for all the people who are saying his explanation can't be true... I, as much as I hate to admit it, I've wound up with the same injury in almost the same way...except I was dancing around listening mp3s and I tripped over the cat and fell into the nightstand corner.
@wesjoe311 -Thanks for pointing that out. It's good to know grammar nerds, such as yourself, are vigilantly patrolling the web. Don't get caught eating your bugars.
as som1 who has used just about every opiate aside from heroin himself i can tell when artie is bullshitting about being sober which is about 65% of the time or better. All the recent on air fights have been a result of an angry junky coming down/ in need of a fix
@cheebatripn these people dont know that heroin has a different half life and mean half life as opposed to prescription med's like vicodin codeine and so on all kind's of Ingredients heroin is like the world's oldest profession
@Assaultpredator i gotta feelin theres a big difference, i had alot of morphine when i was in the hospital and if thats like the heroin people shoot in their veins i wouldnt be sucking any dick for it
Uhhh.... that doesn't mean you became addicted lol
just like with heroin just doing it once doesnt get someone hooked, although for some people their body makeup / chemistry really does make it affect them differently.
Your first comment sounded as though you agreed with me, I'm not really sure what you're disagreeing about.
There's tons of addicts that would NEVER suck a dick... for anything. even 30 bucks ;)
@MediaGnome i hate how people who have never been through addiction are so harsh and ignorant. Arite went through fucking hell and back. I actually saw him in South Florida attending A.A. meetings. I give him props for going to rehab and doing what it takes to get clean. why hate on him? this world is full of enough hate already!
ya havent u heard his other stories? i doubt him hes talk about shitting himself, losing all his money and doing coke nonstop but hed lie about someone hitting him
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you don't have to pay money to go to the ER your morons in the United States !!!!! Jesus people can't be this stupid !!! LOL I owe like 45k in ER visits that will never get paid LOL !! If you go to a walk in clinic you have to have money possibly !!! People in Canada who " have government health care die all the time due to waiting list" GOVERNMENT health care is a fucking joke people !!! Keep getting raped in the ass for Canadian health care services which are a joke !!!
He wants to get into radio so he thought Hey, why not intern with stern. Whats the deal with corn nuts.. is it a corn or is it a nut.. Who arrrree these people?
There have been cases in the ER that people have died because of no money later on because the doctor refused to aid without money.
There was also a case in Brooklyn, New York were a woman named Esmin Green was ignored after being involuntarily admitted to the psychiatric emergency department of Kings County Hospital Center on June 18 of 2008 who was ignored for 24 hours and died in the waiting room. To make matters worse, people saw here on the ground, dying, yet offered no help until she died.
i m not buying that artie has normal blood pressure. hospital er's are quite the nightmare. my broken thumb was nearly protruding thru me skin and the effing doctor is yanking and tugging at it like its a damn xbox joystick. he's all "does that hurt?" I walked out and went to the doctor the next day. And I had insurance, so i can t imagine the agony that would have resulted without insurance.
Baby Gorilla, we salute you.
richie8811 3 months ago
@GayMetsFanBlowingMe thanks, fruity!
ArtieLangeXM 1 day ago
Artie is hilarious!!! and its funny becuz St. Vincent's Hospital actually closed down a couple yrs ago!
trinidad718 4 months ago
Has Artie ever admitted to this story being a lie?
sxer99 5 months ago
I hate how Howard always has to interrupt Artie with some stupid comment about him. He is such a dickhead.
OzzyFan87 8 months ago 2
@OzzyFan87 Howard has to run a show and doesnt know how every story is gonna unfold. This one turned out to be a good one.
johnstonmatthew2767 7 months ago
hes a liar. he got punched out by a drug dealer.
fosponomot 8 months ago
@fosponomot and Jackie steals lame ass jokes from shitty low level stand up comics.
ImTheDude909 5 months ago
Another elaborate lie. Obviously Artie was punched in the face by someone he owed money to.
faffaflunkie 9 months ago
"does that hurt?"
"no I have an orgasim in my foot!"
tjmick1992 11 months ago
i miss artie
cameraperson 1 year ago
Drug addicts lie. It's part and parcel of the addiction.
apprider 1 year ago
"how do you know the Indian doctor is gay?" LOL!
birdo5050 1 year ago
wow artie got fucked up. haha
xn117 1 year ago
like usual robin and howard dont shut the fuck up and let artie tell the fuckin story
RES1ST0R 1 year ago
"Shes just a woman who lives across the street" LOL!
FireAlarm 1 year ago
for all the people who are saying his explanation can't be true... I, as much as I hate to admit it, I've wound up with the same injury in almost the same way...except I was dancing around listening mp3s and I tripped over the cat and fell into the nightstand corner.
AngelusSpkGrrl 1 year ago
@AngelusSpkGrrl ur so fulll of shit, stoop tryin to be funny u lame
chessinfantry 5 months ago
@chessinfantry If you don't find other people's comments funny perhaps you should simply ignore them instead of being rude.
AngelusSpkGrrl 4 months ago
Love this story lol
youtubblows 1 year ago
his blood pressure was only normal cuz he was on opiates lol.
PanayotiProductions 1 year ago
Blood doesn't gush out or coagulate from a punch in the eye, he's not bullshitting..
Rahab111222 1 year ago
im telling you he got beat up for not paying his debts or getting loud on one his dealers. This sounds hardcore like an excuse to hide something
thefriendsociety 1 year ago
wait what, i don't get it. Hes so fat he fell over? I need to rewind. Drugs are like magic.
DavidWicked 1 year ago
Hernje is not allowed to comment on any more howards vids.
ULTRADREW1 1 year ago
@ULTRADREW1 If only that were true...
DeepSouthWrestling1 1 year ago
lol "im fat shes fat..."
itstherevolution 1 year ago
Heard all these ethnicity slurs aimed at the medical personnel providing care, for the dumb, drunkin', drug addled Dago that fell on his face.
hernje 1 year ago
@hernje It's "ethnic slurs" not "ethnicity slurs". Who's dumb, again?
wesjoe311 1 year ago
@wesjoe311 -Thanks for pointing that out. It's good to know grammar nerds, such as yourself, are vigilantly patrolling the web. Don't get caught eating your bugars.
hernje 1 year ago 2
@hernje your a dope.your on every howard video and yet you talk shit about him.....your a loser.go suck on your fathers dick
CQ1981331 1 year ago 2
i remember hearing this story live, laughing hysterically, despite knowing that he is lying through his teeth...it's so sad how convincing he is..
spbroy 1 year ago
he later admitted that he fell because he was fucked up on heroin.
nogoodbastid 2 years ago
That hospital sounds gross. I hope I never get injured in Hoboken.
Macroptiliummosaic 2 years ago
Hey Faggo...below me...pay attention...he said he was "across the Hudson, fucking River" how about HOBOKEN. Von DOUCHE...F-Jackie
LimeyCunts 2 years ago
Come on, Artie. You're in New York City...you actually expect people to care that you are gushing blood out of your face?
Terrorfromtheyear5K 2 years ago
as som1 who has used just about every opiate aside from heroin himself i can tell when artie is bullshitting about being sober which is about 65% of the time or better. All the recent on air fights have been a result of an angry junky coming down/ in need of a fix
MediaGnome 2 years ago 20
hahah loser
Alfrunk 2 years ago
@MediaGnome heroin is different then any other opiate. dont talk about shit you dont know
cheebatripn 1 year ago
@cheebatripn these people dont know that heroin has a different half life and mean half life as opposed to prescription med's like vicodin codeine and so on all kind's of Ingredients heroin is like the world's oldest profession
GhalebKobaissi 1 year ago
@MediaGnome
if you have smoked OC or done some other opiates which it sounds like you have, you have done synthetic heroin.
The composition is no different on a molecular level
Assaultpredator 1 year ago
@Assaultpredator i gotta feelin theres a big difference, i had alot of morphine when i was in the hospital and if thats like the heroin people shoot in their veins i wouldnt be sucking any dick for it
drewdonham 8 months ago
@drewdonham
Uhhh.... that doesn't mean you became addicted lol
just like with heroin just doing it once doesnt get someone hooked, although for some people their body makeup / chemistry really does make it affect them differently.
Your first comment sounded as though you agreed with me, I'm not really sure what you're disagreeing about.
There's tons of addicts that would NEVER suck a dick... for anything. even 30 bucks ;)
Assaultpredator 8 months ago
@MediaGnome That's the pitfall of admitting drug use. Everyone assumes you're always lying and thinks they know better than you.
ohrwurm 10 months ago 2
@MediaGnome That sounds sad but true :(
Cantalupo3471 5 months ago
@MediaGnome i hate how people who have never been through addiction are so harsh and ignorant. Arite went through fucking hell and back. I actually saw him in South Florida attending A.A. meetings. I give him props for going to rehab and doing what it takes to get clean. why hate on him? this world is full of enough hate already!
kjchillz 4 months ago 2
That sound effect at 1:14 cracks me up! LOL.
evh5150316 2 years ago
yeah artie seems like the type of dude to lie hardcore to spice up a story
euroyen420 2 years ago 4
Artie can definitely tell when someone's gay, he exposed high pitch mike
Rahab111222 2 years ago 7
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You're talking about Artie "I took a guy's load on my chest" Lange?
Dibrini 2 years ago
ya havent u heard his other stories? i doubt him hes talk about shitting himself, losing all his money and doing coke nonstop but hed lie about someone hitting him
willydeezle 2 years ago 6
nah,artie would admit that
WroughtDeathVids 2 years ago 5
Not if it was his heroin dealer ;)
RazrKlaw 2 years ago
thats true but i try my best to believe hes sober
WroughtDeathVids 2 years ago
That gay voice at 6:10 always cracks me up.
fmthebaron 2 years ago
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you don't have to pay money to go to the ER your morons in the United States !!!!! Jesus people can't be this stupid !!! LOL I owe like 45k in ER visits that will never get paid LOL !! If you go to a walk in clinic you have to have money possibly !!! People in Canada who " have government health care die all the time due to waiting list" GOVERNMENT health care is a fucking joke people !!! Keep getting raped in the ass for Canadian health care services which are a joke !!!
orlandofl2424 2 years ago
Dude as a Canadian, you're a fucking moron.
geekmontreal 2 years ago 3
why was antonio pierce interning??!
sdofik 2 years ago
He wants to get into radio so he thought Hey, why not intern with stern. Whats the deal with corn nuts.. is it a corn or is it a nut.. Who arrrree these people?
mwg911hk 2 years ago
1:35
"oooohhhh mother fucker"
lordshampoo 2 years ago 2
....(0_0) You have to pay cash for medical Care?
yakomuto 3 years ago
As a rule, you have to in the United States as they have no public health care system.
ShubYoggoth 2 years ago
Wouldent that mean that people would die....? i mean... is it possible for a doctor to refuse medical care to a person that's dieng but has no money?
yakomuto 2 years ago
There have been cases in the ER that people have died because of no money later on because the doctor refused to aid without money.
There was also a case in Brooklyn, New York were a woman named Esmin Green was ignored after being involuntarily admitted to the psychiatric emergency department of Kings County Hospital Center on June 18 of 2008 who was ignored for 24 hours and died in the waiting room. To make matters worse, people saw here on the ground, dying, yet offered no help until she died.
ShubYoggoth 2 years ago
that's disgusting.
yakomuto 2 years ago
I'm happy that i pay taxes so that everyone can get medical care, i wouldent want to live in A society that doesnt.
yakomuto 2 years ago 2
i wish more people werent as selfish!!
thefriendsociety 2 years ago
was agnus her real name????
westiz33 3 years ago
the man is a comic genius
quiksix25 3 years ago 3
Black Eye, and Full Glass of Single Malt Scotch!
bigrussthefuss 3 years ago
He got High on Heroin and his fat ass fell over lol He told the real story a few months later.
AndrewVFSstudent 3 years ago
artie is in rehab folks
wing667 3 years ago
I love that fat fuck. I want fuck him.
lnb611 3 years ago 4
artie is such a fat fuck. I love him
albing 3 years ago 31
i luv him too
aipyor 3 years ago 2
i remember watchin this on ondemand and his eye really was f'ed up
619wrestling 3 years ago
He didn't fall into a dresser. He got KTFO by Beetlejuice.
billiardjay 3 years ago 3
TRUTH!
Diadematov 3 years ago
bet he just got punched and hes too proud.
SleepyMoney 3 years ago
i agree ..he is going to die soon and it will be so sad
aipyor 3 years ago
everyone says that, lol, its kinda funny now
bigrussthefuss 3 years ago
He was almost Artie Davis Jr!
Dibrini 3 years ago 2
love my fat artie
BOOMEROU4 3 years ago
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Robbyjean 3 years ago
i m not buying that artie has normal blood pressure. hospital er's are quite the nightmare. my broken thumb was nearly protruding thru me skin and the effing doctor is yanking and tugging at it like its a damn xbox joystick. he's all "does that hurt?" I walked out and went to the doctor the next day. And I had insurance, so i can t imagine the agony that would have resulted without insurance.
jeremyshambles 3 years ago
is it wrong that i burst out laughing when he said, "so now the blood is just gushing"?
heatherleaves 3 years ago
If he was seriously hurt, then yeah.
Dibrini 3 years ago
haha great moment...i was laughing so hard
tuffman84 3 years ago
great f ing post......thanx
justinbushaw 3 years ago