"A bedsheet, beach-towel, or other textile of similar size that is tied around the neck in the fashion of a cape will enable a human being being to fly, in defiance of gravity. However, such super-normal ability can only be realized by jumping off of a tall building (8+ stories). We warmly encourage everyone that is so inclined to leap from such buildings and experience the thrill of self-powered flight!" - Support Darwinian Natural Selection For A Better Tomorrow!
Impressive jump!
tvcat1 2 weeks ago
All he needs is a cape and a giant S stamped to his chest
treegurl84 5 months ago
"A bedsheet, beach-towel, or other textile of similar size that is tied around the neck in the fashion of a cape will enable a human being being to fly, in defiance of gravity. However, such super-normal ability can only be realized by jumping off of a tall building (8+ stories). We warmly encourage everyone that is so inclined to leap from such buildings and experience the thrill of self-powered flight!" - Support Darwinian Natural Selection For A Better Tomorrow!
727Phoenix 11 months ago