Internet Comment Etiquette: "Talking to girls"

[WauseonIndians75]

I really love how he just kinda gets in the illuminati messages just at the end:) my fuckin hero

[weso548]

Go backwards. Bitch is dumb as shit

G word



[ldbv1983]

I applaud your literacy, sir. Keep up the good trolling.

[itstonymacaroni]

Let's just go 'head and HIT PLAY!!! >:O

[TrollForLol]

look G i buy all them dats of kind pits on swag ya know if commer around my hood be bouncing you know like grove street straight sincercerly homie JIG

[MrDrugsarebad]

you look like seananners from the side but you are not seananners and i got a little bit dissapointed but it is okay because you are alright to.

[THEVoLcOmStOnE]

I feel like his talking style at the end of the video is directly inspired by Ron Swanson.

[SHUFFLERwoop]

2 large medium pizzas

[HeavyWeaponsCore]

D) Come on Kassem's show Hannah...

[SupremeAsianSkillage]

ron paul 2012

[BagoGarde]

Wow i stumbled onto an interesting channel ..hmmm

[CommunistCN]

I went to that video just to like your comment. 170 likes in 11 hours. then it was fucking removed... WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

[BlueStoneRidge]

Ron Paul was an outside Dog,

The N words,

9/11 For President

[dharlor]

SALVIA GUY!!!!!!!!!!!

[harrysmyhomeboy]

@dharlor OOOOh, I thought he looked familiar.

[Meowvelous]

The Comment on the vid, as of right now is on page 149, if anyone wants to like it, though it will probably more by the time people read it.

[ShadowLycan132]

Yeah I would definitely try and get her to go back in time and somehow make less videos than she has done.

[ManlyManFilms]

dat feel when you cant find his original comment

[AstrioOfficial]

HA. i saw this before memebase posted it.

[lwkleijn]

AMERICA LOST IN VIETNAM!

[fmeitsconnor]

Sounds like Ron Swanson's son.

[Theroflbox]

I really enjoyed this. My favorite part was probably when my dick fired a ten foot harpoon of jizz right out of my pants. Anyway, can I buy you some shit? Hit me up if you even need one more guy to come hang out inside your vastly populated friend zone full of dudes secretly masturbating to your online bathing suit commercials. In conclusion, I'd rate you a 6.5 out of 10 because you have too many dogs and you can't afford vacations.

9/11 was an inside job. Ron Paul for president.

the n word

[CrookyJr]

@Theroflbox I really enjoyed this comment. My favourite part was probably when you wrote down the exact same comment in the video. Anyway, can I reply to your shit? Hit me up if you even need one more moron to come hang out in your vastly populated army of idiots who thumbed up your comment out of stupidity. In conclusion I'd rate your comment a 6.5 out of 10 because you have too many likes and you can't afford an original comment.

R.I.P Osama Bin Laden. Death to American.

The F word.

[JohnMarston28]

@CrookyJr How mad?

[USArmyZ28]

ROFL YOU'RE THE GUY WHO SMOKED IN YOUR CAR AND FREAKED OUT WHEN YOU SAW A CAT

[Sawyervilleman]

check the tags, hilarious XD

[Thewhitenerd]

i shit my pants. not because i was laughing so hard, but because i forgot to take a shit.

[mtoo123]

You are hot.

[feedapollyon]

C) diaf

[finalkamehamehaflash]

Minxy is fucking hot as shit, I'd say she has to decrease the amount of video she makes, and up the boob jiggling, but that's just my opinion.

[zachleda]

the n word

[izvarzone]

What a jerk.

[shadowscorp12]

The savior of the internet. You, Sir, deserve a medal.

[dutchtp]

microwave

[LandauTST]

"LOL Space Shuttle Challenger" <---Point to where I was laughing so hard I was fighting for air.

[thetungwakou]

D)

[GRIMLOCK84]

Not sure if trolling

Or secretly promoting

*clicks on goth chicks video*

[jpviegas]

You Sir are the Jedi of internet comments, smooth and wise!

[extaseab]

You man, are epic. Nuff said

[HertzSwift]

yes yes yes yes!! I'm sick of these air head bitches!!

[UberMetallMaschine]

... a bored Gerard Butler

[DaGangstaGummybear]

Jizz.. On.. My keyboard... ROR my kitteh' just sat on it!! ¦D

[stoveraccount1]

Suck on my balls and butthole... LOL Space Shuttle Challenger.

911 Was an inside job.

The N Word...

[Valdtheman]

I just found the best thing on Youtube.

[vinsanity3510]

"stop askin me to smoke salvia you fucking enablers!!"

tags are youtube's little easter eggs

[Pigboy501]

simply informative

[L3phili3Tjosh]

"FOR TROLLS: How To Comment On Videos (by DC Douglas) "

Look it up ^^

[wangchungcowboy]

You are at least .1 funnier than me. It takes a lot out of me to admit that but it's good to know that there are donors out there.

[snillocekim]

9/11 was an inside job! thank god people are spreading that shit. we need to educate the masses of non-thinking americans who are in denial

[stoveraccount1]

@snillocekim Two planes fly into a building.... They fall over.... People take credit..... NOPE... CHUCK TESTA!!!

[bburn7840]

art of trolling.

[lzrd0113]

I'm going to say a modified "D." Suck on my balls and butthole until I explode like space shuttle challenger. LOL

[Submania100]

Like a sir



[exitus2010]

love how he turns down the volume after the first 2 secs of the vid, because no one ever gives a shit about the stuff those bitches talk about xD

[LeOnIdAs162]

This guy is just teaching us how to be gentleman's ... We should use those tips and start making a You Tube revolution ! Viva Lá Revolucion !

[jaimebakulic86]

@LeOnIdAs162 no

[martynpyg]

Is it possible to pick all of the above?:D *fapping at eric not at bathing suit dog girl or distracting boobs popsicle girl*

[drawmuhammed]

use D

[ZejithThemis]

LOL 10 car pileups, genital warts and the Alamo.

[goldenretluver93]

Holy crap that was genius!

[peaceloveskate6496]

"jeena marbles or something"

[TheVGrdifyer]

definatley alternative D, good sir.

[ThaiNom]

I find this easy to masturbate to.

[Crushanator1]

lol @ Ron Paul comment!

[Geistmeister6]

did anyone else go and try to find that comment?

[ConfusedProud]

Best video on youtube.

[Brouthoss]

Day made.

[Mustaklaki]

Dumb broads on YouTube using their sub-par bodies to get views from horny nerdy 12 years olds are a plague 'round here..

[TinySissyCheater]

@Mustaklaki Except that that's Jenna Marbles, and her videos are actually hilarious ;)

[Mustaklaki]

@TinySissyCheater According to you, but I doubt anybody that finds a vlogger funny has a decent sense of humour.

[TrueKeyBladeGamer]

Win? I believe so.

[TrollingPapers]

LOL Space Shuttle Challenger

[spanishb1]

funny until the Ron Paul joke

DONT FUKK WITH RON PAUL



[fgreenstockport]

"There's a lot of girls on the internet"

Stopped watching there.

[ExtraCheese94]

Your comment is top on the video btw

[alexkillsdie]

911 was an inside job!!!

[xmentosx]

Dejimachanners?

[Flurrby]

I sense a /b/tard here

[drugssexandtrumpets]

Or E: Tits or GTFO

[emmonsdavid4069]

@drugssexandtrumpets F: make some porn! is a better choice my friend

[iamjuan19]

I used to leave really great comments..... Before I took an arrow to the knee

[MegaGaryBusey]

fake.

[doct0rnic0]

D D D D D D D D is the answer.

[TheBlackdragunov]

I stopped after "there are a lot of girls on the internet"

[iamverynicesir]

And this ladies and gentlemen is the King of Comment Trolls.

[poliv67]

THIS IS THE WORST VIDEO ON THE INTERNET. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOU GENITALS. I HOPE YOU GET RAPED BY THE NIPPLES OF A VICKING.

SUCK MY DICK. CELESTIA SHOULD BAN YOU TO THE MOON.GO FUCK A RABBIT.

THUMBS UP IF YOU HAVE A BIG DICK

[odengodofwar]

@poliv67 what's a vicking?

[CaFPhantom11]

The worst about MissHannahMinx is that if she challenge the community to pay her for porn, she would be able to raise at least a 1 million $. And i would be part of the donaters !

[ginganinja714]

@CaFPhantom11 Let's hope that hypothetical scenario has a mute button.

[Norgs92]

You sir are an eloquent son of your mother, i bow down

[TheMegaMrMe]

D?

[War3nia]

0:48 fap fap fap fap

[IAwesomeAndrewI]

B one more video and i wanted it to be called "Big things in little Tokyo" and its just a 30 min porno with a big dick and her massive tits wrapped around them with a couple of blowjob scenes

but thats just me

[TheskIsMyName]

Jinxy!

[iSkate7104]

D LOL!

[pHtsven]

D)

[ajmvanpeer]

!trepmuD

[poodoo138]

Faggots

[BladeSp33d]

probably D 

[Sandokan4]

INTERNET COMMENT ETIQUETTE ON SALVIA. I KILL MORE DOLPHINS BY 7 AM THEN MOST PEOPLE DO ALL DAY. GOOD DAY SIR

[CRISTECHO]

This bullshit of a video is so fucking fake. My dick could bench more weights then your fat ass pussy nigga. if you want the hands just hit me up anytime and il be there. Btw i like it the butt no homo so its okay. i hope we get to know each bother i can see us becoming bestfriends in the future. My nuts will waiting for you.

Osam bin ludens assasination happend because my huge (_(_):::::::::::::::::::D slapped in face.

Sincerely The man living in your pants xoxo <3

[pim1790]

@CRISTECHO Don't try to compete with the master. Fake troll.

[Mightypoo007]

D.

[Mightypoo007]

Salvia guy!

[justanote7]

Do you think this chick doesn't know how dudes work? Or do you thing she likes the idea that if she was in a room with all of her viewers, she'd be sucked under like quicksand by the rising jizz which would fill her nostrils and suffocate her? Maybe she's kinkily suicidal?!?

[werckon]

Lol nice vids, laughing my ass off greetz dumpert.nl FTW

[papinbala]

RON PAUL 2012!!!

[Accompp]

good vids. I’m french its a cool way to learn english the cool way.

[destinywepon]

the most epic troll

[gandalph54]

dry humor at its finest.

[thecrooksareinoffice]

both A and D

[perkic31]

josh mcroberts?

[ParkSeaProductions]

lol. 9/11 was an inside job, rp for pres, the n word. haha. Love it.

[melvinx01]

every time you cry little baby monkey die

[ohiostatesmith]

FAKE



[professorquack]

Your attitude makes these videos just hilarious.

The US never landed on the moon. Vote for Nader.

[Cleuskywalker]

Successfull troll is successfull !

[ZakTheRipper18]

This is simply amazing.

[LKxDESIGN]

Why do you have a mac, pathetic

[BlazedCombo]

Most excellent indeed. Thumbs up my friend.

[TheDutchHD]

I go for D

[SkeetMoneyMagic]

LOL SPACE SHUTTLE CHALLENGER

[yoyozohan]

so many people have reposted letsgotoclass's comment on that jenna marbles vid

[HootingHard]

lol you're baked as fuck

[ldpmendes]

I salute you sir!

[kuo2002]

You look like Andy Whitfield. I think you should be the replacement Spartacus

[ImNeilPatrickHarris]

@kuo2002

haha HE DOES

[esjakeis86]

That had to be the funniest video I've seen in ages. Great video, Erik.

[jward21094]

Epic reply is epic...

[Holland1994D]

@jward21094 Dumpert.nl



[TheTrueDanker]

RON PAUL FOR PRESIDENT

[TotalSnivy]

D.

[danielvutran]

66483LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLFAMOF­ALODKAWOOOKOAWLLLLLL

[crcne1]

she should do one more vid

a porno

[chigeh]

Dumpert is really gay.

[Holland1994D]

@chigeh You love sucking little cocks, so stfu. DUMPERT.NL

[chigeh]

@Holland1994D If I love sucking little cocks, why am I not on Dumpert?

[Holland1994D]

@chigeh Because Dumpert is not a website for fags.

[chigeh]

@Holland1994D kasthomosexueel detected

[Holland1994D]

@chigeh kasthomoseksueel* fail

[chigeh]

@Holland1994D LookathowmuchfucksIgive.jpg

[Holland1994D]

@chigeh Je dikke vader in je fatsige moeders haar reet.

[chigeh]

@Holland1994D Lol, you're stories are getting cooler by the second, tell me more.

[Dark0v]

@Holland1994D lmfao sad

[Holland1994D]

@Dark0v ga terug naar je cod shit

[ferm65]

knowyourmeme brought me here

[mtuttle5]

@ferm65 that's a shame

[martnik]

Was this entire video a viral attempt by Ron Paul's presidential campaign?

[JackSavage1114]

lmfao "the n word"

[Existenz1983]

More videos and more tweets you fucking asswipe!

[jeroentuin]

dumpert was here

[Agimju]

Subscribed



[MrBabydove]

D)

[vegitohunter]

Crazy shit!

[chigeh]

JIJ ONTVANT ALL MIJN INTERNETTEN

[chigeh]

@chigeh ONTVAnGT*

[GodOfTheInternets]

@chigeh

KONTVANGT. KANKER HENK.

[70ffL1n3]

omg omg omg, here we come to wreck the daaaaaay!

[SebasDownUnder]

Dutch are here

[BramowitchIII]

Geen teen = -1. Nee hoor. Gewoon a good old like voor jou.

[HardAndWell]

Dude you are a genius, this is the most 'like a boss' way to make money on youtube! You just know al these people you comment, they get viewed, get youtubemoney and give you your part.

Genius!

Dumpert!

[slytherkatify]

salvia? oh, so that's how I got here...

[ProudxFarmer]

8=======D~~~~~~

[Wisse92]

D! xD

[fallenpumpkinhead]

You know this has helped me a lot. I've always been a bit of an online shy guy but this video has given me the confidence to talk to all sorts of girls on the internet. I started off by using the 10 foot harpoon jizz as a template around which to build my responses but with some of my own practice I am now comfortable crafting my own messages. But I mean I still think I have a lot to learn...

God bless you GotoClass. Now I'm going to go yell at my cat

[gogoman009]

anyone noticed that he hitted play while it was already playin ? 8====D