Promession - science of death

[TheSlipKnotJoey1]

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[thegeffc]

good work here

[willbirful]

some really good stuff here

[GregoMorgan]

I don't like heat and I'm not patient so I guess I'll go with that one.

[12342321]

thought only my wife had mad cow disease! HEHE

[12342321]

why not just a good ol fashioned meat grinder... new meat at walmart...

[cplai]

@12342321 Good try. But cannibalism is hazardous to your health. Research on Kuru (disease) and mad cow disease, both are result from cannibalism.

[PunjabiGuyLondon]

I just can't get my head around the part where you are shaken to smithereens. I mean just imagine the process. This mechanized INDUSTRIAL method of disposing of bodies is just one step too far imho

[cplai]

@PunjabiGuyLondon It is just like the movie Terminator 2. The T1000 robot was frozen by the liquid nitrogen leaked from the 18-wheeler truck. It is then shattered into pieces. The only difference is that the T1000 came back to life later. :-)

[cplai]

@PunjabiGuyLondon Actually it is not that bad compared to the traditional methods. In burial, the body is consumed by maggots, bacteria and/or fungus. In cremation, the body is burnt to ashes. Just imagine those processes too. If you believe your soul has already left the body, it really doesn't matter how it is disposed of. The breakdown returns the "material" back to nature in a short cut.

[PunjabiGuyLondon]

@cplai In burial, man is left to nature, and is dealt with, humanely - as intended by god. Creamation by fire, again, a straight forward process, properly done with a pyre, but just about acceptable through incineration. This process is too scientific and is more about treating the body as an as a waste product. What does it really achieve over cremation especially when most crematoriums are now having to be fitted with a filter for any minute amounts of mercury that might be released?

[expostfactum]

@PunjabiGuyLondon This is much better than the other choice. They boil you in a base solution untill you liquify and then pour you down the drain just like being flushed...all that is left is bones.....At least this way there is no fuel used and its very green....I like this way best of all.

[PunjabiGuyLondon]

@cplai Finally, after the human has been shaked to smithereens, the next step would be to evaporate or seperate the body fluids, letting them drain away before then taking what's leftover and boxing it. So you're separating part of the human, thus presenting only part of the human...

[expostfactum]

@PunjabiGuyLondon it doesnt take much shaking to break you up....imagine the rose you always see being put into nitrogen and then barely touched and it turns to powder.....same thing here....

[undeadpresident]

I want a weed or salvia plant growing out of my box. Then I will possess whoever smokes it.

[wyattx008]

I'd rather be shot out of a cannon.

[DanielR305]

Sorry guys a slight correction average 2 too 4 hr cremation. Lol pls go easy on me as my laptop is being fixed and Writing totally on my I phone 4 so be nice too me cheers guys Dan as it is not easy writing on a lot smaller key board than your avarage keyboard or laptop! Cheers Danxxx

[DanielR305]

How much does this cost comared too being cremated as it must cost more and the process take longer surely as the freezing process will take longer than the average 2 to 4 cremation and as a business doing it the above way cannot be financially viable as my local crematorium needs todo around 16 too 18 cremations a day too be viable this above way will surely take a lot of time up too process and cost more for the family mourners too.

[Zanthios]

thats the stupidest thing i have ever watched....

what else are they going to come up with....???

burial and thats it

[brinh123]

@Zanthios Not everyone likes the idea of being stuck in a hole in the ground. Promession, cremation and other new methods are far more environmentaly friendly.

[expostfactum]

@Zanthios that is pretty selfish of you...but hey, you will be dead and why should you care about what you leave behind...its all about you right?

[lordabomity]

I wanna come back as a cannabis plant =P

[expostfactum]

that is a good idea.....kinda stupid to put someone in a metal casket knowing they are gonna do this though......but i like this idea better than cremation since there is no fuel involved and most of us are going to burn in hell anyway!!!

[cplai]

@expostfactum LOL! I bet people who buys a metal casket expects to be buried 6 feet under. The body, if not turned into a mummy, eventually may rot or be consumed by maggots. Cremation is kinda like preheating for the eternal inferno. This freeze drying process may provide some initial resistance for the rookies in hell. But the heat eventually will prevail. :-)

[rrbond07]

@expostfactum Maybe you plan on burning in hell, but I plan on trying to keep myself out of it.

[expostfactum]

@rrbond07 .Well...good for you.

[darthwicket]

I want to come back as a Pot plant.

[vejet]

Definitely prefer this over Resomation. Freeze dried or turned into sludge? I'll take the freeze dried thank you.

[steelcrate]

Wow. Now I can become an Ent after my death !

[sorcress18]

Well Dane Cook, I guess the Atheist WAS right :P

[faeriegoth]

I wish this would become avaliable in the US. I personally cannot STAND the thought of fire touching me, cannot stand the thought of SLOWLY becoming a decomposed "thing" poluting the environment underground & this would be MUCH better. Most of the chemicals they use in traditional burial are not really needed at ALL other than to make the body presentable. If you do some homework, you'll find it's 1 of the ways the funeral industry makes money.

[rrbond07]

Sorry, but I still prefer the traditional way of burial.

[garycalgary]

i really like this idea!

[Physicspilot]

Not a bad idea!

[Porkusido]

I just interviewed the founder of Promessa and the woman who made this happen - Susanne Wrig-mäsak.

She is an extraordinary person..

I hope you people realise how huge this is and how much toxins and metals that gets released when you die.

This is also the only option for humans to become soil after death, and the only COMPLETELY environmentally friendly option for us. Bearing in mind the amount of humans living today, this deserves the Nobel prise.

And ye, it is cheaper than the alternatives

[solidhasan]

wtf.....ya ya u wanna be an apple tree or potato

[Idie2surf]

this shit is alot cheaper, all the materials are recycleable too. its not allowed in the US yet

[plumbercrack333]

basically ur getting creamated

[cimadgaline]

@plumbercrack333

yea you are but, when you are cremated, you become dead matter and not biodegradable ie. your remains are taking up space whereas a tree is at least useful....

[bopcici85]

so how much would this cost you know theres always a price even in death

[bopcici85]

yo i could back as an apple tree hmmm

[feijoadiva]

gee how much would it cost??

[Puzzoozoo]

Bugger that.  :-|

[morganika]

thats pretty cool, ok sign me up.

[cplai]

That's not only cool. It is cold. If anyone expects to go anywhere really hot in the afterlife, it would be very good prep. :-)

[k3ith26]

cremation and this are just alternatives to burial. You can still have a funeral prior

[elvy2000]

really a good science might this will be tomorow 's space prob solution

[saiberunato]

Death has gone green.