Anybody want a boyfriend?

[ScorpionGrasshopper]

The thing that bothers me most is that awkward string of hair in the middle of his forehead.

Other than that, whatever.

...also I live in Michigan.

WTF is wrong with me. I'm going to bed.

[theassortedjellybean]

ugh no thanks im good...

[mikku365]

get a job and cut that stupid hair on your face and you might find one

[kondik1989]

KILL YOURSELF

[CharlieTheVFXPro]

@kondik1989 suicide is never the option wtf

[DaRealMcCoy33]

is a six incher soppost to be big ?

[rosscam114]

wow



[23ashlynn23]

O.o

[Lildarkskin]

u dum mother fuker get a like get swag and quick beinging a fucking loser ok . i mean dude what kinda bitch are u, go to a lady and and talk to her , don't post this shit on funcking youtube damit

[teebarnes1234]

Dude a twenty year old with a six" that's pathetic, you need to get a life move out of your parents house, get a job, let money save up, quit smoking weed, quit fuckihg pillows!

[peachycat5]

creepy

[peachycat5]

disgusting

[Britt7shitt]

This is a joke right?

[robins1818]

Get a life geek ..

[imDAman930]

Is this a joke?

[WeirdIdeasCO]

because of your sense of humor you will get not one but TWO thumbs up! d--(^_^)--b

[MrRudypoop]

u fuck fat shit

[NeverShoutNever1021]

um........im really sorry........but i dont find u interesting.....sorry

[TheBellaTwinsFTW]

thumbs up for tosh.0

[DanthanIndustries19]

ahhaha 

[TheShanicee]

Wow

[KaitlynBukalders]

Guise, he's clearly kidding.

[MissLovesBritain]

Tell your hair dresser that she missed a bit

[ayded18]

Hahaha.! Your Discusting. xD

[lovinlifeforever143]

this makes me barf

[DirtyStang69]

LOL this guy cant be for real??? You fucking loser haha!!! Get a job u fucking bum

[fantastics8989]

i alredy have a boyfriend



[FuckFiend]

Oh, she's kinda cute... *start video* HOLY SHIT THAT'S A GUY!!!

[CeliaMarieX]

haha, well i think he's fucking adorable.

[chickxofxdeath]

You look like a 10 year old

[applecore1231]

...every chicks dream life, scitsafrinic kids.

[MegaXxrachxx]

lol u said my uncle will die out............how awful

[SuperWoman1808]

P.S........ You look like Freddy Kruger. Heaven help me!

[SuperWoman1808]

Not cool. You are perverted. Nobody likes you, and I'm no expert, but your probably gonna murder your uncle, he's never gonna put you in his will!

[SuperWoman1808]

Dude

[GreekScykoTV]

fo shizzle ?

[NadineKat]

You're post is disgusting, you're contacting 10 year old girls with it. TAKE YOUR POST DOWN. Talking about your penis on line is not appropriate!

[FuckFiend]

@NadineKat I'm going to assume that you're some boring 40+ cunt of a soccer mom with no sense of reality or humor.

[6rockthehellout6]

dude take my advice stick witha weed and keep the headache away. peace yo!

[mehdi11]

this guy is so jokes

[mastercasey7]

Dude he was on tosh.o

[wangstafr3sh898]

You"re disgusting! you think you're just gonna get a girlfriend by telling them how long your weiner is? why dont you be yourself and make a video telling girls about you. some girls want a guy whos cocky, but not one that cant tell them what hes interested about!!!!

[toufoum11]

wtf . your fucking desperate . and well retarded & ugly just sayin .

[ashmariex0]

haha dude you're cool as shit.

[smiLe0795]

no comment?

[iloveyoohh624]

wow; how about match.com ?

[milkman4life]

what a fag blow

[AdrianSpence1]

I admire you honesty, your willingness and somewhat your devotion. I hope in the end you found what you were looking for... If i was ever in America, near you i would totally smoke some pot with you... :)

[Quovardis83x]

the root of all your problems is, Yes you guessed it WEED! Get a life

[blablafredbla]

@Quovardis83x

weed gave him schizophrenia?

weed gave him bi pola?

weed breaks up his relationships?

weed makes him talk about his 6" penis on youtube?

weed has nothing to do with it, get of your high horse and attempt to understand beyond what your mummy and daddy tell you.

[Quovardis83x]

@blablafredbla I'm 27 years old, i live in london. I smoked SKUNK weed for about 12 years of my life before i quit about 5 years ago. I was not a weed addict prick i was first and formostly a cocaine addict. I robbed and hurt to feed my habbit. You are just a young idiot who thinks you know the world. In ten years time you'll see how many of your mates have mental problems, you'll see. Oh yeah did i mention, YOUR A STUPID FAGGOT!!

[blablafredbla]

@Quovardis83x

Coke and weed are just not the same at all, so your point has no relevance. This kid is clearly not addicted to weed, he's addicted to the need to be unique and have an identity, and what better way than to be an emo? I'm not going to offer you my life story but i'll tell you now, I understand the effects. Stop wasting your time throwing around insults on youtube, if you really are this reformed addict with wise words then go out and do something productive.

[Quovardis83x]

@blablafredbla Its laughable, i couldn't even remember what the fuck this video was about, but one thing i do know is that it is 2.52 pm here in the u.k and i have to leave to pick my girlfreind up from work so see ya later loosers. I won't be answering any replys because...well.... i have a life. LOL LOL

[lover1234529]

did u get gf

[jmtzhouston]

lmfao. nice dub.

[j3loood]

virgin

[greenrefrigerator]

At least the man is honest.

[Megaloo1Hurst]

What just happened?

[educatedcutiee]

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooo .

[gmi2121]

you, me...spa weekend?

[crazy1111111111]

mine is 8 1/2 inches :-P

[holyfuck444]

@crazy1111111111 Not it's not.

[crazy1111111111]

@holyfuck444 Yea huh!

[AlmostJP]

It's funny that people think this is real :P

[yapyapplanet]

well be care man girls can be stupid like you know just a tip but i just dump my girl friend so yeah im single too but im 11 about to ba 12

[Bralned]

wow!!

[ithastobecatchy]

..is this a joke?

if not, praying for you!

[ADreamAsLovely]

hahahahahahahhahahhhhhhhah

[sirslipknothegreat]

-continued by, ssltg--hahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahaha. fuckin trollers.

[MattSavage1251]

DUDE you have no life. Stop saying " i'll fuck you " no one wants you. I cant believe you are saying you will get money when your 40-50. what a HOMO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blood5150]

Typical Braves Fan

[aaronbell8]

(:( - Schizophrenia.

[calebatefood]

you are schizophrenic!! lol

[MrOnionRing]

i would sooooOOoOooOOo date you if you were gay.

[givemeyourhoodienow]

LMFAAAAAAAAAAO

[turkeys666]

This dude is perfect for the girl that works for me. Her name is Jeanette, she's such a sweet girl.

[emc2fu]

i wonder how many legit offers he has had. like all the girls just wanna be with him for his uncles money. and i bet he knows that!

[warpedtourgurl]

hahahahaha.

"your probably not hot enough to get it up anyways, so you can fuck other guys."

[rnf92]

ROFLMAO.

[laurenisokay]

i'd like a million dollaz. i can has?

[MsPUNKYCHICK]

*Givez you a gajillion dollaz*

[laurenisokay]

@MsPUNKYCHICK tankq :3

[tristaneAlexandria]

He needs a hug haha

[oooKILLERTEDDYooo]

LMFAO i saw this on strikegently

your pathetic

[davlon0]

me too!!

[youreawierdo]

I have a "six" inch malfunctioning penis for any sixteen year old's in the Michigan area. I don't feel emotion and I think this one strand of hair makes me look badass. BTW my uncle's rich, so go fuck my uncle. absolutely pathetic.

[LanceDirk]

I like how he can't feel emotions and any girl he dates won't be able to get his dick up.  So what do you need a girlfriend for again?

[CrystalComedyClubGuy]

Ya doss cunt! Do ye think sum burd is guna wan te lib ur keks oaf? Fuck no you fucking Wide-o! Et il be the day when you ced efen huv a burd, no less of a ride ya cunt.

[tink8090]

I love his hair.... X)

[JennandMolly]

@tink8090 That is hair? I thought it was sharpie or eyeliner or something. Haha

[tink8090]

hmmm ur prob right XD

[BensonBitch]

Holy fuck.

Is this shit serious?

You're pathetic.

[BiancaChelsea]

...Uhh..

O.o

Hahahahahahahaha!!!

[xxsk8trdude963xx]

XDXDXD

[XblTim4123]

bahahahahahahahaahahahahaahaha this is fail

[nickconfidental]

I'll be your girlfiend. ;)

[mattellam]

Can I have yo numba?

[fannywenny]

i like ride on your dico stick lol

[wowisfunyo]

Id hit that, then leave after removeing that little hair thing and his contacts.

[MrSkittleNinja7]

ROFLMAO! this is pathetic

[jcbsn]

bahahahhahhahahah

[Art0ftheDead]

xDDD

[sydneynicolecalian]

is this legit....

[rockon1357]

is your father razor ramon

[Myfrogsnameisbob]

Can I apply if I'm a guy? BECAUSE I REALLY WANNA RIDE YOUR BIG DICK.

[MikeHall683]

winner.

[eknill07]

One million dollars, you say?

[samc0773]

This guy needs to remove himself from the gene pool. When the NWO rolls around, he's going in Neo-Auschwitz.

[jmpzairfan]

kill yourself with fire

[sonyacrocker]

omg

[rowanboldock]

strange.

[27cowboys]

wait did he say he has had a girlfriend?? how is this possible?

[blacklam]

soo soo good

[48kbrain]

he's quite a catch

[gtarszzz]

what ever happened to "i like long long walks on the beach" .......

[DartanianQ8]

huh?!?

[AndyRusan]

high ?! )))))) nice video funny )

[DeeZnutz83]

Holy shit Mr. Sadsack, just park the car in the garage with the windows cracked and fire it up. Your life sucks and you don't seem to need it. Make space for someone who does.

[Axl21]

Holy ****, I thought the guy in video was a girl. =O

[fannywenny]

lol

[Perfectchaos007]

move to northern california near the border of nevada. legal bud ( for your bi-polarness) in california, and prostitutes that will get your penis erect in Nevada. you will live happily.

[NutJobJim]

I think you're pretty awesome.

I admire your honesty and your vid made me laugh.

If I was a hot chick I'd ride your 6 incher all night long.

Unfortunately I'm a dude...but give me a call when your desperate enough to wanna take it up the ass. I'm not even gay but I spent a few years in prison and I've gotten used to packing fudge. I'll pound your a hole if you want?

[fannywenny]

ugh

[CHRISTMASBASTARD]

@NutJobJim Lol epic win

[Vooba]

Lmfao that was a good one

[JOELFOSTERX]

YOU STOLE THIS FROM DEATHBYSHEEP

[loltang]

a very respectable man indeed

[JOELFOSTERX]

No offence but dude... What were you thinking.

[punkangel1087]

haha what the ...um i have contacts haha hes gonna leave in hes contacts and prolly go blind lol.. like why do you want a girlfriend i have a boyfriend and god it sucks.... ummm yeah hit me up what a gay guy!!!

[punkangel1087]

what the fuck just happened like seriously is he ok!!!!

[tink8090]

hey u are fat and ugly and you are desprit go hit the gyn and maby we will talk ps i will not skrew other guys thats called friends with benifits-im hot im a model

[ohhlala8902]

@tink8090 wow... did you actually think he was talking to you? lol ps. learn to spell..mmmkay?

[fannywenny]

lol

[tink8090]

Get a dickfatty!

UR EMO AND FATT AND U ARE NOT RICH AND U HAVE WIERD HAIR!

and no i do not stalk u

[xitgetsworsex]

i'm not really sure how i clicked on this video... but whoever made this video must be really bored hahaaha.

[darkaz]

please tell me you were paid for this

[cutiepie1055]

i want a boyfriend!

[itz1ShadyLane]

wow.......thats all i can say....damn...... sad

[Scrythe]

Fuck it, I'll feed the troll. I'm bored.

"I am bipolar and schizoaffective, or at least I'm medicated for both"

Prove it, jackass.

"THIS VIDEO HAS BEEN STOLEN FROM ME..."

What do you expect? It's the internet.

"MTV CONTACTED *ME* ABOUT USING IT ON THIER NEW SHOW"

Despite what you may have heard, caps lock IS NOT cruise control for cool. Once again, prove it jackass.

As a side note, MTV has put up pathetic shit on their show, but not even they would resort to something is pointless as this.

[Scrythe]

THREE HAIR DEVILOCK! WHAT A HARDCORE MISFITS FAN!! I should grab my old middle-school yearbook. I can probably drop a 50-name list of people exactly like this fag.

"I'm bipolar and schizoprenic." You and every other kid in this fucking country.

"You're not hot enough to get it up" = I watch too much porn, so real women seem disgusting.

As for the weed comments, you sir do not smoke weed. You can't afford weed. You probably smoke $5 dirtweed or stress.

[Dethbysheep]

I am bipolar and schizoaffective, or at least I'm medicated for both, and yes about the porn thing. But I replied to this comment because it's the first and I just wanted to say THIS VIDEO HAS BEEN STOLEN FROM ME SOOOO MANY TIMES IT'S NOT EVEN COOL. BUT LUCKILY MTV CONTACTED *ME* ABOUT USING IT ON THIER NEW SHOW. SO FUCK ALL YALL.

[RoBeRtOroflz]

call me 250-870-4170

[fannywenny]

omg

[27cowboys]

this video is really creepy but funny at the same time

[XxPepperMintxX]

i have a feeling this was done on a dare.. lol the money part. ph come on dude

[veryshortname]

the original creator of this video is a genius

[swampmcgee]

Wow cool devillock man.

[MakeXItXBack2u]

Sweety, why would you ask for a gf on youtube??? Like, seriously........ Kinda sad. Like, if you MEET sum1 and plan to hook up, then thats different, but u dont make a VID on the subject... goodness.

[Xyphone49]

This is a reposted vid. The guy who made this vid is probably never gonna read this >.>

[Dethbysheep]

That's what you thought.

[nozybtch1]

Make-LOL,YT is going to become the new dating site.

[MakeXItXBack2u]

Right, wtf?? Like seriously, I can understand finding ppl on here or w/e, but like, Makin a vid, thats fuckin desprete as hell, I met ppl on here that ive seen in real life, and will see in the real world soon, but, wow, haahaa

[nozybtch1]

Make-LMAO

[fannywenny]

yep why did u call him sweety

[wwepep]

LMFAO

[chiaconan]

Wow, um, I think this is a fail.

[thereamaning]

You are...CORRECT

[thereamaning]

O.O

[Oritasho]

O.o

[filthianity1985]

u missed like 1 hair when trying to shave ur head u idiot....u look like an emo porky pig

[Dethbysheep]

LMAO! Emo porky pig.

[PsychoGirl715]

At least he's honest...

[beecess07]

omg

[PuNkAsSLiLMiDgEt]

That's good to know

[SabotageKitty]

You'd be perfect for my friend Logansperman2 in Michigan. She's the original barbie girl. You don't mind dildos, right? I'll hook you up.

[NotCherry]

LOL KITTY!

[fannywenny]

is that joke lol rolflmof

[AMVtheburning]

And a star is born.

[revictimator]

dude, sell the sizzle, not the steak