The Perfect - Hamburger

[boredom5425]

its a perfect circle... thats EXTREMELY IMPORTANT

oh and american cheese is not real cheese

[emuzehh]

"I'm a classicist, I believe in the Burger Orthodox" - I think you'll find a classicist is somebody who studies classics, for example Latin and Ancient Greek, not hamburgers....

[IvanAnemoi]

What a weirdo!



[TheLegend1245]

I cook with love

[Delcaroll]

no dressing, ketchup, no nothing, Enjoy your dry as fuck burger with lard cheese.

[AtomicsProductions]

In Soviet Russia, Hamburger eats you!

[mrtheblr]

fuck american cheese!

[Warrior1396]

American yellow cheese or all American cheese in my opinion sucks!

[Warrior1396]

No, you're doing it all wrong!

[K3lalachibi]

wasted his life on a book none will read

[kyleisreallycool]

my burgers are better. this video can suck my nuts

[sgtsexy123]

ya well i have always though america was fucking awesome ,,,, seeing this guy im happy to be a canadian

[workstrength]

a classisist?  There are special doctors that can remove those....

[Theteller3]

you mess up big time by putting "The Perfect" in the title, cuz we all got our opinions of burgers and son a good burger should have at least something to cut all the fat rich juiciness bite after bite, like some mustard

[iDontNeedaUsernam]

Stuff the meat with feta cheeze and top with sauteed onions. The Mona Lisa of hamburgers.

[Ramsez]

@iDontNeedaUsernam what are you a fat greek?

[iDontNeedaUsernam]

@Ramsez Hahaha! Don't hate on fat greeks. And no, last time I checked I wasn't.

[baconfromhell666]

just because you wrote a book on something, doesnt mean you know what you are talking about

[music77ify]

why are people talking so much smack? that burger looks fucking dank.

[Arbbym9er]

A burger is a goddamn burger, some are better than others, but there's not much too it. I feel like this guy thinks he's the Albert Eisenstein of burgers.

[Dosai99]

"Crispy salty pork element" Also known as BACON :P

[0sjors0]

since when is pork an element? XD

[carlostodf12]

@CoNFliiCToR ""They understand of bacon and eggs,but the burgersand sandwiches,we send Brazilians

[delloda]

The burger (0:49) looks like it's a standard frozen job bought in boxes of 100...

[chatoXvato]

The Shakespeare of the Hamburger world has SPOKEN.

[simon199418]

american cheese = 1% milk 99% synthetic rubber

[MojoRavage]

how am i here??

[mecemical]

@MojoRavage Well, when a mommy and a daddy love each other VERY much...

[Salahuddin2009a]

What is American cheese? Is it the cheese that native Red-Indians make or is it the European cheese made in America?

[kyleisreallycool]

@Salahuddin2009a it's fake a cheese made out of plastic. It's inexpensive and mostly used by poor white trash families.

[buda4u]

This is probably one of the most plain burgers I have seen in my life. The guy just like plain, simple burgers done right; I don't blame him, but if you're going to be like that, don't claim to know everything about burgers and write a book about it.

[Lyeni]

CRISPY SALTY PORK ELEMENT

[AnonymousAsianGaming]

Soft,Viscous American Cheese?..More like processed,little,cheese flavored,flat little squares...I wouldn't call it cheese at all..

[glitch509]

There's so many wrong things about this clip: 1.Wrote a book on hamburgers 2.Hamburger morphology 3.Burger orthodoxy 4.American cheese 5.The bun is essential to the burger (no shit?) 6.Crispy, salty pork element 7.American cheese 8.Refuses ketchup in a very snobby way 9."i'm not afraid to cut it in half" (watch out, we have a badass over here) 10.Presses the burger while he cuts it. 11.Too much of a cheap fuck to buy the girl a burger too. (talk about ethics)

[13macbookPRO]

@glitch509 this comment was actually more valuable than the video

[AMilitantAgnostic]

Pretentious idiot that has no clue

[MrMetalhead8520]

HE CUT IT IN HALF! :watchout: We gotta badass over here!

[DarthZeww]

Why do people ruin food with bacon

[LynxRecover]

@DarthZeww You mean why do people ruin bacon with other food?

[buda4u]

@DarthZeww Why do people ruin bacon with other food?

[music77ify]

what the fuck is wrong with you?

[davidwuchao]

OMG! talking about a hamburger in two minutes? what an american, get a real food!

[jigsaw99]

lol a burger expert... what's next? french fries genius?

[MrDoohickey95]

''I'm not afraid to cut it in half!''

Watch out, everyone, we have a badass over here.

[jezzupwuzzup]

who the FUCK would right a book about burgers

[freeminded4ever]

Refined and really really bad for you, processed bleached flour, the cheese if u want to call it that, i would call it cheese flavoured congealed squares, the rest i cannot be sure of, for example the patty, but i bet its G.M and pumped with steroids, etc but i maybe wrong, as in the good burgers of The burger garage in long island city glutten free buns, now that commitment to quality, anyway enjoy the meal, just some info on whats in it and also the ability to decide after :-)

[AMULDARRY]

@FireFrostKing lol ;)

[bullettoothburrows]

Ozersky is great.

[seagirl722]

a crispy, salty pork "element". AKA bacon.

[dianamarshall76]

such big words should not be used for a bacon/cheese burger or any burger for that matter. on top of that you cut the burger in half. afraid to get messy? horrible.

[OMGsayWAHHH]

WTF? Crispy pork element? Does he not know it's called bacon?!?!

[ReganHuang]

fucking fatass

[EjPwned]

shit,.. didnt know a burger is so fucking artistic.;.

[Raikuaza]

isnt that the fucktard from the "grilled sandwich" with apples and shit?

[vanguard199]

fuck...its a hamburger...not the mona lisa.

[Cupcakejack]

I hate american cheese. Its like creating a machine utter and using the fake cheese and calling it american. I prefer chedder or mexican. and i like a square patty(go wendys). And who cuts a burger in half

[whowantsabighug]

American cheese is just solidified phlegm.

[Bulgur05]

that chick is having so much fun

[AniVaroni]

@gustoman ahaha watch out, we've got a badass here

[danwood891]

those two top comments made me lol fair hard

[maarten93008]

fuck you im hungry

[jedirifleman]

The perfect sub = Baldino's steak & cheese. Fayetteville N.C.

[iPhTx3]

I was all with him until he said viscus American cheese... Cheddar is much better.. American is kinda gross.

[rafelia034]

Dude chill... It's just a burger,,,

[30dailon]

-.- someone that wrote a BOOK on hamburgers doesnt know what BACON is lol

[jakeyyboy100]

i hate the fact that hes describing the burger like its the satue of fucking david

[ParkLeeNa]

This guy makes me hate burgers.

[VoxNeruda]

NOT KOSHER.

[gloriaparkent]

WHITE,SOFT,PILLOWY FLOUR INTERIOR?????

[biqqforlife88]

idek why im watching his vids idek why im watching food videos period. <_< period before period ahaaahaa get it? no ok v.v

[AphoticAgony]

you dont fucking press on a burger ugh

[TTibble]

This guy uses WAY to big of words to describe a fucking burger

[strek0655]

What a douche!

[International72521]

lettuce, tomatoes, and pickles too right?

[CheeseCakeee]

Only a true American will try to describe a heart attack with 2 buns like a gourmet meal.

[ShitEuphPlayer]

After I heard him say. " My name's Josh Ozersky and I just wrote a book about hamburgers ". I turned it off. Trufax.

[totopoo123]

whoa stand back everybody, he aint afraid to cut his burgers in half!

[lordmagicpants]

He reminds me of that fat gross-looking nerd fish from that Spongebob episode

[EarlyRising]

WHO GIVES A FUCK?!?!?!?!?!

[Graviteh]

stopped watching when he said "American cheese"

[fragfestchampion]

@Graviteh

The first cheeseburgers were made with American cheese.

[spanku24me]

it is nice... IT IS NICE.

[nimbus1983]

Burger morphology? Burger orthodoxes? Really? This dude takes burgers wayyyyyyyyy to seriously.

[sonygipo]

1:56 FOR LULZ

[undefinate]

well there are all kinds of wrong with what he calls perfect

[TSLGB]

The fact that you put american cheese on that proves that you nothing about food

[TheHigginns]

hes fat.

[DefinedART]

HAHAHA i really love how he is trying to sound intelligent with ridiculous things like Burger morphology... oh God its so funny

[EekNick]

is this a fucking joke?

[Gusstoman]

WATCH THE FUCK OUT! He's not afraid to cut it in half!

[colomblanco]

@Gusstoman LMAO!

[MsDreamscape]

crispy salty pork element? ITS CALLED BACON YOU STUPID IDIOT

[chsiao999]

Just eat the fucking burger.

[zusuky21]

Since when did burgers become rocket science

[100Mikeeid]

just eat the fucking burger, you dick!

[Enfo613]

FAT FUCK. you know absofuckinglutly nothing. and it's called bacon

[manfromtheearth]

NEVER!! press the patty, noob.. how could this piece of junk be the perfect burger?

[braaup]

This guy is a bitch who feels like a bad ass!

[TikBoYc3]

its a bloody burger

[holypiss17]

who comments on a hamburger video

[TheRealGaldhon]

You, sir, do NOT know how to eat a hamburger. Cutting in half and not adding ketchup? Your man cards, now.

[mariolclc]

Its a burger redneck! as easy as that...

[30dailon]

1:20 crispy salty pork element.. LOLOL

[xBreeTannerx]

this made me lol

[MrPamplemousse]

What a shit channel this has become

[chrishasaclue]

he seemed like he had more of a crush on the burger rather than the hot chick right beside him...................

[TheFizzyFrost]

And this is the result of having too much time on your hands... you waste your life worrying about a fucking CHEESEBURGER.

[CrashWalkthrough97]

Some call it The perfect burger, some call it death in a bread bun

[nimbus1983]

Then theres this crispy salty pork element... Its Fuking Bacon Motherfucker!

[LynxRecover]

Shut up about the cheese!

[tico5999]

go lose some weigth...

[metafreak119]

The fuck is this shit.

[PaulisMusic]

YES ELVES

[guitaristanddrummful]

261 people are afraid to cut it in half

[A4Saibot]

STOP TALKING AND EAT THAT BURGER U FAT ASS ! -.-

[shanshawol]

crispy salty pork element... just call it bacon.

[VZZH]

I would laugh if this whole channel was a joke.

[wowfood]

American Cheese? You mean that rubbery tasteless stuff? Pfft please. If I wanted a tasteless cheese on top i'd use mozeralla. But no, an extra mature chedder is the cheese for me.

[bogdan19902]

u fat dude no more hamburger for u

[TheCelestialTeacup]

my favourite is the double bacon cheeseburger from north east england, proper mature cheese, none of that liquid american crap, the burgers are thick, served with barbecue sauce and onion rings (both of which i put inside the burger). as a once in a while treat it's great ;D

[headbangerdmc123]

is this a joke?....

[TheMelvx3k]

This guy know's nothing about burgers...thin really now?!?!?!?!?

[jigsaw99]

The rest of the world must be looking at this idiot who looks at a burger like it is a fine dining subject. IT'S A BURGER!!

[XcOoKiEmOnStErX1000]

i actually dont care about being hungry with this damn video! im going mcdonalds which i live beside starbucks, subway, baskin robins and mc donalds. lucky uh? :D

[ThePurpleDrumStick]

im sooooo hungry right now!!!

[noldorian86]

fucking fat pig "I wrote a book on hamburgers" what has the world come to when u get payed to just be fat and eat shit all day long

[dystopika]

veselka's great when you're drunk but it's hardly the best burger in town.

[fr33tim3]

disgusting fat american

[leonmichaelang]

geez, he likes his burger thin? how can anyone who appreciates a burger want a thinner wider burger than a thick juicy one? go to burger king and get a whopper if u want a wide thin dry burger!....

[hrappaport95]

What? The burger at the spotted pig is miles ahead of the one at veselka...

[iBePandaBear]

That's a cheeseburger...

[hjtjegrinwis]

orthodox hamburger with american cheese!!! lol hamburgers are originally german!

[si427]

@hjtjegrinwis Actually the hamburger was invented in America by Fletcher Davis, which he debuted at the 1904 St. Louis World Fair. Hamburg steak, which is different from a hamburger is came out of Germany. do do do the more you know.....

on topic: the perfect hamburger is pan seared and finished in the oven. Food bloggers being considered an expert is funny stuff.

[hjtjegrinwis]

@si427 alright you win :)

[xRaZorSHoTzx]

Why do you have to be so technical? ITS A BURGER! JUST EAT IT FATTY!

[EmNem69]

1:45... bullshit thats a perfect circle.

[noldorian86]

pathetic

fat guy is "burger expert" you just like eating fatty...

[ravi930]

WATCHOUT PEOPLE, he's not afraid to cut the burger in half!!!!

[ItsSomeDeadGuy]

What a boring burger. I could make something better at home with my eyes closed. Plus, what the fuck is with them squashing the burger on the grill? YOU LOSE THE JUICE THAT WAY, FUCKASS

[BreakfastBentoBox]

That dude is not getting laid. I have to live by my convictions.

[superpinoyxxx]

its bacon lool

[Droid5767]

if he was eating a doughnut he would describe it as a "circular holeish device of contempt based with a thin breading of some sort of smoothed form of iceing that is both elegant and harsh at the same time... a ying yang if you will"

[JuliusVonPringleton]

If he was eating pizza he would describe the pepperoni as "malleable peppery meat disc components."

[Lugzeh]

BACON STRIPS  .SMART

[ApexUpload]

what a fat loser.

[mryjn420090]

this guy is just a complete fat asshole

[imthetank3]

" i wrote a book on hambugers " couldnt hold it  LMFAO!

[JeffShueZz]

In-N-Out has the best burger.

[JuliusVonPringleton]

When he's explaining the "5 levels of texture," lettuce, tomatoes, and pickles should be a part of that....I can't believe he just left the other important components of the burger to the side, as you can see at 2:14.

[muse3223]

Whoa settle down guy. Morphology? srsly.

[janvoslos]

He has some serious guts ! he cuts it in half!

[ChathamFr0]

Guy made me lol! He's fucking passionate for sure.

[MicrophoneSpeaker1]

He's not afraid to cut it in half!

[Jamonkatrunk]

picky bitch

[chefkoo]

1:09 the bun is essential to a hamburger?!!! Seriously?!!!

[PaniPoniMesousa]

lol he forgot to put the tomatoes,lettuce, and pickle D:<

[KindlyKickRocks]

Fat fuck

[bigboypens]

this fat fuck is talking about a perfect hamburger, but it has bacon and cheese on it. Also, you fat fuck, stop cutting the hamburger in half because you don't do that shit at home. Order a hamburger for you and one for the lady you FAT FUCK. And anyway that hamburger what not that big of a deal...stop writing loser hamburger books and bullshit ass videos

[15000000th]

This guy is a douche.

[elmagnificodep]

THE PERFECT Hamburger wouldn't have cheese on it you dumb fuck. That is a bacon cheeseburger.

[ohnothefightsout]

watching him cut it in half made me cringe. DIVE IN, ASSHOLE

[Tsenister]

American cheese? lmao. that cheese tastes like shit

[Starioshka]

burger pro?

[AutumnOath]

AMERICAN cheese.

[mailroot3321]

btw this is in veselka on 2nd ave in nyc, decent diner. as for this fat ass, what a bufoon...

[Missmetall1]

dude your talking about a hamburger just eat the fucking ting jesus

[D34tho]

I am hungry -_-

[SuperNinjaOfAwsome]

i saw the thumbnail and thought it was a video about toast.........i was dissapointed);

[ShiftySkillero]

"The proportions are as orthodox and classical as a Unitarian deacon - more than that, and you get less; that's the way I feel and, you know, I only have to live by my convictions."

Eating a copious proportion of food for lunch as a conviction? Sounds like a heart attack rather than a penchant.

[martyswn]

Pauls on second avenue, best burger in Manhattan, period,

[MrYonomequejo]

crispy salty pork element! i wonder how he would describe pizza?