The Apprentice UK S03E04 P1

[Sweetlittlemystery]

to be fair, I'd be easily distracted too lol

[ryanlam16]

no "cut the crap" button? ill do it then 3:08

[Papelmusic]

where does ghazal got that accent from?

[supahdupahguy81]

ghazal's strong glasweigan accent sometimes throws me off...

[tgkessler]

@supahdupahguy81 I dunno, I kinda find it attractive.

[13LoopyEmma27]

Love Simon. Giraffes giraffes can we look at the giraffes. Lol

[hummussexual]

I HOPE ghazal goes she does f all

[peprilen]

Paul speaks exactly the way one of the history teachers at my school

[159yy]

Tre is an ugly prick!!!! 

[159yy]

Tre is a fricken prick!!!!

[blakdust3]

3:12 SKIPPITY the intro

[temokam]

7:44 YOU HAVE GOT TO LOVE NICK , THE WAY HE IS LOOKING AT THEM , "WHAT A BUNCH OF MUGS" LOOOL

[ricealpha]

jazel is fit

[jackofjapan]

Gisele: "Nothing in the world intimidates me."

Yeah, except potential clients in a sales presentation where you totally choked. FAIL.

[athull08]

lol, I do sometimes struggle not to laugh when I hear the Southern pronunciation of 'Giraffe'.

no offense, its usually the other way round

[Invisible162]

@athull08 To be fair we laugh at the Northern pronounciation of most things

[athull08]

@Invisible162 That's why I said it's usually the other way round D

[Invisible162]

@athull08 My bad, I didn't notice that bit :P

And we don't mean any harm by it, I sometimes call a sandwich a butty, because why the fuck not :D

[athull08]

@Invisible162 I don't think butty is region-specific, I think people everywhere in the country say that.

[Invisible162]

@athull08 Really not sure that they do old bean, traditionally the working class down here would refer to it as a 'sarny' whereas members of the establishment stick to the 'sandwich'

In all my years in the SouthEast I've never heard anyone (save for the occasional visiting Northerner) use the word butty in that context :P

[hummussexual]

@athull08 actually butty is northern

[TalesMzansi]

lol simon justs wants to look at the animals

[AnuRULEZ]

paw prints.... thats nice!

[luna1463]

Ghazals accent is revolting, and no luv you're not intimmidating lol!!

[cxjcjj1986824]

no doubt ,in every series the cutest guy won the show,see simon in 09:50! adorable!

[yana1239]

@cxjcjj1986824 I really wish people wouldn't give that stuff away. I already new who the winner of this series was, so I actually bothered to read the comments, but now I've had other series (which I haven't watched) ruined....Please think before you post spoilers.

[pyro24]

6:33 that llama has the same teeth as Andy

[myoon87]

Nick Hewer always looks at the contestants as if they're criminals. At first he looked intelligent and respectful but seriously...... this holier than thou attitude is getting annoying.

[alexrockclimber]

wheres ghazal from

[GlennYule]

ghazal is a sexy bitch

[laur100]

I think the music that starts at 3:40 is from the beginning of the film 'The thing.'

[IamYourGodWorshipMe]

Im in love with ghazal...or naomi, im not fussed which.

[quaqmireful]

@IamYourGodWorshipMe Ghazal is a type of musical arrangement in Malaysia. It is played by ethnic Malay. I guess the beauty of the music, and Ghazal in the apprentice is more than just coincidence :D

[njjroberts]

chocolate monkey on a stick. simples

[opinionanonymous]

i wanna put my willy in naomis tit crease

[HopeforTomrrow09]

I WANT NAMOI FIRED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ginna8]

nooo shes hot

[rachel7000rf]

how long is the doctors earings

[thbolt2]

they talk about being assertive as a positive attribute...

[MoliBaker]

being assertive is a positive attribute, its when people are agressive when it's the problem.

[ColtonMP]

Is there anybody in the world with a wit as dry as Nick Hewer's?

I think not!

[farerse]

@ColtonMP hes an adviser. not entertainer

[EllieC120]

they shood get like market research and ask the kids in zoo what there fav animals are.

[srmalik]

TRE = Legend

[catseatkippers]

3:10 skip

[samnangpoe]

very valid points UnderDog. Ultimately, you have to do what you have to do to win, but winning for the moment is just one aspect of it. In the long run, like UnderDog say it's about being social and smart. I've seen on a lot of occassion in my profession where people try to do underhanded tactics to get ahead only to shoot themselves in the foot. Being a dick will get u a battle to two, but the War belong to those with integrity, i believe.

[3rdcrosslane]

9:20 lollll funny

[perplexedone]

can someone tell me why people thought Adam's idea of animal choco at a zoo was a bad idea? It wouldnt make sense to have choco in the shape of comic heroes at a zoo, would it?

[MaximoBean]

Am I the only person who thinks that Adam is hot ?

[ankur29]

i dont mean to be rude but what is Ghazal saying :S

[AjRhCp]

Was Kate serious when she said she's 'suspicious of going to a zoo and having the theme of animals'?

[walrus98]

made me actually lol, dont like her ^.^

[shinynoisymilly]

Tre says 'We don't get emotional like a bunch of women'

Is he KIDDING? What does he think he's doing when he says 'fuck this, fuck that, fuck you!'

When a guy does it he's angry and dynamic, when a woman does it she's emotional and weak. Same old, same old...

[skylur44]

Tre is an angry man, period, he has a sitck up his ass he needs to remove, he is harsh, hostile and disparages everyone else. Huge ego for no reason at all.

[woodselpen]

Very angry. Deep down, he thinks he's shit, and he measures everyone else by his own standards; and treats them all like crap..

[UnderDog988]

your fool ... tre is smart nad productive... he just rude and disrespectfull to idiot

[skylur44]

No, he is a jerk. Period. As to fools, look in the mirror, son.

[UnderDog988]

you know nothing about buiness most of the smart people are angry people because to ther standares everyone always screws up.... that just how they are ( Most not all) and am not talking about educated people am talking about people that analsy everything. But they are the ones ( if they haver a good manager) that will bring success to a company...

[UnderDog988]

And wtf are you talking about jerk... who cares this is not hello kitty island or friendship land... this is buiness this is about making money... anyone who want be succesful has to take ther place and crush the competition.

[skylur44]

People do not have to be assholes in order to be successful you have a lot of growing up to do if you think otherwise. Now run along and annoy someone else. You bore me.

[UnderDog988]

You are ignorent and you cannot read... i never sayed they need to be ass hole... actuly an ass hole does not get anywere in buiness... Why would you just be insulting random people or being dick...

That make no sense. Wat i sayed was that in buiness and you need to do anything to succed... you realy think your gona succed if your a dick? no... you need to be social... you need to be smart. Ther are moment to crush people but you cannot do that form the very beginning...

[skylur44]

You do NOT need to do ANYTHING to succeed, that is bullshit and only done by people who are nasty jerks to begin with and resort to underhanded tactics to attain success that can be achieved through honorable means. Also, "crushing people" is unnecessary, in order to succeed in business you have to have business acumen, both learned and innate.

[UnderDog988]

Your an idiot... you belive in stupid steorytype of the greed corporations... crush your oppenent mean beating him on the buiness field... if you succed and become the biggest seller all your competition will lose money and may even go bankrupt...in that case they are crush... they are defeated... it doesnt mean you steal lie or cheat it mean you act rationnal put out the right product target the right market.

[UnderDog988]

Ther are moment were lieing and cheating or steal can make u win but if you do it all the time people wont want to do buiness whit you. It about timing dude... Doing anything you need to do doesnt mean it bad most of the time it actuly good get people to trust you and make friend it just that sometime you boss screws up and you can use that to shine or you can do thing like target children. It not about being just rude and stupid...

[luna1463]

skylur - your comments make a lot of sense - keep it up!

[skylur44]

Thank you Luna, appreciate that! (0:

[thefairlysimple1]

skylur, yes , you are most articulate, i like eading your comments,i concur with luna,you make sense

[woodselpen]

Spot on.

[Nautilus987]

@shinynoisymilly But men use emotions to achieve tasks, woman don't which gives us the advantage!

[luna1463]

@Nautilus987 Oh I think you'll find we do...

[nevfx]

@Nautilus987 I'm a guy, but I have to say... bulllshit. We are just as bad as each other.

[yana1239]

@Nautilus987 Egos are just as counterproductive as emotions as they stop the idea flow i.e. Rory's task of pushing his idiotic idea through...Bottom line is be self aware, but also be aware of others. People are unique and complex. Any truly intelligent person knows one demographic does not make a whole person.

[skylur44]

@shinynoisymilly LOL; true, and Tre has been the most over emotional cadidate from the beginning. Amazing.

[TalesMzansi]

@shinynoisymilly calm down love

[topbluffa1]

ha......... more like when a women crys everyone is like "there there".

if a guy cried they would call him pathetic.



[markpowell999]

@shinynoisymilly I'd like to stress not all guys are jerks like this lol

[hummussexual]

@shinynoisymilly well said!

[jakerockznoodles]

I HATE Katie and Paul, they are such snobs!

[rockass2006]

lol Simon is easily distracted..by the cute animals! Hes cute though

[twilightvampgirl]

omg adam is so boring i hate that word but really is there any other word to describe him

[StraightUpBitch]

Gazelle? ... get rid of her, she does nothing. She should stick to prostitution, since that is what she wanted to do the last task.

But damn, I doubt if she could make a living on 5 quid a day.

[thefairlysimple1]

ha ha ha good one  i like it

[raphaella21]

Oooooooo Gr8 Task

They Looked Yummy

[OliviaLaw94]

Katie bugs the hell out of me!! And what's with her and that guy??

x

[Puppykins88]

sex

[LittleimaginatioN]

Bloody hell, look at the size of Sophie's earrings!!

[OliviaLaw94]

Haha I know!!

[ceecee1984]

Glad to see Ghazal holding her own at the meeting... she's got a spine!

[rouletterebel1]

"They need a short sharp shock"... Dont women talk a load of shit!

[awilsonator]

I saw a video hash someone had done stitching together all the video clips they could find of contestants from the Apprentice/Big Brother/etc saying "I'm not here to make friends" - didn't make it through all 8 minutes of it of course, but the point was made.

[bobbyjoey131]

thanks for the upload :)

[1970mango]

Giraffes Giraffes Giraffes

[trublueone]

Go Ghazal!!

[tufty1990]

Adam got a kind of raw deal he lost Tre and Paul the two most impressive candidates up til that point and he got Sophie who couldnt sell and Natalie who cost him the task bit of a unfair trade really

[thecrayonkeepers]

i agree with you but then again you are here for an amazing job opportunity and being a project manager tests your leadership and motivational skills and if Adam believes he can win he should able to motivate a weak team member and let them believe in themselves and that can be an advantage for you to be a winner in many ways.

[djdogjuam]

raw deal? are you serious? he got a shit deal! to lose Tre is certain doom.

[XxX14kXxX]

That Tre bloke is such a prat. He can't cope with women, especially when they are his Team Leader.

[jeffrags2]

4:27 - hahaha

5:10 - Glad to see Sir Allan mixing things up.

5:40 - Keep it simple. Chocolate always works.

8:28 - Be cool, Tre.  Giselle has her hands full.

9:31 - Put chocolate in there, kids.

[XxX14kXxX]

I love reading your comments on the vids- keep 'em coming mate!!!

[Camelsarse]

The music when they are going to the briefing is from The Thing!

Wonder if they mean Katie is "The Thing"!

[jassimalaskary]

thx for this i missed series 3

[dubzy81]

haha I love Nick Hewer's lemon sucking expressions!

[ba1ley2]

This is awesome as usua, cheers

[sadoldfucker]

Fucking buffering..

[gluey123456789]

why wont it work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(:-()

[catholycraplions]

It didn't work for me at first but I refreshed the page and it was fine :) try it!

[thefairlysimple1]

thanks for that piece of advice

[sceelz]

thaaannkk uuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[squashedbananna]

thanks! ebleyes i love u!

[JamesAOK]

Thankyou very very much. Can't access iPlayer so this is awesome.

[bellatrix101]

Thanks soooooooooooooooooooooo much for uploading this!!

[polleynz]

hey thks ebleyes keep them coming ...

[jamesbroughton]

First view, first comment. Woohoo. Thank you very much ebleyes from an Apprentice fan exiled in Korea.