NMA 2010.01.19 動新聞 美國深夜脫口秀大風吹

[rossjames120]

so sexy

[petrovsang]

大家相信上帝吧

[riffraff117]

idk why but the animation and words I don't understand reminds me of The Sims



[freznedz2]

@riffraff117 Maybe it's because The Sims involves animation and words you don't understand.

[comeout1231]

動畫也太搞笑了吧 哈哈

[siayu1994]

帥氣

[Mcheetah]

I saw this on Funny or Die and one of the last episodes of Conan's Tonight Show. This shit is so fucking hilarious, and I can't tell you why! Maybe it's cause this is actually the evening news we're watching and it's a serious news story!

[thefivegood]

這是科幻片麻= =

[TheViolenceMan]

WAT THE FUCK IM WATCHING

[ElCidLee]

美國隊長、超人跟浩克XD

[sunnymama626]

interesting!

上個月減左10磅, 今個禮拜同全家去泰國, 終於可以著三點式啦!

msn/fb交流下呀! sunnymama626@yahoo.com.hk



[KaiserJames]

I thought Conan was doing great with his Tonight Show.

[greengale2]

I thought this was a joke~ that scene really did came from another country... XD

[whitefangv]

Eat it Pixar.

[esabear]

這年頭 就是要講創意

[politikaldino0319]

語言是溝通的工具 執著腔調的意義何在

難道英文就只有正統英國腔

即使在英國也有各種不同的腔調

舌頭很會捲 說話卻如此莽撞無禮

台灣是不是中國的一部分不是你說了算

[chiliperfume]

如果在香港喔

動新聞應該沒幾集就被抄了

俎國的鱔液嘛，你們自己應該很明白

[F12950]

the introducing sound is wierd!!

[EnigmaDrath]

... I do hope they don't cover wars or natural disasters this way XD

[james1200]

Why can't our media be this succinct.

[chan733033]

鼻音好濃

錄聲音的姐姐

要多照顧身體

[pickersgill113679]

i understand it completely now



[mclockwork777]

The Chinese have a way of explaining things so that even I can understand.

[vanillaskynet]

thats more epic than i remember 

[manga4774]

lol

[kaploy9]

Whoa..

Focusing on the video's "foreign mannerisms" and their "not taking themselves really seriously", I would have otherwise thought that this event never happened. But, combined with the fact that I DO know that this actually happened(except almost-all of them hilariously infringing on copyrights), it makes it both somewhat confusing yet all-the-more enjoyable.

Anyways, sum 'Merican journalists better sneak a bag of this dope jive back to the States, y'all.

[Mugsi]

How come Leno didn't turn in to the Crimson Chin?

[husefox]

有夠白吃的影片\= =

[selinamas]

you asshole shut up

[ph43rd37h]

I find it amusing that so many people in LA apparently wear BAPE. I'd never heard of it until I looked it up a minute ago.

[dongzide]

@dongzide 是大姐不是大家，打错了

[sieyp]

@dongzide 連字都會打錯還批評別人的國語閃舌頭？好笑。

[JamDeity]

Ooooooohhh.

[NeverKnowsBests]

-_-

[66ranchero]

Amazing. Now I get it

[comicguy12]

was that suppose to be jimmy fallon

[TheRetroZombie]

Would anybody please explain what this is? They would show this in Adult Swim all the time and wouldn't explain what it is.

[reed218]

This is how all the news should be.

[bigwing1210]

@1:39 wrong info,my friend

it's not 300 thousands dollar

it's actually 30 millions !

you need to get your information straight

[gokinsmen]

For Halloween, I'm going to be a "BAPE" wearing, pro-Conan hipster protester.

[OscarLiu24]

this is Mandarin with a slight Taiwanese accent.

[leekenobi21]

Not sure what dialect this is.....but there's one part that sounds like the narrator says "NBC eat shit"

[Japanzor]

I was so confused when I heard chinese on adult swim. I understood what it said and was like what? Why does it make sense? What is the point of this?

[yizn74]

Is this Taiwanese....?

[uni6432]

yeah

[a930601ndy]

@yizn74 Taiwanese broadcast, Mandarine language.

[NoPRoDiGi]

Haha BAPE.

[yamahaR14life]

lol..

[ThePenguinWizard]

lol smackdown vs raw!!

[MichaelXboxEvolved]

Ahhhh I see. Yeah I was having trouble understanding this whole debacle but it makes PERFECT sense now. All news needs to be like this.

Booo Big Jaw Leno!!!!

[cmann07948]

conan was a lot better than leno

[marshmellow1985]

check out the popcorn guys shirt at 1:29 its just a bunch of random letters, hrfrh efge krwerla.... you can tell the cgi guy speaks no english

[jonasloverily]

this is so funny

[seriousbaditude]

BAPE

[diamonddragoniori]

now this makes news entertaining.....XD

wish it was in English......thanx for the translation cxelaine

[randybob275]

So that's how it happened. I knew there had to be the Hulk and Captain America involved.

[mrdude1228]

Oooooh

[makingsenseofth1ngs]

for some reason this makes more sense to me then american news!

[cxelaine]

Audiences were attracted by the arguments, and the audience rating was increasing rapidly. Talk show is more attractive than TV show. Now, NBC and Conan are negotiating, Conan O'Brien may collect as much as $30 million from NBC for NOT doing The Tonight Show. This argument of all anchors, letterman and Jimmy want to support Conan. It looks like that no one stands by the Leno side.

(The end)

[Billbauer222]

Thanks!

[cxelaine]

Conan was not satisfied about this arrangement, and wrote a public letter to against NBC, and said that the time period of the tonight show cannot be moved. Because making fun is their expert, two anchors were used this argument to make fun of each other. Not only the manager of NBC was abused, but also these two anchors were abused by each other. The rivals Letterman and Jimmy from other channels also said some bad words about this.

[cxelaine]

Through this way, NBC would definitely win money in the future. Is it right? Why no one thinks about this great idea before? But audience didnt accept this, so the audience rating became lower and lower. Leno couldnt sustain the audience rating at 10pm, and Conan cannot hold the heart of The Tonight shows audience. The manager saw this bad situation, then moved Lenos time to the origin time (11:30pm) and Conans The tonight show to midnight immediately, in order to keep audience rating.

[cxelaine]

Translation for this video

Jay Leno anchors NBCs The Tonight Show(11:30pm) and Conan anchors late night program (12:30pm), its nothing related to each other. However, the manager of NBC wants to save the cost of all the programs. He would move Lenos show to late night. So all the night news should be forward to make room for the Jay Leno. In this way, the new program of Leno can started at 10pm and Conan anchors The Tonight show. The execution of talk show was easier than the TV shows.

[spatmilk]

everyone wears all bape only bape in the USA.

[emergencystopping]

I can't believe how incredibly accurate this is! I am not even joking!

[quaxk]

the character faces are orientalized, pathetic ethnophobia... a H.K. parent: "kids go to sleep or big eyed people are gonna eat you!"

[mrhatnclogsurahara]

Lol, I laughed so hard when Conan turned into the Hulk, if he still had a show I could have seen him showing this as a joke.

[demon515]

What is this, the NBC version of the Sims?

[ian418lover]

I need this game! and I will let coco fight with tigger woods or someone!

[doggiestyle247]

hahahha...even the asian know jay leno and nbc ceo are douchebags

[JMagliacano]

it all makes sense now

[ObakeFilter]

I wish our news were so... CGI-ish.

[Sm3gH3adx]

Conat zuh!

[Sm3gH3adx]

Conat zuh!

[kaoliu35]

旁白很雷人。。。咬到舌头了吗？

[jabb3rw0cky]

What the heck does "BAPE" mean?

Babe + Rape?

It's on the girl's sweatshirt at 1:27 in the video.

[PastaBall]

its short for "Bathing Ape"

[mokes310]

Now I get it ;)

[smellyface101]

GO hulk-cocan!

the real jolly green giant!

[jb155]

someone please put subtitles on this

[he214ab]

蘋果直情可以出卡通片

[videomagnet06]

i dont even speak chinese and this is hilarious

[a6634micy]

搞笑

[sd25486]

蘋果動畫才是台灣之光!!

[TaiGekTou]

@sd25486 拜託，蘋果是香港的，不是台灣。

[Boris945]

@TaiGekTou NMA 是台灣的

[TaiGekTou]

@Boris945 蘋果動漫是在1995年香港發起的。台灣在2003年才有此新聞­看。黎智英先生就是蘋果動漫的創立者，亦是香港之公民也。難道你­不知道嗎？

[Boris945]

@TaiGekTou 真好笑, NMA 是不是台灣的還需要討論, 誰不知道黎智英是香港人

[TaiGekTou]

@Boris945 算了，是我錯了，沒看清楚你的英文字母。

[John868]

臺灣的動畫果然還是動新聞最讚!!

[warrust]

seriously, this is one of the most annoying voice over I'd ever heard...

[vlcupper]

So Conan the Hulk, Captain Douchenob, and Loserman fought over the timeslot? These videos are awesome!

[akenqq]

照這樣看來...

收視率正再飆升的

應該會是蘋果吧 = ="

[0320jacket]

這啥小

[countersam2005]

lmfao

[emu5088]

Bape!

[lordofthescooby]

I want a Sims news channel.

[electricmaster23]

Ahhhh... It all makes sense now!

[MrEEngineer]

you my friend, are an idiot

[Cubelarooso]

So very, very wrong.

[LLORT3]

wat

[CarlosJulio20]

wat

[FIGHTFANNERD3]

loooool

[hsu912174]

我覺得碰到像天災人禍這種新聞就可以用動畫一筆帶過，省一堆記者­搶著去拍那些受害者乎天喊地的畫面。

不得不說，每次看到這種畫面我都不得不懷疑拿攝影機的人良心是不­是被狗吃了。

總之這是好事，蘋果日報終於成為有公信力的媒體跨出的第一步了。­

[gregh2k]

Bape.

[JesusWey]

LMFAO Learn to speak American? Is that the language of the red necks?

[Myrijji]

The video poster is Next Media, a Hong Kong company that produces Apple Daily and currently publishes for both Hong Kong and Taiwan.

[envivision]

Learn to speak American, MOFO.

[baharezo]

fuck them, then

[snilrach]

conan isn't tall enough in this.

[nom123]

LOL 5 star for Leno's beer belly superman

[Art7220]

Are these the same people who came out with the Tiger Woods re-enactment?

[drawnseeker]

lol!

[romanianpizza]

the irony is, that since i don't speak the language, you wouldn't think this would make any sense to me. But, this actually makes more sense then all the news i've seen in my own language.

[FormulaOneSpy]

lol

[LilSkott]

why is there cheeful music for conan leaving?

[dukieshaggz]

I don't know what she is saying but it looks like it's right on. We miss you Coco.

[ohrawm]

lol no one

[heyitscarlton]

i like that guys bape hoodie hahaha

[beachdog67]

To answer @Paradise737's question:

Unhhhh...basically nobody, pal. Now go change those sheets, mister.

[ricadelide]

i didn't understand a word they were saying but still found it hella funny!

[Freenbean]

I like the sarcastic trumpet sound when Leno transforms into SuperLeno. Puppy Power!

[araaGmaI]

@Paradise737 It's a free country. If you don't want to watch it then don't. Also, some countries gov. block certain websites, so they don't always have the privileges and rights that we have.

[sp4cepope]

@Paradise737 Obvious troll is obvious

[Jujuman2003]

@Paradise737

Oh, shut the fuck up, you dumb redneck! Go masturbate to Sarah Palin now.

[MrMegaman690]

@Jujuman2003 Sarah Palin was hot? Since when? lol

[Jujuman2003]

@MrMegaman690

I'm as liberal as they come, but I find Palin to be VERY hot. She's a 40-something woman with a tight-ass body. MMmmmmm . . . Of course, I don't want her to be president, but as masturbation material, why not?

[mrDahlface]

you are an idiot. this video makes fun of the situation by using chinese for humor. get it, smucko?

[ThePizzadawg]

the settlement wasn't USD 300000, it was 45 million! you missed a lot of zeros there...

[XvxBERSERKxvX]

BAPE! BAPE! BAPE!

....Whats bape lol

[GOFLOinc]

Bape is a Japanese clothing company. The name is short for Bathing APE.

[tinolangmanok2010]

Big fan of Conan. Will be waiting for him to come back in September.

[IFE2007]

1:15

*The chin attack*

[Anonymous5125]

there is an english version you know -_-

[Xijre]

FUCK NBC!

[MrMegaman690]

I'm  Boycotting NBC, who's with Me! :)

[LilSkott]

@MrMegaman690 I AM =)

[Xijre]

Now Boring Comedy!

[JustSomeOldGuy]

Whether in English or another language, Jeff Zucker still comes off as the jackass and Leno is still the butt kisser.

[oiioxxxoiio]

now i understand it..thanks to the chinese :D

go conan

[unclesmrgol]

I was having a bit of trouble understanding this too. The Taiwanese have distilled the issue into an insightful videogram which will still be understood hundreds of years from now.

[deadeye503]

I want a sweatshirt that says "BAPE" on it.

[cynvid49]

can someone please translate?

[2openurmind]

Why do you need a translator? You already know the story. This is great. Silly animation. But funny as he77.

[tsunkang]

Conan called this video from HK in his program. This video is actually from TAIWAN of a HK company.

[flywithvicky]

@tsunkang who the fuck cares .. Apple Daily is HK owned. Taiwanese people try so hard to get themselves recognized when confused with HK or China.

[tsunkang]

@flywithvicky

It seems like you cared a lot. You are a Chinese, aren't you?

[flywithvicky]

@tsunkang sure am. but you don't see me flaunting it.

[Cloud7337]

Wow, first time I see the Chinese having a good sense of humor. Way to go! :D

[maneesh77]

They weren't Chinese. They were Taiwanese. I don't think mainland Chinese have a sense of humor

[Cloud7337]

Well, Google's automatic translation tells me the vid's title and description is Chinese, so how do you know they're Taiwanese?

It is strange for Chinese to have this sense of humor common only Japanese. I thought their uptight regime prohibited this sort of behavior.

[Tibberia]

There isnt a language called "Taiwanese". They speak Chinese there. Idiot.

[Cloud7337]

en.wikipedia(dot)org/wiki/Taiw­anese_Hokkien

Retarded dumbass.

And even if I was wrong, no need to be douchebag. But I guess you can't help it. It's not your fault you're such a moron.

[maneesh77]

@Cloud7337 and Tibberia, IT is a Taiwanese TV station. And I said it was Taiwanese saying place not the language. Besides I thought the only one bothered by it would be the actual Chinese who get pissed everytime someone says Taiwan is separate from it.

[hsu912174]

The titles are in Mandarine Chinese, which is the official language/dialect in Taiwan. The narrator's accent is clearly that of people in Taiwan. What we refer as Taiwanese is actually a local dialect spoken in Taiwan.

[Cloud7337]

Thanks, I already found out about that thanks to someone who was looking for people to insult, trying to look superior (he motivated me to look a bit further into it), but it's always nice to have someone kindly give you more details. Thank you! :)

[mathmatucla]

@maneesh77 **** you.

a) China runs this kind of stuff you racist bigot.

b) Taiwanese? Really? It's Chinese, but you just change how you pronounce 点儿(dianr).

c) You know more than everyone else, including every news report and video description. So much that you forgot how to write in your own language.

[maneesh77]

@ladyguinguin Oh yeah I know, At our dorm there were a bunch load of Mainland Chinese and 2 Taiwanese, and I know how the Mainland isolated the two from everything they did and didn't even speak to them. Taiwan will never be part of China. Freedom Rules!!!!!!!!! (best way to annoy a Chinese aside from speaking of China and India in the same breath, about how they BOTH are rising and together)

[maneesh77]

@ladyguinguin @ladyguinguin Oh yeah I know, At our dorm there were a bunch load of Mainland Chinese and 2 Taiwanese, and I know how the Mainland isolated the two from everything they did and didn't even speak to them. Taiwan will never be part of China. Freedom Rules!!!!!!!!! (best way to annoy a Chinese aside from speaking of China and India in the same breath, about how they BOTH are rising and together

[randomname349]

That was fucking brilliant.