Chris Rock Sees The Future

[MrHavok29]

we have dvd players in the future...nah, i'm kidding ! This was hilarious! the best comedians are prohets of doom and/or absurdity yet to come. That oj book was absurd and just plain stupid of him.

[tastethejace]

"they wanted the black experience, so I fired them" lololol

[Sect1on12]

Who is number 39 what the fuck

[WouldYouDareTo]

Click Here ?!

[27DjXX27]

1:10 hahaha!

[cyenceMillenium]

lol @ Trevor Berbick theater

[505AG]

ojs i didn't kill my wife but if i did heres how i do it

[drshields1988]

verily chris rock is a prophet

[videomaniacs2009]

lol that OJ thing is hilarious beacaue like 10 years later OJ came out with that book "if i did it" lol

[JUKIO01]

LOL!! the water fountain! you know what would have been really funny, if they had a smaller water fountian like half the bigger ones, and it said asians. im asian, i think it would be funny

[face40sp]

puase it at 0:12 LOL!

[Ty1Brown2Studioz3]

Chris Rock is still the man

for some reason, i still wanna see Chris Rock & Chris Tucker doin a movie together

[TheProAntagonist]

Chris Tuckers a fuckin Bum

[CQVFilms]

I literally just thought of that a few minutes ago while watching his skits.

[6oodfella]

@Ty1Brown2Studioz3 Jet Li and Jackie Chan done one together, so there's still hope for the two Chris's.

[secretagentbrewsky]

@Ty1Brown2Studioz3 Chris Tucker looks like hell these days... not to mention he's having all his shit taken back by the IRS right now...

[DennCan21]

fucking hulirous

[foxgirl100]

no hes not, u ignorant fool. he highlights the trues racial disharmonies in america

[kissoftheroze]

lmfao. oj did come out with a book saying thattt!!

[ajoku21]

PLAY IT ALL

[TomaCukor]

LOL about the OJ

[TheMaaadHater]

OJ probably wrote the book trying to be ironic after seeing this sketch.

[Pssybart]

Another fact about O.J. He was one of the original options for the role of The Terminator:

Cameron originally envisioned the Terminator as a small, unremarkable man, giving it the ability to blend in more easily. As a result, his first choice for the part was Lance Henriksen. O. J. Simpson was on the shortlist but Cameron did not think that "such a nice guy could be a ruthless killer".

[smokinballa415]

That's hilarious! Irony FTW

[BoomChicaWowWow]

how did he even know to joke about that?! haha wow.

i bet chris rock felt a little guilt after hearing about it

[Apolyon0]

This wasn't the first sketch, though, it's the intro of the DVD

[Thycid]

Maybe OJ got the idea for the book from this sketch.

[carmelcorn21]

that was the same thing i thought!!! lol

[Fackifiknow]

I didnt kill my wife , but if i did heres how i'd do it... rofl

[n64tolkien]

damn, it's like the Tupac song from Chappelle's show. That's just downright creepy.

[DaanOFF321]

He was right!

He was fucking right, hahaha xD

[beaston15]

it was a crack pipe, but yes u do smoke weed out of glass pipes

[angeltay18]

i love cris rock and this music just goes with the whole video....lol

[foxeleet]

instructional video, lmao!

[dhruv494]

white and coloured. man this guys hilarius!

[langerCAN]

wow as if oj decided to write a book about that. i bet chris rock laughed his ass off when he heard about that... and then called his lawyers.

[lilHippo]

@langerCAN haha...he sure did

[fluffysalt]

"they really wanted to get to know the black experience, so, i fired them."

[thelapointe]

lol if i killed my wife this is how i would do it lol

[profitprophet368]

haha, nice

[yungsnacks]

Did OJ really get the titile from this cause that is hella crazy if he did LOL

[YawBStoopit01]

For really real, dawg! OJ said it in his OTHER BOOK entitled: "I can't come up with titles on my own, but if I did, I would steal them from Chris Rock!"

[fishermanryan]

what is he holding at :42?

[CitizenErased2007]

it's a pipe used to smoke weed n stuff

[dasavage68]

It's actually used to smoke crack.

[CitizenErased2007]

( n stuff )

[lonewolftheblack]

as my stoner freinds say "if you can burn it, you can smoke it"

[dipsetletsgo]

no just crack u dont smoke weed out of glass dicks

[RFXCrunner]

Are crack pipes considered bongs?

[ChromatopelmaDude]

No... Crack-pipe is just a pipe an often looks like an indian-pipe. And with crack..

Bongs are with water. Like a waterpipe. In that, you use weed.

[SmurfsTurf1]

glad you know that

[CMNoobslayer]

somebody's white.

[angeltay18]

halarious!!

[shitinurfacehah]

the black experience rofl

[Akok98]

that so called "original chris" looks like Nelly

[lonewolftheblack]

the real funny part is that chis rock is actually Chris Rock III

[YawBStoopit01]

That can't be true! If it is, then who's Chris Rock III????

[lonewolftheblack]

he was named after his father and grandfather. at least thats what he told Oprah

[kinglax94]

He didn't see the future!

[samurainoodles]

he made this ten years ago

[quintarius112]

the original chris looks sexi lol

[samm1809]

o i get it, oj's book thx junebug

[JunebugPresentsLLC]

Wow. He's a psychic. He predicted the O.J. thing. Instead, O.J. came out with a book not a video. Fascinating.

[gornbeit]

oj got the title from this...says so in the front of the book...in the copyrite information

[bedstuy2dc]

AMAZING!!!!!

[Gitboomed]

STFU!!!!!!

[RoU13RkE]

HAHA, o.j. just admitted to killing the bitch... finally, bout time, lol, the whole world already knew

[lornathomas1]

why does she deserve to be called a bitch? It's a nasty, derogatory term. Did you know her personally? do you think she deserve to die? do you find it funny that she died?

[sherazali07]

yes lol :)

[triptows]

I did not understand most of it besides the OJ part, maybe I am just too young or they did not teach us enough in school about black history. White guy ND

[enzanthehero]

hahahah he killed a girl (guess his girfriend, i dont remember why) then he run away in his truck he was chased for like 40 minutes then the police caught him trial hapenned and he got out free comething about not enough clues to incriminate him them some time later he wrote a book that says that he didnt killed the girl , but if he had this is hiw he would have done it (sorry my english is crappy)

[gsp2241]

marion berry is a crack head and there is a shit load of wayans bros.

[slimshogun]

"here's how I'd do it..." ...  zing?

[sphereopress]

great that's original!

[Labinoti]

I think OJ saw this video and decided to do the book, trying to tell us that he killed his wife

[RobBobMarley]

OMFG this is super funny because the show is late 90's-early 00's but later in '07 (i saw this first before this clip, hence why its so funny to me) a controversy over a OJ written book happened...it was called "If I Did It, Here's How it Happened" hahahahaha chris rock can now officially tell Miss Cleo to go fuck herself, he's better. The Goldman family wont rights to it and named the book "If I Did It: Confessions of the Killer" OJ wrote it btw.

[diddydid]

thanks for pointing out the mega obvious reason the clip is called "chris rock sees the future"

[likecards]

woah

[ggcc55]

dont even no how to spell offence dumb shit

[kotevski4eva]

this is gay no affence

=l

[mavisbrownnose]

offence

[navawhore]

Cuz the O.J.thing was in 1994 and this sketch was made in 1999 maybe,Helloo?

[zeppowns]

the book incident was 2007..the sketch was in 1999. 1999 is before 2007.

[binizzy]

for o.j to go on and atually write the book.. mehn that's one dumb mofo!!

[HorvathsGirl]

he sure knows his black people

[KINGPHILIP2000]

DAMN!!! They had to get that from this show!!! If not, thats some weird shit!!!

[cgmsdh]

oh

em

gee

seriously

either chris heard this from OJ before he started writing, chris gave him the idea

[mcalien24]

thats crazy...do you think someone had this show in the back of their minds for 10 years. and then came up with that title for OJs book and thought it was original.

[pokerrace]

that's extremely possible.

[SpReEwElLpImP]

definitely possible, the mind is a work of art.

[balzysalzy]

Is that a Penn St. jersey he is wearing?

[mar1272]

wow,how did chris know about the o.j. thing!!!!

[keldawn77]

LOL well apparently he saw into the future with the O.J "here's how I'd do it" thing

[cygnusXhaust]

wow, that's amazing.

[6142king]

f u man

[dWeBB18]

Learn how to correctly speak and write the english language before you hop on youtube and try to bash other races.

[goldmn480]

wats your problem?its spelt great anyhow

[dynastychick3]

Perhaps you should pick up the Bible and stop spewing the hate.

[homerjcoolguy]

u crazy racist cracka (btw i am white but i like callin random peeps crackas) chris rock is so funny)

[nilsson89]

ahahaha

[lasigmaman]

Wait a second: This purplemonster drops the n-word and "jig" and gets less thumbs down votes than a dude who is rightfully offended and counters with an f-bomb? That's America for you.

[princesszsay]

chris rock number1, where are you?

[torriylan]

Was he prophetic or what? That OJ video title was exactly like the so-called book he was going to write. Wasnt that in '07?

[DoubleWonderful]

woooooooooooooooow

[LilBabyMuffin]

oh u mean the OJ tape that was halrious

[kookoo78]

I remember when O.J. came out with that book and I was thinking,"Did Chris Rock tell him to do that?" Chris Rock made another reference to the O.J. murders also on his stand-up.

[urbosssez]

CHRIS ROCK IS GOD!!!

[Imij11]

Oh my God the OJ joke is so true!

[xboltagex]

Ahahahahahahahah! The OJ movie really WAS looking into the future- the title is the exact same as well! I'm impressed.

[TopeA8]

Nigga? u white? get the fuck over it

[JD5519]

and WHEN was this taped??

[TeazyWeazyBaby]

that was from about 10 years ago

[MoneyWilliams]

HIALRIOUS!!!...LMAO!!!

[DeaDPooL522]

lol amazing

[jaffs34]

pure fuckin class

[sosumfind]

shit jaff34 i agree wit u

[wallypalooza]

wtf? i knew chris rock was funny as hell, but who knew he could tell the fucking future?

[mytheropy]

O.K. Dave Chapelle

[gsp2241]

thats amazing

[Munecoking]

and that relates to the video how?

[cgnotmy]

the juice probably saw this and was like "damn dats a good idea"

[SmoothCriminalAaron]

LOL all The Wayens Brothers

[Tonylonnray]

Get the fuck outta here

[AmogtheBlue]

How lazy have you got to be to film something from you tube, and post it back up? That vid was clearly already there.

[DSMeTailer]

That is WAY too dead on to be a coincidence. Either O.J. himself saw this, or someone told him about it.

[J0ET0MK0]

i was thinking the same exact thing lol

[terrasidius]

Chris rocks rawks. what a comedian! :D

[parapsycho84]

Well, I think it was kind of inevitable. The vast majority of people think he was guilty. Due to the 5th ammendment, he cant be retried. So, alot of people were thinking that he would eventually confess to the murders. It is funny that the titles are eerily similar. I think Chris is a smart guy, and this goes to show that.

[fendercenter]

hahaha i cant believe everybody felt for this... this is his first series of chris rock show, its kinda like the the chapelle show, its not the same show they show today, obviously, search it on here or google or wikipedia...why do you think this guy cuts the part where the show starts, also theres an episode on here where he is making fun of tiger woods...

[lazim1]

Chris Rocks!

[StrypaMan4Life]

you were right! If I did it! LOL

[roodeey]

Why do men wear ear-rings? Who convinced them

it's manly? Ear-rings for Christ's sake!

Probably Chris Rock's super beautiful wife, Malaak told him to wear it or else he was a pirate like Johnny Depp who also has a hot wife.

[roodeey]

This isn't a co-incidence- its all comedy like the Naked Gun or National Lampoon Kato returning all his OJ memoribillia to keep OJ from shooting him. The title of OJ's book makes him look totally insane but he's innocent which makes it hilarious and pisses off all those idiots that think he's guilty and take it personally.

[afewgoodclips]

Fuck all of you, the Juioce didn't do it, and he's being set up again now!

[blinkoboy13]

wow lol

[gardnerbm]

OMG

[dkay420]

Chris Rock didnt see the future, OJ saw the past lol.

[SuperGrego]

This was aired 4 years after OJ cut off his wifes head. So it is not predicting the future.

[udub]

He's not talking about OJ killing his wife he talking about the part where he says "I didn't kill my wife but if I did here's how I would've done it"

[Promxious95]

No man think about it. He did predict the future. This was from the late 90s. OJ tried to release that book in 2006. This video is super prophetic. Same title and everything "If I did it"...

This is crazy...

[ironman36]

or...O.j. probrably just so happen to see this sketch, and thought "hey, thats not a bad idea." and then wrote the book. yeah think about it.

[Promxious95]

tru he could have

[bronxbarbiedolla]

WOW - very eerie....

[mikeynike81]

oj stole that from chris rock

[gabman6]

yeah... im pretty sure OJ didnt think of the title on his own

[xxode315]

OMFG

[babyfacekay]

have you dumbfucks ever considered maybe OJ saw this sketch and copied the name 4 his book, dats make more sens. Insdtead of all of u idiots going WOW! and So on.

[Valafarr]

not nice are you? here is what u should hav sed:

"hav u people considerd that OJ saw this sketch and copied the name 4 his book, that makes sense. but hey u never know! :)"

or are u a victim of pmt?

[babyfacekay]

Shut up you nerd!!! and what da fuck is a PMT

[Valafarr]

lol nerd thats a good 1 :) i dont acctually see anything wrong with that. what is Bill Gates? a nerd-yes and the richest man on the planet

and pmt is pre-menstral-tension in other words a period

[DeathFromAbove1985]

actually he was surpassed by some other guy, he's the second richest. google muthufucka, do you use it!? lol kidding.

[UrbanSophisticate1]

Or maybe he didn't, and it was all a huge coincidence? You're a dumb fuck for even saying that. Damn.

[mississauga5litre]

lol im with you. that seems to fit oj's twisted sense of humour. you could totally picture him sitting them thinking about it.

good call

[nerdelicious5]

whoa!

[farida09]

lolz wow

[FartyFartyPoopyPants]

That's amazing

[HyugaHinatafan810417]

Hahahahahahaha~

[roodeey]

Maybe Chris Rock could get in the lineup to sue OJ over his book for stealing the title- they're both comedies, I think the idea that OJ killed those two people is ridiculous and based on the manufactured planted tainted evidence it indicates an initial premeditaion by whoever orchestrated the skullduggery.

[radioclash924]

damn, he was right... haha

[ttrry3]

That's mind blowing.End up doing a book for that mess!