he last two managers where I work asked for raises last year. They were denied and gone in less than three months. If you ask for a raise, the CEO will say no. Then, he will pile work on your.. more than you can handle. Finally, your out for not performing.
I knew IT! THURSDAY! what was I thinking?! All this time I was trying Wednesday! I was only a day off!
And Grand kids? Geez, I realize his daughter is married to someone else, but, shit, I'll just slip her some roofies, then have my way with her! Im going to go for it! I'll just hold THAT against him next time I want a raise! I made you CHILDREN! RAISE ME!
I can see a lot of controversy in the above discussion. Howcast, you've done a great job by making this video available to public.
Shame, that most of the public is deaf and blind. Even tips such Thursday or Lipstick are worth to consider, because it is true and it works.
Learn from experts and apply it in your practise. When was the last time you asked for more money? Congratulations on your 3.5%. You know what?! You could have done much better if you listened more carefully.
i cant believe i just watched that thinking it would work maybe i should just cunt punt the fuc in the nadds and tell him its your call raise or a kick to the teeth witch will cost more
why is it that woman who were lipstick are more likely to get a raise then ones not waring lipstick? hmmmmm maby i should start wereing lipstick lolz jk
another thing is to wear a nice suit but not your best because that shows that you already have enough money to get a nice suit so why would you need more
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Before you asks for a raise:
1. Impress your boss by doing extra work
2. If any employee asks you for help, you have to agree and help. Then, explain to your boss that you have helped them quite a lot.
3. Refresh your face expression. If you are not in a good mood when you meet your boss, always try to be cheerful at all times.
4. Finish your work faster than normal. Your boss might be impressed
I'm a fresh graduate and had worked on my 1st company for 2 months. Thumbs Up if u think i'm right.
se7enUp2007 2 days ago
he last two managers where I work asked for raises last year. They were denied and gone in less than three months. If you ask for a raise, the CEO will say no. Then, he will pile work on your.. more than you can handle. Finally, your out for not performing.
RubberToadstools 1 month ago
I prefer the fight club way
gofuckyourselfaiight 1 month ago
@gofuckyourselfaiight you broke rules 1 and 2
RubberToadstools 1 month ago
Banging your wife for a raise? WORTH IT.
MrFreeStufff 7 months ago
Step 1: say to your boss: GIVE ME A RAISE YOU MOTHERFUCKER, OR I'LL KILL YOUR FAMILY
Step 2: Spend your money
david2000magic 8 months ago 2
More grand kids? *runs out of building while taking off pants*
Toogorax 9 months ago
20%?! I'm not good in math!
doeswhathelikes 9 months ago
What the hell kind of company is he working in!?!?!
DrPenguin4280 9 months ago
The guy looks so familiar!!
friendlybeanrocks24 10 months ago
How would I get a raise in a casino, when economy is bad and ALL casinos make you sign a contract for less then min. wage?(cause of tips)
(at least all casinos in Las Vegas)
Demonbawlz 10 months ago
MY BOSS IS A CHEAP ASS .NO POINT AKING FOR A RAISE
TheAdam9749 10 months ago
Job not required? Ok
kiminacu 11 months ago
Vagina...
AndysReviewsAndTuts 1 year ago 2
The guy asking for a raise reminds me of ronny from jersey shore :P
SparklingCutiee 1 year ago
I knew IT! THURSDAY! what was I thinking?! All this time I was trying Wednesday! I was only a day off!
And Grand kids? Geez, I realize his daughter is married to someone else, but, shit, I'll just slip her some roofies, then have my way with her! Im going to go for it! I'll just hold THAT against him next time I want a raise! I made you CHILDREN! RAISE ME!
stonehands72 1 year ago
fuck this vid! if u want a raise than u tell ur fuckin boss that if he doesnt give u a raise than ull quit!
sledneck2xtreme 1 year ago
lol more grand kids
ryuubi2010 1 year ago
I can see a lot of controversy in the above discussion. Howcast, you've done a great job by making this video available to public.
Shame, that most of the public is deaf and blind. Even tips such Thursday or Lipstick are worth to consider, because it is true and it works.
Learn from experts and apply it in your practise. When was the last time you asked for more money? Congratulations on your 3.5%. You know what?! You could have done much better if you listened more carefully.
DaffodilKelly 1 year ago
i cant believe i just watched that thinking it would work maybe i should just cunt punt the fuc in the nadds and tell him its your call raise or a kick to the teeth witch will cost more
seanspeer1979 2 years ago
why is it that woman who were lipstick are more likely to get a raise then ones not waring lipstick? hmmmmm maby i should start wereing lipstick lolz jk
sandylolz1 2 years ago
lipstick = raise?
USAGIISSOCUTE 2 years ago 4
Make more grandkids!
TNinja0 2 years ago
Note: pulling a prank on your boss or his daughter will get you fired, not a raise!!!
dingdongditch1000 2 years ago
This Howcast video should be renamed: "How to Make Your Boss Laugh!"
CrazyMovieMaker900 2 years ago 4
Thursday?
nonameatallbuahaha 2 years ago 3
yeah, that is amazing
hellomozo 3 years ago
note: raping your boss does not usually get you the desired results
michaelthonger 3 years ago 43
You mean raping your boss's daughter?
obamawalker 3 years ago
@michaelthonger .....Oh.....That explains it....
MrIam1nsane 1 year ago
@michaelthonger
You'd be surprised....
JoesGuy 9 months ago
haha cute!
Tanitini88 3 years ago
lol!!!! more grand kids!!!!!
msashleychen 4 years ago 11
I guess if a man wears lipstick then he'll have less of a chance....:(
rl0u8888 4 years ago 60
Hell I'll try it and let you know, lol.
michaelarbec 3 years ago 9
i swear i c some people with like red lips that look like they have lipstick on. i'm not sure if they really have lipstick on tho. it's weird.
ntse91 3 years ago
@rl0u8888 Oh god, that might be why I didnt get my raise!
Terje1337 1 year ago
@rl0u8888 Oh believe me, it will! Personal experience :)
MrIam1nsane 1 year ago
more grand kids!!
Lol!
chrisvet1 4 years ago 7
lol, yea right...
beautifuldreamer12 4 years ago 3
Yea right boss!
Bopkasen 3 years ago
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bullshit
IDRR07 4 years ago
I'm not wearing some lipstick just to get a raise, heck no that's not how I roll.
drag0nmind 4 years ago
ROFL at the Did you Know? NO SHIT
dbzisdakrunk 4 years ago 6
lol I married your daughter lmao
napior99 4 years ago 14
this guy realy has a terible hand writing
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sharkstun97 4 years ago
Da Bunny RULZ!!!
albino28 4 years ago
this is bullshit
Drgon90 4 years ago
more grand kids! hahahaha, THANKS DAD!
barfonion 4 years ago 9
boss:yes mr. sweeny what is it?
me:GIVE ME MORE MONEY YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!
boss:YOUR FIRED!!!
me:FUCK YOU!!!
boss:heres your raise sir
me:EAT SHIT AND DIE!!!
boss:now theres a go to guy
now thats how its done
jogeryjogo 4 years ago 7
lmfao damn straight
ikaruthenobody 4 years ago
hwehehahaha LOL!
albino28 4 years ago
lol yup
Wes945 4 years ago 2
lipstick: +4 charisma
Metalfan723 4 years ago 5
yea but its got a -2 intel
vote4boz 4 years ago
ROFL
Metalfan723 4 years ago
lol, the end was the best , lol.
very nice. How cast is good.
shomodor 4 years ago
lucky git he bagged the bosses daughter
madmotomaniac 4 years ago
wow this is interesting haha
Cyhor 4 years ago
you are or a ho or a pimp.
commonsense2008 4 years ago
another thing is to wear a nice suit but not your best because that shows that you already have enough money to get a nice suit so why would you need more
xdewthedewmanx 4 years ago
That whole lipstick thing.. that's based the on the research that there are more male bosses i suppose.
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NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS
SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!!!!
CoachJenn9 4 years ago
yea seriously, that Thursday fact was interesting!
EstepaOnYou 4 years ago 5
I didn't know most promotions were on Thursday.
RetroGamer88 4 years ago 4
i love howcast
jaketheman987 4 years ago 4