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  • fuck the green police... im still using plastic! try taking it from my cold dead hands you gestapo fucks

  • Technically, the best choice is to bring your own bag made of hemp, nylon, or anything that is not made by child labor.

  • omg... what a hippie

  • Global warming will become real when we run out of OIL `~' Plastic is more "enviro better than paper" (We need the extra trees) even though it is nill anyways compared to our oil sucking. Don't kill a watt, MEGAWATT! (by use of 10,000 sq mi of solar fields per large country and fission based on closed cycle thorium in a molten salt reactor, LFTR). Say NO! to limitation (because 1960s tech alone can out do that!

  • most states havent even used the bailout money they have received. it was a sham. the bailout money corporations got was to keep their companires afloat. thas why they diddmt spend it, but keps on firing ppl.

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  • When he says "maybe you should get a job with us" if you answer the questions 'correctly' he's not joking! They won't mind using all the bailout money to pay people to do this!

  • Everyone with an IQ of less than 80 will be given these jobs with a good salary too!!!

  • glass dumb asses, can be melted down and reused...

    you wanna end gas, ride a bike or better yet learn to fucking walk

  • green police = avatars

  • shouldnt you idiots be going after the ones causes the problem and not the ameican people?!??!

    this doesnt make sense, i didnt make these damn plastic walmart bags, i mean really i goto the store i buy they give and i suffer?!?! Fuck you....

  • @Death2theNWO777 Animals use those plastic bags to keep warm in the winter - I'm not joking - they use them in their nests. They also decompose faster than regular garbage bags so little old ladies and the rest of us that use them for garbage aren't hurting anyone.

  • What the fuck is different between paper and plastic. You can always re use plastic.

  • Well, one is biodegradable and the other isn't.  But you are right that both can be reused.

  • this is sick.

  • illuminati

  • everything this storm trooper has on or around him including his desk and helmet are made from petro- chemicals. And what does he need a helmet for anyway?

  • hemp paper please mr sellout

    (made illegal 80 years ago because it couldn't be owned and monopolized by your sugar daddies)

  • This is disgusting.

  • Guess the joke's on you?

  • green police are tree huggers they want us to save the rain forest because of pretty flowers YOU MAKE ME SICK

  • But you don't want us using paper either:P

  • @4TIMESAYEAR

    Exactly they want us microchipped!!!

  • Libertytreeradio for more videos that will help you to prepare for what is coming. Vote with your wallet and buy more ammo ASAP. Hunt down the buggers and run them to the border. Ne Copula Nobiscum! MGK/GDW!

  • I want a mug!

  • Get a life norush. this is the best thing I have seen , more!!!

  • EcoFascists

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  • Green policeeee ♫ Lets us all hug a tree!!

  • Sick and weird... The Copenhagen agreement if it was ratified would have actually created a green police no foolin...

    These Guys are not kidding!

    The agreement is about power not a better enviroment!

  • Bring a back pack and say no to paper and plastic. A back pack can easily last 5 years.

  • what a poor attempt by Audi tp cash in !!!

    I pick neither, bring your own Tote bag ... or charge customers for plastic bags like they do here in Toronto

  • paper is made from Trees, Killing Trees is bad for the Earth and Planet. I always get plastic and always reuse my bags as trash bags! Double the usage!

  • If people really want to go green do more research on HYDROGEN GENERATORS AND PRE-IGNITORS! THIS is something the ENERGY INDUSTRY AND AUTO INDUSTRY DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT! 100 + MPG AND COMPLETELY OFF THE GRID (Gas and Electric bills gone forever!).

  • I Loved these Commercials. About time somebody Rips on the Mass Tickiting for everything in Free America. For all you that Thinks AUDI is somehow behind the 15 million laws in america then you need under your hood checked. And brain as well. Its JUST a commercial! But the Cops are on a Rampage of Writing Tickets for everything. But if you want a sick, twisted Parody version of the Tim Tebow Abortion Commercial, see my page. You'll Laugh.

  • I bag my own groceries to help save the planet. I use homemade sacks that I make out of the skins of clubbed baby seals.

  • its not funny this is new world order globol elites shit this is what they want globol carbon tax globol goverment all the power and many globol enslavement to the system

  • twistedwest1, Dude Audi doesn't have crap to do with the Fuzz writing Tckets for everything. I'm not saying there is No Carbon Credit Tax scam headed this way, but Audi isn't the one that makes the laws, now are they. Pull Your Brain out of your trunk and use it. Audi doesn't have a Senate Seat Dumbass.

  • @911sheeple you actually don't know that my friend. There are many corporate elites lurking in the shadows of draconian legislation. You can't say that a German CEO isn't at a Bilderberg meeting helping to plot a better future for himself at your expense.

  • jj128, come on, the CEO didn't make the commercial, some PR guys did. If they wanted controversey to peddle their product, they got it. Just like the big controversey of Tim Tebow ad. I missed it in superbowl but saw the crap on news about 15 times. Maybe Audi/Germany knows something, like 2012 is gonna need cars that run on easier to refine Diesel so good for them to be one step ahead. I'd like to see somebody stick cooking oil in their Mustang GT and get it to run a 1/4 mile.

  • @ConstitutionDefence You're a gentlemen and a scholar sir.

  • I believe Penn & Teller did an episode of "Bull***t" addressing this. And as I recall, the ironic thing is plastic is actually better for the environment than paper. Oh--and recycling isn't all it's cracked up to be either.

  • in canada most places do not offer paper unfortunately.

  • hmm plastic can be recycled and paper biodegrades or you can burn it what the fuck is this guy smoking I want some

  • WARNING!

    This video is a corporate paid and bought ''PSYOP".

    It generates in the viewer the emotive response necessary to bypass your cognitive functions.

    The video is about teaching you to obey authority and feel bad about your 'carbon footprint', this is a craftily engineered way of locking you down into an environmental dictatorship.

    There are dummy accounts patrolling this video, all of them look very similar, between 10 or 15 favorites and 10 or 15 subscriptions, made in 2008. lok 4 uself

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  • this is an audi ad ;)

  • Oh wow I thought this was a comedy thing. Stop hugging trees you worthless dem's. Waste of time. Oh and I drive a huge truck and never recycle. Hope all the ice caps melt. Good Luck with the whole bein a pussy thing.

  • i am GOD incarnate peeps

  • Even diesel is bad for the environment.

    Get a Velomobile. Curious what it is?

    Try these channels:

    /freddotu

    /myriadesustv

    /rmickevicus

  • Viva La Velomobile Quest

  • hey check our movies out :)

  • Both paper and plastic use the same amount of energy to produce. Bring your own reusable bag.

    I find it unfortunate that Green and Police have to go together in the same title because being green is about everything positive, and the police... well, you can finish the sentence.

    This is a silly video, and you can see that by the comments - dranobob, I agree.

  • In Australia we don't have paper bags for grocerys we just have either Plastic, Bio Degradable Plastic or Fabric bags. I use Fabric Bags cause you can use them over and over again and their very strong and you can use them for other things like the beach stuff when your going to the beach

  • I'm running for congress using primarily youtube, so as you might guess, my success depends on you guys watching and spreading my videos. My vids are low budget (no budget), to the point, and offensive to those stuck in the old system. I'd be much obliged if you'd critique them.

  • im GOD incarnate people

  • WARNING!

    This video is a corporate paid and bought ''PSYOP".

    It generates in the viewer the emotive response necessary to bypass your cognitive functions.

    The video is about teaching you to obey authority and feel bad about your 'carbon footprint', this is a craftily engineered way of locking you down into an environmental dictatorship.

    There are dummy accounts patrolling this video, all of them look very similar, between 10 or 15 favorites and 10 or 15 subscriptions, made in 2008. lok 4 uself

  • The earth isn't going anywhere as a result of our choices..."we" are.

  • You guys should try out the site Lockerz . It's a free website where you earn points and you use those points to get items like Ps3's, Laptops, Games, Movies, and More. The site is invite only so this would be the only way for you to get in. Just PM me your email and your be in.

  • im GOD incarnate folks

  • Paper and annotation fail

  • To be honest, the earth isn't one of my top priorities. So i wont be doing anything green at all.

  • That may be so, for a while.

  • If you go the channel's homepage, and watch the video from there, it's interactive

  • Welcome to the TheNeverSeeingEye interactive Quiz .

    You are pestering me at my home for not unplugging electrical products in my home . You have two choices , walk away or 12 Gauge to the face - You 3 seconds to decide .

  • Plastic!

  • the comments of ppl who are against this are being removed lol

  • have u noticed that the previous comments are all written by americans, about how much they hate saving the planet. I seriosuly don't understand you! do u just want more people to hate you?

  • @06whitec

    dude don't even try to figure out these morons. I've been trying to do that for 10 years and I still don't know wtf their problem is.

  • Wrong, I'm British and if the planet is cooling (which it is according to the latest real figures) why do we need these laws? It's all about power you jerk or do you need to be living in a fascist police state before you finally wake up that pathetic, fluoride crippled brain cell of yours?

  • the planet is not cooling the average global temperature has risen by a shocking 2 degrees which has huge impacts on all our lives! there is really no need to offend my brain if u reject the science then u truly are a hypocrite. and fascists don't always need to look like hitler i.e. blair who did nothing in his years at office to prevent this surge of temperature. and i think it would be quite interesting to find out how old u are!

  • @06whitec you really need to double-check the placement of the surface stations; you can't have them located in the middle of a city, in parking lots, or next to buildings w/o it artificially driving up the temps. The increase is illusory.

  • OH you missed that by a half degree... Oh and you failed to mention that the time period is 120 years!!!! yeah its going to get a little hotter or a little colder in 120years.. you need to grow up.

  • 120 years; since the industrial revolution began, the burning of coal on a mass scale. Anyway Hawaii is one of the largest research centres and that is in the pacific; really industrial that is! The increase is illusionary? Guys you really need to think before you speak! Is it a coincidence that 50 years ago my family were able to skate on our lake and now it's unheard of for it to freeze! And where do u get this notion that the world is cooling? I shan't bother to the reference about my age!

  • i drive a 12 cylinder car and water my lawn with gasoline.

  • dang... this has absolutely nothing to do with weed... lame...

  • Oh goody! I always joked about this and now you lefty's are making videos about the "Green Police" You and your Al Gore loving idiots can suck on a polar bear's frozen winkie while he swims to another ice berg for all I care.

  • i thoguht it was the other "green" police ahha... u feel me?

    k w/e...

  • plastic of course.

  • @2009jimmy2009 LOL YOU SICK SICK BOY

  • I wonder how many people fell for it lol, i almost did till i read the comments lol.

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  • wtf where are the annotation links

  • Annotations have been removed days after the Green Police became YouTube stars. Green Police fame is due in part by this fin quiz which relied heavily on the annotation technology. This is a conspiracy by the United States government to discourage green thoughts in the mind of the public.

    Please Repost.

  • POLICe vs GANG snowball fight. the police runs away. ITS on my pageee NEWW!!! i swear u wouldnt regret.

  • paper

  • POLICE VS GANG in my page lol. Police runs away from a snowball fight with a gang its HILERIOUS!! :D

  • ppl cry for the environment when al gore is swimming in his money he made from this

  • i prefer the sound of a V8 than the sound of nature =]

  • i'l second that motion lad!!! v8's forever!!!

  • lol @ his face when he holds the bags up. especially at 0:26

  • I personally like plastic better; they make thinker smoke when they are burnt.

  • r u stupid ?

  • Lol fail theres no annotations

  • Im glad lots of states have compost bins now.

  • It works for me now

  • None both are contributing to pollution

  • the REAL difference is when this is done en masse

  • fail

  • interactive fail

  • This guy is funny

  • this should be on failblog.

  • not letin me click anything.

  • ↑↑↑

  • roflao

  • it's not interactive for me? Nothing to click..

  • I like the uniforms:)

  • LOL, im using HTML 5 :(

  • I think these videos could go on for ever

  • There all also canvas bags you can buy to keep from using either. But I haven't chosen one yet if that was your gig.

  • Excellent- I have my trusty aluminum bottle too!

  • The answer is obviously plastic, paper bags are a fire hazard and can give nasty paper cuts

  • i drive a twelve cylinder car and water my plants with gasoline.

  • i've always found it funny that people seem to use paper and thinks it's good

  • AWESOME how did you do this video?????

  • That was fun! Love the old 70's police office too, complete w/ rotary phone.

  • He looks as oblivious to the fascism he´s participating in as the Apple ecosnoop ginger...

  • reusing EVERYTHING is best

  • Plastic bags are soo icky but I get them for my dog walks...is that bad?

  • @gwen4me4ever actually that's terrible. why would you put something extremely biodegradable and highly compostable like dog poop inside something that takes hundreds of years to break down? I have 2 dogs, and picking up after them is a fact of life. at your vet or pet store, you can buy bio-degradable plastic like bags for this. they are even black, so people can't see what you're carrying.

  • @cabinfevrr i would have though plastic bags have less material in them but have more chemicals

  • less material or not, it's still not a good idea to use grocery bags for picking up dog poop

  • Pardon me while I go chop down some trees for firewood.

  • none of them

    plastic is oil and paper is wood and not much left of both so wery bad idea both

    only 2 choiches huh like left and right party huh

    you bring your own home nitted wool bag or something

    anyway the solution is hemp bags offcause stupid police man joke

  • Notice the "locking prison door" sound effect used as the symbol of the Green Police Mafia. THIS IS TO CREATE FEAR. They are no different than the I.R.S.

    They BOTH are set up to take money away from the American people and turn it over to the international bankers that control our government. America is the land of the FREE & the BRAVE. NO MORE government police controlling our lives. Notice they don't answer the question. It's not about teaching us, it's about brainwashing us! NOT ANYMORE

  • 9/11 pictures hidden in American money... I'll show you on my page...

  • loooooooooooooooooooool

  • Is this shit for real?¿?

  • It's neither. I saw it on Oprah. lol

    And there are no annotations. What the hell???

  • It was this type of approach that actually made me want to smoke cigarettes as a child.

  • Neither. Dead polar bear skin

  • plastic that has a paper holder on it

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  • Wouldnt it be " GREENER" if they didnt post these videos, causing 68,000 people to watch it burning fossil fuels to provide power for their PC's ?

  • Good point hardyboyzrko! The implication here is that there is some single simplistic "right" answer to all of our dilemmas regarding the environment. The fact is we each must weigh competing alternatives and goals against one another and decide on the best course of action in a manner consistent with what we want out of life.

  • I would be more persuaded by an argument that convinced me that a compact fluorescent light bulb would save me money though the CFL's I've tried so far have kept burning out prematurely on me even though they're supposedly supposed to last more than 5 times as long (bad luck, maybe?). And if you accidentally drop one, they contain mercury, which isn't exactly good for the environment (particularly YOUR environment!).

  • the buttons aren't working for me...

    interactive fail ?

  • Plaster of Coursee... What dumasses

  • id say plastic, double bagged

  • PAPAER

  • is it just me or are the buttons not working?

  • 1 star and flag (spam->mass advertising)

    This video is an advertisement that pops up on most google friendly sites.

  • I choose neither. Biodegradable plastic bag. I win.

  • cut down rare rain forest trees

    OR

    create more non recyclable plastic to destroy the environment

    I think the appropriate answer is to bring a burlap sack.

    This tub of lard doesn't realize both are looser answers.

    Also, get a uniform that makes you look like less of a fucking homo

  • uh... I think it's appropriate to choose the BEST response.

  • PROPOGANDA.

    PSY-OP.

  • Is laughing at you the correct answer?

  • all the cool kids do plastic.

    paper bags are for poor people.

  • paper!

  • plastic is ftw

  • PLASTIC DUH!

  • @TheWorldofAsians No, but ginger is delicious.

  • @TheWorldofAsians I think we should use bags made from Asians.

  • DUMB

  • I saved paper bags and I reuse it as much as I can, as well as a few cloth bags I own.

  • @BGCBEmobabe non non non, lying is bad for you! >:)

  • Trick question: Neither,

    I'm not paying 10 cents for a fucking bag that used to be free!

  • I need more time

  • If the green police didn't post their messages, they would have stopped 300 000 viewings of this which would have saved 1500 pounds of co2 emission. They should throw themselves in prison.

  • green police? any one else see a problem with this?

  • We don't have green bins like that in our state yet, I hope that changes...

  • green police is an oxymoron...