InternetPastorTV PWNage - Cannibalism for Christians

[Eduplicate]

You should use HUFU! The delicous human-flesh substitute!

But seriously, don't you have anything better to do? You're just encouraging him by feeding him attention, and in all honesty, you don't seem all that better in terms of attitude.

[zthustra]

Love HUFU! And it comes in convenient to use packaging.

I'm just a little exasperated. You are here on YouTube viewing and commenting. "Don't you have anything better to do?"

Is this a case of the pot calling the kettle black?

[naard]

in 1 Chronicles 21:1-14 god punishes and kills 70,000 israelites with plague.

why? because king david has the audacity to order a census.

why does this anger god? possibly because it says satan told david to do this, but even so...is ordering a census so bad? 70,000 lives bad?

and why didn't god just punish the king, and not slaughter the people who had nothing at all to do with this?

who the hell knows. even david asks god this but gets no reply.

[naard]

gosh i know i eat people every single day. just take a nice stroll down the street, club someone, drag 'em home, toss 'em on the grill. it really is great fun being an atheist. good food, good times, and no consequences!

[megacide84]

If the good lord really didin't intend for man to be eaten he wouldn't have made him out of meat.Whwn you really think about it were all just walking beef carcases

[DefenderOfReason]

Great vid, Zthustra!!  Keep pounding 'em! :-)

[Reishyn]

All knowing and now all smiting...

Even if old Yahweh was real I'd be shaking in my celestial sandals if I were him. It looks like you just put him out of a job. ^^

Well done. Keep up the good work.

[AncientAtheist]

You know, I can see why a television christian will go on TV and make an utter clown of himself. He's making *money* off of it. But why on earth these YouTube Christians will allow the world to see their blazing ignorance - is beyond my imagination. The laugh track was *so* appropriate.

[zthustra]

I've decided that it is easier and shorter to just put a laugh track in when IP says something really stupid.

It seems like some of the things he says are so stupid that there is no way to actually respond to them.

Imagine Jim Lehrer announicng on The News Hour that President Obama was really a space alien? We would all have to tune in to The Daily Show for a response, because others wouldn't know what to say.

[Wulfshade]

Jesus wants really badly to be inside you!

...

It's a vore fetish? O_o

[shade421]

Is Jesus' overall message EAT ME???

[VeritasLiber]

Very nice retort.

[artemisfair]

God his accent is obnoxious.

"kyeeannibolizum"

It's like nails on a chalk board.

[zthustra]

Indeed! The irony is that I caught Holy Hell for putting the accent on the wrong syllable of the word exigesis. That was even after I admitted in the video that I wasn't sure I was pronouncing it correctly.

And Squagnut caught it for accidentally saying Kings James Version. A small slip of the toungue.

But Internat Pastor can't say Zarathustra [zar-uh-thoo-struh]. He keeps saying zee-thuhs-trah or zar-uh-thuhs-trah.

I wonder how he would respond to us saying Internets Pasture?

[internetpastortv]

You know, Z, this video is no different than your "Atheists go to Hell" video in that you are simply demonstrating your superficial comprehension of reality. In your Hell video you demonstrate your lack or appreciation for the metaphor and in this video you have fully displayed your ignorance of both the Bible and its symbolic idioms.

If you really can't see that Jesus wasn't tearing strips of flesh off his body and feeding it to them, well, I guess the delusion is complete.

[zthustra]

You really are the most ignorant person that I have ever tried to exchange with.

All of the atheists I know are aware that the sacramental expressions of body and blood are metaphorical.

We also know that it is symbolic of older sacrificial observances with animals.

Surely when you stopped reading half way through definition three you expected the problem? The ceremony sounds just like definition three of cannibalism. How unfortunate ... and humorous.

[johnycannuk]

Indeed it seems that it was the religous, not the atheiss, who were upset with PZ Meyers and his treatment of "the Host" a few months back.

They were upset because they actually think that the host turns to the actual flesh of Jesus in their mouths.,..

But atheists are cannibals...wow...

[brutus149]

ie

Bad stuff=idiom and metaphors

Good stuff= 100% literal

[johnhart30]

Great video. It is often believed that cannibalism was actually a "rite of passage" for the gnostic Christians to achieve a state of "gnosis" and obtain the ability to talk to, or view "deities".

Furthermore, Christian crusaders were known from time to time to eat the bodies of the Muslims in which they had killed during the crusades.

[Spacemonkey2084]

As always, great video.

Your last line is priceless.

[MasterOhSo]

Excellent and brilliant. In a perfect world I agree with the notion that it'll never come up...sadly the world is far from perfect and as said previously there are those poor people that crashed in the Andes as a fine example. I think placing a belief in a supernatural intercession on the internetpastors behalf is about as likely as me marrying Angelina Jolie. I think that Michael is internet gold....how could anyone possibly go hungry for material with him around? Let us feast heartily upon him

[1000jrb]

Great job! Why are ratings disabled?

[zthustra]

Disabling ratings is my response to the problem of VoteBots. I like good ratings and I'll take the bad ratings too. But I won't lett some asshole with a bit software magic on their side cripple my video channel.

Until they fix the VoteBot problem, I will continue to disable my new videos. The old videos are already trashed so I leave them out there ... VoteBot bait I guess.

[1000jrb]

Fair enough. Hopefully YouTube will get this shit straightened out. It's shame that people are forced to choose between disabling ratings and potentially being votebotted, although being a victim of votebots usually turns into a way of bringing attention to your channel. I personally like your channel more than most. I actually learn something rather than just listen to regurgitated arguments. I'm sure a lot of people would feel the same if they were exposed to your channel.

[UberLogic]

I enjoy our discussions. I get better rebutals of my work from you than the fundies.

I don't know a lot of the specifics yet to make the arguments like you. I just work with what I know.

keep up the good work. :)

[Danmill23]

lol, lol. Zthustra you magnificent bastard! Lol.

Ahhhhh. Sigh.... (:

I watched a documentary. Plane crash in South America in the Andes. Many survivors, no food, dead bodies. All survivors catholic. To give them selves permission to eat human flesh they looked to scripture.

It was far from a flippant issue. When they described their ordeal and their choices and their reasons from scripture, no one complained or blamed them.

[palmtreez101]

they even made a movie about it

[Archaneus]

Personally, I don't think there is anything inherently wrong with cannibalism. The major problem would be that iirc there are possible negative health effects from eating human flesh. If you aren't murdering someone, though, I don't think there is anything morally wrong about such an act. Of course, this is all irrelevant to the fact that Christians do, constantly, engage in ritual cannibalism and many of them actually believe it is flesh and blood they are eating, not just metaphor.

[Katalyzt]

Indeed, epic PWNage!!! ★★★★★

Katalyzt