BOONDOCK SAINTS Rocko tells a joke

[JoeGrzzly]

1:47 nigger button

[jackncokejr]

The funniest thing is that Rocco's so oblivious to being a racist ahahahha.

the black guy...

NIGGER!

yah thats what i said.

[bigpha07]

This shit is so racist that it's hilarious!!

[20carrocks]

.....and a black guy,

NIGGER!

[shinyshiny82]

Niggers and spics out of the USA, I'll have a coke! HAHAHAHAHA LOVE IT!

[metallicafansince88]

I'll have a coke

[iloveparc]

ron jeremy!

[RoyalMessup]

i told this to my stepdad and he laughed hard. there was the same awkward silence after the punchline but then we both started roaring.

[rockindude30]

When ever all Hispanics and or black peole leave a room and it's just white people I say......I'll have a coke then

[TRAFFIKILLS]

Vincenzo Lipazzi is an amazing actor!!

He should do Porno! :)

[strodogg130]

That's the funniest damn joke I've heard all year. I don't care who you are, that shit's funny.

[barisbenangezer]

Never knew Ron Jeremy took up acting...

[ball1nbynature]

hey don't make fun of blacks, i have some in my family tree......... theyve been hanging there since the 50s

[colorsaredumb]

NAYGGAR!



[oskey22]

I'm sipping on a coke right now, lol

[joepicksu]

Lol tell me one more

What?

[STHowell80]

Classic.  Simply classic.

[rayminator92]

Whooooaaaah manemalicolaaare! :D haha

[Jamesraves]

is that ron jeremy

[archangel8323]

@Jamesraves yes

[kkingcobra2155]

@Jamesraves lmfao i was about to ask the same thing XD

[Metzgerei]

@Jamesraves Yes, yes it is. I double checked in the credits the first time I saw it.

[Jamesraves]

is that ron jeremy



[lund21387]

Press 4....wait for it, wait for it........

[lund21387]

Press 4....wait for it, wait for it........

[Tounushi]

Continue the joke :|

[batman2984]

What's wrong with his left eye somebody think hes very funny?

[MrSmbass1]

Awesome movie and when I saw this scene I nearly died laughing.

[ThusSpakeDenise]

@MrSmbass1 Me too. It's hilarious. And the joke is TRUE. 

[Taraalcar]

It's funny cos its true

(not being racist there. seriously, if you live in a southwestern state, 100% of the fast food workers are mexican, no exaggeration)

[IamTheNight101]

Im having a chitty day... im depressed... tell me funny joke eh? lolololz

[ajbronjk]

"you insignifiCUNT little fuck" X,< the way he says it just makes me laugh

[Soreph920]

"Tell me one more" "What?"

[wuzzleone]

The people who don't like this didn't finish the joke I'm black btw

[TheTravianhero]

1:28 EPIC SCENE ! :DD

[asckee]

The people who didn't like this didn't get a coke.

[Chemburlek]

- ... and black guy

- NIGGA!

omg lol epic win xD

[ductape95]

RON JEREMY!!!

[yojez]

Love the shit out of this movie

[Psychoholic80]

You Cocksuckin' Bastardo!! LOL!!

[89schlappe]

"continue the joke" omg xD fucking funnys scene

[KingB704]

i gotta tiptoe through the tulips wit these asshooooles! takin all the fun......outta the job.

[zeroa69]

YESSSSSS!!! I"LL HAVE A COKE!

[limewireb]

saw a video with ron jeremy sucking his own dick pretty crazy.

[MrPrydain]

Can anyone explain this joke, I don't get it.

[baby2kent]

8 people are black or hispanic and can't take a joke.

[Kobobble]

222 people had a coke after this joke :)

[limewireb]

Ron Jeremy is known for sucking his own dick.

[Daskenlicious]

@limewireb And for had sex with 10 000 women.

[ragnorokh]

"You insignifiCUNT!!"

the part when he opens his salami

and rockos whole joke xD

[eco15]

Maybe racist, but this joke still cracks me up.

[LavenousKirby]

7 people didn't think the joke was funny...

[Jakattack1212]

Rocco has to be the best guy in the whole thing. Besides Conner and Murphy that is

[THEGYPSYTWIN]

"I'M HAVING A SHITTY DAY... TELL ME A JOKE"

[salmanq]

Love the gesture with he's hands when he's complaining about the sandwich like "Forget about it".

[LeandroMuntendam]

The 90's are killing me! hahahahaha

[Markula4O4O]

"It's the funny man. Give it here package boy."

"Joey Bevo said it was important said to give it to him myself."

*rips it from Rocco's Hand*

"GIMME THE FUCKING THING!"

turn's out to be just a sandwich. Haha!

"I'll have a COKE!"

[DEANOFMEAN12345]

the jokes so racist but funny

[DEANOFMEAN12345]

the jokes so fucking funny

[ohhaymissKAY]

when carlo rota cocks his head to the side when asking Roc to tell him the joke is the funniest expression ever. I crack up every time.

[Ratt2004]

ron jeremy nice

[williamq19]

Nigger brothers XD sorry 

[contrastinator]

"Continue the joke."

[Pokeavastar]

I always that the laughing was funnier then the joke.

[Orangebike666]

WOW I am a dumbass..... I thought it was always Jon Lovitz with a fake mustache trying to be Ron Jeremy.

I didn't know it was actually Ron Jeremy as Ron Jeremy lol

[Rodan16]

Those 7 dislikes are insignifiCUNTS

[MountAnalogue]

you insignifiCUNT... little fuck

[CougarNick78]

"You mean to tell me all of the niggers and spics are out of American, then? I'll have a Coke." CLASS-IC.

[CuntDangIt]

INSIGNIFICUNT ...best part

[Riffkid96]

u spelled rocco rong dumbass

[madde23]

@Riffkid96 You spelled wrong, WRONG DUMBASS!!

[GHound420]

@Riffkid96 you spelt wrong wrong dumbass

[minute614]

Anybody can easily grab this mp3 file at soundnabber..com

[20carrocks]

"....and a black guy"

"NIGGER!!!"

lmfao

[2pacsrevenge]

continue da jok.

[clifstamm]

you insignifiCUNT!

[adamsain1]

Rocco looks like JESUS!

[adamsain1]

Lol I know a guy who speaks EXACTLY like Yakavetta (The Boss), only my friend isn't Italian, he's Afghan.

I'll have a coke ROFL!

[sonicsmash89]

2:45 funniest look ever he's thinking... please laugh.. please laugh.. please laugh

[coryboy345]

InsignifiCUNT!!!!!!

[smrezk]

@coryboy345 YOU COCKSUCKING!!!!!! BASTAAARRRDOOOOOO!!!!!!!! *slams the phone * hahaha!!

[TheHoodnigga95]

i loved the first one does anyone no if the second one was any good

[KevinTheScantraxx]

"Woahh! No me das por el culare. ehh?!

I snap my fingers, I leave you dead in four hours, rotting in some trunk of Boston - you Insignificant Little Fuck!

I always get my money you Cocksucking Bastardo!"

Gotta love that line :P

[TeeSok]

@KevinTheScantraxx Actually it's

"Ma noo, ma mi vuoi proprio inculare!!" which means but you really want to fuck me

[Tounushi]

@KevinTheScantraxx

actually he says "insignifiCUNT" in there.

[Stingboy316]

"All the niggas in America are in Africa" hahaha

[0906peter]

"... and a black guy"

"Nigger!"

"Yeah, mm mm Yeah"

That stuttering thing is so awesome lol

[Aleque]

lol ffs brilliant. "funny joke"

[14Infernos88Dragon]

This is fucking hilarious.

[mc04su]

I love the beginning where Yakavetta is yelling on the phone, lol.

[agentsback]

Niggers and spics GTFO!

[33Asaro]

i just want a coke hahaha XD

[Torn0023]

Everytime someone asks me to tell a joke I tell theme either this one or the one from Desperado

[YouCantDeleteDenzelL]

You insignifiCUNT!

[dashielove]

rocko is great!

[julianvid]

Rocco looks like Chad Kroger of Nickleback.

[schrockhard]

shooting tonight in peaceful Austin, TX. boy, do i wish for a coke!

[LinkHeroOfTime64]

Bwahahaha I'll have coke! Lmao! That's funny! Racist, but funny!

[Liverpool1337]

continue the joke

[Lazynade]

"what?..." 

lol

[kshuntzinger]

takin' all the fun......outa da job.

[Persiandude933]

i dont get it .... :( sm1 explain plz

[AmericanBadass44]

Here's one thing I don't understand. Why when casting a actor to play a mafia underboss, does Ron Jeremy come to their mind?

[happyorks]

cuz he is a dough bag (i know its is spelled wrong!)

[ShanesTubes]

@AmericanBadass44 Maybe he auditioned

[AmericanBadass44]

Well duh, of course he auditioned. But he's a jewish porn star. I'm trying to say he doesn't seem like a likely candidate to play a made man in Cosa Nostra.

[Budsmokee]

nigger! lmao im not a racist but shits funny..

[STVG71]

What makes this so funny to me is how rocco has no problem saying spic but get's PC when talking about black people.

Great scene!

[MongoloidBabyUSA]

@STVG71 My feelings exactly. They use that word all the time amongst themselves but act like it is some mortal crime when someone else uses it

[colenbrak]

@STVG71 because spic isnt that offensive

[20carrocks]

@STVG71 that's because blacks get all loud and uptight if a white person so much as farts too loud. But they can tell "white boy" jokes all day long. They're the real racists.

[teamzulu16]

@STVG71

Niggers!

[aflores2112]

@STVG71 spic is not offensive at all

[burgersforreal]

well uhhh..ill have a coke than

[DC322]

Hey guys, that Yakavetta character is the guy from 24.

[DC322]

Morris O'Brian. Carlo Rota as Yakavetta.

[Sage3x0]

I knew I recognized him!

[bostonalext]

Ron Jeremy FTW!!!!!!!!!!

[ANR052386]

hells yeah...

[caniac102678]

tell me one more

[SquishyKitty]

@caniac102678 What?

[midgetpuncher]

hahahahahah NIIIGER!

[bigpete70]

The whole scene is good but it cracks me up when he opens up his ham sandwich

[ANR052386]

i thought it was salami

[ShadowChildOfAset]

@ANR052386 it is definitely salami

[sebbecht]

@ANR052386 I thought salami was ham..

[tehBLAX]

@bigpete70 salami not ham

[94jjm01]

havnt seen the movie but the sat scene is fucking funny

[CYKEz0]

God damn i love his fucking joke n it never gets old not at all one bit.

[SaintPaul122]

hahaha I wish I knew a guido like Rocco. love this movie.

[catierandall]

haha, i fucking love this joke.

[aihythil]

Little fuck... XD

[liu11]

awesome joke!

he should have told more jokes in the movie

[RonPaulmakesmehard]

1:46 is the reason why you little fucks were born.

[6Ott7]

What do you mean?? Who was born?

[049765]

tell me one more. What?! lol

[s0u1man44]

best movie ever

[maskedcrusader]

cant wait for the sequel

[mikethedunce]

no there's not gonna be a sequel because there was supposed to be one to come out in 2001 but it got canceled. so don't listen to the thing that that person put on about the "all saints day filming" cause god knows when that actually happened. thank you for your time..........

[Kpop31]

dumb ass google search all saints day, they just finished filming in late october

[beeVageKs]

Dude, you're a moron. Go to Boondock Saints Myspace and then insert your foot into your mouth. They've been in production for a while now up in Canada. Now piss off.

[Kpop31]

get off myspace and research it you stupid fuck, its in post production, they've completed the filiming and are looking at a july 2009 release

[ANR052386]

I like to be surprised, which is why I don't look up stuff in mags or the internet. (when it comes to games/movies/etc.

But if what you just posted is true, then I think I'm gonna get a broner

[beeVageKs]

Actually I was replying to the original post. but you can still eat a viagra and go fuck yourself for an hour.

[ANR052386]

Dude. I have no idea what you're saying.... I was trying to say that I didn't know weather there was a sequel coming out. But if the information you posted was true, then I would be delighted.... There's no reason to be a child with no fucking sense of humor.

[woothoofoock]

Amen.

[insaneoffoe]

when your "research" source was to google then you better stfu when he looks it up on myspace

[ChronicAwesome]

your name says it all.. there is a sequel. jessussssssssss

[mikethedunce]

dude there's no sequel and seriously don't som1 because of their name bastard

[PilgoreTheConquerer]

there is a sequel coming out this year

[nyjets48]

2010, thats when its coming out

[drummererb]

Wrong, Halloween day of this year, from the directors mouth himself.

[nyjets48]

yeah, I was told 2010, than I was told November.

[MrPurpleEYE]

iProxy-Connection: keep-alive

Cache-Control: max-age=0

0saw it yesterday, the sequel. ITS FUCKING SWEET!!!!

FAV QUOTE:

[6712345671]

hi anyone want to chat

looking for friends kz

[GCRU486]

"I have a COKE then."

[sweens06]

and he asks the black guy...NIGGER....yeah thats what I said. I love it

[KuroShasta555]

Lol: "tell me another". XD

[darkheadcrab]

I'll have a ginger ale.

[kgillh100]

Lmao. You insignifiCANT...little faak.

[phoenix101289]

he actually says insignifiCUNT

[ArtoorGS]

hahahaaa

[danthepariah]

one of my favorite scenes in the movie,

[G0rakx]

a blsck guy "nigger" lmao

[irongargoyle2002]

it's the GOD DAMN HEDGEHOG HIMSELF!!!

[ringosteve21]

hahaha ron jeremy.

[DarthKorig]

haha that was awesome!

[JimmyPagee]

im so sorry im fuckin stupid i didnt get it

what did he mean

[kiwimangum]

He was going to wish to get all blacks and mexicans out of America.

The Black wished for his brothers to be moved to Africa, the Mexican asked for his bro's to go to Mexico.... so ... he just wants a coke :D

[GodOfGamblers81690]

One of the greatest jokes ever

[Putring]

My opinion....

[JimmyPagee]

im no racist be he says nigger funny

[flanker2020]

LOL that is the most beat ass joke i have ever heard!! NUMMUMMYUMMYNUMM soo great i love it

[PAAL323]

Ron Jeremy... gotta love it.

[screembloodygore]

hahaha!

[erdoni]

jeton geç düştü, adam ermanla şansal gibi gülüyo.

[Zastrus]

go back to germany

[ANR052386]

His profile says he's turkish.....