon visitors.
Best,
Bill
PipeDreamsInc 4 months ago
@AulicExclusiva Shudder!
Best,
Bill
PipeDreamsInc 4 months ago
lmao @ "I used to be a Mormon, but I got better." That's hilarious, man.
TheEcho4charlie 4 months ago
@TheEcho4charlie Yes, I got a lot better, and tobacco, booze and coffee helped tremendously.
Best,
Bill
PipeDreamsInc 4 months ago
@OldStylePipeSmoker Yeah! And as he was going out the door I whacked him on the butt with a car antenna.
Best,
Bill
PipeDreamsInc 4 months ago
You said. "Teds pipe shoppe"? If so. Im guessing you're an Oklahoman!!!! Ive visited Teds many of times!
clamjarrett 4 months ago
@clamjarrett Live in Broken Arrow and frequent Ted's Pipe Shoppe in Tulsa, Utica Square and The Farms.
Best,
Bill
PipeDreamsInc 4 months ago
@PipeDreamsInc I live in Owasso!!!! Ive been to both of Ted's shoppes! Nice to see fellow Oklahomans!
clamjarrett 4 months ago
Would that be why some are called 'Jack' mormons? Cuz they are jacking our pipe tools? LOL. That was great.
hawkjim2000 4 months ago
@hawkjim2000 Could be. I always thought it was because they don't know Jack.
Best,
Bill
PipeDreamsInc 4 months ago
Wow, that is hysterical. I've just subscribed.
cbrusharmy 4 months ago
@cbrusharmy Thank you. And thank you for subscribing.
Best,
Bill
PipeDreamsInc 4 months ago
@PipeDreamsInc No problem. I saw you on PipefriendCHS's channel and I loved your videos. You earned it!
PeterVanVoorhis 4 months ago
I love blaming shit on the mormons :)
PeterVanVoorhis 4 months ago 2
@PeterVanVoorhis It is fun blaming Mormons. And it's so easy!
Best,
Bill
PipeDreamsInc 4 months ago
@OldNorthernSmoky Thank you very much. You might fool the Mormons using golf tees as pipe tools, but I'd lock them up just to be on the safe side.
Best,
Bill
PipeDreamsInc 4 months ago
@BCRichardsonChannel Thank you. And I love my new churchwarden.
Best,
Bill
PipeDreamsInc 4 months ago
Happy B-day Bill. Now please explain how the socks/dryer vortex works.
boson360 4 months ago
@boson360 Thank you. I have yet to unravel the socks conspiracy. When I do, you can be sure I'll post a video.
Best,
Bill
PipeDreamsInc 4 months ago
Eerily similar to your last Halloween video. Happy birthday. :-)
franksb4u 4 months ago
@franksb4u Thank you. So my video was dejavu all over again?
Best,
Bill
PipeDreamsInc 4 months ago
@PipeDreamsInc Ah yes. I was wonder if you've tried the 4 varieties of Frog Morton? I tried them today, and they all smelled and tasted exactly the same as one another. I felt morbidly swindled. Nich
franksb4u 4 months ago
Happy Birthday Mr. Bill.Nice looking pipe you got there.I think you should let the wife help pick out pipes more often.Happy smoking!!
edselman58 4 months ago
@edselman58 Thank you. And I think you are right.
Best,
Bill
PipeDreamsInc 4 months ago
21years ago plus or minus...
Happy birthday man.
Maybe those folks are closet smokers?
All the best,
Jay
dighsx 4 months ago
@dighsx Thanks. I think if Mormons were closet smokers they would be stealing tobacco.
Best,
Bill
PipeDreamsInc 4 months ago
Happy Birthday, you don't look a day over 20! Pretty sure you're about to have a handful of tools to go with that new pipe!
nsschmid 4 months ago
@nsschmid Thank you. Thank you. I hope you're right. As often as my pipetools go missing I could use a bunch more.
Best,
Bill
PipeDreamsInc 4 months ago
"... but I got better" LOL Always make me smile and lighten my day Bill! Thank you!
SmokeRingsPipeDreams 4 months ago
@SmokeRingsPipeDreams And thank you right back. Yes, I got better and sleep in on Sunday.
Best,
Bill
PipeDreamsInc 4 months ago
Happy Birthday Bill!!! :))
What did your mom say when you were born on Halloween? Ain't it the time for monsters, witches and sorcerers? What kind of Halloween-species are you? ;-)
Beautiful churchwarden.... by the way. :)
Sweet pipe dreams!
Cheers
Lars
larshermanns 4 months ago
@larshermanns Thank you. I don't remember what my mother said when I was born, but I do remember the doctor hitting me. I hit him back. What species am I? I believe the biological term is one pipe smoking sum'bitch.
Best,
Bill
PipeDreamsInc 4 months ago
No wonder....
tobaccofrank 4 months ago
@tobaccofrank Indeed!
Best,
Bill
PipeDreamsInc 4 months ago
Those damn Mormons
attackthefloor 4 months ago
@attackthefloor Indeed again!
Best,
Bill
PipeDreamsInc 4 months ago
Happy Birthday! I must say that if your wife goes to Ted's to buy you a pipe she's all right in my book, even though she has strange friends. I just knew that water boarding would come in handy someday... LOL
thomasmino 4 months ago
@thomasmino Thank you. My wife is okay most of the time. I try not to judge her by her friends, though it gets a little difficult when my pipetools go missing.
Best,
Bill
PipeDreamsInc 4 months ago
Happy Birthday! Great theory, I think I agree with you.
thvisualstenographer 4 months ago
@thvisualstenographer Thank you. And I'm glad you agree with me. Do you have headaches, too?
Best,
Bill
PipeDreamsInc 4 months ago
Happy birthday! I like your dry humor and dry delivery. I KNEW IT WAS THE MORMONS
PipeFriendCHS 4 months ago
@PipeFriendCHS Thank you very much. It's the Mormons alright. And I gave that guy a wedgie in his sacred underpants.
Best,
Bill
PipeDreamsInc 4 months ago
Happy birthday! I like your dry humor. I KNEW IT WAS THE MORMONS
PipeFriendCHS 4 months ago
Happy birthday!
PipeFriendCHS 4 months ago
@PipeFriendCHS Thanks again. So who won the pipetools?
Best,
Bill
PipeDreamsInc 4 months ago
You're a good boy. Happy birthday, Bill!
RequiemPipes 4 months ago
@RequiemPipes Thank you. I'm a good boy alright. Of course, my wife's Mormon friends don't think so.
Best,
Bill
PipeDreamsInc 4 months ago
LOL... funny as ever. Happy birthday, you don't look day over 22, ; ). Very nice pipe. Enjoy!
1fatbastard 4 months ago
@1fatbastard Thank you very much. The only problem with looking 22 is that it's hard for me to get the senior discount at Arbys.
Best,
Bill
PipeDreamsInc 4 months ago
I knew this was going to be a good one! Happy Birthday, and enjoy that sexy pipe!
Texaspipester 4 months ago
@Texaspipester Thank you very much. That pipe is almost as sexy as I am.
Best,
Bill
PipeDreamsInc 4 months ago
Wow a nice birthday present! Happy B'day. Uh oh No more Mormon's in my house! lol thanks, gregg
truckpipe 4 months ago
@truckpipe Thank you. Remember: Mormons in; pipetools out.
Best,
Bill
PipeDreamsInc 4 months ago
Happy Birthday! Enjoy the new "Nose warmer" ;-)
Happy Halloween too!
HolySmokeNPipePadre 4 months ago
@HolySmokeNPipePadre Thank you. I knew my nose was big, but...?
Best.
Bill
PipeDreamsInc 4 months ago
Bill...HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! :) I LOVE the pipe! Watch those damn holy rollers....they are an irrational bunch LOL ...and you make a wonderful pumpkin :) cheers!
mibgd 4 months ago
@mibgd Thank you very much. Just as garlic wards off vampire, I hang pouches of tobacco to ward off Mormons. I do make a nice pumpkin, don't I?
Best,
Bill
PipeDreamsInc 4 months ago
Happy Birthday & Happy Halloween, love the shirt. As for the churchwarden, that is an amazing pipe no doubt!
kb1nyd 4 months ago
@kb1nyd Thank you. Love my new churchwarden.
Best,
Bill
PipeDreamsInc 4 months ago
Referring to your last video about MOM, Tobacco and your new Churchwarden, didn't she ever tell you "BE CAREFUL ! YOUR GONNA PUT YOUR EYE OUT WITH THAT THING!!!" (Nice pipe though) As far as the Mormons go they dropped of their B.O.M. didn't get through the first 100 pages before I started finding the mistakes. Can't get into the whole thing, they only allow 500 letters on here. If your not Mormon anymore did you go someplace else or do ya just sleep in?
bigskip2121 4 months ago
@bigskip2121 I've already poked myself in the eye half a dozen times. Mark Twain described the Book of Mormon as "chloroform in print". The only Chuch's I go to now sells fried chicken.
Best,
Bill
PipeDreamsInc 4 months ago
@PipeDreamsInc First I was going to say, "Them folks at that church are geniuses. After Church you don't even have to go someplace else to pick up Sunday dinner!" and then it occurred to me we don't have any Church's Fried Chickens up here in Clam Chowda-ville.........
and Happy Birthday, just remember to wear safety goggles when you smoke your new pipe.
bigskip2121 4 months ago
@bigskip2121 Yes, I am a devout follower of Church's. And KFC. Safety goggles AND a helmet.
Best,
Bill
PipeDreamsInc 4 months ago
Lovely pipe, bill and a Very happy birthday to you take care.
pipesmoker1969 4 months ago
@pipesmoker1969 Thank you very much. I have to take care not to poke my eye out.
Best,
Bill
PipeDreamsInc 4 months ago
Gorgeous pipe, Bill. And happy birthday, brother! Grace and peace to you and yours, God bless :)
Agendaman2 4 months ago
@Agendaman2 Thank you very much.\
Best,
Bill
PipeDreamsInc 4 months ago
Haha, Brilliant! Come to think of it, I've been missing a jar of tobacco every time a J.Witness or Mormon comes into the house (being the nice guy that I am). Think I'll start keeping a baseball bat by the door! (P.S.....what are do you think they're doing with my baccy?)
Cheers,
James
astroman2112 4 months ago
@astroman2112 Thank you. What do Mormons do with tobacco? According to their Word of Wisdom they feed it to their cattle.That's why Mormon cows are always smiling.
Best,
Bill
PipeDreamsInc 4 months ago
The conspirators are out to get us! HEAD FOR THE HILLS!!! I know just what you're talking about Bill.
TheEltopian 4 months ago
@TheEltopian You're right! They are out to get us! And they're everywhere! (Strange, these headaches.)
Best,
Bill
PipeDreamsInc 4 months ago