Spartans, what is your profession?

[CharlesLeSorcier]

@masrrr so your the one!

[hawkiheadshot]

Shouldnt it be 301 because he has 300 soldiers then him

[ThibautVDP]

@hawkiheadshot i never thought of it that way O_O. you sir, deserve the top comment

[OMGitsDaved]

PWNED



[Cnecboy]

Never realised how awesome this scene was until I watched it ten times in a row

[anikidwolfy]

im sure that there is 1 arcadian who is a sex slave

[rwna1996]

:yaoming:



[bmx098890]

epic

[EraserGaming]

You know, I always wanted to be a baker...

[TheDemosid]

The Yelling is like the howling of a wolf, whom the young Spartans were associated with. As outsiders, They had to fend for themselves and prove their worth before belonging to one pack, which is Sparta and the Spartan army. Hence the howling. Its a battle cry.

[oladeji123]

So what the fuck was their proffession. All i heard was "Ahhoooo, Ahhooo, Ahhoooo"

[MrMaxilinho]

@oladeji123

[ahriman46]

Persians thumbs up..

[pmvtl1]

Nice one. I'd like to know what's the salary and where can I apply to AHOO AHOO AHOO.

[xXxRedStar2255xXx]

SPARTANS WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?!!?!?!?!?

We are unemployed!!!

*trollface*

[reinsreins]

@xXxRedStar2255xXx :yaoming:

[CoconPL]

I wanna be HAU when I grow up.

[Zeekahr]

u mad? haahhahaha



[jg751998]

AHHAHAHAHHAHAHA i laughed at the annotation at the end :p

[foxhole3]

gonna put that on my resume

[wowogait]

PORTOOO

[alvezcs]

Fcportoooooooo !

[Gwynnfevar]

SPAARTAANS ! Today we dine, IN HELL !

[daggereye89]

yep, that's still pretty good

[thatlankydude]

So the Spartans are all Owl impersonators?

[thcdreams654]

So they are unemployed? Don't tell them about Obama and his 10 years of unemployment benefits.

[rjbatc]

There is no historical evidence of Leonidas' question ever being answered.

[SOILDEROFGOD]

SPARTANS WHATS YOUR PROFESSION! AHHOOOO! there soldiers so why say ahhooo as a profession? 

[nsdgvsdhfhjdfbd]

Leonidas: Spartans! What is your profession?

Spartans: Unemployed, we'r allways at war!

Leonidas: (><) YOU FUCKING RETARDS!!!

[squamish4244]

So who made the Spartan's armor and spears, tended their fields, built their houses, and basically everything that enabled the Spartans to all be soldiers? Their slaves, the helots. The helots also worked very hard on the red capes and thongs they wore into battle. Also, every Spartan was brought from Scotland to Greece at a very young age to fight the Asian hordes of Persia.

[HitaroX]

@squamish4244 From Scotland to Greece? What o_o?

[squamish4244]

@HitaroX Garhard Butler makes no attempt to disguise his Scottish accent here. And they all look like light-skinned northern European ancestry guys while the Persians are dark-skinned, mutated, hell even the king is dressed like a transvestite.

[HitaroX]

@squamish4244 Ohh, lol. I thought you mean't that historically the Greeks came from Scotland, which seemed ass backwards to me in terms of the expansion of civilization.

[sonbuhitsunei]

@squamish4244 Well not all northern Europeans are light skinned...there are even some Scots who get pretty tan and have black hair, and North-Eastern Europe is rife with the blood of invaders from the East - my family came from Estonia, and the Finns and Estonians have traces of Mongolian genes because of the invasions some 700 years back and pockets that remained afterward. At any rate...at least they gave them spray-on tans in this ;) lol

[xl4RslxSemperFi]

I use to be a Spartan....but then i took a Persian arrow to the knee...

[NiceGuy019]

Interviewer: Alright then, can you tell me your responsibilities when you were working as an AWOOT? And how would that experience be valuable to our company?

[roflatopus2]

@NiceGuy019 That was the funniest comment I've read in a while dude.

[mastergoalkeeper]

haroo is no fucking profession XD

[vaitoloa]

and then they died. Gideon's 300 all lived.

[KenMacMillan]

So, what exactly does an awoot do?

[masrrr]

IAM A NORD SHOOTING ARROWS IS MY PROFESSION

[Bog4ch]

@masrrr arrows to the knees I bet

[MrGreyChicken]

Testosterone overload

[d226k1164]

haha umad

[galanopouloc]

They later went on to Athens to burn down the Starbucks, Alpha Bank and to kick some of the cop's ass in order to demonstrate against the austerity measures

[dancingintherain202]

OWNED!

[nioor]

...so.. are they... are they cheerleaders or something...?

[TrollForLol]

@nioor ITS THEIR WAR CRY FAGGET

[mmelv97]

@nioor ooh poor you....you called Spartans cheerleaders??? My God , this is worse than calling Chuck Norris a cheerleader :O

[iamawhore1]

they never answered the question.

[QwerV2009]

Greek Guy: So old friend, who makes your weapons, your plates and forks, your buildings, your roads, your beds, your tables, your houses, your....

Leonidas: I get it!!

[SriniDingDong]

@QwerV2009

Leonidas: Slaves. Booya!

[Grubnar]

@QwerV2009 Slaves actually.

[greengirlz]

Leonidas or Spartacus?????????

My money is on Leonidas :o)

[silent561]

@greengirlz Uh...what about Maximus?

[PrzemekPlock]

some1 could send me link to only " sprtans what is your profession - auu auu auu" cause i found a german version and its just a shit >.>

[biggusdickus1994]

Leonidas: Spartans what is your profession

299 spartans: AHOO AHOO AHOO

1 Spartan: Sex machine

Leonidas: *facepalm*

[IceColdBeer94]

@biggusdickus1994 isn't Leonidas the 300th spartan??

[TeflonDon718x]

@biggusdickus1994 haha

[glx67mm]

i do not lecture people.am so young.but you mr.theangrygreyhawk are so misanthrope because you can judge people from its ability to speak englisch.do you understand that?

[TheAngryGreyhawk]

@glx67mm Nope.

[glx67mm]

Mr.theangrygreyhawk.My language has more than 5000 years history. there is no need to learn better yours language.where are you from?again sorry for my english.

[TheAngryGreyhawk]

@glx67mm The history of your language is nice and all, but its irrelevant to my point; don't lecture people when you can't communicate with them properly.

[Bak3dB3an]

Brave Heart Accent. So awesome.

[nehomar2005]

This movie rocks,

[glx67mm]

I am from GREECE and would like to remind you that you do this film and not us for it was so athlia.episi I want to emphasize that the Spartans actually their only job than from the 5 to 40 years was to be soldiers . but there blame for the missing story learn through your movies.sorry for my english

[TheAngryGreyhawk]

@glx67mm Son, I have no damn clue what you just said. Before you get on your soap box and lecture someone, learn the language a little better.

[TheAgol07]

U mad ?? Spartans do only one thing we all know that !

[tRAINERxtRAINEr]

search "Cel mai tare augh augh augh din istorie" .True spartans !

[ThisNameWasntUs3d]

I worked as a temp for an AHUU once.....

[sumeguy00]

Spartans wat is your profession

howling howling howling

[YouBestN0tMiss]

Rostock! AHU!

[JustinBeiberRocksFTW]

HOORAH

[ezrodreezy]

Best movie line since predator!

[MikeAvenger08]

@EddPerezNava lmfao!

[TheEuumermaa]

U MAD, BRO 

[hellrazorhussain]

10 people have no profession

[MrAeris7]

Burnt! Aha!

[imacoolkitty12345]

Spartans!!!!!!

[perafelix]

What is your profession spartans? We are monkeys who can say only AU AU AUUUUUU

[crimsonXmaximum]

this video has the best top comments ever

[saahil140]

they work in a travel agent ;)

[HALOvsSephiroth]

No Spartans professions are they grunt like gorillas

[Gleefreak47]

The comments on this vid are some of the best I've ever seen.

[keithpheonix1982]

"Spartans, what is your proffesion?"

"giglos"

[keithpheonix1982]

Spartans, what is your proffesion?

"giglos and part time gay fuckers"

[LFwakeboarder94]

We do this in our chinese science teachers class. I wont be surprised if he quits soon.

[Cloudyshiny]

But to be honest, they've always wanted to be bakers

[YouNoob573]

@Cloudyshiny lol LoL

[kevin15664]

@Cloudyshiny lol pantheon!

[MrGlenheim93]

The are all santas!

[argondsp1]

What's the AHUU profession? XD

[sf443]

@ZOMGwtfLMAOfail Ten thousand persian souls? ;)

[iammuradhussain]

On incapacity benefits, it hurts like hell, Aouh, Oww, Oww!

[squamish4244]

The Spartans should have said, "Being gay lovers", because in reality, they were.

[bulletproofmonk11]

@squamish4244 WTF NO.Your A Freak Bro

[squamish4244]

@bulletproofmonk11 They were dude.  Look it up.

[THEMEVENTS]

GRIME

[393jalbious]

my proffesion sir,...its to kick every disliker's ass AHUU AHUU AHUU >:(.........

[AirborneNik]

Akadia, land of the nervous potters and sculptors

[XCRunner8819]

I used to be a soldier, but then I took an arrow to the knee. Now I'm a potter.

[deathbird1202]

@XCRunner8819 HARRY Potter. xD

[sanclemente2010]

I'm full time developer and I kill some akadians in my free times. Thank you Leonidas for asking.

[JazzcoreBNP]

U MAD?!

[valhaalawarrior]

I brought more soldiers than you did

[vazsas]

AHUU AHUU AHUU! is not really a profession...

[stewegam]

LoL!! :-D They are old greeks, but nothing change till now... They still doing nothing or AuuuuAuu Au things and have a plenty of money... :)

[EddPerezNava]

Auu Auu Au-unemployed!

[Nikon05]

the comments on here are fucking hilarious. lol!!

[BillChelios]

Lol i thought it would be about Pantheon joke, and they would say "Bakers"

[AngelosInside]

@ 0:28 the bold guy's thinking "AHUU isn't a fuckin' job..." 

[RevolverOcelot88]

arooh is not a profession, you brought idiots

[iGnusey]

I want to be an AROOH when I grow up.

[kbotpop]

Spartans, what is your profession?

-Auoo! Auoo! Auoo!

.....Now they are all dead.

[Moudiremoo]

IF anyone wants to hear AU AU AU MANY TIMES now u can see my channel or open this  w ww.youtube.com/watch?v=k2An7kO­1VOA

[MrFarayane1]

-Spartans, what is your profession?

-we are unemployed..............financ­ial crisis

[chris88801]

@MrFarayane1 better unemployed than a fucking nigger country like yours stupid

[amputefedex]

@chris88801 u mad?

[HBolingbroke]

@chris88801 you must be from Grease.

[matyviola]

yes sir they are all werewolves.. jeez just look at those howls

[DoroteoVilla]

"Spartans!! What is your profession?!!!......um, let me get my union rep so I can answer. Actually, I'm on my break!"

[iDeathpool]

Spartans! WHERE ARE YOUR PROFFESIONS?!

Americans stole them!

[ZOMGwtfLMAOfail]

I wonder what the annual salary of an AHUU AHUU AHUU is.

[atma]

@ZOMGwtfLMAOfail Actually until age 33 they were soldiers. After that they did - mostly - what their father did.. But most of them had slaves, so it's not a role model economy I guess..

[sue17gandu]

@ZOMGwtfLMAOfail DINING IN HELL!!!!!!!!

[TriRacialProvb31Girl]

@ZOMGwtfLMAOfail Great post! lmao  :)

[realhooddan]

@ZOMGwtfLMAOfail Average annual salary: 40000 gold coins, 5 hot women in your bed, and 5 acres of the conquered land of your fallen enemies.

[Kizerlk07]

@ZOMGwtfLMAOfail Life.

[lonewulff689]

@ZOMGwtfLMAOfail A LIFETIME OF GLORY!!! obv

[VKrycha]

@ZOMGwtfLMAOfail They pay in FREEDOM!

[kyleisreallycool]

@ZOMGwtfLMAOfail over ninethou-... never mind

[victormfsv]

profession: Brainless soldiers!!! uahu!!!

[jonagal]

Haha i also work as a AAU AAU AAU!!!

[SuperGetitgotitgood]

I would have laughed if after that one of the Spartans said in a wimpy voice " actually I'm a Barrista at Starbucks"

[covi666]

the guy at the end is like "shit man, no need to rub it in"

[yosoyelfercho]

@GottdesFeuers AHU IS NOT A PROFESSION!!!

[allforable]

You don't know the number of American Emergancy Service! Go at video: ''Spartans, what is your proffesion?'' And it's number of subscribes!

[ikkeennigij121]

so..what's their profession?

[Diege29]

Leonidas: "Spartans, what is your profession?".

Army: "Default!".

[OhManTFE]

I'm an Artisan Jewelcrafter!!

[TheTsi3]

ΕΛΛΗΝΙΚΗ ΔΥΝΑΜΗ-GREEK POWER

[amputefedex]

Spartans, what is your proffesion?

Were all unemployed!

[amputefedex]

@kchristj Not sure if serious or just trolling :O

[MrSalazar8286]

@amputefedex Haha

[chris88801]

@amputefedex very funny bitch

[blatantlyable]

interesting....does AU AU AU offer any benefits?

[Marinemauro]

I wanna be an AU AU AU too!

[royalstarfish17]

Leo: WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?

Sheldon Cooper: I am a theoretical physicist. BAZINGA! 

[eerrrrrrfolks]

SPARTANS, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?!

- OWLS!

- OWLS!!

- OWLS!!!

[ANormalGuy]

In a war I don't give a shit bout your commendable/respectable job.

You don't go to the war as soldiers, you are committing suicide.

[ahwerdfw]

aincien uncle sam: I WANT AU!

[turkey123451]

MEAO MEAO MEAO

[Defy4545]

HA-OOH! HA-OOH! HA-OOH!

[TheSirPrise]

I actually have more respect for the Arcadian's than the Spartans. To the Spartans this was nothing, they were bred to fight, but for a potter and a sculptor to leave their livelihoods behind and a life they're used to, to become soldiers (something that they're well aware could get them killed yet volunteer anyway) is much more commendable. Sure, they may not be professional soldiers, but it takes a lot of balls to volunteer even when you're set at a major disadvantage.

[TruesightReviews]

@TheSirPrise This is one of those situations where I just can't agree more! Indded you're right, props for an epic scene anyway :)

[stuckupcurlyguy]

@TheSirPrise

Military service was compulsory in Athens anyway. It's just that the Athenians had other jobs while the Spartans made their slaves do everything but fight.

[SirHenryKrinkle]

What kind of a profession is "ouh ouh ouh" ?

[skoda1982]

so you can all see , disciplin bitwin spartans

like the SS

[Jeremiah90526]

Ok, for those of you who don't know your history that well, Sparta had an extremely regulated democracy for much longer than Athens and it actually WORKED, Athens eventually became a democracy because of tyrants, Sparta became a restricted democracy because a certain amount is necessary for good military strategy, so by defending Sparta, they were defending the type of democracy that is the basis of what is actually used now, Athens was just a complete failed experiment, trust me, but verify.

[blueouranos]

@Jeremiah90526

[blueouranos]

@Jeremiah90526 Sparta had Oligarchy!!

Little is recorded of the internal development of Sparta. This want of information was attributed by most of the Greeks to "the stability of the Spartan constitution", which had lasted unchanged from the days of Lycurgus.(1)

[blueouranos]

@Jeremiah90526 It is, in fact, due also to the absence of historical literature in Sparta, to the small part played by written laws which were according to tradition, expressly prohibited by an ordinance of Lycurgus, and to the secrecy which always characterizes an oligarchical rule.(2)

[blueouranos]

@Jeremiah90526 At the head of the state stood two hereditary kings, of the Agiad and Eurypontid families, equal in authority, so that one could not act against the veto of his colleague, though the Agiad king received greater honour in virtue of the seniority of his family (Herod. vi. 5) (3)

[blueouranos]

@Jeremiah90526 The duties of the kings were mainly religious, judicial and military. They were the chief priests of the state, and had to perform certain sacrifices and to maintain communication with the Delphian sanctuary, which always exercised great authority in Spartan politics. Their judicial functions had at the time when Herodotus wrote (about 430 BC) been restricted to cases dealing with heiresses, adoptions and the public roads. (4)