5. I couldn't have dreams....cause I was raised by the DreamStomper!
Daddy, teacher said we could be anything we wanted to be...She Wasn't talking to you son! Lol
4. Accessory my ass you evil son of a (switch) all I'm trying to do is help my (switch) brother, cause you can't help being a mother (switch) vampire sucking the life out of my soul you (switch) sucking Jerk (Dave Nods lol)
3. Just one last bag and I'll never do pot again (Ken stares) but there gonna giv
we want Titus back
God3688 4 months ago 9
this fcking cracks me up xDDD
GraueBlume 5 months ago
Top 5 favourite Titus Lines!!
5. I couldn't have dreams....cause I was raised by the DreamStomper!
Daddy, teacher said we could be anything we wanted to be...She Wasn't talking to you son! Lol
4. Accessory my ass you evil son of a (switch) all I'm trying to do is help my (switch) brother, cause you can't help being a mother (switch) vampire sucking the life out of my soul you (switch) sucking Jerk (Dave Nods lol)
3. Just one last bag and I'll never do pot again (Ken stares) but there gonna giv
petershieldsspeaks 8 months ago
This sitcom is my all time favorite. And there are quite a lot of good sitcoms!
Pj0tter 11 months ago
duuurr lol
I loved that show gots the dvds of the whole thing
KanedaJones 1 year ago
@KanedaJones I got the whole series too. Love this show.
Bystandah 7 months ago
actually i believe the best titus joke was in hte gun store
titus: daddy i want a gun
dad: you dont need a gun men in our family have penises
XD
shurdi3 1 year ago
hilarious :)
desertrose1972 1 year ago
TITUS RULES!!!!!
chadwicks733 2 years ago
He dresses like charlie sheen!
hekticshufflers 2 years ago 13
@hekticshufflers Charlie Sheen dresses like Titus!
athox 1 year ago 63
@athox true!
writertrump 1 month ago