Noseybonk Returns Trailer

[JTblcksheep]

Noseybonk supports Autism awareness?

[shadowsoal2000]

^_^

[Noodles37UK]

God some of you are so easily scared. I'm perfectly at home with him hehe

[kingporoto500]

he only drinks bonk 

[lurch321]

LOL @ the voiceover!

[luluandmoomoo]

I wonder if he drives a van...

[elmofreak121]

@luluandmoomoo nah i'm pretty sure he rides a tricycle!

[mrlegofan404]

that guy is..... weird

[CinnamonOwl]

Pause the video @ 0:00

Look up " Mind Heist - Zack Hemsey"

play bolth videos at the same time

ENJOY THE AWESOMENESS!

[megafio]

@CinnamonOwl dude, how'd you.... that's amazing!

[brandeezy108]

so...... he's jewish?

[apotar22]

@brandeezy108 i suggest you shut the fuck up with your bad jewish nose joke. because i am born into a jewish family and we all have small noses.

[brandeezy108]

@apotar22 take it easy.

[apotar22]

@brandeezy108 erm that wasnt me on my account sorry that was my freind i take no offence in fact i find it funny :)

[dreamsfgh]

No wonder im fucked up. Watching all the mind bending shit we had on kids tv back then, (70s)

[MrSlipknot79]

Creepy Bastard!!! i'll see you in Hell!!!

[retrothefox]

What. The fuck. Is that.

I nearly shat myself at that, and I'm not even old enough to remember this show.

New cupboard-haunting nightmare monster?

I think so.

[doom53104]

THAT GUY HAS A COCK FOR A NOSE!!!!1

[borgduck]

N....N..Nosey Bonk d..doesn't scare me! ....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thefrecklepuny]

Seriously, where can I get one as a Halloween mask? Makes the Scream horror mask loke a little timid.

[mjbond2]

KILL IT WITH ACID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JabBabbity]

The Joker called. He sheepishly said that he would like Noseybonk to apologize for making him shit his pants.

[scytheghidorah]

That's not really that scary to me. :p

[Chris00648]

0:30 that would scare the shit outta at night

[ArtypNk]

Noseybonk slowly drifting out of darkness as the theme to Inception plays.

Horror... Horror... 

[MacraStraba]

THAT NOSE WILL PIERCE OUT OF YOUR MONITOR SCREEN AND KNIFE YOU. AND KNIFE YOU. AND KNIFE YOU. AND KNIFE YOU. AND KNIFE YOU. AND KNIFE YOU. AND KNIFE YOU.

[WSPICOTC]

ASHENS!!!!! get the site back up fella and maybe a how to regards making a mask or where to...

[UmbraExhibit]

Chris Fehn? lol

[MKLANCER00]

@UmbraExhibit

i think im the only one besides you who thought that XD

[SonicPsycho]

The site is not up anymore.

[teddiesluvyou]

nooo !!!!!!! i thought i was done with him D=

[trimmytrab]

ooh, I like those cufflinks

[VGpitfall]

Sorry Noseybonk, the [stupid f*cking] Kalasky Cuspo robot already filled your position. Serious.

[BrianRowan42]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­H!!!!! Even approaching 40 I'm still freeked out

[Ashda8]

I will never sleep again.

Well probably not :)

[TheBigDolphin1]

Noseybonk would be scary in 3D!

[NavesRegg]

I don't get it. He looks like a nice fellow.

[AlphaAGENT144]

Nosegays

[NICKREAPER316]

noseybonk came closer than anyone at scaring chuck norris...he made his eye's open one kiloinch wider...of course chuck norris had to kill the noseybonk, and fortunately the mask was too scared to turn chuck norris so he went to england to find simon pegg...unfortunately he only found a semi brain dead bloke that has his own web series.

[HeathenPapistFilth]

He looks absolutely INSANE. We noticed that first time around in the 80s. They'd never get away with this in today's sanatised climate.

This guy's SATANISED....

[deathnoteluva901]

1st time seeing noseybonk creepy but silly at the same time good job on making tht voice

[philcross73]

this was fucked up beyond belief and I can only see it now as an adult... Didnt stop me watching it tho!! haha!!

[Masterge77]

Noseybonk is even creepier than barney, he is the son of Giygas, the embodiement of evil

[sockmonkeyzruleXD]

@Masterge77 soo well said.

[Carrdude101]

I swear the first time i saw this i practicaly shat a brick

[Nickypink09]

Ashens you're voice on the noseybonk advert sounds like Jigsaw from the saw movies. You know the billy saw puppet. By the way is that you talking anyway or is it saw???

[Nickypink09]

He returned on Mariah Carey and my friends mum's birthday. How weird???!!!

[canadadiabolo]

oh, he returned on my birthday! :O

[Kukkii1337]

@canadadiabolo YOU TAINTED FIEND.

[MEETTHEJERSEYANS]

its mr bean in DISGUISE !!!!!!! lol

[Apezy321]

Noseybonk Kinda just sounds like another word for loud sex lol :D

[Ninox37]

@Apezy321

"Hey! Stop noseybonking in there!"

[braineaterknux]

With the lighting it actually looks genuinely creepy.

[tmighty1990]

aahhh mommy help me

[Malcos68]

Noseybonk was a character in the 80s series Jigsaw with Janet Ellis - later of Blue Peter fame.

Noseybonk was played by an actor called Adrian Hedley

[viomartyr]

where can i get one of these masks? i think it would rock on a halloween party...

[XSouthXNightX]

Noseybonk w00t

[axelnaruto]

This is quite creepy, as I am watching it at midnight...O_O He appears to be outside my

[jamacinmeangry]

fortunately he hit enter

hey wait i think i hear somethi

[slacknhash]

Oh, you're both just putting it on! Let me put it in plain language.

THERE IS NO NOSEYBONK

MR NOSEYBONK IS NOT REAL

MR NOSEYBONK IS NOT AT THE WINDOW

MR NOSEYB

[Yirktos]

is that mask heavy with the giant nose?

[Malcos68]

Maybe he provided the inspiration for Avid Merrion's character Cock Nose

[H0tNsexy11]

i thought i sealed the crypt of noseybonk in chains...O.o now he's free and bieng Evil! Ashens, why did you revive him!?

[loisiwills13]

this is messed up!

[winislove6]

That is sooo freaky!

[Adunn88]

I really want a noseybonk mask

[hte624]

Nice Cufflinks.

[Roche024666]

omg Noseybonk is back 1 year 2day :P

[KadoatieXD]

:O

!!!!!

[LiamTheGreat]

OMG! It really was Ashens. You're just like Rob Florence now. Except you've still got your hair and not a self important twat

[hopoone]

Umm... I have something to tell you all about this.

On 16th of December on BBC4 at 10:30pm, you may have noticed an appearence from Mr. Noseybonk on Charlie Brooker's Screen Wipe. Well... THAT WAS ASHENS PLAYING HIM!!!

Ashens posted about it on his site, and also promised a short blog-style post about the experience. Hats off to you, Ashens!

[LiamTheGreat]

saw him last night on Charlie Brooker's screenwipe.

[leccyshep]

me too, i'd completely erased it from my mind...

[knjunior]

weegee can test him

[fuzzieboo]

o.o well..isnt this a plesent suprise.

the nosybonk of hell has returned!

with HIS SILENCE!

and that annoying tune..

[rikcorobot]

OH

DEAR

GOD

[malofthelooma]

Let the nightmare of the talking jigsaw predict what noseybonk is trying to say!

[Tokiopopski]

Why did this remind me of a House of the Dead game...?

[kimng2]

EH....I saw ur face by accident doctor ashens.... 0.52

[middletond2k7]

AAAGH! March 27 is one day before my bday! PROTECT YOUR CHILDREN, PARENTS! HE WILL EAT YOUR SOULS!

[NintendoEntertainer]

hOLLY sHIT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[wavid117]

holy crap the march 27 is my bday now im scared!

[bobnuthall]

I was sure Noseybonk was killed by a mob of villagers with flaming torches, just outside Redditch. When his body was exhumed to make way for a Do-It-All, the coffin was empty.

[fedcvgr]

I WANT MY MOMMY!

[Plantman67]

RUN CHILDREN! RUN!!!

[Nogitsune07]

*cries*

[JamieBenM]

...So...Scared...

[TheDevilbuster]

You sound like a pirate in this, Doctor. :P

[Tareltonlives]

Even Pennywise would go "OH SHIT!"

[gyrosplater]

that looks like somthing out of the movie past sins

[DanielGishdabest]

the horror! THE HORROR!

And the large over-sized nose that made my diabetic friend crap his pants.

[vashtijoy]

Why am I watching this alone in the middle of the night? See you tomorrow.

[Tommykrem]

And i thought the SAW movies where bizarre...

[TBTabby]

A-Jibblie-Jibblie!

[qmto]

here they come again!!!

[necrofury]

still the creepiest shit I've ever seen

xD

[Juggla17]

Noseybonk Rules!

~fin~

[LoserLivi]

...I Had Nightmares =[

N Iv Never Seen The Original Noseybonk.. O_O''

[cozzajones]

Classic.

[YTPmaker1]

I showed this to all my friends and they nearly shit themselves. no joke, it was late, in the dark, and worst of al, silent. ugh, creeps me out just thinkin' about it.

[resanance]

I've never seen Noseybonk.

I'M NOW SCARED.

[sporegeek]

Now I`m scared!

[wowfever]

is this u?

[seanbeanishot]

Pure class! Brings back loads of memories-the music was cool-must get it as a ringtone!

[YTPmaker1]

NOT NOSEYBONK! NOOO! He's a-gonna eat your soul! :P Nice job.

[panzershock]

nice job Dr.Ashen, that was very scary, please make another noseybonk.

[KakanQ]

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[Decapitator9000]

were can i get a costume of that i would go as that for halloween...

[wowfever]

lol that would scare the hell of some ppl

[BearorBust]

Nice work DR A. Anychance of making one of Hartley Hare from Pipkins next.

[ashens]

No way. That thing had rabies.

[FathomsDown]

Remember kids, "In case of worry, in case of woe, just pick up the phone and dial 00!"

I'm not sure what scares me more... Noseybonk or the fact that, as I've been thinking of him recently, means my mind is similar to Dr Ashens! (although I don't like rabbits or Star Wars - unless is a beer called "rabbits" or "Star Wars" but that goes without saying.. which I just have...)

[744268]

creepy

[about37ninjas]

If this gets to theaters everyone will die of terror

[EvolutionRing]

Clown are scarier then those! Noseybonk vs. Pennywise

[SonicPsycho]

Noseybonk would fuck Pennywise's shit up.

[megaverner]

Dear god, that actually is a character from a kids show? It looks like something from "The Shining"!

[sassyzoe45]

he is so familiar....where have i seen him b4

[jaystewart1]

he was of an early 1980's kids TV show called jigsaw

[rorkimaru]

Jigsaw? could saw be referencing that?

[Decapitator9000]

lol saw lol i wonder hmm is john kramer in the mask???

[drivojulianrobotnik]

wow. That is more scary than me!

[cobaltninja]

ARGH!!!!

[DevilishxSpaniard]

Wow..........the poor children

[theproplady]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[dslsd64]

that is the creepiest motherfucker ever. I can't imagine how fucked up it made the little kids

[NosdrahcirBocaj]

This is the most disturbing thing i have EVER seen.

[reeferdk]

Where did you get the noseybonk mask?

[ashens]

Only one mask can physically exist at any time. You have to kill Noseybonk, then you become Noseybonk.

[just2w4tch]

oh snap

[Doppelgangergang]

Oh boy...

[about37ninjas]

Where is my holy water? I need my rosery!

[Malcos68]

@ashens Well good for you

[hawkwreak]

@ashens Does that mean, To aquire the mask, One would have to kill you? *Designs quantum discombobulator*

[JohnBohnam223]

dude nosey bonk was a real charaacter

[Inconnu298]

to bad i though you will be there with a pedobear constume XD

[sassyzoe45]

is that thing realy comin back

[nettosoul]

= ="

Nope, I wont watch it.

[FargoJ02]

What the...? (O_o)

[Kingofunrealuk]

Is it just me... or does his nose look, extremely phalic? :p

[bungie091]

scary as hell

[OniBonklers]

This is gonna be awesome, I can tell. It is Ashens after all.

[bleachcrusader]

i think i just dropped my nuts :L

[InsertNameHere000]

nice voice-masking there. other than at the start i can barely tell its you!

[shongage]

oh shi-

[Atheist1717]

very strange. quite scary!

[KasHCubeD]

MR KARATE!

[bloodrunsclear]

You see when Saw's doll and Billy from Dead Silence really love each other...

[tonyblews]

Argh, no, no, no, no!

Well, at least it isn't RTD reviving the Ice Warriors for a sub-zero camp-a-thon.

[harryjenn2001]

On the 27th, i am just going to be on the main page reloading it until i see this video in my subscriptions.

[EnoRed]

Huzzah for childhood traumas, even if Noseybonk was before my time.

Is this gonna be like a series of sketches with the Noseybonk character? Or will it be like Trigger Happy TV with you wandering around in Noseybonk attire being creepy? Will this be a single video or a series of sorts?

And why do I ask questions when I know you're not reading them and probably not going to answer them? I dunno, it's fun.

[ashens]

Series of sketches!

[foxfire1112]

I will never watch this..... it took my soul

[leo112358]

FOrgive me if I'm not familiar with British television, but who is Noseybonk?

[EnoRed]

He was a character who appeared on the British kids game show "Jigsaw" years and years, I think. He appeared to mostly appear in little sketches being a really creepy shit.

Dr Ashen has a video with him on it in his favourites, so check him out.

[lessergnome]

KILL IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE IT DIE

bad childhood experiences come back to haunt the gnome

[about37ninjas]

Nightmares...

[Doppelgangergang]

Ohh.. NO! I never seen him before but I was like WHAT?!? (5/5)

[Swordyyz]

Oh shit. This movie is gonna pwn. I'm gonna be SO SCARED!

[lucace1996]

man im in the usa and i rember seeing that cartoon when i was like 5 it scared the shit out of me for no reson now this i have a reson to be scared of

[DrugMan24]

you scared the hell out of me

[MrJim]

I am scared.

[Donalisme]

Not your best video Ashen. In fact, it's your worst? Now, will you join my furry video group?

[Swordyyz]

Okay, so you put him down and then ask if he'll join a group of yours? WHAT THE FUCK?!

You're like.. a complete dumbass.

[Donalisme]

You've never watched his Tagged video to the end, have you?

[balletman]

Nosybonk? Was that really on TV?

That could give kids nightmares.

[johndol1412]

keep doing videos man, I love them so much

[Sllimy]

Who?

[EVILC44]

It's Mr. Cock-nose! :-P

Seriously, that mask is frightening.

[TinRoofTed]

The good doctor has posted again! You know what that means?

GREEN GRASS!

*Dances*

[annyomous04]

GREEN GRASS

[Gehn]

ArghhhH! Ashens! How could you! *Curls up in the fetal position and rocks back and forth*