BRASS EYE - DECLINE 3/3

[Nitro378]

His tone as he says 'Thanks, for those' is priceless.

[NativeAlternative]

I can't think of any show where the thing that makes me laugh the most is the OTT title sequences.

[TheWortytoad]

catholics are daft

[ClearlyBlazed]

at 2:43 - FR. Jools Doolan, wasnt that the same guy who was in Father Ted? Forgot the characters name but I think he was the one who played the ridiculously boring priest who was struck by lightning while playing golf lol. "He looks like a trophy ted"

[SourProductions0]

@ClearlyBlazed FATHER STONE! =D

[BRussellspouts]

"Try telling that to these bog-brained murphys - you'd have more chance of getting a blowjob from the pope!" Which, if you're a young boy, is actually quite good odds.

[Al4338]

The Irish sketch was actually written by Linehan and Mathews

[ShutUpYouMong]

Hurrah for the Boring Priest!

[sausagedogmcgee]

The Priest is Father Stone!

[BloodW0rx2]

omg it is! lmao

[esully666]

Bog brained murphy's. class.

[p1nkAcid]

the end theme is fucked

Father Stone

[FFSINEEDANAME]

pointless walking ftw

[normalAlyankovich]

one of the best things about brass eye is how nobody escapes its wrath.....so dont take it personally

[Zarathustra06]

I love how Morris runs everywhere!

[seanrockaway]

Liam Griffin got a mention in the "Cork Sword" newspaper, celebrating Wexford's win. Someone in Brasseye is getting revenge on the old sod

[Clairewarren]

Ho snap! That was Father Stone right there.

naw, I'm fine thanks...

[eireboy17]

holy fuck lol. ashamed to be irish.

[Triplesod]

Eh? Are you mad?

You do know this is satire, don't you? It isn't factual.

Anyway, it isn't making fun of the Irish but of the ultra-Catholics.

The whole series makes fun of Britain anyway.

[eireboy17]

ireland isn't britain ;)

[Triplesod]

Hmmm.

Thanks for that but maybe surprisingly, I've known that for many, many years.

My point is that the whole series is taking the piss out of Britain/British, so there is no reason at all for you to feel "ashamed" to be from Eire, due only to one piece, especially when it was more about religion than nation. As I will not feel ashamed to be British because of the rest of the show (you Irish do a good enough job making me feel ashamed to be a Brit anyway!;-)

[Matt90Kelly]

First of all, NONE of Ireland is in britian.

Second of all, "British" perople are the worst in europe according to hotel owners in mainland europe and even in England. England was also names the most lawless country in europe.

Makes me ashamed that Britain is so close to Ireland. Idiot

[Triplesod]

Are you completely off your head

Where have I said Ireland is in Britain?? Show me! You simply won't find it because I know Ireland isn't in Britain, you obnoxious prick!

Secondly, why the fuck are you telling me what hotel owners think of Brits and the state of crime in the UK? I also know about that (it's my job to) and I have no interest talking about it here.

Feel free to feel ashamed, I'm not at all interested.

Finally. What have I said that makes me an idiot?

[creds123]

Well Ireland is in the British Isles.

[Triplesod]

That's right but that's strictly geographically speaking, not politically.

Just out of interest, Creds, may I ask where you're from? I see you have Afghanistan as your location.

Are you stationed there with the UK or Irish army, mate?

All the best anyway.

[clawlesslawless]

i prefer the west euopean archipelago,sounds better,archipelago..great word too

[toonyhus]

Ignore him Triplesod, the guy's obviously thick as pig shit!

It is very obvious to anyone with a brain that you aren't saying Ireland is in Britain and god knows why he is spouting his p[rejudice anti Brit bollocks at you!

I cannot help but feel completely embarrassed by my fellow Irish who talk such shit about Britain, like "ashamed to be close to UK". I wish they would fucking grow up and actually think about it, instead of repeating this boring propaganda!

[Triplesod]

Cheers mate. Shame we get so much shit from the Irish on here as I've always really liked them and Eire and being from the north west of England, like everyone else have always been pro-Eire and for a united Ireland but, well, like you said, propaganda and a lack of thinking skills sets some up to hate me for life for something the aristocratic scum and shit government did before I were born.

So be it.

Do they know Cromwell killed more English in Ireland who fought with the Irish than Irish?

[LilacKitty]

actually there is a part of Ireland that's apart of Britain.

[Triplesod]

I don't think that was the point he was making though, Kitty. I suppose he could have been making a united Ireland point but I got the impression he was speaking specifically about Eire/The Republic and not Ulster/Northern Ireland.

Cheers.

[fruitcake4t]

the bog brained irish are now seeing the virgin mary in a tree stump.....FACT

[deicida6]

No, the retarded catholics see the vigin mary, the rest of us are laughing too.

[johnnycon]

Unbelievable how ahead of its time this was.

[Ewzicyn]

whahahah christfags

[LUCIDity2009]

'There's Virgin DNA in the plaster' LOL ;o)

[moles9999]

Michael Redmond! =D

[n00bkilla66]

0:15 you can see Chris start to smile to the camera crew as the scene changes.

[Chumpsky]

He wasn't smiling, he was frowning. The entire scene was filmed upside down.

[n00bkilla66]

Makes sense.

[Triplesod]

Nah, you're right, mate. He was corpsing. He mentioned it somewhere once.

I remember a discussion about it on Cookd and Bombd.

[Arsebiscute65]

lol it's father stone at 2 41

[thelexus]

gotta love brasseye

[stevethemoose]

youd have more chance getting a blowjob off the pope!!

[diefortacos]

well, catholic priests do occasionally enjoy their little boys!

[petergibbonsTPP]

where he done this

[BlackpeopleLOL]

haha priceless. the end credit music is hilarious.

[SaitanMar]

Wasn't FR. JOOLS DOOLAN!

in FATHER TED!

[MarmiteGivesLife]

yes!! he was the boreing preist!

[CloudStrifeOfficial]

Shit, it says sadowitz. u think its the same one? i hope so. i love his GG routine, fucking cracks me up, someone should put some JS up on youtube.

[CloudStrifeOfficial]

And how sexy is Martha the Irish MIRRRLF???

[centurystone]

"Your phone calls tonight have been described variously as; Rabid, Pig-ignorant and stulterfyingly ill-informed...."

Just about sums up most of any "have your say" section of most news

Brass Eye is still, after all these years, spot on. :D

[CloudStrifeOfficial]

Haa, thats my fave comedy line ever. How about "I was gonna read out some of this...drivell you've been PHONing in all night"

[JJ62]

'Location Camera - Jerry Sadowitz' :o)

[biffington]

i love how he shows austin such contempt hahaah.

'thankyou!'

[VUandChips]

HAHAHAHA, the guy who played the priest was in Father Ted!

[tpjpower]

Father Stone

[VUandChips]

I'm fine.

[tpjpower]

hahahaa

[YourTubeSpellChecker]

You'd more of a chance getting a blow job of the pope.

[raphaelfaunus]

A blowjob from the pope.

[lulzmaster]

: o

Fill 'er up!

[morgajl]

bog brained murphys!!!!!!!!