An Italian, a Frenchman and an Australian are talking about s*x.
The Italian says, "When i have a finished making love ah to my woman, she levitates six inches fromma de bed."
The Frenchman says, "Mon ami! After 6 hours of the continuous love making to my girl, she levitates 3 feet off the bed!"
The Australian says: "Streuth mate, when I've finished 'rooting' me Sheila, I get off the bed, wipe me c*ck on the curtains...and she goes through the fucking roof!!"
kate could u do something for me? could u tell cory for me im gonna make a video for my subscribers to see promoting his new video or the one he burst out laughing at? i will make a dedikaters video for you :) please? and kingdom hearts takes a while to get used to but once u play it for a while u may like it but if not oh well right ? you are the awesometastic epicness vlog maker i have ever seen ( i know it doesnt make sense but to make it simple, you are awesome! )
i bet that guy is watching this and seeing his face on this video of you guys laughing at him thinking "aw man! now the whole world of dedikaters have seen me! now i'm screwed" of hes thinking "hehehe" but either way it sure did make the rest of us laugh!
@4Nicon Thats what I hate about vlogs. I dont care about their pets as much as I do the people. Luckily these vlogs rarely do this but CTFxc ones annoy the hell out of me with that
@Lv80MageFTW Thats really horrible. Loads of people like her actually and its not your choice. Cory loves her- so thats what matters. I'm pretty sure Kate wouldn't like someone as low as you to watch her videos. Its not always about looks. Every heard of love? You've obviously never had a friend from the oppisite gender because Kate has made it clear that there only friends and I'm pretty sure she'd like to keep it that way. -_-
@asongforbobdylan She does but she's camera shy. She had been on older vlogs and they also put their wedding on youtube. But she doesn't come in the vlogs anymore because she doesn't like it I think. And during the day she's at work too, so thats why you don't see her much in the vlogs.
@asongforbobdylan yes he does... she's was in this video too (only her voice)... if u listen carefully between @0.49-@0.59... she's talking to kate while kate keep shouting squirrel...
@Lv80MageFTW And keep your opinions to yourself. I'm sure your not perfect either. I don't often like to use bad language but I think this is one of those times where its appropriate. Twat.
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@Shereendinda thats the great thing about an opinion i can voice it when ever i want. But im sure your IQ is lower than average, so you wouldn't know that.
@thefuf99 She's camera shy, but she's been in previous vlogs before. But she doesn't like to come on anymore. And during the day she's probably at work anyway..
I watched Cory's video and it must have some subliminal magic in it somewhere because the next thing I knew, I had bought a SMP Films T-shirt! Beware!
I'm always concentrated on the turtle at the beginning, because I want to hear if he's going to say something different. I like the random sounds that the turtle makes it's refreshing and funny :D
Hey kate for your next donation can the money pIease go to ashIey! :) I cant post the link on the comment but pIease if you just wanna watcht he video go to wings fo readpions page and watch pIease heIp ashIey
kate i love the your selection of clothes on speardshirt but can you do me a big favor theres 2 shirts i want to get some one but there not in 4XL the offcal dedikater tshirt and the rock come here tshirt i would be so happy if you could fix that .please and thank you
Katers, I love you, but as an avid Lilo & Stitch fan, you got the line wrong. It's, "IT'S FISH! IF I GAVE PUDGE TUNA, I'D BE AN ABOMINATION! I'm late cause I had to go to the store to get peanut butter because all we had was stinkin' TUNA!"
Ok people I need your help. What was the first katersoneseven vlog where Katers first talked about how her chest veins formed a superhero symbol. I believe it was before DEC 2010 but I'm not sure when it was.
@natvanya January 12, 2011? Are you sure? I'm looking at the video now and I don't see it mentioned. Besides, Wasn't it around Christmas in Dec. and her Birthday in January when she was getting stuff based on her description of the chest symbol? Shouldn't she be first mentioning the symbol before January?
emmy the great!!!!!
florida499 2 months ago
Sparta the cat! Omg you remind me of Sparta the mean cat what a dink.
gracengirl1 2 months ago
classic Katers vlog ftw
quickyqualitytest 4 months ago
awh!! up-close scratching <3
littleblossom12 4 months ago
Lilo ans Stitch = BOMB
Jbusw 4 months ago 2
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if your moving then don't you have to go get your stuff from England ?
vampires12345678888 4 months ago
if your moving then don't you have to go get your stuff from England
vampires12345678888 4 months ago
I FINALLY get the first part of this video! xD
MogleSweden 6 months ago
GEEZ WOMAN! All you got was cat happiness today!
SarahCat1001 7 months ago
It took me 5 attempts, a long hard think and a chewit to uunderstand what was happening in the intro and what it's from.
crybaby190 8 months ago 9
Seems she likes adventure. like to hear it.
is legal. it also is legal
isay96 8 months ago
from 6:55 to 7:55 isn't actually that funny but laughing is contageous :)
Potatocat1 8 months ago
i love this intro
kabobman99 8 months ago
4:00 AWESOME CONTROLLER
MrHLGNinja 9 months ago
<3
wickedbatman 9 months ago
hot kate is hot
TheSupershooter 9 months ago
cory has a plush boomer, i want a plush boomer
MonsterBuddy10 9 months ago
An Italian, a Frenchman and an Australian are talking about s*x.
The Italian says, "When i have a finished making love ah to my woman, she levitates six inches fromma de bed."
The Frenchman says, "Mon ami! After 6 hours of the continuous love making to my girl, she levitates 3 feet off the bed!"
The Australian says: "Streuth mate, when I've finished 'rooting' me Sheila, I get off the bed, wipe me c*ck on the curtains...and she goes through the fucking roof!!"
vizzerman 9 months ago
@vizzerman What The Fuck...
MrHLGNinja 9 months ago
@trrbe1 EVERYONE
Turtle7291 9 months ago
@Turtle7291 Fine, have midgets lick you, and see if you like it. Fn hippie.
trrbe1 9 months ago
how am i only just now finding out about you ?
AaronGTV 9 months ago
this video has 1337 likes
i'll be sad when someone else thumbs this video up =(
yawnic 10 months ago
@yawnic sorry make that 1338
totaldramafan915 9 months ago
kate could u do something for me? could u tell cory for me im gonna make a video for my subscribers to see promoting his new video or the one he burst out laughing at? i will make a dedikaters video for you :) please? and kingdom hearts takes a while to get used to but once u play it for a while u may like it but if not oh well right ? you are the awesometastic epicness vlog maker i have ever seen ( i know it doesnt make sense but to make it simple, you are awesome! )
TheVanilleFan 10 months ago
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I come back to this vlog time after time just to watch the beginning
:)
3diot 10 months ago
7:46 Seriously?
Ok, sure, just friends, I believe that. -.-
FoserTiagoJVP 10 months ago
@FoserTiagoJVP Do you mean Cory and Kate? Because Cory's married....
shine777bunny 9 months ago
:D Great as always, almost like Poki was censoring his brother there for a mo also, lol.
plan7a 10 months ago
lol I LOVE Lilo and Stich. Being from Hawaii and all lol :D
16renigade 10 months ago
This didn't appear in my sub box!! I found it in the subscriptions bit, from the username bit.. :S so sad!!
NicolasP200 10 months ago
you have a cute accent >.<
Warbeast5593 10 months ago
7:38 theres that laugh we all know and love xD
oOMrMiagiOo 10 months ago
Cory. I want your shirt.
Rikku657 10 months ago
7:36 kate laughs funny again lol
xviper88 10 months ago
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xviper88 10 months ago
very cute speech cory. :) i loved how dedicated u were to ur speech.
TheBuddys99 10 months ago
I love how Cory was cracking up when he watched his video
MellifluentMel 10 months ago
where did cory get the nikename Mr. Safty
buckaroor 10 months ago
@buckaroor check out some of his old videos on SMPfilms. he did Safty tip videos for a good wile.
OdyLMAO 10 months ago
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go check out my vlogs hope you like them
TheDSvL 10 months ago
i bet that guy is watching this and seeing his face on this video of you guys laughing at him thinking "aw man! now the whole world of dedikaters have seen me! now i'm screwed" of hes thinking "hehehe" but either way it sure did make the rest of us laugh!
TezFoxable 10 months ago
I loved all the kitty purring from this vlog. My cat passed in October of last year so I've not heard that for a bit.
wintercardwell 10 months ago
Cory, Kate, I wish I could afford the shirt. Sigh.. Great Video.
KiddsockTV 10 months ago
0:49 Adorable panting laugh is a adorable.
steelty 10 months ago
love the starting story, funny as XD
con1045 10 months ago
I'm faving this video just because Cory is laughing at non-techno guy.
ROLF!!
Glameyes1 10 months ago
lilo and stitch ZOMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I LOVE YOU
KooKooFrankawoo 10 months ago
nwo somebody has to make a remix vid with cory's laugh lol
edslipknot666 10 months ago
Nom. watch?v=WEgh1AmT9u0&feature=feedu
theinscrutable1 10 months ago
Nom. watch?v=WEgh1AmT9u0&feature=feedu
theinscrutable1 10 months ago
Someone must tell me what type of cat moo is. He is PRETTY!
4Nicon 10 months ago
Half this episode was moo. God i love you guys
4Nicon 10 months ago 40
@4Nicon Thats what I hate about vlogs. I dont care about their pets as much as I do the people. Luckily these vlogs rarely do this but CTFxc ones annoy the hell out of me with that
mgvortex66 9 months ago
YES! FIFTH ELEMENT!
Diz00 10 months ago
I love when Sparta (moo) appears in your volgs! He's SO cute! I'm so jealous you get to pet him!
Susytube88 10 months ago
Thunder dome kitty. Two cats enter. One cat leaves.
Nostang3 10 months ago
cory said like 4 times
MHlovesorigami1 10 months ago
7:33 notice the empty bag of chocolate twisslers
MHlovesorigami1 10 months ago
wow moo 5:44 cover up your gibletts
MHlovesorigami1 10 months ago
4:14 butt crack
MHlovesorigami1 10 months ago
i cant hear cory's new channel. anybody?
brett33093 10 months ago
@brett33093 Dudelikehella
crazyalex920 10 months ago
@brett33093 dudelikeHELLA if you search it it wont come up so just type in youtube.com /dudelikehella
silverstar1178 9 months ago
DANG. That's a loud purr.
13BoredMan 10 months ago
i loved the portal 2 pics on the room
sofatayra 10 months ago
^title - that's not what she said...
Mirosta1504 10 months ago
i literally watch both of them after i watched this vlog...no joke
BabyGirl11844 10 months ago
6:41 to 7:58 Cory had a "Kate worthy" laughing fit
epicfireish 10 months ago
YES CORY! HAVE FUN! SMP WORLD LOVES YOU!
ds90seph 10 months ago
why do you say "lay" instead of "lie"? which is correct?
oli114 10 months ago
I love the cat sections of your vlogs :) are you planning on getting a kitty?
caliclia 10 months ago
alun!... alun! alun!... al!
nickclapton 10 months ago
@nickclapton YES
ChesireHeart 10 months ago
Poor techno guy xD
dariuz12 10 months ago
2:48 That was a triumph.
12345bil12345 10 months ago
Claws of doom, hahaha
ChristinaStorup 10 months ago
easily amused Corey is easily amused.
hazzabananza 10 months ago
keep pressing 8 LOL
Babasaurusrex 10 months ago
@Babasaurusrex Its unnatural O_O
12345bil12345 10 months ago
Cory ~ I spread the word to all my facebook friends about that video :)
kaykaysims2 10 months ago
I would love to be moo @ 3:44 xD
13awer13 10 months ago
hey! the first week of june is where my birthday takes place ^_^
NyaaHaaItsJosh 10 months ago
Hehe n_n
jjhoops023 10 months ago
I love Cory and the cats... :)
TheMommy226 10 months ago
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Where is Stephanie!! Can you at least get her to say hi sometime soon!!
SprouleD15 10 months ago
@SprouleD15 From what i know Steph is really camera shy and doesnt like to be filmed/photographed
jjhoops023 10 months ago 33
@jjhoops023 Exactly, she doesn't have to be in the vlogs if she doesn't want to be.
TheDanDude17 10 months ago
Where'd you get the portal 2 shirt and poster?! Fckn awesome
rzrshrp9 10 months ago
As always be happy
clydefields1 10 months ago
Cory I will support you and I am looking forward to getting one of your shirts(; and Kate hope you like your new apartment and a
clydefields1 10 months ago
man... i love cats...
AndyGuy111 10 months ago
3:42 cats do not the meaning of personal space
Loro400 10 months ago
I meant the cats know you're leaving, Kate. That's why they're all over you in this video. :3
Sesshomaruslover001 10 months ago
They know your leaving. xD
Sesshomaruslover001 10 months ago
@asongforbobdylan...........she does i think she just doesnt like to be filmed or somthing like that
hppuffle 10 months ago
have you ever woke uup with a cat on your face?
edgajam 10 months ago
@edgajam yep. xD
Sesshomaruslover001 10 months ago
3:20 Holy shit! Is that Steph?? Proof of life please
mythunderstanding 10 months ago
I hate loud neighbors, I have some and they never respect other people in the area.
CRhodesDesign 10 months ago
you HAVE to get a kitty when you move out. it'll be glorious.
SparrowTrees 10 months ago 5
Youre moving in the same week I'm visiting the states after a year.
mvpballer23 10 months ago
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Kate and Cory should be together!!
Thumps up if u agree !
EffinMUG 10 months ago
@EffinMUG Cory's married. And Kate's made it clear that there just friends. Why is it so hard for people to understand having a boy mate. Jeez.
Shereendinda 10 months ago 132
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@Shereendinda Nobody likes cories wife, shes annoying and fat. He needs to dump her on her ass and go for kate
Lv80MageFTW 10 months ago
@Lv80MageFTW Thats really horrible. Loads of people like her actually and its not your choice. Cory loves her- so thats what matters. I'm pretty sure Kate wouldn't like someone as low as you to watch her videos. Its not always about looks. Every heard of love? You've obviously never had a friend from the oppisite gender because Kate has made it clear that there only friends and I'm pretty sure she'd like to keep it that way. -_-
Shereendinda 10 months ago 50
@Shereendinda Cory has a wife?! Why doesn't she live with him?
asongforbobdylan 10 months ago
@asongforbobdylan She does but she's camera shy. She had been on older vlogs and they also put their wedding on youtube. But she doesn't come in the vlogs anymore because she doesn't like it I think. And during the day she's at work too, so thats why you don't see her much in the vlogs.
Shereendinda 10 months ago
@asongforbobdylan yes he does... she's was in this video too (only her voice)... if u listen carefully between @0.49-@0.59... she's talking to kate while kate keep shouting squirrel...
mxandra84 10 months ago
@asongforbobdylan
She does.
WhiteShadow139 10 months ago
@Lv80MageFTW And keep your opinions to yourself. I'm sure your not perfect either. I don't often like to use bad language but I think this is one of those times where its appropriate. Twat.
Shereendinda 10 months ago 6
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@Shereendinda thats the great thing about an opinion i can voice it when ever i want. But im sure your IQ is lower than average, so you wouldn't know that.
Lv80MageFTW 10 months ago
@Lv80MageFTW Oh sorry about that but ever heard of this, "If you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all."
Shereendinda 10 months ago 8
@Lv80MageFTW are you really that shallow of a douchebag?
TheGuyInUrCloset 10 months ago
@Shereendinda WELL IM SORRY FOR BEING A NEW SUBSCRIBER
EffinMUG 10 months ago
@Shereendinda He's married? Why don't we see his wife on camera? Or living in the same house for that matter? Just curious =]
thefuf99 10 months ago
@thefuf99 He does in multiple videos... mostly not vlogs though.
TJMann06 10 months ago
She*
TJMann06 10 months ago
@thefuf99 She's camera shy, but she's been in previous vlogs before. But she doesn't like to come on anymore. And during the day she's probably at work anyway..
Shereendinda 10 months ago
@Shereendinda lol FAN BOY
tard4ctfxc 10 months ago
@thefuf99 Steph does live in the same house as Cory, I just don't think she wants to be on the vlog. She is in some of his videos, though.
WhiteShadow139 10 months ago
@Shereendinda yea. kate can find a better guy than cory anyway. ;)
TheBuddys99 10 months ago
@EffinMUG that would be awkward, not only for them but im sure for their fans as well
VampyLuLu 10 months ago
@VampyLuLu Well sorry for being curious
EffinMUG 10 months ago
FRED thinks his dogs are squirrels
spongebob052293 10 months ago
SQUIRREL! 8D
lagrimadecre 10 months ago
kate's leelu was so cute :)
psp10004 10 months ago
new video coming up! :))))))
clarkkent999 10 months ago
I LOVE THAT TURTLE
mrstopmotion1234 10 months ago
I'm allergic, but this video made me REALLY want a cat!
Thorlablabla 10 months ago
The cats know you are leaving and they don't want you too.
chrisat928 10 months ago
I watched Cory's video and it must have some subliminal magic in it somewhere because the next thing I knew, I had bought a SMP Films T-shirt! Beware!
fitzgeraldmw 10 months ago
I'm always concentrated on the turtle at the beginning, because I want to hear if he's going to say something different. I like the random sounds that the turtle makes it's refreshing and funny :D
MsLEASHY 10 months ago 6
well "we" as in your Dedikaters?
Darkbebop 10 months ago
Hey Kate your 200th day is coming up soon... what are we going to do?
Darkbebop 10 months ago 2
@Darkbebop you take the words out of my mouth I think she's gonna do a sexy vlog cuz she said that in the 100-th day
Phil555ful 10 months ago
Techno music just puts a hole in your brain.
TwiZtidPhoEniX 10 months ago 2
Hey kate for your next donation can the money pIease go to ashIey! :) I cant post the link on the comment but pIease if you just wanna watcht he video go to wings fo readpions page and watch pIease heIp ashIey
MyShadowHatesMe 10 months ago
Sparta grew so much
SexiiPiippy 10 months ago
Cory's GOTTA be smokin weed lol
skapunkteddybear 10 months ago
That's the hardest I've ever seen Cory laugh lol. I like it when you guys have laughing fits it makes me happy :)
MrBebopChamploo 10 months ago
@MrBebopChamploo I'm happy the videos up :') She had another video today! Oh yeahhh! :D
Shereendinda 10 months ago
Nice woot shirt!
angeliny02 10 months ago
y r u always so behind n videos?
Yanni21 10 months ago
Where do you get all your video game merchandise? I've seen a boomer, hunter and now portal 2 goodness! Please respond.
Thank you!
DrWhoPadfoot 10 months ago
@DrWhoPadfoot You can go to Valve's website and buy L4D and Portal merch, I'm pretty sure I saw some of the things they've got on there :)
MrBebopChamploo 10 months ago
cory has a wife i heard from a dedi kater i want to see her please im a later dedikater i never got to see her
penguinknightz 10 months ago
@penguinknightz u can find her in kate's previous vlogs such as Sexy Redhead...
mxandra84 10 months ago
@mxandra84 can you send me a link to see please
penguinknightz 10 months ago
@penguinknightz i put the link in ur page...
mxandra84 10 months ago
@mxandra84 i can't find it lol
penguinknightz 10 months ago
@penguinknightz sorry about that... i having issue with internet connection... just check ur inbox...
mxandra84 10 months ago
WTF was that? lol 1.58
DSkehan2004 10 months ago
Thumbs if you sing the ending song when it starts :)
Fuzzeah 10 months ago
Pause the video. Press left arrow then up arrow.
YOU CAN PLAY SNAKE ON YOUTUBE.
ZacWelis 10 months ago
lol
YousefNjjr 10 months ago
@Sims3Southon its " Drown in Soup" vlog
mxandra84 10 months ago
Sparta's at second base 3:42 (:
fionanz13 10 months ago
kate i love the your selection of clothes on speardshirt but can you do me a big favor theres 2 shirts i want to get some one but there not in 4XL the offcal dedikater tshirt and the rock come here tshirt i would be so happy if you could fix that .please and thank you
penguinknightz 10 months ago
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ZacWelis 10 months ago
Katers, I love you, but as an avid Lilo & Stitch fan, you got the line wrong. It's, "IT'S FISH! IF I GAVE PUDGE TUNA, I'D BE AN ABOMINATION! I'm late cause I had to go to the store to get peanut butter because all we had was stinkin' TUNA!"
TechnoCrizzle 10 months ago
Ok people I need your help. What was the first katersoneseven vlog where Katers first talked about how her chest veins formed a superhero symbol. I believe it was before DEC 2010 but I'm not sure when it was.
Anyone?
olternaut 10 months ago
@olternaut around january 12
natvanya 10 months ago
@natvanya January 12, 2011? Are you sure? I'm looking at the video now and I don't see it mentioned. Besides, Wasn't it around Christmas in Dec. and her Birthday in January when she was getting stuff based on her description of the chest symbol? Shouldn't she be first mentioning the symbol before January?
olternaut 10 months ago
I stand corrected. There was a part 2 to the January 12th vlog. She describes it there.
Thanks.
olternaut 10 months ago
@olternaut I think it was January or February, since, well it was memorable, which is when I first found her vlogs
TechnoCrizzle 10 months ago
@TechnoCrizzle Natvanya had it right the first time. She first mentions it here:
DROWN IN SOUP!! [JAN.12.11 DAY 77 - PART 2]
olternaut 10 months ago
We're moving around the same time as well :)
moocow415 10 months ago
@moocow415 Me as well!
MommiesLittleZombie 10 months ago
mouse portal shirt
IdeasMan14 10 months ago
I'm glad I wear glasses...otherwise they'd hurt with Cory always poking my eyes...daggone it.
wintercardwell 10 months ago
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03:16 - Morph ball acquired
hylianfreak 10 months ago
05:16 - Morph ball acquired
hylianfreak 10 months ago
omg cory!!! that portal shirt is SO AWESOME!
YousefNjjr 10 months ago