Flowers in a Box Chapter 1

[hamster3467]

I CANTBREATHE

[ChippyMinton40]

I LOVE YOU FOR THIS

[holzaro]

this is hilarious! LESTRANDY.

[BlissSlyOne]

I love how it's a joke. it was all just genius. this is hilarious, i congratulate you lmao

[Nevvykins]

This is so good XD

[MssInsaneRaccoon]

Morgan Freeman plays John... Obviously.

[Insaniloids]

This was beautiful and brought tears to my eyes. Your throat must be killing you, though.

[horohorosrin]

@Insaniloids Late reply is late, sorry! Usually doing this doesn't hurt my throat, but toward the end, it would irritate it a little. Dunno why. Tea helped!

[brigee96]

chea-tiiiiiiiiiing xD

[Shikutukumimika]

I BET JOHN HAS A SQUINTY EYES FETISH.

[unavoidedcrisis]

I don't even know what this is.

[TheParadoxSocks]

This fandom. So much insanity.

I love it. 

[mertoness]

What's your tumblr name?!

[horohorosrin]

@mertoness therealrinnian :3

[mertoness]

@horohorosrin Thank youuu

[hatty25111]

Oh god I can;t..

[TheHongKongertv]

I love this...freaken Hilarious.

[givemetimeandacrayon]

SCREAMING

[EnglandKeepMyBones]

I think you just killed me. XDDD

[cheeseisthebestevr]

i need more of this. now

[toasterfriends]

I remember reading this fanfic, I couldn't stop laughing through the whole 14 chapters lol. I don't think the person who wrote it was a kid, cause' at the end John woke up and he/she started writing in grammar :P.

[PenguinsNWolves]

@toasterfriends

I'm the author, and I'm thirteen XD So yeah, sorta.

[horohorosrin]

@PenguinsNWolves I am proud of you for this dicksauce of a trollfic. <3

[toasterfriends]

@PenguinsNWolves

:P Really? Sweet. Your fanfic was awesome btw, :P you deserve many internet cookies.

[c1ickh3r3]

OMG im dying xDDD "The killer is anderson!! because he's a douche" thanks for reading this ;D

[MarsMonster12]

hahahaha an alot of dick

[SlendysWatchingMe]

It's like My Immortal, but less goth. It's BEAUTIFUL.

[Kiarankovu]

@SlendysWatchingMe Goff*

[Jessiegurl77]

LE-STRAN-DEY

[Cobbledstories]

"HELLO, SHERLOCK, John says-- but BITCHILY!"

[Cobbledstories]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF I LOVE YOU

i'm crying i'm crying ohmygod

[xxyukiko202xx]

'But he didn't fuck a do- DINOSAUR like freelock said.'

[iloveCullens96]

Oh my god. I am actually crying.

[itsjustlikemagic1]

*hands you the internets* THIS JUST MADE MY DAY XD  Brought the EPIC of this terrible but genius fic to life!! xd

[erikandfox]

An Alot of dick...wow.

[Marooth]

i am in love wit u

[TheMysteroo]

Excuse me can I marry you this dramatic reading is the best thing ever I can't stop laughing.

WINKY FACE.

[MeonProductions]

Dear Lord and I thought reading this was entertaining but... oh no I am almost peeing myself x´D HELP YOU ARE GREAT

[johannaAlice]

HOW DOES THIS GET A DISLIKE?

[efriis9]

how has this not gotten a million views?

i'm dying. this is lovely.

[wintermoons1215]

'even though you're cheatiiiing on you capital W wife' XD

[Kiarankovu]

Why am I watching this (again) while eating? Why?

[artisticjodie]

"Hi freaklock" Anderson said. (hes a jerk but he gets alot of dick he's like a pimp lol)

.. oh the descriptive text makes me want to become an author as good as this guy.

[artisticjodie]

This is absolutely the most fabulous thing I have heard. literately swimming in my tears of laughter, :)

[TheOrminlange]

LESTRANDY

SHELROAK

WINKY FACE

[BobMoose97]

You should know I'm not a girl after I spent all night sucking your dick... WINKY FACE

WINKY FACE

*dies*



[TheFaerieScribe]

Don't watch this with other people around guys. It gets you odd looks.

[natster77]

*DEAD*

[RhiaNewlove]

OHMYGOSH. I AM ACTUALLY CRYING TEARS OF LAUGHTER. My Dad thought I had a meltdown. This is brilliant.

[fishfingersndcustard]

ASDFGHJKL;

Afoshsoamdpandsidnqkxjenaknfak­dowbfksonejdadkzkenj

NO WORDS.

[xscreamxxletters]

"WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK A DINOSAUR ANDERSON"

[EllieVickyMaryH]

"someone.. who would want revennnnnnnge"

[SpectrumDinosaur]

BECAUSE HE IS A DOUCHE.

[papyrus4sirus]

And narrowed his already squinty eyes. Lolz.

[krossero]

and it begins.

[cynicalbiatch96]

Pffft. Anderson is a bitch.

Also you sound kinda like a pirate. It's cool.

[Kiarankovu]

I LOVE YOU.

[hatty25111]

I had to bite my lip to stop myself from laughing hysterically :') LESTRANDE!!!! oh god, I can't...

[lholde333]

aglkhlsfhaskgflaskhf HERE HAVE MY INTERNETS

AND MY FIRST BORN CHILD

[dethr0ned]

HELP ME OH GODTISS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[controlfreak1]

HI FREAKLOCK

i cant

[Aiicyla]

TROLLFACE HAS SQUINTY EYES. <:l

[Rackou87]

This is the most amazing thing ever. Oh my god I can't even. I was hyperventillating (sp?) from laughing so much and so hard.

You, my friend, should do audio fics.

[Rackou87]

OH MY GOD.

[Tonxie]

BUT BITCHILY! <3



[DokiDokiNya]

DFHSHFK HAHAHAHA I DON'T EVEN, WHAT IS AIR?

[iamterriblyclever]

ANDERSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOON

[LaQuincess]

OHMYYYGOOOOOOD SDJFHDSJHSDJKHFS BEST THING EVER

[jurrietdeanna97]

I LITERALLY SPAT OUT ALL OF MY DRINK I DID NOT EXPECT THIS AJAKHDHJKAKHJAJKHLAHJKLADSLKJA­JKHLADJKADSHLAKJSHAS I LOVE YOU

[bananas1and2]

This is like the My Immortal of the Sherlock fandom

[HYESUNGSWIFEYY89]

OMG OMG OMG OMG roflolololol asjd;lfkjaslkfjasf *died laughing* I tried reading it and christ, I think I lost 10 years of my life from it. BUT GAWD, this video, THIS VIDEO is gold. Funniest shit in the universe.

[ThreeBooksInTheFire]

WWHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY

[royalblueconfetti]

oh jesus, I don't even watch this show but I rofl'd hardcore

[augusteyes93]

SQUIIINT-E EYES COLON D

[TheWaffles222]

RIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

YOU ARE TOO SEXY <333

[luceknight]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG OMG LESTRANDEEEEE

The " cheatiing on your Wife" was my fav part LMAAAAAAOOOOO!!!

[buttonyourshoes]

YESSSSSSSSS

[FourteenInTheMAking]

''he's kind of a dumazz EL O EL'' And the way you pronounce Lestrende!

[ThistleFrost]

Bahahahahahaha oh my god that was hilarious.

[RomanClee]

AHHH. MY EARS.

Please. No more. Ow. Spare us.

[chubbysenator]

That was so many flavors of wonderful.

[aibanez123]

LESTRANDEEEHH.

LESTRAAAANDEEEEEEH.

[hollydiggity]

This is easily the greatest thing that has happened to my life in days... weeks... maybe months. Jumpin' Jehosophat, bravo on the dramatic read!

[thinglove]

I actually died laughing.... what the fuck... I have tears in my eyes....

[CollectingSeashells]

I'm dead. This might just beat chapter 17 of My Immortal.

[Matella15]

Well I just had to stuff a pillow over my face for 5 minutes so I didn't wake up the entire neighbourhood pissing myself laughing. You have to finish reading the story, for the sake of comedy! Please!!!!

[HallowsNotHorcruxes7]

You, my friend, are a god.

[TextReciprocation]

**applause** ALL OF THE AWARDS.

Also... alot of dick x3 I see what you did there.

[kayepeesincups]

CRYING SO MUCH OH MY GOD. you are my favorite.

[JosheeHB]

xD If I die, I blame you

[thewrongkhristol]

I am torn between feeling sorry for the child who wrote it and acknowledging how shit of a story it is. But this, this is epic.

[KetchupSplodge]

@thewrongkhristol It was a trollfic, the writer can write perfectly well, she just made this to mock all the shitty fanfics like My Immortal.

[horohorosrin]

@KetchupSplodge And it's the BEST. DAY. EVER!

[KetchupSplodge]

@horohorosrin IT SURE IS WAIT IS THAT A REFERENCE TO SOMETHING

[horohorosrin]

@KetchupSplodge Uhhh, when I say it I'm thinking of Jayne from Firefly. XD

[KetchupSplodge]

@horohorosrin augh what is that

[mertoness]

@thewrongkhristol

The girl who wrote this did it on purpose. If you look at the last chapter the spelling is correct

[fairnatsu]

CRYING

[emdilly18]

OMG Best thing ever in the history of anything

[stephs06]

That made me jump when it came on :')

[NuclearMustache]

I love you.

I. LOVE. YOU.

[Brimmely]

I THINK I LOVE YOU

[ladyformichetti]

This is hysterical. I'm literally rolling all over my bed.

[wintermoons1215]

XDDD this was hilarious!!

[Demeste]

adshighrighthtd I have never laughed like this is my life

[PROPINOrebelles]

You are actually my hero. I am in tears right now. Best dramatic reading. /wipes away tears of laughter

[ImagineMarvelous]

I.LOVE.YOU(do more normal voice comments)

[suzanamarieXD]

YOU HAVE TO DO CHAPTER 2 THAT IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER LISTENED TO.

[horohorosrin]

@suzanamarieXD Haha, thanks! I have classes tomorrow, but it's also like my Friday, so I should have plenty of free time.

[omgsaruh]

I cannot breathe. The laughter. You are a hero of the people.

[TheAlexander627]

you really should have heard the noises I made. there were definitely a few snorts in there.

[sparklinganderson]

this is the best thing ever. PLEASE do chapter 2

[johannaAlice]

This is incredible.

[swimmiegirl89]

Oh my good lord. Please read the rest like this. I died.

[beadedstar]

I swear to God if you're not currently recording Part II, I will send you hatemail until you do. Or lovemail. Whichever you'd prefer.

[beatriceinthetardis]

This is my favourite thing ever.