There was a kid in Alabama(my home state) about a decade back that didn't get to graduate bc the school brought in a drug dog,and they scanned the parking lot..finding a few scattered hemp seeds in his car..turned out he didn't get to walk w/his friends bc the chicken feed bag he bought to feed his grandma's chickens busted,and some hemp was in the feed.
@miklrod Hemp is an entirely different strain of plant. Hemp is Cannabis sativa, while "weed" is Cannabis indica. The primary difference is hemp grows super tall, has so little THC you'd need to smoke a few entire fucking plants just to get buzzed and actually has legitimate uses.
This was especially true back in the early days of this country. You know, when we were doing things like setting up the US Navy, which needed a metric fuckton of rope. The more you know!
@miklrod Not only that, but if you manage to survive the shit taste of hemp I think you deserve that little morsel of buzz. It's 99% horse, 1% high and nobody likes that.
i would also accept "unf" or "hnng"
spikeschilde621 1 week ago
the long one on the right would be the gas pedal........ 0.o
MOTOFREAKXXX 3 weeks ago
PUPPYFUCKER oh my favorite part. Mmmm...
MilleniumHigh 3 weeks ago
i dont get the phish reference, will some one explain it to me
torchofice16 1 month ago
@torchofice16 Phish is jam band like the Grateful Dead. Does that explain it enough?
GaToRxxx420 17 hours ago
The audience didn't get the Phish reference!!
JimsBarn 2 months ago
There was a kid in Alabama(my home state) about a decade back that didn't get to graduate bc the school brought in a drug dog,and they scanned the parking lot..finding a few scattered hemp seeds in his car..turned out he didn't get to walk w/his friends bc the chicken feed bag he bought to feed his grandma's chickens busted,and some hemp was in the feed.
proud2bpagan 4 months ago
"M’lady, I doth want to bang thee like a kettle drum." LOL.
googlinggooglization 4 months ago 6
So what's better?
"mmmm..." or "nnnff..."
VirtualBoy500 4 months ago in playlist Hal Sparks: Charmageddon
male plants (hemp) + female plants (weed) = BAD IDEA!!!!!
miklrod 5 months ago
@miklrod Hemp is an entirely different strain of plant. Hemp is Cannabis sativa, while "weed" is Cannabis indica. The primary difference is hemp grows super tall, has so little THC you'd need to smoke a few entire fucking plants just to get buzzed and actually has legitimate uses.
This was especially true back in the early days of this country. You know, when we were doing things like setting up the US Navy, which needed a metric fuckton of rope. The more you know!
Kriegsarschmann 2 months ago
@Kriegsarschmann Yes I know about the hemp plant haha. You'd need to smoke a joint the size of a telephone pole in some good time to get a buzz. xP
miklrod 2 months ago
@miklrod Not only that, but if you manage to survive the shit taste of hemp I think you deserve that little morsel of buzz. It's 99% horse, 1% high and nobody likes that.
Kriegsarschmann 2 months ago
@ 1:35 FUCKIN CLEAR IT!!!!!
wertzx 6 months ago
"JUST SO YOU CAN WRITE My lady, i doth want to bang thee like a kettle drum" XD
Magneasy93 6 months ago 4
dont have phone sex. you'll get hearing aids
froggermea96 6 months ago 30
@froggermea96 LOL. good one.
thejillster86 6 months ago 5
@thejillster86 :P
lol thanks
froggermea96 6 months ago
@froggermea96 lmao! and don't drink water..fish have sex in there!
proud2bpagan 4 months ago
He's freakin' hot. Nothing I love more than a man who can make me laugh :)
mistresswicked69 7 months ago 4
"AH PUPPY FUCKER"
I died at that part... just cause of how he said it ><
xVanillaSunset 9 months ago 34
"em my lady i wanna bang thea like a kettle drum"
checkeredflag90210 9 months ago 37
"we're gonna be late for burning man this is bullshit!" XD that line always makes me laugh XD
lost2darkness 10 months ago 4
LMAO Sweaty pits at 2:25
OphexDanteas 10 months ago
Bury him where he lays! And get his girlfriend too. LOL
spacewolfcub 10 months ago 2
One of my favorite stand up comedians. Love this!
breezybeestudios 10 months ago 2
First!
PunkApostle 11 months ago