Card Master: Where is he Now? After quitting Dr. Necrosis, he decided to get some upgrades from another Doc, a member of Millennium. He decided to test his new card tricks and vampiric powers on one Alucard of the Hellsing Organization. It did not end well for him.
2:06 the doctor threatens Jackie Chan, strapped to a table, with the laser "You expect me to talk?" (Jackie Chan) "No, Mr. Chan, I expect you to die!" (doctor)
The card guy's name is Dealer 3:06 And by the way does anyone ever notice that the Jackie Chan dragon symbol is like the Mortal Kombat symbol backwards.
Now what the hell was a bucket doing there? Then again even in his movies he got his foot caught in things like bins, plant pots and buckets so its ok. XD
all these card puns are starting to TURN me off this series i mean since the start its really gone down the RIVER. Id like to play a Hand in its improvement.
@Xskillna You know what, Jackie, it really doesn't matter if Dr. Necrosis believes you or not. Why? Because if he knew anything about your history with the Dark Hand, along with Shendu and his siblings, then he would still have a good reason to keep you bolted to that table.
He was a stunt man in Enter the Dragon. In fact watch the movie and you will see a scene where Bruce Lee is fighting the thugs and he snaps on guys neck while holding the guys hair. Thats Jackie Chan.
Not really, there was only a brief allusion to Goldfinger when JC was strapped to the table and the laser was coming at him. It had more of a Goldeneye theme, you know space laser and all. The volcano though, may have been inspired by 'You only live twice'.
Gosh Agent Tag ... U r such a liar ....
LPSpinkbling98 3 weeks ago
no wonder Jade was sent to live with her uncle, she was annoying her parents in Hong Kong
TheX137 3 weeks ago
Card Master: Where is he Now? After quitting Dr. Necrosis, he decided to get some upgrades from another Doc, a member of Millennium. He decided to test his new card tricks and vampiric powers on one Alucard of the Hellsing Organization. It did not end well for him.
PsychoticVampiric 1 month ago
@PsychoticVampiric lololol
Iamatheist1234 3 weeks ago
count dooku?
Lyndonandre 1 month ago
3:50 He throwed like almost more than 100 cards?! he must be a HACKER!!!!
omarsonic9 2 months ago
come on Gambit... make em explode!1 o.O
lakersmax24 2 months ago
Agent Tag, Your It.
amztvs 2 months ago
Jade is so awesome that she can knock the remote out of the old geezer's hands without contaact!!!!!!
fourstarball4 3 months ago
wont lenards deck ever run out of cards
KECMPUNK 3 months ago
That bit at the beginning made me think of Jack Sparrow in pirates 2 xD ("Because the finding of this find you finding....")
MentirosaBonita 4 months ago
cheap remote
cockeyeful 5 months ago
i wonder how much money he spend to get all those cards
Jackrulez1231 6 months ago
Who wants Lenard to fight Gambit? XD
MrSonicblast 6 months ago 3
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PRSGF0 7 months ago
I HATE that Agent Tag gets all the credit!!!!!
abcvvn 7 months ago 2
that card guy reminds me of twisted fate from league of legends xD
bostjan3000 9 months ago 2
why are there two planets at about 1:43
wingedstickman2 11 months ago
@wingedstickman2 that the moon
firepaw5678 6 months ago
That guy reminds me of Gambit from X-Men.
Darkeiko 1 year ago 2
omg its goldden eye
Cobarmthk 1 year ago
The "researcher" opens the door being short and stuff. And it "ISN'T" Jade. Of course not. Bad guys will know. o-o
kennylee12313 1 year ago
6:31. Jackie made it sound like it was a privilege to be hit by Bruce Lee.
Br0wNN01sE 1 year ago 3
bruce was to jackie as jackie would be to a now a day stuntman. you get hit by the biggest name in martial arts movies. who wouldn't be honored. :D
MrHoppers002 1 year ago
jumping flying kick, jackies trademark!!
fosters126 1 year ago
most of jackie's mission wouldn't be successful if jade wasn't here. i don't know why jackie won't realize that.
milelyx5 1 year ago
@milelyx5 Probably because half of the problems she helps him with are caused by her. Just like this one.
oMuStIiA 1 year ago
Tag: "Now if I could just finish my crossword, today would be a true success. Six letters...Celtic pig goddess."
Jackie (Yawns): Moccas. M-o-c-c-a-s.
Tag: "Mr. Chan, you're a genius!"
Jade: "Nope, just a researcher."
Ah, each ending is satisfying, but this one takes the cake.
powerofanime1 1 year ago
its the horribly bad pun filled evil gambit!
jakeneshino 1 year ago
and here come jade to the rescue xD
BH4V15H 1 year ago
lol 0:24 to 0:41 so confusing
skullxx727 1 year ago
tag hold pencils like a retard
a1b2cthree 1 year ago
why are all the cards blank ;S
davidnguyen69 1 year ago
particle cannon? lol
NymphetamineTR 1 year ago
The card guy is way annoying.
elvickRULES 2 years ago
LOL
Radio telescope +
Global satellite system +
Ancient druid stone
= the ol' cliché Doomsday device
Nadr2tensixtyfive 2 years ago
wow bruce lee actually talked to jackie chan
SeanIacono 2 years ago 3
i noe man...it be tight i they were both the main characters...but too bad bruce lee passed away!!!
blackwingz55 2 years ago
I just realized this is possibly the one show that has more puns than batman
JankeryTV 2 years ago 7
card master was a good guy in city hunter
locnguyen303 2 years ago
soooo why were they forklifting a tiny rock???
TitaniumTriforce 2 years ago 4
2:06 the doctor threatens Jackie Chan, strapped to a table, with the laser "You expect me to talk?" (Jackie Chan) "No, Mr. Chan, I expect you to die!" (doctor)
19torento 2 years ago
Nobody's paying attention to the ten year old, four foot tall "professor" (Jade incognito)?
19torento 2 years ago
if your talking about jades age shes 11
nesainnecoi 2 years ago
I thought she was originally ten, but did this take place after her birthday episode? People and I guess even fictional characters do get older.
19torento 2 years ago 2
is it really that hard to get an empty bucket off?
HeartOfTheUniverse 2 years ago
haha jackie chan and the doctor had a funny arguement.
kiingkawng 2 years ago 3
The card guy's name is Dealer 3:06 And by the way does anyone ever notice that the Jackie Chan dragon symbol is like the Mortal Kombat symbol backwards.
SvRCrusher44 2 years ago
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bigman88zz 2 years ago
his name is hoyle (like the playing card company). dr. necrosis says it in part 2/3 of this episode.
bigman88zz 2 years ago
Now what the hell was a bucket doing there? Then again even in his movies he got his foot caught in things like bins, plant pots and buckets so its ok. XD
GrandArcanum101 2 years ago
if that satelite system did that whit druid stone what it had do if there would be a Dragon talisman in that machine <(
HORRIOR 2 years ago
hmmm...
3 days later
MUAHAHAHAHAH!!! BOW BEFORE MY MIGHT!!!!!
TheRandomcheese123 2 years ago
JADE=BAD GIRL
RumbleFighterhsfy 2 years ago 2
wolf from battle arena toshinden is THE master of the wood stick.
anatoriyasu 2 years ago
i knew jackie worked with bruce lee
icydreamers 2 years ago 8
me too. Jackie Chan can sure ramble, though.
linktriforce007 2 years ago 6
he fought jet lee in a movie when he was like 17 or 16
Eagleman201 2 years ago
lol the card master reminds me of gambit
tran92dude 2 years ago 4
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all these card puns are starting to TURN me off this series i mean since the start its really gone down the RIVER. Id like to play a Hand in its improvement.
abs0lutepr0 2 years ago
it is just filler the real plot returns
alphamarigi 2 years ago 6
if a couple bad jokes turn u away from one of the greatest cartoons ever, you are retarted
MorgansCat7 2 years ago 5
u just made a card pun urself
XxGodxIchigoxX 2 years ago
lol doomsday device is magic which is perfect since jackie has delt with it before
magiciangirl11 2 years ago 5
destroying the earth one square inch at a time
rolfch1p 2 years ago 25
a square inch....? thats the doomsday device?
emorypaine 2 years ago 10
I can't DEAL with all these card puns.
jafeir 3 years ago 16
If I here ONE MORE card pun, I am going to FLIP!!! 0_0
unknownasdfg 3 years ago 15
"I am not Agent Tag, I am Jackie Chan, a RESEARCHER."
"Of course if you were Agent Tag, you would deny it infactically."
"No, I would claim to be Agent Tag, assuming you would not believe me."
"But I would anticipate your assumption that I would not believe you."
"I would anticipate you foreseeing my assumption that you would not believe me."
"But how could you predict I wouldn't expect your foreseeing my anticipating of you assuming of not believing."
"AH, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU JUST SAID!
Xskillna 3 years ago 142
"Which is precisely what I expected you to say, Agent Tag."
Xskillna 3 years ago 86
@Xskillna You know what, Jackie, it really doesn't matter if Dr. Necrosis believes you or not. Why? Because if he knew anything about your history with the Dark Hand, along with Shendu and his siblings, then he would still have a good reason to keep you bolted to that table.
jameygamer 2 months ago
ha ha ha . . . hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sailorgirlat14 2 years ago 10
@Xskillna shut up nerd dont talk for jackie chan he owns you so stfu
bloodshot738 1 year ago
@bloodshot738 Yes, but this scene needs to be subbed, because it gets a bit carried away.
Xskillna 1 year ago
@Xskillna ok sorry you cool
bloodshot738 1 year ago
@Xskillna epic jack sparrow moment in JCA
lazynub5 1 year ago
@Xskillna - It's "emphatically". Infactically is not a word.
StandardUser555 10 months ago
JC met Bruce Lee... Upgh
ritches48 3 years ago
He was a stunt man in Enter the Dragon. In fact watch the movie and you will see a scene where Bruce Lee is fighting the thugs and he snaps on guys neck while holding the guys hair. Thats Jackie Chan.
dregothic 2 years ago 6
this is a copy of james bond: goldfinger
assasinat0r101 3 years ago
Not really, there was only a brief allusion to Goldfinger when JC was strapped to the table and the laser was coming at him. It had more of a Goldeneye theme, you know space laser and all. The volcano though, may have been inspired by 'You only live twice'.
ritches48 3 years ago 5
i found episode 24
uipi32 3 years ago
(0:22-0:48)~funny part!!!
smfrebeekiko 3 years ago
I loved this video, great job
P.S Could you put the 1st episode of season 1 on PLEASE!!! I can't find it anywhere
Ravengirl1011 3 years ago
GO JACKIE!! =D
angelkid133 3 years ago 2
i wan the very first episode of jackie chan plzzzzzzzzzzzzz
s9721623a 3 years ago
aww slcricket ur a star!!!
juliannarox 3 years ago