Bonobos: Cooking

[Gichnni]

RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES 2012!!!!!

[Super33Human]

That women looks so happy working with the chimp (Panbanisha).

[PlaygroundsWillLaugh]

Regarding use of the term Chimpanzee: It's the "common name" for both living species of ape in the genus Pan. They are Pan troglodytes, the Common Chimpanzee typically referred to by that name, and Pan paniscus, the Bonobo. There is no listed species called Chimpanzee.

[MarcusIGrant]

are those its balls? :O

[Super33Human]

@MarcusIGrant Apes and monkeys get that when they are in heat. It is to tell the other apes/monkeys that they are ready to mate.

[MarcusIGrant]

@Super33Human ah cheers mate :)

[suicune690]

@MarcusIGrant No, she's a female with swellings indicating she's sexually receptive.

[viborrr]

the image of a knife has become demonized, vilifed in the collective conciousness over the centuries, and that dreaded, sanguinary idea deeply engraved in our psyche. to an ape, it is just another tool - as it does not hold the idea of sharpness - the essence of its power.

the only danger could arise from the very absence of that conception, that is from unawareness on the part of an ape of the hurt that a blade could bring to another.

[kwanhui1990]

wow she is so amazing

[alvin89345]

those are some big balls

[Diamonddavej]

@alvin89345 Panbanisha is a girl.

[VAaronLegionV]

Id be afraid if a monkey was holding a knife around me

[backofmykneeisaminge]

Whats this docco pls:)

[sasunaruisthehottest]

i wanna cook my noodles with a knife now.

[encliticcopula]

She's a better cook than most college freshmen.

[nooneplanet]

he just picked up a knife!!!!

[notgiving1]

lol @ 1:22...."thats a huge vag"

[MiamiPush2theLimit]

the pink thing on her backside is her vagina. It's very swollen so males know she is ready to mate.

[rasr21321312312312]

@MiamiPush2theLimit hot

[tkuzzz]

Next, "Military has found a way to train bonobos to be endangered (if you hurt em you broke the law) lawless (they are unrestrained by law) killer weapons".

[SpazzyMcGee1337]

I gigantic, fat bonobo with a ball sack as large as my head and a seemingly unnaturally high pitch voice with a large knife is one of the most frighting things I can imagine. Time to go to 4chan to find something a little more scary and a lot less real.

[Lolaandthemachines]

@SpazzyMcGee1337 That's a female.

[SpazzyMcGee1337]

@Lolaandthemachines That makes it a little more creepy.

[Spyflugan91]

what is that thing sticking out of the butt?

[CaterpillarSocks]

They're teaching the female monkey the proper place for a woman... in the kitchen.

[WhatIAm99]

0:40 HOLY FUCK!!!

[copperblade]

Oh yeah that's smart... suggest her to pick up a knife (and of course she picks the biggest most dangerous one).

[pmcgraw13]

smart monkey! ahhahhaah, hi jessica. I had a dream about you last night!

[toasterthegamer]

Anyone else thinks this lady is probably crazy enough to bang her chimps or is it just me?

[lrg2k10]

@toasterthegamer man how is she gunna bang it. I saw that bonobo's ass damn id hit it!

[ocergnairb]

Don't tell me the bonobo eats the ramen. That is so wrong. God, feeding animals their unnatural diet just like feeding humans their unnatural diet. And what is with the bonobo's ... bottom? Or is it its genitals? The giant squishy pink stuff.

[48mwl]

Possible hire for the Waffle House midnite shift !!

[hyperballad22]

whats wrong with her butt? i can't find out online

[CEfilms]

@hyperballad22 its her estrous. she is at peak fertility.

[MissKendraSabo]

he calls him a chimp... he isnt a chimp he is a bonobo... same genus differant species

[Kingthug25]

lold when he flicked the bag away

[coptocook]

Very Good

[IceTeaEdwin]

I would not feel comfortable with those massive balls in my face.

[Sunderland4745]

Are they more passive and easier to control than chimps?

[IceTeaEdwin]

@Sunderland4745 Yea.

[neithere]

@Sunderland4745 Are humans more passive and easier to control than chimps? I guess it's rather self control.

[WESTLOS]

DAT ASS

[N7a7v7i]

Well, fuck... let's just not teach them to use guns... ever.

[ILikeGirlsWthBigEyes]

Those bonobos are very overweight. It's what happens when they eat human food, just like it happens to humans. They also get cardiovascular disease, diabetes etc. just like humans do that they never get in the wild. It's very sad. These people are hurting and killing the bonobos without even realising it.

[mykkePet]

@ILikeGirlsWthBigEyes These "killer" scientists are working on closing the gap and segregation of animal to man. Right now, people do not believe that animals, some more than others, have feelings or a conscious thought process. I am a carnivore, and I love a good hamburger, but without these dedicated professionals, who deeply care about these bonobos, to help us understand that they are very alike humans, animals will be tortured before death, forever. These scientists care about them a lot.

[ILikeGirlsWthBigEyes]

@mykkePet yeah I realise that. I'm just remarking about how humans hurt animals even when they're not trying to. But I have the highest regard for this profession... it's just how they nonchalently and routinely inject them with drugs or put medication in their food, feed them damaging human foods etc.

[msawbe]

Its amazing stuff' but I'm funny about her putting the animal in situations were it could hurt itself or others.

[Piscesmann]

... uv got to be kidding me!!!

[ylwapple45]

The moment the ape grabbed the knife I would have been OUT the door!!!

[I3L4NK]

@ylwapple45 Why? It likely could break your legs with its bare hands. You are basically endangering your life just by being within a couple feet of the monkey, but if you realize animals are not savage beasts who are hellbent on killing without a cause then you can form meaningful relationships with them.

[N00bcrunch3r]

@ylwapple45

Yeah, well it would probably be to slow to catch you anyway!

[mostliberal]

@ylwapple45 She should have trained her to hold knives with a power grip, practicing with fake plastic or wood knives.

[filipinofear13]

bigass monkey

[GiggleHz]

that monkey is stupid, fuckin ramen is fer losers. btw rofl god dang check that ass out good lord.

[arevsteffen]

watch bonobo vs pacman

[themanamp]

What program do these clips come from?

[monteoner]

this seems like the start of an awful, or possibly brilliant horror film

[IceSlushi]

Dear GOD!...Why would you teach him to use a knife!!!

[BobbyEnergy]

instead of the knife a more effective tool for the job would been a clamping type tool. Say use it next time to reveal to the primate the joy of a more improved tool for the job. Based from the contrast.

[kwilsvault]

Yeah give a 100 pound ape a knife....

[UrbaneGent]

@UlisesGirl Chimpanzees reach full swelling once a month (about 5% of the time), to invite males for reproduction. In bonobos, sex serves purposes other than reproduction such as appeasement, affection, social status, erotic games, reconciliation, excitement, and stress reduction (de Waal 1997). Which may explain why they are swollen more (about 50% throughout the month) than chimpanzees.

[UrbaneGent]

@UlisesGirl bonobos, are highly social, but so are chimps. Both are also sexually promiscuous thus creating paternal uncertainty across the board. There has never been a recorded instance of infanticide in bonobos whereas in chimps and other primates it has been - also, bonobo females tend to be dominant and band together whereas female chimps scatter and the males band together. These observations all disprove your remark.

[Stylus1997]

"I was amazed. A chimp had essentially just made itself a pot noodle." LMAO, I laughed out loud at that part, not sure why.

[Eiram92]

@Stylus1997 HAHAHAHAHA Had I not read this comment I wouldn't have laughed as hard as I did and still am at that LOL!!

[UrbaneGent]

Both bonobo's and chimpanzee's anogenital region swells up every 30 days or so then shrinks and starts all over. A female bonobo is in this condition 50% of the time, for some reason, a bonobo is ready for sexual activity even if she isn't fertile. Whereas with a female chimpanzee, she is swollen 5% of the time, or basically when she is ready to reproduce. What bothers me is that this bonobo is grossly overweight.

[UlisesGirl]

@UrbaneGent They're in that state even when not ovulating because bonobos are highly social and use paternity uncertainty to manipulate situations. If a male bonobo has mated with a female, he will likely help her by giving her protection, resources, etc. Females manipulate this situation by mating with most of the males in the group when unfertile, but mating with her preferred male when she is.

[onemoredan]

amazing animals

[eatcarpet]

No offense but I wouldn't trust that thing with a knife.

[anava84]

whats up with her vagina?

[javelinman7]

That bonobo has an AMAZING vagina.

[Harsamina]

@javelinman7 she's just ovulating. Human ovulation is clandestine, bonobo ovulation is more obvious.

[mijmijrm]

i wanna see evidence that woman can cook pot noodles.

[divinesweetdivide]

TSK I want to see evidence MEN can.

[mijmijrm]

see, divinesweetdivide, if that woman could have cooked the noodles herself, she wouldn't have needed that ape (or .. monkey?) to do it for her.

[Cozzi0]

omg they can understand complex human language who knows they might develop vocal cords and be like us one day

[FinnHawk]

unfortunately that would take tens of thousands if not millions of years.

[MRREID22]

like billion years

[rawblem]

they obviously have vocal chords or they couldnt squeak like that.

[GenSoda]

No speech center of the brain though.

[bizarewigga]

@Cozzi0 thousands of year from now my freind

[exathent]

@Cozzi0 I think that would be a terrible and scary thing. Humans are dangerous enough. I'd be terrified if there were talking Bonobos everywhere

[neithere]

@exathent I doubt they would be more dangerous than the average human. Note how Panbanisha works together with Sue. Nobody shouts at her or beats her; not only she is much more powerful than humans but she is even allowed to hold a knife. However, she carefully follows Sue's advice because she respects her. The *mutual* respect is the basis of safety in a group.

[93alvbjo]

@Cozzi0 do you know how evolution work?

[DanaXOSart]

@Cozzi0 they have no capabilities for grammar, so this is about as far as they get. they also have vocal cords (hence the noise), but as far as word development, they seem to be missing those abilities as well. they can recognize the words (knife) but have no interest in repeating them.

[ImIwilliamImI]

@Cozzi0

Yeah, evolution all over again xD

[eliterammer]

@Cozzi0 and that is us :)

[MalchikBlue]

@Cozzi0 If a certain movie is of any foresight, they'll make up a God and believe in a form of creationism.

[Omega3chimp]

They should eat fish.

[Subfightr]

Holy crap. I was not ready to see a massive vagina! lol.

SHWING.... shrivel

[KingOfChaos213]

Is it h....o...t?! eek eeek! lol

[lardian1]

The big pink swellings on her backside are female sex organs.... evidently the male of the species needs  very big visual signals to get his attention

[Joyness333]

Holy shit! That chimp has a huge effin' sack!

[justaguy230]

why tell the binobo to use a knife to remove the plastic out of the pan? even i would have been yelled at as a kid and told it wasn't the smartest tool to use.......

[zebraattack]

It's definitely not the smartest tool to use to get the plastic out but I think that Sue was trying to show how these apes are fully capable of using tools like knives, fire etc.

[diabarail]

knife is dangerous

[YumikoOhba]

Good-ways,

Panbanisha can it,

in the kitchen with Sue & Friends.

This way is one of the ways human can sympathize with primates:)

[utsawin09]

far out why does it have a massive lump on its ass>? it looks like a tumour, poor ape,...and the noise it makes...

[gopherdude]

Thats her vagina...

they swell up....it isn't a bad thing, it's just that bonobos are a very sexual ape.

[Baxion5]

Mistake #1 A bonobo in the kitchen

Mistake #2 A bonobo playing with fire

Mistake #3 A bonobo with a knife

All of the above: priceless

[zebraattack]

Obviously she was able to handle it all though...Just goes to show what amazing capacities they have.

[omgitstails]

it amazes me how intelligent apes are

[DefaultPosition]

Yes. We aren't too stupid, are we?

[danamon5000]

Why is the paper in there to begin with?

[tehinfidel]

I assume it was a ramen package wrapper.