Cum on Eileen, Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum, Slam It Up My Too-Loose Ass, Ass Blasters
in Outer Space, Blowjobs by Betsy, Sucking Cock and Cunt, Finger My Ass, Play with my Puss, Three on a Dildo, Girls Who Crave Cock, Girls Who Crave Cunt, Men Alone Two-The K.Y. Connection, Pink Pussy Lips, and All Holes Filled with Hard Cock.
Whisper in the Wind, To Each His Own, Put it Where It Doesn'tBelong, My Pipes Need Cleaning, All Tit-Fucking, Volume Eight, I Need Your Cock, Ass-Worshipping Rim jobbers, My Cunt and Eight Shafts, Cum Clean, Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts, Cum Buns Three, Cumming in a Sock,
"All Tit Fucking Vol.8" "Cuming in Socks" LMFAO I know those are fake, But who in their right mind would watch porno like that!? That shit sounds so stupid. Randal is a funny motherfucker
Jeff Anderson read this scene in the script and told Kevin Smith, "Eventually, my mom is gonna have to see this, can we trim some of the titles?" So Smith took the script, did some marking and handed it back just as they were going to start shooting. Anderson looked at it and noticed that three titles had been added.
Fact: the little kid is not actually in the room when the list of movies is read off. They objected to reading that list off to her...I wonder why haha
@ darknight: Or as as Mr. Graves calls it, "children's programming..." lmfao
faschuck 3 months ago
LMFAO+ROFL!!! I still have fits of convulsive laughter 17 years later after first seeing this movie as an 18-year-old frosh at WVU!!! ;^D
faschuck 3 months ago
Cum on Eileen, Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum, Slam It Up My Too-Loose Ass, Ass Blasters
in Outer Space, Blowjobs by Betsy, Sucking Cock and Cunt, Finger My Ass, Play with my Puss, Three on a Dildo, Girls Who Crave Cock, Girls Who Crave Cunt, Men Alone Two-The K.Y. Connection, Pink Pussy Lips, and All Holes Filled with Hard Cock.
Oh, and...
WakeUpEveryone 7 months ago
Whisper in the Wind, To Each His Own, Put it Where It Doesn'tBelong, My Pipes Need Cleaning, All Tit-Fucking, Volume Eight, I Need Your Cock, Ass-Worshipping Rim jobbers, My Cunt and Eight Shafts, Cum Clean, Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts, Cum Buns Three, Cumming in a Sock,
WakeUpEveryone 7 months ago
"Pink Pussy Lips"
XD
ffejgib 1 year ago
Men Alone 2: The KY Connection FTW
ZogxUNB0UNDx 1 year ago
Randal is fucking funny him and Jay.
Ps3King153 2 years ago
I need your cock..Lol that one always cracks me up.
eXoChief 2 years ago 2
How much for a copy of "Girls Who Crave Cunt" on DVD?
NinjaGhostScorpion 2 years ago
Cum Buns 3! That one always kills me.
newyy1 2 years ago
Cum On Eileen
flamebait07 2 years ago 6
oh my God bum equipment i remember those clothes.
bobafettfan32 2 years ago
"All Tit Fucking Vol.8" "Cuming in Socks" LMFAO I know those are fake, But who in their right mind would watch porno like that!? That shit sounds so stupid. Randal is a funny motherfucker
juano187 2 years ago
@juano187 He also watches shemales if you remember.
darknight10000 9 months ago
When I grow up I want to be just like Randal.
assphincter 2 years ago 13
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futbolking 2 years ago
lmfao
TehMobBoss 2 years ago
assworshiping rimjobbers LAWL
meatloaf3 2 years ago
"All Holes Filled with Hard Cock. Yep. Oh, wait a minute. Uh, what was that called again?" LOL!!!!
spicyMcHAGGIS9green 3 years ago 3
"huge black cocks pearly white cum" LOL one of my favorite scenes for sure.
archurass25 3 years ago 2
Randel is the man
cllnighthalk1 3 years ago 2
..."what was that called again?" LOL!!!!!
bayley5150 3 years ago
My Pipes need Cleaning. LMFAO.
ChibiFighter 3 years ago 2
ohh gosh i love randall :D
GermanxPrincess 3 years ago
Classic!
densityman1 3 years ago
Come on Eileen.
Cocacolaguy912912 3 years ago 3
hahahaha. and the little girl was just lookin the other way!
Raichupacabra 3 years ago
Randall is cool!
KIRK976 3 years ago 2
cumming in socks-PRICELESS
kas91 3 years ago 5
'Men Alone 2: The KY connection'
hahahahahaha. So funny
tommose31 3 years ago 3
enyone know were i can get thoose vids
lookinggood8 3 years ago
Whats that one before Pink Pussy Lips?
Fredoh 3 years ago
All Tit Fucking Volume 8
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
maidenman33 3 years ago
Jeff Anderson read this scene in the script and told Kevin Smith, "Eventually, my mom is gonna have to see this, can we trim some of the titles?" So Smith took the script, did some marking and handed it back just as they were going to start shooting. Anderson looked at it and noticed that three titles had been added.
MattDeathStroke 4 years ago 12
hahahaha, thats gr8! nice fact ;)
Stuape27 3 years ago
What can I say? I'm a huge fan. Grab the Clerks 10th Anniversary Edition, it's really cool.
MattDeathStroke 3 years ago 2
I wonder if he ever got the tape she wanted...
EricV1 4 years ago
Cum on Eilene is the best.
xCountdowNx 4 years ago
The best was "all Holes filled with hard cock".
simpsonsnerd1 4 years ago
yea along with "my cunt and 8 shafts" and "cum gargling naked sluts"
blues3531 4 years ago 3
LMFAO!!!! My favourite is "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts"!!!!! LMFAO!!!!
rockysly 4 years ago
this is a funny scene... love this part
dardrex777 4 years ago
Girls who Crave Cock, Girls who Crave Cunt...
amazing. one of my favorite scenes.
asylumstudios 4 years ago
"All holes filled with hard cack!" That's my favorite title!
racl101 4 years ago
I love this part but every time I erupt with laughter my wife starts smackin' me in the arm. This movie is genius.
taa798204 4 years ago
me too
bilashkani 4 years ago
NoTiCe HoW ThE WoMaNs JaCkEt KeePs DiSSaPeAriNg...
nycprodigy7 5 years ago
i dont think she ever had a jacket on.
it looks like a baggy shirt to me.
HOCKEYMAN99wg 4 years ago
i first saw this movie when i was 8! my reaction was just like the little girl. lol. Happy Scrappy Hero Pup. lol.
ashitaro311 5 years ago
ive been trying to memorize this for a while.
phgp27 5 years ago 2
Any luck?
BsUaBkBuLrEaS 4 years ago
Have you got it down yet? I know I'm about three titles off...
YukiTsukisiro 4 years ago
lol
Evilotto12 5 years ago
lol
TwiztidTrill 5 years ago
love this movie, love this clip
QueenFreak1539 5 years ago
Fact: the little kid is not actually in the room when the list of movies is read off. They objected to reading that list off to her...I wonder why haha
homogenized 5 years ago 3
Because Jeff Anderson is a sweetheart and he didn't wanna say that shit in front of a child. =3
BsUaBkBuLrEaS 5 years ago
Happy Scrappy
Ryanasaurus 5 years ago
lol, one of the best scenes from clerks
XxAmericanHistoryxX 5 years ago
funny how come know one comment ted on this
RUSH2112YYZ 5 years ago