Hardly Working: Cool English Teacher

[Yuva782]

Strangely many of these lines are from famous teacher-forms-bonds-with students movies

[A2ZDemise]

"alright! improve games you play Macbeth, you play Colin Mockery. You're both pirates in a bowling alley, you can only speak in rhymes, you're a turtle."

[mynameismrlamp]

crouching on the table " BURN YOUR BOOKS! BURN THEM TO ASH!"

[iiiLooveyouu1]

i used to have 2 teachers like him xD but he was actually fun

[Kickylou22]

your a turtle! 

[tHeBoYzgaming]

BURN DEM TO ASH.

[mrassassain282]

SHIT ON YOUR BOOKS FTW lol

[chargersfan1111]

WAMP BONK!

[ThemanOmac]

As his great grandfather, I just want him to know, that he can go fuck himself with his green neon helmet

[OllieBear984]

There's a part of me that finds that teacher quite immature, but there's another part of me that wishes I would have had him as a teacher. :\

[Blomsternisse]

The sad thing is that I've had teachers like this in real life

[sxdrey]

0:52

Best explanation of a Shakespeare's piece EVER

[the1337cook]

Or this!

[TheDiddieMan]

SHIT ON YOUR BOOKS!

[ImmaBeBeast]

BURN THE BOOKS! BURN THEM TO ASH!!!!

[thepurplekoalabear]

"what's the policy on sleeping here?" i don't know, ask Amir

[BunnySulcides]

i love this

[Mario1223345]

3:30 am can't laugh but I choked it down

[Ratone4L]

This is literally exactly what my high school english teacher was like. Ripped books, attempts to be cool, random curse words, and complaints of his home life and all.

[XswaggerwagonX]

Dude you freaking spelled son wrong

[123lightingman]

Carry on my wayward suuuun!

[PerryPlanet]

What's sad is I actually had a teacher do a variation of that stupid "I could teach the class like this!" routine.

[willysheepboy]

at the end it looks like sarah is staring at dan's dick

[justsayyesandno]

there must be a word for how this video made me feel. -_-

[coolsvilleowner]

First period...at night?

[Shootark]

Burn the books! Burn them to ash!

[captinchillin]

WHY CANT U BE MY ENGLISH TEACHER MR GURWHICH

[sw4gify]

omg i want that teacher!

[159xxx753]

*looks at windows in the beginning of the video*

...

*looks at windows in the end of the video*

What the... O.o AWESOME :D

[NBAChickenLover]

At the End his junk was in Sarah's face

[NBAChickenLover]

Why are they all going to English Class? O.o

[ThisIsDjYigytugd]

"Shit on your books"... ummm and what college did you get your degree from?

[0Kyron0]

@ThisIsDjYigytugd College Humor ^_^

[MackLel38]

@ThisIsDjYigytugd college humor

[ashihtaka]

@ThisIsDjYigytugd College HUMOUR

[roflcopterannoysme]

@ScrabbleDiva How could you be a good English teacher if you cant spell and have no sense of grammar?

[laeyZ]

blonde girl so pretty ><

[ScrabbleDiva]

uh duh...I'm the coolest English teacher on the planet, but you know...what evs... ;)

[weezyfcrazy23]

"tybalt is pissed so he wants to 'pop a capulet'" it's funny because tybalt was a capulet and he wanted to kill Romeo who was a montague.

[Mistoffelees11]

Hey.. im going to ri tommorow. Psychic english teacher is psychic

[TyJaiGuruDevaOm]

hahaha oh my god.

[GeneralThieu]

I actually had an english teacher who we called Mr. G. lol

[polanddemon]

@GeneralThieu I have one atm lol?

[princessbc333]

This is the kind of english teacher i want. ours just sits in the back and grumbles. the only time he talks to the students is when we have a special announcement or when we talk about really awkward stuff....0_o

[SamuraiMonkey80]

"Pop a Capulet" I'm gonna use that.

[SandvichDAT]

PITCH A LOAF ON THE BARD

[WatchMeSpore]

@SandvichDAT Bard?

[GuyThatLikesToHunt]

my english teacher/coach sucks!

[GuyThatLikesToHunt]

anybody else keep seing an add were some lady is saying that theres so much shrimp cocktail

[BlackWhiteAznPanda]

Or this!

[belieberzare102]

EVERYBODY!!!! Shit on your books

[Schmidtmunk2]

@belieberzare102 ok

[BadgerMuffins]

My teacher is exactly like this

[becauseican66]

I want that Jacket!!!

[Kristin17Kolorado]

studying to be an english teacher. cant wait.

[spfccsmft]

Well, it was a good run, but I'm finally gonna have to remove my top comment. Just gettin' too many useless responses.

[gator159]

Balls in Sara's face 2:38

[CH1CO900]

Hes naked with out the beard on his face

[BFFLAD929]

BURN UR BOOKS...BURN THEM TO ASH!

[gmoddude1]

damn its almost been 4 years since i saw this damn

[ROFLwaffleforklift]

Were 24, that didn't stop me. -_-

[blackboy923]

wow really shit on your books

[noelg30]

PINCH A LOAF ON THE BARD

[mcave149]

RHODE ISLAND FUCKING ROCKS BITCH

just kidding it sucks

[GetThemAllBack]

He's playing a Gibson SG. Good for him.

[TheAstonM12]

The sky keeps changing color.

[Headgothunt]

my english teacher is better

[Shakenbacon22]

I will charish this until the day I die.

[nicolelectric]

Dan is a good singer...

[Dharok4321]

Wow this is the same order my English class read novels outsiders then animal farm.... In Russia we dont farm animals we animal farm

[HinakoNamikaze]

If he ever came to my class, I would hate him but my classmates would love him.

[nyninja212]

Was Sara looking at his dick? Lmao

[MCA5EY]

i bet Sarah liked the view at the end

[thefutureryankesler]

Or This!

[saihtambe]

I want your jobs :(

[sirhoeable]

i read like half of those books. . . .

AND SHIT ON UR BOOKS LOL

[bbrake]

What do you call a daytime nightmare?

Best depressing line ever!

[rickneil01]

A CONFORMIST

D8<

[Shititude]

DUDE THE VIEW IS AMAZING, WHICH CITY IS IT ?

[briedz98]

@spfccsmft 60's day

[princejohnneyfan]

@briedz98 well why do they say it a lot?

[briedz98]

@princejohnneyfan idk



[PUPPIElover369]

@spfccsmft In Hardly working: Scooch ...I think

[COWMAN376]

@spfccsmft uhm, i think the punctuation recession one or something

[r4nd0mi1]

@spfccsmft I think Ricky says things twice in the meetings..

[r4nd0mi1]

@spfccsmft /watch?v=sxFe9bwHz04&feature=r­elmfu There you go.

[WooperQueen]

@spfccsmft Hardly Working: 60s Day

[Bunnokazooie]

@spfccsmft Hardly Working 60s day

[ballabate]

@spfccsmft 60's day

[hellow533]

@spfccsmft Not sure if you're serious.

[spfccsmft]

@hellow533 I was, but I've gotten so many fucking responses to that comment that it's become a joke. I'd seen 60s day, but didn't remember that part. Now I will never forget.

[mrcampbellsoupc]

@spfccsmft It's in alloooooot of hardly working skits. just look more.

[jonny8late1]

@spfccsmft 50's day i think

[metalrocks19737]

@spfccsmft ricky says it in a couple videos

[cwhitaker100]

@spfccsmft hardly working 60's day

[FreshprinceObelair]

@spfccsmft Hardly Working: Scooh.

[flyingsporemonster]

@spfccsmft It was in the 60's day episode

[69BrittanyJoy]

@spfccsmft I think its from when they're having a meeting and Ricky tells them that if they have to do something twice, just do it once.

[mnkittel]

@spfccsmft - If you're gonna watch one CH video, please watch more. If you're gonna watch one CH video, please watch more.

[marsuleo]

@spfccsmft daw. twas back in the golden days when Ricky was boss

[ShiZno360]

@spfccsmft the episode called punctuation recession

[TheFibuX]

@spfccsmft lol one about paper clips...so funny haha

[cheesepuff556]

@spfccsmft It's from a Jake and Amir video

[MegaPanzers1]

@spfccsmft it's in one with Ricky on economizing on budget; something about exlamation points and counts it's really funny :P it's a Hardly Working

[matthewsan1]

@spfccsmft ive seen him say it a billion times

[angelichomicide]

@spfccsmft theres a video where the boss is telling them to save and hes like if your going to use two staples just use one just use one... then sara has an idea to have theme days... and the guys ruin it for her... i think its called 60s day?

[TheAlertHusky]

@spfccsmft It's a ricky joke and I think it originated in Either JaA or HW but I don't know 100%

[sheckler489]

@spfccsmft it's in the middle of the episodes if your doin a marathon

[metalkid588]

@spfccsmft its in a few eps, ricky says it in staff meetings

[TerryPLee]

i think that book was animal farm

[themostabsolute]

-we're 24

-that didnt stop me

XD

[irving0judgement]

BURN YOUR BOOKS!! TURN THEM TO ASH!!! (LOL) :)

[Zenkenmaster]

"You know there's a specific sound that dreams make..... when they die" I've NEVER laughed at anything that hard

[teensinthemaking]

haha i had to read the outsiders too... in gr 7 O.o

[Godman5234]

If you faggots are gonna do this stupid ass top comment idea, just do it once.

If you faggots are gonna do this stupid ass top comment idea, just do it once.

[EmoIssues]

silly mongoose there are no chapters in the Odyssey. It's an epic poem. :P

[anizlee13]

If you're going to teach English two ways, just teach it the one.

If you're going to teach English two ways, just teach it the one.

[faakid]

I think that the teacher is actually the one that's hardly working.........

[DjPimpMaster]

ROFL at 2:31

[ninster11]

burn your books burn them to ash

[MustangRoy7]

Press play again

Press 9

Laugh

[Samichify]

I swear to god I see Dan's ass in every episode of Hardly Working.

[MrFear2252]

You do? You do? You do? Ok you do

[laeyZ]

Does anyone else think the blonde his pretty other than me?

[icyswordofawesome]

I want to see Colin Mochrie as a turtle now...

[mrkiller963]

Lol

[SuperRugbyfanatic]

@LibertyOfExpression YES

[lightninstryk7]

i wish i have this kind of teacher for middle school

[QuadropheniaBrosef]

ABRAMSON?

[ScruffleTruffle]

If you're gonna have two top comments about books, just have one.

If you're gonna have two top comments about books, just have one.

[dailysugar]

@ScruffleTruffle hahaha that is great

[ScruffleTruffle]

@dailysugar hehe dawh you're extremely sweet ^.^ and YOU'RE GRRRRR-EAT. if only i could say it as awesomely as tony the tiger does :X

[NoEnglishSorry]

@ScruffleTruffle fuck off

[metal882]

"things aren't so good at home"

[LibertyOfExpression]

"he's gonna pop a capulet"

Am I the only one who laughed his ass off?

[orindark]

id love to have him as an english teacher lol

[michiganfan725]

dead poets society was a great movie

[SerenityM16]

"Or this?" Out of your ass? Appropriate.

[Jennifer32351]

best. jacket. ever.

[TheTotalRyan]

to the 2 top comments WE SAW THE VIDEO YOU DONT HAVE TO TELL US WHAT THEY SAID

[TheEmo201]

2:31 u see his boner :)

[BiohazardProductions]

@ScruffleTruffle That's just sad.

[BrownBrotherBravo]

lol i love the Who's line reference

[petrolacosaurus]

i had a mr g in high school

[theoldpunkkid]

The wierd thing is that i had a cool teacher and he acted like dan in the skit.

[lawngboardin]

This is so freaking spot on my English teacher... Wanting to be cool

[TheBlackbeltfighter]

I read the outsiders in grade 8. It's a great book

[kevin1811ful]

I ALMOST DIED

[xxUnrealAcexx]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! That was fuckin great

[bobby1291]

Most uncomfortable shot EVER at 2:37

[dood610365]

i wish i had a teacher like you :(

[throwinguprainbowss]

The odyssey sucks... I would shit on that...

[mobilephone16]

3 was better

[margomarie1]

"shit on your books!" hahaha!

[Birdfrontier]

I read the outsiders when I was in grade eight.

[ConfessHD]

Thanks for telling me quotes from the video. SPOILER MUCH!

[ItsSoDarkLol]

What The Fuck Happened to RICKY!!!!

[kenziegtaIVking]

can i replace my teach 4 him????????????

[dontaskaboutmyname]

@AmurricanDude bitch i saw this and knew this was guna be a funny series. like if you were here when this came out

[wmichelin]

Things aren't so good at home.

[Juoplify]

SHIT ON YOUR BOOKS

PINCH A LOAF ON THE BARD

[123Llife]

Zeppelin? Definitely Coolest teacher

[TheVortex741]

if you need to shit on two bucks just shit on one book

if you need to shit on two bucks just shit on one book

[trevortes]

Thumbs up if you didn't come here from Cool English Teacher 3

[shutyourmouth2]

@trevortes Does it count if I'm coming back because of CET3?

[trevortes]

@shutyourmouth2 Of course, thats all good

[ScruffleTruffle]

BURN YOUR BOOKS. BURN THEM! XD

[Muzikman127]

HOH

[MrFluffyVG]

its funny cause tibalt is a capulat!! XD

[Gamelord000]

I like the part where he popped the Capulet