Mr. Way too Proud of Texas Guy II

[ThatPerfectCrayon]

I don't get why everyone is so proud of their state,I guys you guys are just super patriotic or something. If you're from England most people hate wherever you're born :L

[RaCamp2]

I consider myself a Texan first and American second

[4izm0v]

Alaska is bigger and California has more people.

[thecodemachine]

@boshabo123, Did they burn all the dictionaries in Texas? Look up racist, and realize that Texan isn't a race, it is a state.

[boshabo123]

@thecodemachine Umm...Dude, I didn't say that Texas was a race, I in fact did say it was a state, but quote where I said it was a race, and I'll take it back, but I never, (or at least never intended to, maybe I just typed it wrong) said that Texas was a race, if you read the two comments I posted all I said was, you sounded racist towards Germans, and the Chuck Norris likes Texas, I mean, where did you even see me say "Texas is the best, were like a race in itself!" or something like that?

[boshabo123]

@thecodemachine And yes, I live in Texas, and I indeed am German, but I am not racist, I have MANY black, and jewish friends.

[boshabo123]

FACT: Texas is the best state, you know why? Chuck Norris doesn't like any other state better than Texas.

[Chantiiibabii]

jesus people. It was a FUNNY video. Chill out. Some of you are really full of negativity.

[thecodemachine]

@AgentProductions1 1. Texan isn't a race. 2. Texas was inhabited mostly by Germans who as we well know, know a thing or two about racists. 3. I am from an Indian Reservation, I see the irony is a German people who cries racism after almost annihilating a race.

[boshabo123]

@thecodemachine Um dude, that still makes you racist, even if your pointing out the facts, that sounds like racism like am I gonna say to some black guy, "man you tribal people are crazy! chopin off peoples heads, do you even have cities over in Africa?" I mean, it's all in the past, let it go I mean don't completely forget it, but still, even though that happened like what 50 years ago or so, your still calling Germans racist? I mean I'm not taking their side, but still, it's in the past.

[Tebes3232]

Texas is the best!! And dont be mad because yall wernt born here!

[NescioQuidErgoDeus]

Fuck Texas.  I'll mess with you all I fucking want.

[AgentProductions1]

@NescioQuidErgoDeus FUCK YOU

[NescioQuidErgoDeus]

@AgentProductions1

lol Must be from Texas... Clearly you lack an education.

[joenateprince]

texas......ive been there.....it sucks....everythings too big ....i prefer good old england

[thecodemachine]

Texas sucks ass!!!!!!

[AgentProductions1]

@thecodemachine nah Texas don't suck ass, if u think they do, then ur racists to Texans, and i hate RACITIS people!!!

[dongding2009]

Texas vs the 49 yankee wussie states. Place your bets!

[dongding2009]

Actually 2 other states have an "as" at the end! (Arkansas and Kansas)

[youngsaintsfan]

@dongding2009 but it don't start with tex

[joshuak2008]

I'm from Texas and this is totally about me... but the "flag as high as the US" is a myth. Look it up on snopes. Sorry, wish it was true too.

[xDemonFillyx]

@joshuak2008 What about it is a myth? I live here, and in San antonio, Austin, Dallas, Corpus Cristi... All those places fly both Flags at the same height. No myth.

[gaara18923]

FACT: Texas is the only state that can fly its flag as high as the USA flag.

[Janet1983]

@gaara18923 Wishful thinking... As long as they are on separate staffs and the US flag is to the right (the observer's left) any state can do that. If that is not the case Texas can't do it either.

[theproperwhy]

4 people arent from texas

[aarongrantmacdonald]

Lmao! That video is so accurate! Hopefully Texico gets the migrant problem under control.. How do you say "Don't mess with Texas" in Spanish? lol

[Janet1983]

@aarongrantmacdonald "No te metas con Texas"? I don't speak Spanish... Just German, English and French.

[InsanePuppy11010]

Fact: Texas pwns any other state in the union.

[mindlesswaffle]

There's no such thing as way too proud of Texas.

-MindlessWaffle (Mr. Austin W.)

[Janet1983]

@mindlesswaffle You got it. Everything is bigger in Texas, so why not the love for one's state? Another thing Texans are real good at.

[mikedechant1]

I like the video, but a real Texan would be drinking Shiner Bock.

[NinjaSushi2]

@mikedechant1 Shiner Bock is made by Bud.. Which also makes Busche. And real Texans drink Busche beer. :D

[drakionx]

Fact: Three of the top five most dangerous cities reside in Texas.

[h4unt3dfx]

I wonder if anybody else noticed this but Texas has more "State So and So" than any other state. I mean seriously, we have a Tree, Bird, Nut, Flower, Reptile, Dish, Insect, Song, Gemstone...

[Janet1983]

@h4unt3dfx Texas is also the only state that has the ability to secede tomorrow if they wanted to. And the debate whether the entry into the Union was lawful is still ongoing.

[RaCamp2]

Fact: The Texas capitol building in Austin is taller than the U.S. capitol building in D.C.

[txcountryboy01]

This song is me. Even down to the native texan bumper sticker

[youngsaintsfan]

Tuck Fexas

[vigo894]

@youngsaintsfan= Same to you pal. And learn to spell correctly. King's English.

[youngsaintsfan]

@vigo894 people from Oklahoma say that, I think it's kinda funny

[spinit2006]

4th Generation TEXAN! Hell Yeah! (got a Texas Tat too

[MrBrand13]

For all those hating on TEXAS you guys are just jealous because you come from Wussie states. Real men come from Texas thumbs up for TEXAS

[ambyrjayded]

So proud to be out of that hell hole!

[afguy1977]

@ambyrjayded We are proud you are gone also....

[ambyrjayded]

@afguy1977

lol nice come back :D

[afguy1977]

@ambyrjayded Thanks ... :)

[94jg]

I love these Man of Genius commercials but I love my state more :) I will forever be a proud Texan.

[Falcon11259]

At 45 what the hell happended to the North East

[Russkyi1]

K-town (Killeen)

[BronchoKyle]

I just took a shit and flushed it.  Guess where it went. That's right Texas.

[lilyroxmysox]

@BronchoKyle

Go suck on your mom's penis. TEXAS RULES!!!

[carrotjuse]

@lilyroxmysox LOL. Texans are so ignorant they dont even know that women dont have penises. LOL.

[vigo894]

@carrotjuse= And your people are so ignorant, you thing a high colonic's a Jewish holiday. Yo guys are so dumb, you don't know that your "wives" have penises. And they're bigger than yours.

[bjsh55]

yankees are fucking , ulgy,pale,rotten teeth!!!!!!

[hgfits]

@bjsh55 Man fuck you. im a Yankee and i have white teeth, a perfect tan, and every girl in the school think im hot.

[kmsmith1210]

@bjsh55 You're mistaking the residents of TX for Yankees...OMG, only in the south can you still hear the ignorant contempt for the North East Coasters they refer as YANKEES...How petty.

[ZR1Terror]

Love Texas!!!

[chitown1051]

GOOD OLD TEXAS

[DSD1v57BG32]

texas sucks

[mik089123]

ITS ALL ABOUT TEXAS

[ecastillo213]

texas is a joke

[Speegs23]

A prosperous one then.

[rodg1775]

Texas, The Great Republic Of.

[mowgli2071]

No, it just sorta escaped. Like a fart that's louder than what you're trying to hide. I'm fairly certain that we all see what you're thinkin'.

[sa1019896]

What??

[danielnunn]

Texas is a great place!!! Houston, Dallas and San Antonio!! Texas Triangle!!!

[MultiWILLIE]

@danielnunn Houston and Dallas worst cities where I ever being..to many lazy, alcoholic REDNECKS and too many christian pigs...

[lilyroxmysox]

@MultiWILLIE

You probably went to the wrong part of Houston and Dallas. I live in Dallas, and I sure don't know any rednecks. You're just really ignorant and incompetent. There are good and bad places in every state. And what do you mean Christian pigs?Just because you don't believe in Christ doesn't mean other people can't. It's people like you that makes me wish all the stupid people would crawl in a hole and die.

[CTastic1]

@MultiWILLIE Houston and Dallas have the least amount of white people in the whole state. You dumb ass son of a bitch. I guess you're talking about Mexicans? not rednecks?

[Janet1983]

@danielnunn Just don't forget the heart of Texas... Right in the center: Ft Hood.

[4izm0v]

@danielnunn Overgrown suburbs.

[dlf09]

The Republic of Texas is the best country in the world.

[1Rising]

This is so funny and so true. I love the map at :40 secs. Good to have pride in your state, but it does become a broken record.

[ridge06valdez]

Dont get mad cuz yalls flag dont raise as high as the USA flag. lol. U gotta love TEXAS.

[angrywombo]

you can never be too proud of texas

[randomnumbers100]

yah be wussies!

[falonhall59]

All dem other states,,. Is Texas a state,, thought it was a country.

[texasboy040]

It's so true, so true.

[shinragingdemon]

0:46 LOL

[mattcg90]

Know, I do not, apparently. lol

[blue99blue]

The city of Dallas is a bunch of hicks gathered together from desert hick towns...mixed in with Mexicans who couldnt hack it in their own country. Losers with losers. Add the blacks in the south side ghettos and you have Dallas....trailer park trash.

[taiwanrox888]

Texas rocks.

[mattcg90]

You do no that Texas is spelled with only one 's', right? And, since it is a proper noun, you capitalize it. In addition, screw you.

[Atums01]

what did it say about houston?

[falonhall59]

It said Houston stinks and Fort Worth rocks!

[sa1019896]

Excuse me? If Houston stinks then why do 5 million people live there?? That's what I thought...

I wish I lived in Houston so badd!!

[falonhall59]

5 million people IS why Houston stinks,, is what I thought

[sa1019896]

Uhm, okay? No. Houston has 5 million people, which is saying that apparently it isn't that bad of a place, or 5 million people would not CHOOSE to live there!

I want to move there so bad!

[falonhall59]

you should good live in India or china then they have 2/3 rds of the worlds population. Look, Houstons cool,, I just like less crowded cities with less traffic and crime. Theres no such thing as a bad place in Texas.

[sa1019896]

I am not talking about the world. I am talking about the US. I would never live somewhere crowded like that.

But, Houston is one of the safest large cities in America, so I don't think your going to get much safer if you live in a large city.

Well, I am glad we agree on that. :)

[mowgli2071]

Mexico city has 20 million. Guess it must be 4 times better. Better hurry up and move there, while it's still so good!

[sa1019896]

Houston is awesome. You don't know what you are talking about. I wish I still lived there... :(

[auriazul1]

Let The Fucking Haters Hate

[michellev361]

haters - Texas is where it's at

stop hating

[gabby2252]

lmao true very true

[gabby2252]

well you know wat they say EVERY thing is bigger in texas!

[Hewhosmokeswomen]

This commercial is so badass, I don't think they could make a commercial like this for any other state in the union. TEXAS FTW

[Lightbulb830]

Texas FTW!

[fynnundtimmy]

I must go to Texas 2006

I fall in love with Texas:)

[SilverSnake956]

go texas

[idontreallyknowno]

AGREED

[MRconner84]

wooooo Texas

[happygurl31]

onlyoneak God gave us texas so we can have a place to dance. y dont u go listen to the song 'God Bless Texas' lmao he blessed us w his own hands. mwahahahahahahahaha

[toodles1010]

GOD BLESS TEXAS!! isnt alaska russia?? or canada? something around there...

[raughammer]

I love Texas...Alaska? Alas-who?

[happygurl31]

lmao tooo funny

[mulatto1145]

343 views and this is the first comment...a well I LOVE TEXAS ROCK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!