Fox Whores Itself For Cookies

[Mikyate]

0:45 Where's the Zinger alarm?



[desbest4]

It's a shame that those cookies don't contain all the food groups. If it was the cheese sandwich or jacket potato and cheese diet with those proteins, it would be perfect.

[electrogeek77]

Doctored photo of O'Reilly = death of my sex drive.

[biatchd]

"ZOMBIE-ISM" LOL this guy is hillarious :)

[MiKikaIwaShizaru]

Me want COOKIES!

Cookie Diet:

1)Sunday: Pecan Sandies

2)Monday: Chocolate Chip Cookies

3)Tuesday: Peanut Butter Cookies

4)Wednesday: Sugar Cookies

5)Thursday: Brownies (Are Too!)

6)Friday: Oatmeal Cookies

7)Saturday: Gingerbread Cookies

Watch the pounds melt off!

[plastcbrane]

Is the music from the band morphine?

[oSo2033]

@plastcbrane Yes

[tmusic90]

i want cookies now haha

[crazmnke]

SHAUN HANNITY IS THE BEST

[invisiblemercenary91]

FER REALS!!!!!!!11

[putthisonmytab]

fox a news network lol hahaha this guy is funny

[Jammieg001]

lol fox whores for cookies

[missbassey2733]

hey is gladstone his real name??? translation gladstone = happyrock!

[kiikasi]

Or appreciativerock :P

[retroSLEDGE]

His name is Wayne Gladstone

[missbassey2733]

i'm sticking with appreciative rock :P

[xXxbeisel76xXx]

Not to mention balemia and anorexia...

[lemmehollaatya]

balemia, huh?

[utsavman47]

i couldn't stop laughing at the title !

[wyrmlvr]

And then I will

RAPE YOUR MUM!!!1!!11!ONE!

[mitchtivi]

I think that the cocky monster have more credibility to do this cocky infomercial.

...

And that's my opinion

,,,

fore now.

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:-)<

[kaboom397]

"cocky"??? is this about some bodys dick? do you mean cookie? lmao

[caseyrox76]

You do realise, Kaboom397, that the word "cocky" doesn't refer to the male anatomy, right? It means overly self-confident or self-assertive, usually used to describe men who are full of themselves. It might not have been a typo; mitchtivi might have been attempting a pun. :)

[tomuch619]

FOX NOISE IS GARBAGE

[TheBassBros]

you have something rong with doctors? just cuz there smarter and problay make like a gazillion more times money then you make in 10 years, appozed to how much they make in a month. hahaha CLIT FACE!

[anonvscos]

holy shit, how many of you fishing assholes did it take to come up with that put down? christ, talking to fish all day must make you retarded.

[TheBassBros]

it took one. thanks

and fishing assholes

ive never heard of anyone fishing for assholes

make sure they dont catch you.

and i dont talk to fish

i just catch them.

[Bigkahkistan]

fishing is for old white grandpas lol

[TheBassBros]

better being a wise old white guy.

then a nerdy low life making videos of what he hates. and no one cares

[Bigkahkistan]

sure

[livvidd]

a bucket full of win!! 5 stars

[gbear1984]

Your not funny. Not even a little

[wijgt]

I am guessing Saromatae that you were thinking felatio when you typed sodomy, although neither has much in common with double stuff oreos one might imagine your reference being one of extacting a wee bit of milk to wash them down. Regardless, you made me laugh. I am curious tho, as to what thots Nabisco may have on the implication that eating double stuffs in that quantity may cause an uncontrollable urge to bugger the nearest cow.

[logansGT]

I totally agree, Saromatae. Almost the same exact thing happened to me but it wasn't a bull; it was a rooster.

I went from that bogus Cookie Diet to the Donut Hole Diet, which doesn't seem to be working out too good, either.

My LDH cholesterol is through the roof and I have this newly acquired compulsion to keep checking my driver's license and car registration.

[Saromatae]

Cookie diet is a lie! I went to the supermarket and bought four family sized packages of double stuff oreos and drove to a quiet countryside road to lose some weight. It ended with me getting arrested for performing sodomy on a bull. I was unaware that only cows give milk, I'm not a farmer dammit! I didn't lose and ounce of weight and now I have to register as a sexual offender if I want to move to a farming community. Total bullshit.

[meape]

I'm guessing the bullshit, was after the sodomy

[joesfph]

SHUT UP

[jolderon2]

its just a matter of time you realize your not funny

[Gatedialer]

Because news anchors don't always act like retards.

They call them "talking heads" for a fucking reason.

[VonHOG]

Is Keith Olbermann a chief editor for Cracked? Why are you assholes so obsessed with Fox News? (look to your right in related vids) Why are you assholes so shocked with the idea of News focusing time on products? This isn't a command economy with a centralized media that doesn't need to make money for itself. What makes you assholes? Cause you're totally gay for Fox's dick. Now go make a witty snobby remark about how I'm "ironically, (he he, smart word)" gay for mentioning asshole so many times.

[vernymax]

Because Faux News is one of the biggest jokes of the century..

[VonHOG]

Explain

[vernymax]

You asked why Cracked, a comedy site, is so obsessed with Fox news. As a comedy site, they would be pretty stupid to ignore the wealth of comedic material provided by Fox News, which is one of the biggest jokes of this century. Fox News is such a joke because they are a certified propaganda source in addition to running infomercials selling these miracle cookies.... Come on now..

[Kingoftheswing4]

^ what he said

[VonHOG]

Why are all other news medias exempt? NBC talks about how movie studio "hackers hack the hackers" when talking about DVD copies and misleading data on p2p networks. CNN talks about how you absolutely must need Norton Anti-Virus because everyone is out to beat you with an internet tire iron of you don't and M!S!N!bc is MICROSOFT and they don't hide that fact one bit! No, let's just bash on Fox and beat it like a dead horse out of snobby contempt and paranoia, not humor.

[vaiyt]

It is humor. And since it is humor, it's not under any obligation to give balanced treatment to any issue. They can pick on FOX all they want.

[VonHOG]

of course they aren't under any obligation but since it's so exclusive it makes cracked look more like a special edition of The Young Turks and less like a Magazine. Then again it's been 10 years since I've read either Cracked or Mad so I don't know if Cracked still does spoofs and comics yet anymore. Maybe it is a monthly compliment for the daily show.

[PeterWDawson]

He's taken shots at CNN, just in the next/previous video in fact (I forget which). Fox is just really easy to make fun of as it usually runs the most pathetic stories around. CNN milks them for all they're worth. MSNBC... no clue, never watched it, I just know the cliche is its very liberal.

But yeah, Fox News is a complete joke. They frequently draw out segments for no good reason by having pointless debates rather than pointless updates on major events.

[netiaz]

Are you serious?

[thisguyducky]

better than cnn nbc

[Unamuno747]

VonHog, how long have you been preoccupied about strangers calling you gay?

[VonHOG]

when and where has that happened?

[Rezguise]

Fox supports anorexia.

[jardine64]

come to think of it... how do they get away with the copywrited material?

[UncleKennybobs]

They get away with it by spelling copyright incorrectly, like you.

[jardine64]

oooooo a comment on my spelling. I didnt use a capital letter either. Would you like to comment on that? That would be fun. Or not.

[VonHOG]

What he's doing is being a snob and being a snob is something commoners like us wouldn't understand.

[UncleKennybobs]

A snob is someone who looks down on lower classes. Are you accusing jardine64 of being a lower class, or are you accusing lower classes of being incapable of spelling very simple words?

No no, I'm looking down on dipshits like you, who can not spell simple words, yet claim to have been educated in a first-world nation.

It could just be that you're a fucking idiot, and a social cancer.

[VonHOG]

A snob of lower class can view higher classes as being inferior to them but this is not the case. You find yourself intellectually superior (I guess) because of someone else misspelling a word. That's snobby.

[jardine64]

i miss lex so much. its not that this guy is bad... He just isnt in the same leuge as lex

[dsntmattr]

First!

[UncleKennybobs]

Twat!