ANONYMOUS INTELLIGENCE SERVICES

[LegionAreWe]

Yo dawg , I herd u leik mudkipz!

[DAILEYericCaryUSA]

...I like turtles...

[untmensi]

You're all faggots.

[anonymousassasin1]

over 9000 peniuses

And they all leik mudkips

[JackMorgz]

2:38

[joelt420]

i hate that movie "war games"

[beehiveswarm]

Urgent information.

[AustralianPyro]

troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll

[jakeknotthead]

thats not trolling

[SCRIPToHELPER]

This is sexy

[NoN4M3ss3ng3R]

0UR v01C35 W1LL B3 F0RG3D

f0R TH3 B3LL0W5 H4V3 T0O MUCH F1R3

THE M0LD W3 P0UR 1NT0

MU5T B3 TH4T OF

TH3 5WORD 0F TRUTH 4L0N3 !

[jakeknotthead]

leet speak is for 12 year olds that think they are cool

[Arachkld]

ORLY?

B3H01D 7H3 V01C3 0F T3XT5

[jakeknotthead]

Cool story brah

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

|33H01|) 7H3 \/01C3 0|= 73X7$

If you're gonna 1337 speak, at least do it right.

[rea1001]

MK-Ultra.

[AnonymousOverseer]

December 13th, next worldwide protest...

[uberjim83]

Shit I missed it.

[AnonymousOverseer]

go to whyweprotest(.)net so you can find out about the upcoming ones.

[uberjim83]

Thank you very much!

[SS2GOGETA]

OMG the mudkip isn't a fruit???!?!

[CestTamora]

A look of complete confusion.... hahahaha! XD

Nice.  Keep it up, Anon!

[Sycsta]

'This message will not self destruct, as it could be interpreted as a threat of violence'

Gotta love the wittiness of some of these guys...

[LawdyAnonymous]

lul foot injuries

[thelonius2000]

Mudkips go great with Tea...

What if you are always confused???

[underriot]

I've been watching the anon/scientology wars as an independent observer and this seems to be poor intelligence tactics.

Scientology monitors project chanology like no other - so doing this provides them with the information that they need to be prepared.

However, anonymous may be smart enough to know this and has likely encoded this message deeper than what's on the surface.

Interesting indeed :). Perhaps, in a few years, I might write a small book on this "conflict" for history's sake.

[Anonymous0X]

people think too hard sometimes

[bmil69]

not really, hes half right, honestly, we arent putting our entire plans in a format that the scifags would understand, plus they dont know who the sleepers are and what they are going to do

[donoraen]

of course they are.

The mudkip is not a fruit"

their foot injuries. and a few other things are code for something else as for your book, get inside one of the organizations to fully understand it before writing an account on it ;)

[halfdark000]

this guy does have a point - everything we do is publicly available... BUT this is the very reason why out campaign works... we HAVE no secret documents. All we have is the truth. We ENCOURAGE Scientologists to investigate us as thoroughly as possible. Only then will they see the sincerity of our claims.

Oh, and unless you're just a very clever troll, someone should point out to you that this is a joke, yes?

[underriot]

Well, I can say that I'm honestly ignorant of what's happening. I think covert ops stuff is cool, and I'm tickled pink that a headless organization is doing it all. Either way, I'm playing into your strategy because I'm adding to the general confusion on things.

I've got no doubt you'll win this war, afterall you do have over 9000 penises.

[AnonymousUnanimous]

Much more than 9000.

Ironically, scientology has under 1.

[VigilancesStickies]

no, scientology has moar than one. they have tom cruise duh...

[GetY0urAssToMars]

@underriot People like you only see the theatrics and the spectacle of it all, and then wish to profit off of it (write a small book). It's much more than "Anonymous" vs Scientology, its freedom vs tyrannical cunt bags.

[underriot]

@GetY0urAssToMars

lol, u dont get it mom, we r legionz, lol.

[GetY0urAssToMars]

@underriot Yeah you just referred to yourself as legionz. Nuff said. Gonna comment some moar?

[Papachair]

@underriot It's a freedom of information joke

[Srsbiznuss]

HAY GUISE.

[bmil69]

*look of complete confusion*

[AssassinKaasil]

Scientology, lol

[Ogsonofgroo]

*look of complete confusion*

Oh nos, releases of Stooper-Sekrets!

(Mudkips aren't edible?!? Dang! :( )

:D

[CIOOOP]

-Look of complete confusion-

[gnidich2000]

Mudkip is NOT a fruit. Excellent stealth tactics legion

[AnonBatch]

kinda funny...

[AnonSumy]

The mudkip is not a fruit...

???

[Philaster]

Was anon watching this movie the other night as well?

[bimlala1]

This was awesome. Great vid.

[five666666]

YES.

[FromYourMother]

the 'wheel' is 'real'

but wheel is called a REEL not a real...wheel

REEL TO REEL

with love from your mother

[NotSoOldHippy]

"The correct response from the sleeper anon is a look of complete confusion"

ROFL! Good fucking job, fag! }:-} This is great stuff. This should get some play on enturbulation and ars. }:-}

[emprise]

lol!

[Anonomoose2k]

"This message will not self destruct, as it could be interpreted as a threat of violence."

lulz

[Ironhead097]

hee hee

[Xenu]

Why do I feel like that was full of in-jokes?

[blackking1]

Because it was :P

[Xenu]

You kinda become out of the loop when you're stuck in a cave. Thank goodness the Hawaiian state government finally decided to set up their volcanos with wi-fi internet access.

[anon8109]

holy Xenu! Where can I buy one of those high-tech Marcabian MP3 players you had. One that big probably can hold every music and sound recording ever made!

[H5LL2O25]

Do you mean that big thing at 1:30? It's old technology called "real-to-real". I think it's because "real" music goes in, then "real" music comes out. And it had lots of features, like start, stop, and rewind!

[GnomeFolks]

Nice try. It was called "wheel-to-wheel" for obvious reasons. Pulled off the market because it tended to self-destruct alot. Looks a little like the Disney logo, doesn't it?

[binboyuk]

yus.

[ZinayH]

cool!!!

[Ann0minous]

I lol'd.

[anonvscos]

Wat?

[brvandal]

BHWHAHAHAHH!!!

[DanteJoseCuervo]

I have heard... and must obey. NEXT TIME GADGET! NEXT TIME!

[cloak616]

I had a seizure watching the last 5 seconds. Did I miss anything?

[robhugo]

What's the damn response supposed to be again? I'm confused.

[wtfareuserious]

Activated

[bmil69]

Step three completed, PROFIT has been gained

We are Anonymous

We are legion

We do not forgive

We do not forget

OH SHI- BATTLETOADS!

[spncr91]

subliminal message recieved...

executing orders...

Operation:SHOOP DA WHOOP intitated...

[AnonOutreach]

Subliminal message received. STOP

Battletoad commanders on standby for next message. STOP

Captain of the Ancient Order of Marcabian Invasion Forces signing off. STOP

Over and Out.

[TheSpiderMind]

documents received and understood. 08190 restore.

[TheSpiderMind]

recent wins have have moved the COS doomsday clock up 2 more hours.  good work anonymous.

[JoeSomebody2]

I thought Mudkips were out of style? Guess it's time to start in on the Pokemon lingo again. :D

[DatsumJB]

Mudkips out of style? How DARE you.

[JoeSomebody2]

*shrugs* I suppose I was a little out of my right mind when I said that. I'm better now. Mudkips for everyone! :D

[DatsumJB]

THE LIGHT: SEEN

[Zenn3k]

War Games!

[thebeeboy]

It's NOT a fruit?!?

[AnonOutreach]

thebeeboy^^^^^infiltration detected.

Increase subliminals ASAP.

SNAFU

[IhateH1pp13s]

Fucking liar! My computer just blew to pieces...

Oh shit... what do i do without my internet?

[SonicPsycho]

At least you can still comment on YouTube videos!

[IhateH1pp13s]

Thats because i spent all those years watching McGuyver... just need a few keys from a keyboard, a rubberband, paperclip, and presto

[AnonOutreach]

Ihate

Don't forget the chewing gum and old panty hose. It's the only thing holding the battle cruisers together.

[PWNLRH]

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! that's awesome!

[nostrildoll]

SRS BUSINESS

[Corb3tt]

Thank god it wont self destruct.