Sea Cucumber's natural defenses

[videowatcher00000000]

this is why its called cuCUMber.

[SexiiBen]

premature...

[TheNinjadude2]

Very Nutritious huh? Lol 

[MizzFLT]

Shame, you're actually scaring it, and it's expelled its intestines. That's actually kind of cruel :(

[vajar1007]

and now im horny >n<

[sardinhaqueimada]

that shit looks like cum :D HAHAHAH

[fionahohoho]

Please don't make sea cucumbers expel their intestines. Not all do this. Those that do cannot eat until they re-grow their innards. The guts or other noxious substances may irritate your skin and may hurt you if these get into your eyes or mouth.

[spyderboyy]

@fionahohoho I'll definitely try not to lick a sea cucumber to make it eviscerate.

[MrRockerbum]

mine is way stickier than that...

[polarspirit]

I really wonder what those people in this clip were thinking when the cucumber shoots...

[Chapter1987]

as seen on lots of anime

[TheNinjadude2]

@Chapter1987 Lol

[captnbrimster]

nutritious? go ahead, lick it..

[treyzure]

applied UC Davis biology class brings me here...realize top comments are immature sex jokes...I don't want to live on this planet anymore

[ImmaSynShenron]

It sneezed..

[maybeitscrap]

sex joke

[layuri90]

So stupid, and inmature people..... too lame...

[ninthreaver]

@darkrule1 thats what i thought too, or maybe its spider-slug

[johnny2086]

I thought it was caboose and simmons lol



[KellyKNguyen]

How the hell did I get here...?

[darkrule1]

Sea cucumber = ...Spiderman?

[ScuzzbagMcgee]

Sea CuCUMber...

[Double00AA]

I think this proves all life originated from the sea! :-D

[BlackGhost574]

well if you ladies our curious... ehh ...

[MrBooty2000]

Holy shit, that's disgusting.

[SrbijaRulesTheWorld]

So....im a sea cucumber? o:

[HelixPriestFilms]

It's actually the sea cucumber's intestines that it ejaculates, not semen.

[ghostavenger1988]

my "cucumber" does the same thing when beautiful girls grabs it :D

[nemo220901]

spider web :)

[elliments]

"full of proteins but very very sticky"

[yanksta999]

looks like a piece of turd cumming

[cheesecream]

Lmao! The woman says she wants to barf.

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

damn nature, you disgusting.

[uddyc]

after the camera went off the guy got his revenge.

[imaxaxa]

THATS WHAT A BLACK DICK SOES TOO :x

[ninjaboystuff]

he took it like a champ....by getting jizz on his hand lol

[OneCrayGuy89]

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

[MsIloveanimals]

sea cuCUMber duh ppl

[cheater30]

lol imagine a guy buying from the store like 20 of these and touch them so they "cum" like this one

[omfgtroller]

its the name : sea cu"cum"ber

[johnmcclatchy]

I LIKE BUKKAKE

[eddy536]

singapore ?

[Mamadramakc]

ctfu@peroba666



[666MissHellcat666]

Did you know that whats in your hands are its goddamned intestines?

[DianaM2631]

That is just...unfortunate. 

[MyrAge219]

thats my penis

[msbfd]

That thing looks better than a mud shark.

[george77772moons]

I hear that the slime is actually some kinda anti-bacterial substance (or so Survivorman says before completely covering his wounds in it)

[SWGIRLFRIEND]

i bet that sea cucumber has alot of girlfriends

[aznvtec204]

i would do that same thing if some hot girl grab my cucumber like that.

[MsButters8]

it's like " I swear that never happens befor •_•'' lol

[teesidethai]

My cucumber does this when someone grabs it like that

[St1ckm3npwn]

@teesidethai by a guy?

[MannyFresh1x]

It's a cuCUMber

[ChiombisTV]

So he jizzes?

[Aznkid2141]

that guy has no idea that the stuff he just got sprayed with was unprocessed shit

[peroba666]

Male pornstars have the same defense

[savethelephantnow]

O_o

[MeAndMyFamily1992]

Nutritious, full of protein? That will be my arguement next time I want my girl to swallow and if she objects I will just show her this video to prove it :D

[sidney3808]

it's funny how he lets it jizz on his hand

[DrsJacksonn]

This goes with the list of videos that have a -too- obvious joke processed in them.

[lalagushoru123]

lol shut the fuck up that asian in the background trying to explain noone gives a shit

[GhetoGeek]

@lalagushoru123 I cared I wanted the annoying people to stop being so loud so I could learn

[crimsorange]

I don't know if u should laugh or feel bad for laughing...

[lyjacknt]

omg sea cucumbers are natures penis...

[michelfijn]

It is sea cucumming! :D

[MRhydrogen100]

was that last squeeze REALLY nessesary?

[RichardJandres]

@MRhydrogen100

For science it waS!

[MRhydrogen100]

@RichardJandres hell yeah! good one, and so true!

[DrsJacksonn]

It looks like a black, decaying weiner that still had some... forget it.

[BlackSabbath628]

Aquatic Bukkake!

[cosmo926]

The sea cu cumber shoots it's poisonous gut ous of it's anus

[FWomack09]

AWWW HELL NAWWW!!!

[LESSERLOSER]

ITS JIZZED ON HIS FUCKING HAND!

[MrRawr18]

hawt.



[ThuqnificentLI]

Haha that's nasty it looks like cum.

[wearerocketscientist]

singapore? :p

[miguenzo]

Mandingo!

[unSteadyNerve]

By the way:

that comes from it's anus.

[vsnaruto1]

do you understand how wrong this looks.......?

[hilolchong]

When the sea cucumber saw a predator, it mostly jizz on it

[DryBONESreborn]

Spider-man move over it's Seacucmber-man! lol

[Kingetemon]

he just molested the sea cucumber!

[epicguy2011]

thats guts!xD!he doesnt like you!!xD

[nluc1]

more like metapod gizzes all over the guys hand

[wantapgt]

Wrong end dumbass zipperhead

[rougethebat06]

That thing's like "I CAAAMEE!"

[ltdaxter786]

"It's very nutritious" Now we know why some people like it

[123shellos]

they know thats its guts right

[nickelman153]

jizz in my hand 

[MrZombieslayer123456]

did anyone see the oil mine in the backround

[turtleclam]

as my friends say, STOP WATCHING PORN U DUMBASS

[FlUFFY0121BUNNY]

its intestines

[playeresss123]

um sperm!?!?!

[cassandracarlos]

it used poison treads

[PlayMadness]

And I jizzed in my pants.

[TheHalokiller117]

SPERM



[concavius]

D;

[freebies1234546]

is it puking or pooping sorry i couldnt hear you

[NomNessity]

CUMSHOT

[fkkkkkenig]

it's an animal. the white material are its digestive tract. it ejects them to distract predators while it slinks away silently

[toshiasakourai]

is asea cucumber an animal or a plant... caus eit really looks like an animal but it sounds like a plant

[Ryuuzaki053]

Sea Dildo!With Cum effects!Now fresh in our aquarium!

[kpoplovingdbsk]

@TheSpookyBalls justin wishes but his balls have not dropped yet.....LMAO

[gamerdude207]

SPERM ITS A CUCUMBER (DICK)

[Midnightclub3king]

It came o.o

[TheSpookyBalls]

thats justin bieber wishing that could he do that.

[Sumiko7493]

if you didnt know, its actually spitting out its intestines, and it can regenerate them =]

[MyWeichen]

look water spiderman shooting its web

[12kasper21]

thats not a see cumcumre, its you now that dirty stuff

[Tecolote41]

Part sea cucumber, Part Spider! :O

[moonwalker5058]

Now I know why it's called a cuCUMber XD

[PuniperTV]

cuCUMber

[MoskowFreak1111]

The dick cummed in him :(

[takutolovex]

diu xD so ugly, but so tasty!

[gnomechompski17]

cock joke

[UrbanTiger74]

It shot a stringer. ! LMAO!

[waz165]

Faster faster!

[chaingang342]

I started showing douchebags a Sea Cucumber then it JIZZED... IN... MY HANDS

[bobagoncheese]

@chaingang342 yes lonely island

[swimraptor]

lol

[tnt909]

and then the asian eats it...

[dan123509]

yeah it feels good ....

[misfitcomer3]

Cummed XD

[501stClanTacoSith96]

It's pizza cheese!!!!!!!!!!!

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U

[Biotoasts]

its full of protein i wonder what else is sticky, full of protein, and comes out of something with a similar shape

[deskset24]

I massaged a sea cucumber and I liked it!

[CascadeFreak]

Metapod uses String shot

it's super effective

[ziosamsamsam]

@CascadeFreak Metapod uses masturbation

[Esinololly]

Haha...It looks like a huge turd

[ShanaAzooi]

the guy that keep trying to squeeze the cucumber was annoying. go home and play with your own penis, kid.

[Leziii]

A sea cucumber of that size is worth about 100 dollars...

[brojack437]

o-o sea penis should have known there was one

[georgeftw6]

my keyboard has suffered the same fate as that guys hand

[xcineguy101]

@georgeftw6 hahahahaahahah

[MrZombieslayer123456]

@georgeftw6 thats not weird at all pervert.

[ADKIc3mAnX36O]

@georgeftw6 WTF LOL

[HgRoller]

@georgeftw6 hahaha that's so fucking funny. I can't stop grinning

[Gameboygenius]

@georgeftw6 Sea cucumbers is your fetish!

[kingaxron]

@georgeftw6 many times

[BeyondLame]

miracles of nature and there's a cucumber that ejaculates

and people wonder why we destroy the environment

[G0RThauRTheCruEL]

@BeyondLame lmao

[TheWiggler1234]

Talk about a Sea penis.. :l

I know, it looks weird.

[GitarStu]

I remember watching an episode of Jackass with Steveo 'masturbating' one of these. Classic stuff.

[TheEdbassmasterfan]

wow, in china, big factories

[David76481]

sticky sperm cells.... haha

[philly1537]

should be called sea jizz

[DrPhilMusic]

Jizz in my pants...

[anetola]

@DrPhilMusic jizz in my cucumber

or cucumber in my pants

=)

[kuokstupid]

cool

singaporeans?

where is this place anyway?

[Heke1959]

is that cucumber posible eat?

[brownsugarpoptart123]

@Heke1959 yea

[mundanelifeof]

that guy who kept on pinching the sea cucumber is a heartless bint (i'm not talking about the guy holding it because obviously he stopped him).

[vandetta13]

why in the hell would you even pick that up??? lol

[danevati]

I think sea cucumbers are just whale's penises....

[hardy123fan]

Lol you were masturbating that 'poor cucumber

[Foreignstar]

seeing this just made me want to look at porn....

[pupluvers]

eww

[AsiansAfro]

Behold! Tentacle monsters are real!

[HesDaryl]

what is that?don't tell me its... cuz i know its not

[MrTheHelper]

WTF are they doing?? DO they know that's their intestines!! That's gross and it'll take like 6 weeks for them to grow it back!!

[RasAlGhul4000]

It's too obvious to make the joke really, although many of you didn't seem to realise this.

[Immortalicast]

i found one of these on a beach ones and i started batting it off with a stick

[MUJAHID56787]

the cuCUMber just jizzed its pants xDDD

[lavitaebellissimo]

is this singapore?

[MegaRaizan]

yukkkkkkk that is so disgusting

[freeedevanillacake]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[ItsTheHood]

thats how my brother defends himself...

[FishboiFishboi]

haha gary coleman's arm

[b4n4n4s]

omg thats so crazy !

[VladiSSius]

when girls do bad things on mine, i do tat too...

[LOLM8USWE]

You see the power plant in the background at 0:45

Has to be Chinese.

[Bdiddly1]

typical dirty japs!it comes on there hands & it comes from sea!so we must eat!yuuuch dirty uncivilised fuckers!

[MrApproximity]

@Bdiddly1 I don't think they are japs ... Those are Chinese , and most probably Singaporeans ....... or Malaysians lol .

[Bdiddly1]

@MrApproximity ,well they all look the same to me!lol

[MrApproximity]

@Bdiddly1 HAHAHAHAHA !! I know how you feel , I'm Chinese and I feel the same man .

[Bdiddly1]

@MrApproximity ,lol

[SandersonCallum]

lol looks like cum

[Hellminionz]

lol it came on you