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  • Guys this is Russia. Russian ain't like to learn any language. Stupid russians.

  • This ATC controller should take a decent course of English. Good lord, if this was a high prio mayday, the plane would've been crashed by the time he could produce the correct words.

  • "Becaaaussseeee Catttcchhhhh bird!" why does he say bird so fast?

  • because cath birds lol....

  • they took gypsies out of the streets and gave them vodka for talking a bit in the mics

  • I caught 28 birds with my engine, now I want you to smoke a tractor with my company

  • The poor pilot!!!

  • This is one very "steadfast" video. =p

  • WTF they didn't know English Normaly, how they can work? 2 engine problems it means 28 problems? Shiiiit :| :D

  • wtf? it's a disgrace to ATC. i'm fuckin speachless.

  • Terrible ATC. Well done to that Russian pilot who pointed out ATCs bad behaviour. If somebody declares a mayday you do not harass them. He told ATC his problem already. He is now very busy trying to save his own life and his passengers. Not have a chat about birds. What an idiot. ATC centres with international traffic should speak better English.

  • I' m really concerned with the english they use, I'd be really mortified with this situation because you as a pilot would be uncertain as if the tower is aware of the whole situation... I'm not a big fan of ruling the whole aviation in english but that's the way it is and we all have to be qualified to do so!

  • То ли ему слышно плохо было , то ли английский плохо знает. А с 28 проблемами доставило

  • What a crap ATC service they have.

  • Controlle: u catch bird??

  • Your video is a favorite on Madagascar

  • LOL the guy said swiss air confirm bird strike

    what that means he told you 3 times it was a bird strike he said bird strike bird strike you need too confirm that, very lousy job from the controller

  • ... too much Vodka in that tower!

  • Lousy job by RUS ATC--would never make it in US ATC--Terrible job!!

  • hooly mooly i would have gone nuts with this atc...good job swiss!

  • lol pathetic having another captain translate that for you. 

  • U catch bird??

  • russian atc dont speack english ??!!! o god

  • @Abruzzosoccorso you too)

  • @AKVAEL

    fuck you-understand?!

  • @Abruzzosoccorso I see you are very polite dear)

  • @AKVAEL sorry

    

  • Facepalm...

  • every 3rd sentence was 'Say again?' and every fifth was 'Whats your message?'. bricks will be shat by passengers, if they could hear this conversation live.

    as someone below here said: choose russian airline companies when going to Russia, at least they could be able to communicate.

  • Lol whats is your Problem Mayday? Bird Strike Bird Strike! Russians: ?? Ahhm Strike Bird affrim? xD

  • WTF 28 proplems u moron

  • thank god for the PLK254! :)

  • Russian morons....

  • while sitting in the cockpit of B737, carring out checks or awaiting for crew to come. I hardly could understand what those chinese pilots were talking about and I was amaized our controllers did understand them. I wish I had a voice recorder to save some examples of chinese English.

  • Why does everyone repeat "28 problems", when the controller said: "two eighty problems" (not twenty eight).

    The most funniest part for me was when the controller was trying to specify the problem :)

    I hope the situation with ATC at Pulkovo has been improved since that time. Frankly speaking there are some foreign pilots flying to Russia, whose language can hardly be called English. I'm talking about chinese crews (Hainan airways), I used to listen to Approach and Taxi frequence, while

  • These Russians are total idiots!

  • The worst ATC in the world!

  • hahahahha what a bad english :D noobs

  • Fuck for Russians !!

  • 28 problems????? WOW! Great Controller!!!

  • must be a pain in the ass to fly in this airspace. everything have to be repeated at least twice. and ATC asking irrelevant questions at critical times.

  • omg russian atc !!!

  • That pilot sounds so Tired at the End and the thing is it's the communication that seemed to give him more stress than the actual emergency.

  • This poor flight deck crew, bird strike, need immediate return, trying their damnest to explain what is wrong, what they need, need radar vectors, and having to put up with inferior controllers due to language difficulties. The swiss....always professional.

  • WHAT WAS THE ROBLEM, WHAT WAS THE PROBLEM, WHAT WAS THE PROBLEM xD.

    Bad communication....

  • "What do you need to say to him"

    ROTFL

  • because catching BIRD??

    Jesus Russian ATC...get more intl. plz x)

  • What could you possibly need to tell your company?

  • @aaftabj You need to tell Swiss that you are stuck in russia and that you need your engines repaired lol

  • Swiss 1311, have caught a bird? Bring it down and eat it with fries. Swiss 1311, you see, hit a flying vodka

  • OMG, conclusion - when flying to Russia, choose Russian airlines... hope the Russian pilots would speak better English so they can at least manage take-off related emegencies at a foreign airport... :-/

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  • learn english, stupid russians, before people die

  • Well I for one won't be travelling in Russian airspace. I always thought it was a legal obligation to speal English in ATC

  • "2 engine problems, 2 engine problems.." "28 problems?"

  • Swiss 1311 Roger, Tractor sent for you^^ lol

  • IT's too bad the ceiling was also rather low along with all this other BS...

  • Say again??? lol

  • We must give our pilots and air traffic controllers around the world better language training. If a very complex message or instruction needed to be understood, I fear it wouldn't happen with this level of English.

  • What is most important is that the emergency situation was understood and the aircraft was able to land safely. What I find slightly troubling is the level of English that is able to be understood and spoken.

  • what is gonna happen if that is Air China 981 taking to the ATC...

  • esli ne pomosh ot drugih pilotof udachnee bilo bi govoritj s kirpichom. 28 problems bl... i eto Pulkovo!

  • Летал я эти края!!! Халатное отношение к переговорам, не внятно и что что мямлят из под жопы!!!! Пиздец бля, считают себя охуевшими перцами!!!! ПОзор! Драть таких диспетчеров!!!! Хорошо что всё обошлось!

  • can I download this file anyway? I could teach to my students very lot from this event. Thanks Richard

  • @sn1054a use savetube dot com ; just paste this videos url there and recieve a file

  • @yannpilot you are right, but then cut some slack to a poor russian ATC, he lives in a country where all movies are voiced-over, he never heard native english speakers, well unless BA plane comes over. So he is not so bad taking into account that he probably learnt language at school... and there is more senior one which helps him out - in europe we call it a team work, nothing wrong about it.

  • I hope i don't remember this video every time i travel to San Petersburg... In Checking you can find people talking real english...

  • I had no idea about how bad the lack of proper communication skills in some parts of Russia really is. I hope this is just an exception and doesn't represent other major airports like Moscow and others with high amount of international traffic.

    We need more unified regulations by aviation authorites world-wide and standardized entry criterias for such important positions such as an air traffic controler.

  • No excuse to the level of english language of russian ATC, but before nagging him just remember who crashed two planes into each other and killed so many children...eh? remember now?? riiight they were Swiss!!

  • @TheSergy1983 : that had nothing to do with level of english... The ICAO rules about TCAS arrays were altered after that crash...it shouldnt of happend but it could of happend to anyone...

  • @yannpilot what i meant is that its better to deal with people who have a bad level of english, but not so ignorant to their work and land safely then with people who dont care at all about others but with great communication skills!

  • @TheSergy1983 i totally agree with you that skill is important but its wrong to say that the swiss dont care about others because a midair collision happend in their airspace...what happend was horrible but you have to cut the man some slack if you fully understand what happend, it was his fault yes, but he never intented for it to happen!

  • @yannpilot also, during the time of the crash, repairs were taking place on equipment in which the controller used which subsequently slowed down all the computer systems, not an excuse in itself but certainly made his life harder during that time. I believe the controller was stabbed to death as a result of that mid air collision.

  • @CityPuncher18 Yes he got stabbed by the father of one of the victims...The man lost his whole family in that crash and went insane...i cant imagine how that feels...and the one person to blame (who was still alive) was the air traffic controler...very tragic :(

  • all this video in 2 phrases

    LX1311: ENGLISH, MOTHERF*CKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?

    Controller: SPIK RUSSIAN OR DAI!

  • in soviet russia, birds dont let you fly

  • @kenadamsusa

    At 4:30 a russian pilot tells him that he has two problems.

    You can hear the controller say "spasiba" meaning thank you.

    Hope you can add this.

    greetings!

  • OMG how are those guys allowed to be ATC?

  • Fortunately this ended well

  • Yawn. People obviously don't know that this is standard ATC in most parts of the world. I know of Indian ATC with the most perfect comprehension of English yet they have impossibly thick accents that no foreigner can understand, especially on HF.

  • katastrophe russen-ATC

  • this could have ended so bad because these guys don't speak proper english

  • mayday =raidio silence ...

  • Swiss 1311, because, eh...catch bud???

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  • Haha xD What do you need to say to him? --> Maybe that the HB-IPT had a birdstrike and ask them if they could send a new plane to Pulkovo? ;D

  • fuck this is really scandal...

  • I think they changed the controller, the second guy was considerably better at English. Good job from both of them I think.

  • ...You catch bird?...

    Oh, yes, sir! We were hunting birds and caught some to eat later...and all of you are asking for lunch...Lol

  • Pure scandale!

    Its really scandalous when ATC's dont speek 100% english ! So many things could gone wrong!

  • 28 problems? hahaha

  • ----continued---- I had a bird strike on the same aircraft (different location) We didn´t negotiate, but told ATC what we intend to do. Declaring emergency means switching from subordinate to controler!!!!

  • Blaming the russian ATC-Controllers is an easy thing to do.... Just follow the mainstream in this discussion! Being professional in aviation ALSO means not to expect too much from your principal supporter in this particular case! It sounded like the pilots had too high expectations BEFORE they encountered this dual bird-strike. If I know that dealing with ATC is difficult, maybe impossible I don´t ask for anything but switch the X-pndr to 7700 and TELL them what will happen next.

  • @xwind1970 And say a prayer in hope that they understand what you are talking about?

  • 1. Наши плохо говорят по-английски. Плохое оборудование. НО - все живы и здоровы в итоге.

    2. В Швейцарии отлично говорят по-английски, современное оборудование. НО в 2002 году по вине швейцарских диспетчеров столкнулись два самолета, погибло 52 детей.

    Выбирайте.

    Я бы выбрал 1 вариант.

  • @MrIvan0ff

    У меня есть наибольший связи для 52 детей, погибших в ДТП! Но русский летчик также не обнаружили признаков швейцарских контроллеров.

    Авиация должна быть уникальное сообщество, и не обратились друг против друга ...

    Cheers

  • LMAO!!!! "We can try but what do you need to say to him?" answer: "well, we'd like to order some pizzas while the tractor is crossing the whole country from somebody's farm". And i thought brazilian ATC was bad.

  • @AirDrunk I am a brazilian ATC, and I thought my english was extremely bad...

  • @AirDrunk Boy, just hope you're brazilian before making a comment like that.

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  • they speak like the ATC from argentina jaaaa, hi from buenos aires

  • This could have gone terribly wrong so many times... 

  • Lmao, You catch a bird ?haha

  • "Swiss 1311...erh...you catch a bud"?? LMAO !!!!! Hahahahahaha!!!!

  • Somebody needs english lessons...

  • LOL... :-) After a safe landing:

    ATC: Swiss 1311, specify what engine got strike?

    LX1311 (with annoyed tone of voice): Both engines... *engine 1*, *engine 2*...

    ...

    ATC: do You need diembark passengers?

    LX1311(annoyed): NO, *I need a tractor*...

  • @glsole LOL Love it

  • in soviet russia, situation controls you

  • zaraza wan tree wan wan i make do no speeky the englo very good..

  • haha those russians:P

  • У них оборудование времён очаковских поэтому нихрена не слышно

  • wahahaha!!! idiot russians !

  • Two non-native English speakers with different mother tongues trying to communicate in English is not always easy; especially when there is an emergency. I agree that the Russian controllers could have had better comprehension, but despite communication difficulties on the exact nature of the emergency, they responded quickly to the mayday and directed the plane quickly, clearly and safely to land and should be given credit for that.

  • @zorak950 exactly, that's what's really important.

  • ну е мае... стыдоба позорище... ((

  • What an Idiot in the atc....

  • PLK254 Is right on the money.

    The idiot controllers are asking too many stupid questions.

    As if they don't have enough to do than talk to these fools.

    Oh my god, this is just ridiculuous.

  • Russia charges the highest overfly fees in the world. And yet they provide ATC trained by Borat. Aeroflop at it's best!

  • Declaring mayday with Borat on ATC is the worst thing that can happen to you...

  • @alx744 LOL

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  • That's crazy. Totally unacceptable. ATC Controllers should be fired. No more to say…

  • lol fail much...

  • Блядь диспетчера уроды.Позор.Учите английский.

  • nightmare

  • poor swiss pilot :D

  • Any landing you walk away from is a good one  ( I think )

  • Ну обосрались диспетчеры, ну и что? С кем не бывает?))

  • I can say, if I become an airline pilot I would not want to have an emergency in Russia :)

  • wow great english there  on the controllers part

  • i say throw this mo..fo.. out of the tower ))

  • lol, obviously ground didn't get the message. she told him to move with out any engine power.

  • this cant be true

  • Oh my God...that's the worst English I've ever heard from an air traffic controller..

  • охренеть, если такие дебилы работают на международных линиях, то кто же работает на местных??!!!

  • here is the reason why l don't allow people to write comment in my videos

  • Sorry, this comment was for another video. Comments here are not so bad.

  • Похоже товарищам из рашы нужно подучить англ :)

  • mdaaaaaaaa no comment

  • excatly the same issue, just a diffrent ATC's approach with 'bird strike' emergency landing, in Manchester. see the difirence. watch?v=mZEF6v6yLVg&feature=fv­w

  • Hope I don't need to fly to Russia anytime soon. ATC are SHOCKING!!!

  • @RICHTAYL That's right! Don't fly to Russia! It is dangerous here, it's cold here, nobody speaks English and bears with balalaykas walk along our streets! =)))

  • @volodislav Very skilled bears I should say

  • 28 problems :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

  • I lived in US for 5 years and understand English pretty well. I couldn't understand English of the pilot as well. He speaks as Indian and nobody can understand Inidians. So don't blame dispatcher. They both have pretty bad accents.

  • @vinkiUfa

    Nothing of the kind. The pilot speaks OK. Swiss pilots are mainly german-speaking and his accent is perfectly understandable. But the Russians are as always in deep shit up to their neck...... The last phrase is phenomenal: Pilot-"Can you contact my company?" - Dispatcher: "What do you want me to say?" Tell them that you are an idiot...

  • @PearlJam2k6 I know German accent and British accent. Pilot has some Indian accent and in the beginning he pronounces 'Bird strike' very fast. What do you want me to say?" = the question was if pilot wants to say some addition info.

  • @PearlJam2k6

    Good replay mate :)))))))))) ''Tell them that you are an idiot.''

    At lease he should know word MAYDAY SOSSSSSSSSS idiotttttt

  • английский надо учить, чтоб в дальнейшем проблем небыло. пилот который подсказывал диспетчиру молодчяга ему 5 большое

  • @PNZ2000 Of course, well done!

  • Why did that Russian controller keep asking the pilot whether he had a bird strike? The controller should have established that once, not repeatedly adding radio pressure to the Swiss pilots.

  • @xrayzulu1987 : Russian controller speak English very bad, so he can`t understand what Swiss pilots trying tell to him. In some moments other Russian pilots say: "he catch a bird" or "he want a firebrigade to runway" in russian...

  • I am one of those who upload ATC recordings like this, and this one is really amazing

  • That's a shame in such a dangerous situation.

    But... have you ever called to USA embassy and tried to talk to them in Ukrainian or Russian? I've called and I had to re-ask each sentence to repeat. So accent is always a problem for everyone no matter of nationality.

    Saying of the dispatcher: I've been working for American company for 5 years, but I couldn't understand everything without subtitles from the video in such a noisy background and poor quality of sound.

  • !!!!!how do the airplanes flying in russia!!!!!!

  • well, checked on google map, pulkovo is just an mediocore airport, two runways. but still.... this aint the way to go if that airport is going to accept foreign planes. props to the pilots that helped out that dispatcher. without them he will be like the guy in that german advert: like eng boat calls german coastguard: eng: 'we are sinking we are sinking' ger: (broken eng) 'what are you thinking about'

  • @nomareth I have just checked Heathrow- only two runways;)

  • My name is Table

  • ё****й стыд, гарвардский акцент диспетчера просто убил на повал

  • Английский у диспетчера ахуенен просто!

  • Какой позор!

  • и мы еще летаем? ))) ЧУР! ЧУР!!!

  • What a shame.

  • Бля, шедевральный английский

  • Пилоту поощрение и внеочередной отпуск. Диспетчеру и пидарасу, который этого диспетчера взял на работу - 20 лет лагерей каждому.

    В Ленинбург больше на самолете - ни ногой.

  • я в тихом ужасе .... 0_0

  • russian retards -.-

  • Holy crap!!! How is this f***n possible at all??

  • OMG....poor swiss pilot.

  • What a shame! what a poor english on international traffic!!! respect to Swiss1311 pilot for staying calm

  • ебаный стыд, и это стадо баранов встает с колен???