Sex with Robots

[Blueflamingo3456]

we still dont fck toasters yet haha !

[5T34LTHcamoT4NK]

its 2012 and im watching this, no need to be impress, cuss you are to

[D3R3K1600]

Holy shit. Once a human realizes that a robot is far superior as a companion... the only upside I see to this is a potential cure for overpopulation. Why haven't I thought about this before? Thank you Danny, so much.

[TheDools14]

2011 :D

[slimshady24322432]

O my god. I had sex with a three year old toaster! Haha!

[asreergc4xvxcv]

haha

[Hrko1992]

nice question in the end

[Awaksica]

am i the only one who saw this after danny puts it on king of the web ? :

[Dirtygirlz1997]

OMFG I burped right after he did O.o

[ProjectSPT]

dude this is too quiet...

[DevastructioN]

I stuck a pumpkin in my ass and I woke up, went to the doctor and I found out I was pregnant... That bitch said he wore a condom! How can I keep on living knowing that I have another vegetables seed growing inside me... HOW?!

[aphroditeboleyn]

U can fall in love with something and spend all ur time with something unreal and you'll never experience real true love with a living breathing human with a heart

[beadngal]

@aphroditeboleyn dude thats deep........

[rbuchanan2004]

I love my showerhead, but it doesn't love me back, and I'm totally okay with that.

[Thefloris27]

Yaaaaay the burp factory only in the netherlands

[smiley36912]

waz tht a pool full of blue jelly at the beggining o.O

[MickeyChick17]

How did you know I use my shower head thing..? O.e

[MickeyChick17]

HO-LY Shit!!

[JBh8rGurl101]

33 people had sex with 2 year old toasters.

[31387ben]

thumbs up if you're watching this in 2011

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[TheFirefighter77100]

Just stupid and point less

[HildaBombzalez]

i love the beginning lol what is that? a pool?

[bancuga]

well dany as u can see they have... if they really want to do this thing with the robot marriage they are just plain retarder if u ask me... but i dont get a say in this...but if it were up to me i wud shut down the idea about robot+people relationship ...

P.S Great work dany keep it up :D

[TOPGUNSAMUS]

aparently danny hasnt seen surrogates. wait that wasnt out then

[waddler911]

haha hi

[TheAbacka]

Wow dude u rele know how to show dif. Stuff like exploding bubbles and sex with a 3 year old toaster lol but its funny

[bluestarock1]

Hahahahaha omg.

[nickgbruns]

put your dick in a toaster, turn it on and tell us about what happened

[crooknchub]

I saw a show on this once and it showed people who actually did it with a robot. It was nasty.........…………

[bespellbound]

I had sex with a three year old shower head. Oh lord.

[danilovic97]

LoL "I had sex with a 3 year old toaster" AHAHAHA YOU ARE KING OF COMEDY!!!

[yesac102]

I have one thing to say.... Cough*skynet*cough!!!!!!!

[Hurkettb1]

@yesac102 Win.

[BlueSapphira88]

Lol when you have a robot and you want a kid this is the story you tell your humanish robot kid

You see, when mommy and daddy find each other and fall in love...they go to the store and buy a baby! Some get theirs on sale at the dollar store :P

My friend told me that, it was awesome so I wanted to share it, I know I screwed it up but eh

[MrRaven126]

I would never stick my dick in a robot who knows whats up there . There could be a blade as a defense if raped and robot might fuck up and chop ur dick off

[Levi61092]

I would like to have a robot that would let me beat the crap out of it when I'm angry. :)

[kexard]

you know, i wouldnt mind robots walking around and living as we do. but just in case, the president should make a kill switch that kills all of the robots in case they start a revolution and genecide all of the humans. hey.... it could happen.

[SaruCharmed]

I wonder if a robot could actually be self-aware...

[reddmic2008]

i think its because they either have low self-esteem to thnk they are unlike-able or because they are too cocky and become unlike-able automatically.

question: average starting age for back problems?

[neuronstorm]

What self-respecting robot would actually like a human? They'll no doubt have a string of marriages, just for the inheritances.. but they'll be cheating with the vacuum cleaner for sure.

[dczelda]

amazing

[xGoingOutWithaBANGx]

i love how the way yu talk n talk n talk bout random things......boy yu trippin lol

[Ojthemighty]

It's messed up that's what it is

[TheDiscsOfPr0n]

danny, youre not alone, i did the vacuum cleaner

[RichieHaas]

lol you guys have issues.

[MusicGirl4Everever]

OH MY GOD!!!! a toaster! a shower! i always new there was something wrong with you! lol

[Unit06JAW]

There's already marriages of inanimate objects.

Korean dude married a pillow.

[Maruschek]

I almost pissed my self when you said: I had sex with a 3 year old toaster.

[lozzert]

Omg what was that thing at the start?! Looks awesome :)

[NbG8Luka]

i had sex with a 3yearold toster..OMG

[stipe4ana]

your thoughts.

[KidJonathan]

That story should be an urban legend.. Something worth reading just for humor. o_O cant believe it was on msnbc Lol

[Elmasterjudio]

hey dan wazzzzap wit the intro of teeeeeehhhhhhhhhh clip???///

[mugme18]

and now they finally made them! great investigating there Danny... it took Jon Stewart 2 and a half years to break this one

[wingedhamham]

lol. It wasn't your fault, Danny. The toaster gave you the look first.  That...hot look.

[charly40409]

@wingedhamham haha u got 69 likes. thats a sex positon.

nobody like for a while i wanna see how many people notice.

[NOnotyouitsme]

shower head realy works :D

[Lovedethklok]

@NOnotyouitsme dryer on spin cycle

[QueenAkela]

3 year old toaster LOL

[Number2metalfanatic]

id fuck a robot woman.

[muffinmuffinmuffin65]

Well, we already have didos and fleshlights which are pretty advanced, so this shit probable will happen soon. It's kinda fucked up eh?

[muffinmuffinmuffin65]

You got a good thing going with the jim carrey comedy and the informative nature. You got a lot of fans in ontario, so mabey do a show about canadians.

[TheTheEnd2012]

plenoptic07:I think his walking on a pool with water but with a big plastic bag attached to the surfice...Because I don't know how "najlon golem" on macedonian is called,so I just call it a big plastic bag.

[snowrose84]

yay i just got to c this one n other videos of urs and theyr wow

[Plenoptic07]

dude what is he walking on??? looks like so much fun!!!! :D

[ilovedaddy9090]

the tarp on top of his pool

[majmunko23]

a lot of people say that you are like jim carey,but actually jim carey stole his faces from jerry lewis so...wgaf :D

[gumgajua]

deep 321nada. deep.

[Miccy666]

dude ur eyes r red as satens balls, r u fucking high hahah

[matej12121]

ur right :) he is high

[jondeoleo]

it was 3 how could you!!!! lool

[ahybuc]

pedorobophile lol

[nedburgin]

omh how did you do that with your pool

[XMooAngelX]

omg. how scary.

[alisonkfan]

wow umm ya i think that this would justr be like gay marriage and idk and i dont think that id be able to be in a relationship witha robot cause ya well. umm i want you to do a gradual report about masterbation

[321nada]

We humans crave warmth (hence toaster) because we secretly want to go back to being hairy, happy animals. But since technology is relentlessly pushing us forward, we have to try even harder to achieve this feat. So yes, we can expect things to get more and more fantastically kinky. To the point of absurdity. And we keep raising the bar. Because we just CAN'T bring ourselves to believe the truth, that each of us is alone in his or her own universe.

[MasterDavid665]

543 ratings 70,063 views :D

[D3w10n]

Ehm... did you forget dildo???

[ColoradoSunrise7]

and xxchibirockstarxx i totally aggree. robots arent even HUMAN. and i think Gay Love is okay like if u wanna do that kinda thing its totally ur choice. =)

[ColoradoSunrise7]

lmao its actually 69, 843 xD

[stallingscody]

lmao now its 69,699

[xxchibirockstarxx]

=3= this is kinda sad how people would rather let a person and a robot get married instead of a gay couple O.o just saying

[xxchibirockstarxx]

o_______o idk what 2 say about having sex with robots =3= but some people would like that after seeing transformers 2 O,o but i doubt that they want 2 b killed by it though

[meostarfox]

lol the video views were at 69,669!!! lol

[prskanjepofaci]

how rich are you ?

[cecisota12]

whats the song in the beginning??? hahahaha it makes that vid so much funnier XD

[Seabearr]

i can cry on command too :3

lol the beginning.

[JanJanHolmes]

do a video on h1n1!!!!

[hugo5918]

whats that?

[JanJanHolmes]

swine flu!!

[dav4ix]

this is fukd up ! :O

[CroMachinima]

DANNY CAN WALK ON WATER!!!

xD

[Tripside007]

Its not that people are unlike-able, its just that standards are so unreallistically high due to the large spread of information.

(50 years ago there were no worldwide celebrities or publicity showing the same "models/whatever" all over the world).

Ofc this only one small aspect of the problem.

...Also its easier to "do" a robot it wont say no ;)

But really ... it's sad... ...like Danny doing the toaster...

dont do it.

[crackbabys2009]

last:D

[cecisota12]

bahahahahahahahha im faving it just for the intro!!!!!!!!! lmfao!!!!!!!!

[SoggyWoffles]

LOLLL what is he walking on??

[MalukuBeats]

A swimming pool with a seal over it.

[cecisota12]

swimming pool with tarp over it

its kinda dangerous but HELLA FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

[jazzymaykay]

shower heads. lol

[Notebookstudios]

your so intellegent and funny I MEEN GOD DAMN! ur awesome lol

[Bloomengns]

Sadly yes, there are too many ugly people(or people who think they are ugly and this close themselfs from all other living creatures) that a robot would fit for them just perfectly.

[maisieme123]

Mmmm showheads lol wtf i had sex with a 3 year old toaster :O ROFL!!!

[extreme2211]

xd this is some sick shit XD XD XD

[112WildCat211]

omg... you fucked a baby toaster :|

you toaster pedo! :|

[HomeBoyCharlotte]

man your logic is spot on

[MettallicDesease]

Hey there. Zap.

Let's f-Daance.

[kamikuri3]

Well the thing is that first of all sex with robots cant be right biologically. If humanity has to create its own love instead of finding love, then what happens when our race starts depleting from the lack of babies being created due to true love. This may seem like a load of bull, but when you explained the chemical reactions of love it seems probable that humans could indeed fall in love with a machine. Which in return means that fewer and fewer actual human marriages will take place. funny=D

[MatthiosArcane]

well....there's our answer to human over-population =P

"mate with robots: save our environment!!"

[littlejmr15]

if we cold make robots that r capable of being our mates, then we would probably have the tecknology to increase human life span by 20+ years..

it will all work out after we make robot babies..

[Quionic7]

@ kamikuri3

But by this time, perhaps science will have found a way to let humans and robots make babies, insert the right things into the robot (egg,sperm etc) then babies are made.

[cruzeirooo]

Are you NUCKING FUTS???

[LipSingBlondie]

Its ok, in toaster years that toaster is 21.

:) the toster likes it.

[GeorgeZeaiter]

Oh dude not like its not the funnest thing in the fucken world to do but if you weigh down the tarp below the water line something to do with suction and air inside your little tarp bubble will trap you and its really hard to pull apart. some chick in australia died like that

[TheMeanit]

Hava nother beer an relax, youngone. I have "insanely great" sex with a really pretty soft and feels good $200 dollar blow up doll. You don't even need a robot. She loves me, she looks like my ex, she doesn't age or complain or care about money. (money!) She seems to be 100% trustworthy...! If Osama and Putin and Asshinajhad and jon stewart had one, there'd be World Peace .

[Roflinurface]

"I put it on warm" xD

[TheGuruOfGuitar]

You're a fantastic crier. That's a little awkward. but oh well. This robot-sex thing seems a little far fetched. You talk about in another video HOW people fall in love right? So without an equal opposite reaction we would feel abandoned. and not to mention we would be violating Newton's laws. :O

[admydragon]

LOL 3 YEAR OLD TOASTER lolololololololololololololo

[sierrabrown2419]

Wow.

When you were reading my mind, did you hear, " fuck me, fuck me Danny! "?

:) I thought so.

And I got a little horny with you talking about my shower head;)

Haha. I fucking love you, sexy bitch.

[DjGajjit]

there are fuck machines for chicks basically a dildo with a motor does that count as a robot? lol

[Xxstarry10xX]

i gotta get my magnets, she knows too much lol

[Tecman2101]

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­D this is hilarious

[kphantomkk]

Does that make you a pedo for having sex with a 3 year old toaster? Cuz when I do it with dogs, I make sure they are over 18 in dog years. :)

[NoPoPats]

I heard that some lady got married to a rock.. they glued the wedding ring onto it. I wonder how their sex life is... weird thought...

Yeah.

;) <--- Winky face! Yeah!

[everythingidontlike]

she could shape the rock into a finger HAHA

[MCtootsie]

it dossent matter if it was a 3 year old toaster :) remember, it was toaster years :) soo... be cheerful :) its only Toaster Years :)

PS!!! 1 Toaster year = 10 Human years!

[emilykasia]

so what exactly is this video about?

masturbating with toasters???

I LIKE IT!!!

[stupid3926]

I agreeeeee :P

[jacqulynnf]

your left eye twitches amazingfully...mmmmmm sexy

[Heart1attak1Material]

Don't worry toaasters age differently to humans... They age like dogs...

So by my reconing you shagged a 21 year old toaster...

Impressive...

[IntricateMusic]

how the fuck did u turn the pool like that? or wats on the pool?

[buttonmasher411]

its just a pool cover. some sort of tarp. but its soo cool. its like a massive water bed

[CammyS12342]

poor toaster

just kidding lucky toaster oh im soo jealous of the lucky toaster

LOVE YA VIDEOS

[zimkid421]

your videos are comicle and you remind me of jim cary

[Apopkalipss]

I will never see a toaster the same way.

But those showerheads,

I view them the same.

I just have to look down.

tehehe.

lol

Your awesome.

(:

[Heart1attak1Material]

Love it!!!

Shower heads.

ahahahaha

aaaaa

[LucieLovesMusic]

i bet that toaster made your balls all crunchy and hard

HahahaahahhaHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA­HAHH'

AHHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAH

sorry

yeh thats incredibly stupid

[xEmeraldxFaithlessx]

Alright. Wow. That French was great. I've tried. I can't. Well, kind of. But not really. xD

[iyyaa]

hahahahaa major epic success on the french accent!

[SakutoUchiha]

Yes, humans are disgusting, and I'm disgusted to be even part human. Its pathetic, what we've done to ourselves

[ut00bguru]

if your so upset with humanity.

[DarkMario1000]

I hope you wore a condem lol

[xGilimadx]

First is Massachusetts. Oh, how I love my state.

[ShadowAnimeMaster]

poor child toaster! XP

[JanieGal16]

*Gasp* I'm from Massachusetts!

[lordzamiel1]

my toasa is pink does that make it female

[OseaRaChel]

i will never look at my toaster the same way....,,

[narutosbro]

dude i di my toaster to...except it wasn't on warm....it was worse

[KakarotoXT]

get my magnets she knows too much :)) ROFL

[fattyelvenman]

no one will ever love robots, we'll just..ya know,

use them as whores and prostitutes.

[HomicidalArtist13]

There's a diffrence between whores and prostitutes?

[peasinacan]

1 fucks for fun the other fucks for money

[rogerm4a1]

sex with robots is the most retarded thing ever.

The guy tat wrote the article has no life, never got laid and is a total geek.

That is the only explanation for a article like that.

[herewatchingutube]

Marrying and/or having sex with robots might be for some but for the other people who are lonely but dont want to marry a robot - they are the ones that are going to be looked at strange (also the people who have human significant others as well, I mean seriously why would you want to spend your time looking for someone when you can program a robot to be EXACTLY what you want?...see where I am going with this....with this happening there will be no need to ever interact with other people again!

[Goldenevilguy27]

Yeah I think the thought that the robot you're fucking has been programmed to love you will stop you from getting addicted.

[gorgeconowitz]

dude, you may be right, look up femisapien

[WiseLotus]

you are brilliant.

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[sihamlovesyou2]

I don't think people have become unlike-able but i think it might be these reesons: impossibly high standards for possible lovers, and some people dont have the emotional connection for a meaningful sexual connection so everytime they have sex with someone its empty and vapid so it isnt that great.

[Irishkennedy931]

I think we need a sex robot to love us after we've been dumped so that we don't go out and instead get drunk and knock up a fat chick.

[Andyg2g]

I AGREE!!!! hahahahaha this video is funny but that comment of yours actually makes the possibility of having sex with robots not only possible but ethical.

[JLNP7]

man that's some pretty awesome stuff you make!

i want to become an apprentice

i need a job :D

[treytrey3]

Danny had sex with a 3 year old....toaster. LMAO

[madasrabbits06]

ha ha you are a robot child molester :]P

[0v3rk1ll2006]

bake sale

[gooldude3]

ok, so pl allow marriages to robots, but not gay marriages? wow

[davisk1125]

he said in the year 2050... and Massachusetts does allow gay marriage

[gooldude3]

oh,ok..but still, they made the confirmation pl can..

[BenJEMean]

tags: whatthebuck people naked thewinekone? 0.o

[brollast]

wow i enjoy all your vids check mine out!

[Greenstead]

Hahaha doing it with toaster. I suppose you stick your penis in a slot and wait for it to pop up.

[StevenNatoli]

well in toaster years thats at least 18

[samuelmichaud]

Turns out if u click on "high quality" the volume is ok

[samuelmichaud]

THE VOLUME SEEMS TO BE LOWER THAN MY COMPUTER CAN PROJECT THEREFOR I AM FORCED TO REED YOUR LIPS AND THAT IS FORCING ME TO THEN HATE THE VIDEO BECAUSE THAT IS NOT COOL AT ALL. HOWEVER IF YOU COULD SUB-TITLE-IZE THE VI-DE-O THEN PERHAPS I COULD READ THE SUBTITLES AND THEN.....ugh fuck this.

have a good day:D

[cpasillas20]

I love the "thewinekone" tag. Classic.