"Killers Review" (funny movie review)

[Ibrahim123457]

i really liked killers. i watched it twice back to back no joke

[Ibrahim123457]

i really liked killers. i watched it twice back to back

[carswell807]

Why did you guys subject yourselves to this movie?

[SNAKEEYESSAM]

i think she was great in knocked up but i have not seen anything good from her since then.

[SNAKEEYESSAM]

killers and knight and day look like the same movie.didnt see either.

[ellbo2]

Did you put the worst scenes in the movie on the video on purpose? Or are they the actual 'funny' moments?

[dare12288]

I may have watched Killers, if Knight and Day didn't seem 10x better.

[TCVB91]

With movies like Killers and The Ugly Truth wtf was Heigl complaining about when she said Knocked Up was sexist cause Im puzzled now lol.

[aragon131]

This is weird. This video was randomly reccomended to me because I watched a trailer for "life as we know it".

[Sonicmountain09]

Movies starring either Kutcher or Ryan Reynolds should be labeled with a skull & crossbone. Sorry, it's just my 2 cents.

[superhuman295]

yeah, i rented it, didnt finish it......never will

[applemonkeystheshow]

I hated this movie. I hate Katherine Heighl or however you write her name. She is a bitch in every romantic comedy she's done and I find her personality so unlikeable in everything, that I can't even bother caring about her looks. She's awful and her awfulness completely kills whatever Ashton does right, during this movie.

[peachy69]

luv you guys...But I do not agree lol

[M0VYGURU]

You know those movies, when you see the trailer you know its gonna suck....ya, this is that movie. Good review guys. very funny!5/5

[xraycat7055]

Fuck. Yes. Go Skin.

[umaeus]

Great Demi Moore impression.

[littlemamamia]

Ew- you are right! I was wondering why I didn't like Katherine Hiegle, Hiegle, Keegle, whatever. She never has romantic chemistry. Eureka. Thank you for solving the mystery and also for saving me from putting myself through another Ashton Kutcher movie. He does have a rockin' bod though. Good call on that as well. Thanks for your always entertaining reviews! :-)

[sachaput]

Haven't we seen this kind of thing before? Not a Ashton Kutcher fan to begin with. Pretty sure this will disappear pretty quick and The A-Team will kill it at the box-office.

[rollerpimp]

Have loved the reviews but now I see that at least one of you is a Redskins fan I now know I can absolutely trust you. GO SKINS!

[schmoesknow]

@rollerpimp Fight for old D.C., Rollerpimp! Even when we agree on how bad a movie is, the Schmoes always have the NFC East rivalry to argue about.

[SNAKEEYESSAM]

i did like her in knocked up and him in dude wheres my car they were both hilarious.

wanted to see this one.

[littlerich]

thanks for the heads up.... better that you suffer, than me lol...

[shakie1828]

fuck you guys crack me up



[Dixavd]

when you guys use the schmoes rating system they just remind me of some kind of cookie - that or I'm just really hungry - I think both

[sk8er4life10121]

you guys better do a review on karate kid when it comes out

[cahill22]

Schmoes. Could you tell me if after the credits stop rolling, Ashton Kutcher appears on screen and tells the audience they've been punked?

[schmoesknow]

@cahill22 HA! Cahill, We wouldn't be able to tell you, we hightailed it out of there before the music for the credits had a chance to breathe

[Filchmeister]

Thank you. I might have had to see it without you guys :)

[flamedt]

eh i thought killers was ok.

[tselliott]

This looks like a so so movie to me. Probably ok as a rental.

Katherine Heigl - likable on screen but does seem like a real bitch in real life.

Ashton is also likable on screen, but he's an idiot. He tends to rant about shit he has no clue about. Worse yet, he's hypocritical about it. He's currently ranting about oil companies and our need to drill drill drill, but he conveniently overlooks the fact he's one reason why. He drives an International CXT which makes a Hummer look frugal.

[mmplcfl]

Are you guys going to review Get Him to the Greek - because that was good.

[schmoesknow]

@mmplcfl Yes, it should be up by tomorrow. Just waiting on some footage.

[indianneedle]

I would rather have sex with a cheese grater than see this movie. Right after I got a hand job by a power sander. ..

[hammer1727]

bullshit movie not gonna bother, do the a-team next

[schmoesknow]

@hammer1727 You know it, super excited to see that one.

[azar209]

'This movie blahs" Haha

[mrebyers]

I can tell from the trailer alone that this movie sucks. I can also pretty much deduce the whole plot of it from said trailer.

Oh man, this and Splice. Rough week for you!

[schmoesknow]

@mrebyers We saw Get Him to The Greek also so the week wasn't totally shot

[welshfilmbuff]

I think I'll wait for Knight and Day...

[MrTroxel]

Man why don't you like Katherine Hiegel, not that I like her I'm just confused.

[schmoesknow]

@MrTroxel Mark dislikes her more than I do, but she really hurt herself with all the bitchiness off set. Check out the things she has said over the last two years, you will understand. She doesn't seem like a grateful person.

[Dstrang1030]

It sucks because ashton kutcher is a good actor, Butterfly Effect

[schmoesknow]

@Dstrang1030 You know as much as I dislike him as an actor, I do agree with you here, that movie was pretty good.

[CDXXJace]

It seems like you guys just find something wrong with everything.

[MrTroxel]

@CDXXJace Well they are film CRITICS, that's they're job.

[schmoesknow]

@CDXXJace The problem is CDDX, we see everything, and there is a lot of SHIT, so unfortunately it does seem like we dislike a lot. But this season has ben tough, the only ones that I have loved so far: How to Train Your Drago, Kick Ass... There have been a few good ones too: Iron Man 2, Shutter Island... but this year has just been a letdown.

[Howuf]

I actually like Ashton, but I had a feeling this movie would tank... Oh and I don't like her.

[killerrodan]

lol good review

[lindz111]

seeing it tomarrow and also splice hope its good i heard splice was wierd but anyway nice video

[sarcain666]

I'm so glad you guys reviewed it :D Now I know I was right to think this is the crappy version of what Knight and Day will be. Next movie I'm looking forward to is Karate Kid.....even if it should really be Kung Fu Kid

[schmoesknow]

@sarcain666 Are you really looking forward to Karate Kid? Did you see the original? We will go into it with an open mind but man there are some movies you just don't touch.

[sarcain666]

@schmoesknow I thought the same thing until I saw some of the trailers. But when I made my previous comment I hadn't been thinking. A-Team is out on the same day and that beats the karate kid easy! So the weekend after will either be jonah hex or the karate kid.

[geostillo78]

@schmoesknow Agreed Schmoes. Who in God's green Earth said "Hey, let's remake Karate Kid with a black kid and it'll be kung fu this time AND it'll be a smash hit!" ? Wha? Makes no sense. Fuckin' with my memories man!

[geostillo78]

@ballsoutballistic Why did you remove your comment man? Cause you looked at my channel and realized im not white, a ginger, or racist? Dumb fuck. Youre the only douche here asshole. Its about film jerky. You wouldnt remake The Godfather with a bunch of Indians would you? Like you wouldnt remake Slumdog Millionaire with a bunch of Italians. You put your cunt in your mouth and realized it and removed you comment. You fail.

Good review Schmoes.

[nicksousa8]

Oh my God how could you not want to see the killers??

[schmoesknow]

@nicksousa8 haha

[Joehammy23]

@schmoesknow My friend wanted me to see Killers, I said NO im seein A-Team

[Zippedychick]

Katherine Heighl kinda annoys me. I haven't seen any of her romantic movies. Except Knocked Up of course.

[blue888raven]

I might see this movie just because I like bad movies once an awhile. By see I mean pirate, not going to pay $9 to see it.

[Zippedychick]

@blue888raven my theatre just went up to 10 bucks. I about cried.

[blue888raven]

@Zippedychick I'm guessing that the regal near my place will be $10 by the end of the summer.

[Howuf]

@blue888raven @zippedychick I see them for 6 in PR... 4 with a student discount.

[Skybaby79]

Ashton........ sucks

[MaybeYesNo90]

"Holy God is that a man, handsome"

Mark likes Ashton... haha, just kidding ;) good review