Tim and Eric Podcast 5

[Hefenstahg]

Nneh ceemooeennn.. don't be willie nillie with me... HAHHAHA

[Stillwater900]

aaaAAAAA-PULL

[HTMHicks]

I love T&E but I noticed that there are breaks in the film... I wonder if this is real or not?

[jahwob]

@HTMHicks Ithink you're right I suspect it' CGI 

[RatSausages]

Oh man! When Eric started singing that jingle the tears started to flow!

[odonatapie]

i'm having a seizure, peeing and filling my D Pants …great job

[sampage6]

So here's where were at.... we're down to zero dollars here, in terms of budget, that we can produce the fourth pod-- the fifth podcast.... WITH.

[DandySteps]

i've concluded that tim heidecker is the funniest man on earth. if you agree, thumbs down this comment.

[KushYblends]

@DandySteps darnit! I thumbed up before I finished reading... rats off to ya!

[Attackofthehank]

@DandySteps lol'd when I saw the comment received too many negative votes.

[Nickdude6]

Open up the clap track,

e male

[c4bombexpert]

Open up the clap trap and ask



[MickyG4444]

Holy shit that's funny

[edwincrosby]

"Victor coming in here" just really makes me laugh for some reason.

[russelgman]

holy shit, that was one of the funniest tim and eric sketches I've seen.

[prodeyj1]

tim has a james bond daniel craig haircut lol....

[unclejunglebass]

come on ever here vic

[220friend]

man i wanna talk about this on my podcast..i hope apple will cover it

[windowlicker1]

oh man. look what i've done. this is surely what lead to tim pushing eric down the stairs..

[hanjipapa]

Tim Heidecker for President, Rick Heinberger for Viss President

[clarkharney138]

maybe we can get them lunch...but i can't promise that.

[FUMESTER]

lmfaooo

[nubtuberable]

im sorry, i thot i was being put through to SOMEONE WHO COULD HELP

[keyboardcole]

This might be my favorite YouTube video of all time! These guys are truely in a league of their own.

[Anjiichan1]

Tim was about to bust a cap in dat guys ass

[bigpapa99999]

These two are comedy geniuses

[Robfalcon501]

there's only one way to find out, just gotta open up the Clap-Trap and ask...

[JohnnyPyro66]

Apple, it's a great great snack, log onto the website...podcast.

[StewartLucrative]

"it will at least buy me the mics" LOL

[tommywm24]

these two are amazing....I haven't laughed so hard in ages

[ajcoozie]

CREM



[ShhhhhItsasecret]

Tim is so handsome...!!!!

[lukyganesh]

ive uploaded parts 1, 3, and 6 if anyone is interested

[roscoeatcf]

Amazing. That's the best one.

[ssarkis1]

you got a thousand bucks? let's join the team

[ralllphy]

eMAIL

[littlecodyhead]

6:07-6:14, tim is the funniest human ever!!!!

[Skynamo]

Do not attempt to go outside...it's impossible!

[InnocentzRaptor]

Win

[cottonplatypus]

aaaAAAAAApple it's a great snack

[AlexiusDeAnne]

i'm pretty sure i'm in love with eric wareheim.

[ssjoku83]

dear god so brilliant

[mikeyaaa]

$10,000 for a podcast LMAO

[Parvenu333]

LOL, what the fuck is a V.P. of development? And why would he call tech support!! This video has more jokes than the sky has stars.

[LifeAnimation]

that was PRICELESS

[Jazzertron888]

come ahhhhhn

[shenmue4life]

maybe if you give us the 10 grand will get your guys a kraft service table

[masterpiraka]

You know Jason, you could give us your 'E'-MAIL.

lol.

[mikeyaaa]

@masterpiraka..Eric always talks like that when he is on the phone. One video he is saying "Office Depoe, and Sta-pels", instead of office depot and staples.

[ThisIsACleverName]

Judging by Erics facialexpression at 9:32, I'm guessing that's when the great jingle idea popped into his head.

[nikki7722]

tim broke... ya blew it

[theshakedownstreet]

Paul Rigaaaaal Blvd.

[poop0balls]

No, that's Paul RIGGGAAAL

[beefydan7272]

Vikter Pepper

[theshakedownstreet]

it really is a wonderful snack.

[skaneverdies]

6:12 6:12 6:12 6:12 6:12 6:12 6:12 6:12 6:12 6:12 6:12 6:12 6:12

[poop0balls]

god, I'm in love with Tim.

[tygersflowerz]

Open up the clap trap and ask!

LMAO ... I completely lost it there.

[90sComputerGames]

When Tim started whining, I fucking flipped out. So fucking golden.

C'MMMMOOOooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooonnn.

[Masonly87]

Aaaapple its a great great snack,

log onto the website, podcast.

[CH3MIS7RY]

i almost died!

[llSuperSonixll]

wtf why would the guy on the other line not be like stop pranking like seriously it was obvious/hilarious

[tygersflowerz]

So he could take it easy on the phone for a while and not have to deal with any more calls for a little bit. ;-)

(I used to work in a call center.)

[DCATPYEO]

great job!

[ShawnOlaid]

6;05 - 6:13  great

[madboy312]

just open your clap-trap and ask

[StricklyPhone]

This cracked me up so much.

Podcast 5 is the only one NOT up on iTunes...lol

[DaniD76]

These guys are awesome! F-ing hilarious!

[whatthef3]

dont be wily nily with me

[adel546]

01:38 - 01:44

I love how corny tim is when he's trying to act tough

[Puttyfied]

APPLE! lol

[eyessack]

Great job.

[deanyaa34]

"Victor coming in here"

hahahaha

[queenkuntzoo]

dico's pranks are all poop jokes compared to this. fantastic!

[fastvr4102182]

This is freakin GOLD!!! HILARIOUS ..keep up the excellent work !!

[mavericdragon]

Dico is a wasted balding douche'-bag. Best parts of CKY's is him getting hurt, and pissed on. Thats tops.

[capitatv]

Dico was the most talented one and prolly the funniest on there. Gnar Kill... Freestyle rapping... yeah

[DigitalDisaster]

i'd have to second that.

[Liface]

His prank calls remind me of Brandon Dicamillo, same awesome humour.

[pierceroe13]

wow i never thought anyone else would be a fan of both dico and tim and eric. ahah i oficially love you man. platonic only

[aidsbutt]

hey, there's 3 of us! :O

[sucramnipp]

four

[1jeans]

FIIIIIIIIIIVE

[blahlur]

nine

[windowlicker1]

i've concluded that eric wareheim is the funniest man on earth. if you agree, thumbs up this comment.

[handlas1]

wrong...Tim is funnier

[windowlicker1]

*gasp!*

[beginnerhacker125]

i think window licker just wants thumbs up.. if you agree press thumbs up

[windowlicker1]

lol not really. just wanted to see how many people would agree. :D

but you get a thumbs up anyway :)

[beginnerhacker125]

Unflappable kindness, i see your game... O:

[revick]

@windowlicker1  Tim is

[revick]

@windowlicker1 I'd actually have to say

[papatia]

@windowlicker1 yeah i actually always thought Tim was way funnier, not that Eric isn't hilarious as well.

[MochizMuM]

@papatia they are a package deal...

totally get their packages in my spagetti house

[MochizMuM]

@windowlicker1 him and tim!

[Polkabear69fun]

@windowlicker1 Tim is funnier

[enoughtalkhaveatyou]

@windowlicker1

Tim Heidecker is the funniest man on earth, Eric Wareheim second, in Jokerman font.

[me700gnomes]

@windowlicker1 you're a whore and you will not have my thumb.

[windowlicker1]

@me700gnomes agreed.

[rollingrockbrew]

@windowlicker1 tim is a tad bit funnier

[tsuuki]

and they just walk away hahahaha

[bbrittany]

Watching these types of things makes me so uncomfortable. :)

[windowlicker1]

dude that ending was totally worth it. ohh my sides hurt..

[eightwillwontcannot]

AAAAAaaaaaaaaaaapple it's a great snack

[CH3MIS7RY]

log onto the website poooodcaaaast...

[commanderetardo]

i haven't seen these for a while and they are so worth a second watch. T+E are just on another level. they are free, like they have total freedom to pursue what they want. amazing.

"let's say you work with 20 guys...."

[Wallistism]

It's a psychological humor, either you get it or you don't.

[Icix1]

That was awesome

[adel546]

"victor comin in here"

[mrhanky89]

"Don't be willy nilly with me."

[lynchianmicrowave]

hahaha he cracks up and they just hang up on the guy

[synthesis12]

tim is a freakin genius

[fudgeydelight]

clap trap

[piratespoison]

My favorite part about that is when Eric is talking about getting consultants to come out and states "They've all said the same thing...It's IMPOSSIBLE, you need to call Apple Tech Support." That is perfect.

[minusblame]

god damn there guna be live in seattle monday and i cant get there

[zowashere]

Oh, man, that sucks. They were effing awesome.

[nikki7722]

apple is a great great snack...... you blew it

[123oakstreet]

...kapeesh? xD

[londonlovemaster]

this is amaaaazing

[Parvenu333]

"VP of development."

I don't even know if that's a real job description. Probably isn't.

It makes no sense, but it sounds like it should. The genius of Tim and Eric.

[theprinceiswhat]

dont be willy nilly with me!

[wonderoutloud]

"could you give us your E-Mail?" haha

[Wannachup]

Now that as fucking amazing. How did they hold that together?? They almost seemed to be convincing themselves that they were who they were pretending to be, all corporate and demanding. Fuck that had some great moments.

[IllusionBomb]

Ahahaha. I'm crying. Too hilarious. I want them to write a jingle for me!

[goldengeckodave2]

you actually can lol

[ShleeJay]

do you have to pay to listen to podcasts?How come they can make money off your brodcasting and not pay you?

[Perlustrate]

This was awesome.

[Parvenu333]

Someone had a bad day!

[evil3mperor]

I work for a large corporation and deal with people similar to this(not as persistent), and I tell you, working with a prick like you would be worse than dealing with funny guys like this. If you can't realize this is a joke on the phone, you're a dip-shit and don't deserve the position you have. Get a life gramps. Enjoy life while you have it; don't let the pain kill your time.

[drealm]

I don't know who or what you work for but in a real world work environment your required to follow procedures for staying on the phone. He's not funny, he's an asshole plain and simple.

[evil3mperor]

I'm not going to tell you my employer , but you're not required to stay on the line for a prank call anywhere(you know; in the real world you mentioned). If someone is calling to pester you, you don't have to stay on the line, especially when you've already stated that you and you're company doesn't support the services that they are requesting (i.e., podcast funding). Like I said before, grow up and have a sense of humor gramps.

[evil3mperor]

Don't embarrass yourself by implying that I'm making up my position or my job. Those are poor manners you have sir.

[drealm]

I don't care how you justify laughing at another person's expense or what kind of non mainstream policy your company runs. He's taking advantage of the policies in place in customer service to help him and therefore he's an asshole. Why don't you ask the guy on the other end of the line how he felt? Your an absolute hypocrite for telling me to lighten up when your just as serious about defending the asshole.

Also he's not even funny

[evil3mperor]

Who cares how the other guy felt. He stated Apple's position, and if he feels like chasing his tail with T&E, I have no sympathy for his dumb ass. And how does my ability to take a joke and defend a customer experience relate? That doesn't in any way prove me to be a hypocrite; just further proves that your a dip-shit. He's not funny because you don't understand humor. It's obviously passed you over. Charlie Chapman isn't making it, so it can't be funny.

[ShawnOlaid]

ha ha fuck apple, who cares and he is funny!!! how dare you!?! tim is my grandfather and im very offended by your policy

[scattt]

Oh, come on. No one died, did they?

[lollygaggin42]

someone call the wahmbulance!

[tattleboad]

yeah well thats just like your opinion man

[towlebucket]

".......El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing."

[loungelizard5000]

Hilarious. And a Dean Martin song for the bumper!

Great Job!

[Parvenu333]

lol "V.P. of development."

this never gets old, NEVER!

[emmalee60]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha oh my god I've never laughed so hard when I saw Eric break character because he couldn't contain his laughter! It's rare and fucking HILARIOUS. Oh Tim didn't help his cause either he was laughing up a storm off camera.

[inkster]

ah it's so cute to see eric genuinely laugh

[xformat4x]

tim and eric lovely show

[littlenugget96]

HHAHAHAHAH CLASSY!

[tatelabianca]

apple, it's a great great snack!

[alecadvent]

don't be willy nilly with me :(

[ForIAmARainDogToo]

It's so rare to see Tim and Eric break character, that was great.

[brownbelt315]

Who can turn down a points backend deal on a free podcast?

[RabidCuj0]

great job!

[johnbourbon]

6:10 ... CRAZY EYES!!!

[maxschell]

VICTOR PEPPER!!

[Parvenu333]

I love how they use expressions, but in a weird context that sort of relate to the meaning of the expression but don't really. It's just so odd and funny :P

[bigheavyshoe]

So awesome

[mike22122]

at 9:25 you can tell eric just thought to sing the jingle lol

[TheKakapo]

Four grand. That will at LEAST get Tim the mics.

[hazyrob]

contact Victor Pepper!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[joeyramoney]

it's Pepar.

[sprobby]

I have an idea.

Let's not fight.

[rwp80]

"Apple is a great great snack..."

ROFL!!! 5/5

[Jaussy]

5 out of 5 what?

[theblackmanontheleft]

tim and eric have an xbox. xbox alert at 9:34. if not it sounds just like one

[zerglingnumber2]

I hear absolutly nothing..

[facelifter1]

It was probably his own xbox...

[JSingh89]

LMFAOLMFAO AT THE LAST PART HAHAHAHAH