LMAOO. My sister IS IN LOVE with Mathew Mcconaughey you I don't even know how to say his last name. I love Titianic. I subbed, please don't disappoint me!
I do not want my coffee table to be made out of notebooks and garbage... And if my boyfriend came home with huge bear hands, I would call 911 immediatley. AND I hate the movie Titanic because it makes me want to cry so badly. And you know what?! When I cry, my makeup smears, and then the man next to me will have to immediatly leave the premises. WOMEN LOVE CHOCOLATE AND KITTENS! Also, always obey us women and we will love you forever. And yes, Phelix is a dumb name.
Haha hey Josh .... Just saying your video log right here is epic haha I'm going to post a video on FB and YouTube about your new video logs! Oh and I disagree about babies... They are slobbery messes that haunt my dreams! :3
@Donieosmond. Fuckkk you!! Joshua is far from a douche. And your one to talk. Any body named Donie is destined to be a douche. If you don't like him why the crap are you watching his videos. Seriously bro get a life.
Am I the only one who thinks this guy seems like a doucher? I mean, besides being the worst part of Balloon Shop (an otherwise flawless group), he just gives that vibe.
@Donnieosmond Yeah I think you are the only one that thinks that. He is definitely the funniest. You're probably just a really stupid person. Swallow a bear trap.
i like the stuff you guys do and i dont care if u dont do ballonshop. i think its awesome to see all you own things bloom and blossom like a swan in mid may..... thx
...........my name is mowgli. don't believe me? look me up on facebook, not trying to be all spamish advertising myself, my name is really mowgli.... :(
@Mogli2nd2none hey there mowgli...keep that chin up, its ok your name is mowgli, the girls will fall all over you, just let your name fly free in the wind, kinda like a birds feather does....make your name known, get out there and be somebody
If you at the mall, and you see and attractive young lady that you might wana talk to, you walk right up to her with a rose, and say you have passed round one, she will fall into your arms i asure you this HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
1:16 transcribe audio: "but morning trying to use some chance. the men and women love this show the ashford. here at the mall. try to get me to do you want to talk to. you walk right up to here with the rose. he said he looked past brown one."
Hahahaha! I loved this video. I'll tell ya though, I know plently of women who don't mind snakes much, including myself. Lol. And of course I took it the wrong way when you said, "Give e woman a baby." Haha, I cracked up.
I could go on and on, I just loved this one. And Josh, ur freakin hot.
Women love watching this video blog (whatever that is), Because Joshua Pursley is a handsome devil. I feel very unwomanly, because I'd take a snake over a baby any day. Heck, I'd SWAP a baby for a snake any day. I -would- love a notebook/garbage table though.
LOL! He wasn't on A Walk to Remember, lol - well, I'm the exception - I do not like Matthew. Never have...he's not ugly, he's just...ok. That's it. :-)
I am not attracted to matthew mcconaughey in the slightest, I hate the bachelor, titanic is one of my least favorite movies, but you've got the babies, Felix, and the notebook-garbage table right :P
This sucks times a million.
Norogoth 1 week ago
0:12 JJ voice :D
ThisIsShar 1 week ago
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Thumbs this comment up if you think josh olan and thomas should start doing balloon shop again!
BaconNation9 1 week ago
What shape do babies come in....
sasukefan9877 3 weeks ago
LMAOO. My sister IS IN LOVE with Mathew Mcconaughey you I don't even know how to say his last name. I love Titianic. I subbed, please don't disappoint me!
YurrahAlHadi 1 month ago
hahaha this is only the 2nd video ive come across of his i like but its damn good.
thomas ftw
wtfethanwaits 2 months ago
I do not want my coffee table to be made out of notebooks and garbage... And if my boyfriend came home with huge bear hands, I would call 911 immediatley. AND I hate the movie Titanic because it makes me want to cry so badly. And you know what?! When I cry, my makeup smears, and then the man next to me will have to immediatly leave the premises. WOMEN LOVE CHOCOLATE AND KITTENS! Also, always obey us women and we will love you forever. And yes, Phelix is a dumb name.
0Maggitha0 2 months ago
I hate Matthew Macconaughey!! hes a huge tool that cant even act and to be honest...hes not that cute.
sedwaykid 2 months ago 2
wake up in the morning and try naming yourself chesney
mcnuggetter 2 months ago
i love snakes...
16sydney16 2 months ago
Hahahahaha but I love snakes!
Raindropsontheglass 3 months ago
Where do you get these Matthew Maconnahey Pamphlets?
jollyjoshhalo 3 months ago
10 people are named Felix..
Ally15637358 3 months ago
haha wow.
TheSicKNightmare 3 months ago in playlist More videos from JoshuaPursley
Uh Sahara was better then ghosts of girlfriends past
Ephraim32 4 months ago
Avatar Aliens? X)
AmandaRetana 4 months ago
I know what I'm doing next time I go to the mall.
5w4gg5w4gg 4 months ago
bear hands lol
HURLEY7130 5 months ago
I love you, Joshua.
JoeyTheGirl33 5 months ago 8
Also can't stand reality shows...yes like that Bachelor. But I do love Titanic. You, my friend were spot on with that one:)
spicydancingqueen 5 months ago
WRONG!!! The first thing out of your mouth was wrong. I am NOT NOT NOT attracted to Matthew, he's a toolbaox in his movies. Case closed.
spicydancingqueen 5 months ago
my boyfriends house is made of garbage and notebooks... THAT'S WHY I LOVE HIM!!!
DEATHxFROMxCHOCOLATE 5 months ago
Titanic is so terrible. XD Funny vid though! <3
miiscenegrl 5 months ago
3:00 raising arizona ftw.
MrSupertarded 5 months ago
notebooks garbage bear hands
videoluvr4204 6 months ago
A Walk to Remember?
stardust113ify 7 months ago
Ok, one thing I have learned about women.. is that they have lady lumps. I don't even know what that means...
TheElle1308 7 months ago
This video was posted on my birthday, so I love you.
Scarlettaghenbabyy 7 months ago
Lady lumps... bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
MalarieeLovesYou 7 months ago
hey i like snakes
lulularae 7 months ago
@TheFuzzyFace you are awesome!!!! Haha tracheal Williamsburg disease!!!!
TheRandomotic 7 months ago
Haha hey Josh .... Just saying your video log right here is epic haha I'm going to post a video on FB and YouTube about your new video logs! Oh and I disagree about babies... They are slobbery messes that haunt my dreams! :3
TheRandomotic 7 months ago
@Donieosmond. Fuckkk you!! Joshua is far from a douche. And your one to talk. Any body named Donie is destined to be a douche. If you don't like him why the crap are you watching his videos. Seriously bro get a life.
mtaylor42595 7 months ago
Am I the only one who thinks this guy seems like a doucher? I mean, besides being the worst part of Balloon Shop (an otherwise flawless group), he just gives that vibe.
Donnieosmond 8 months ago
@Donnieosmond Yeah I think you are the only one that thinks that. He is definitely the funniest. You're probably just a really stupid person. Swallow a bear trap.
XxyeeeaaahxX 7 months ago
its gonna be a kenny chesney christmas
coolkazza888 8 months ago
Ima try the bachelor that's hilarious!! very funny.
101SuperTaylor 8 months ago
olan is funnier
TheMacaroniez 8 months ago
@TheMacaroniez I disagree! :D
PivotB3stZ 8 months ago
@TheMacaroniez Well duhh, but this is still funny
TANNERGRN 7 months ago
@TANNERGRN ya thats true
TheMacaroniez 7 months ago
I imagine you hear this alot, but you sir, are quite attractive.
Catree14 8 months ago
9 kids didnt have a baby named Mogley
TheKamikazeKydd 9 months ago
me and my friends are pulling the bachelor scheme at the mall!
yeahboy212 9 months ago
bahahaha give her a baby
jessicadot 9 months ago
I didnt laugh at this at all.
slaughteredremains1 10 months ago
agggg I HATE MATTHEW MACCONAUGHEY!!!!!!!! :)
misstimezone00 10 months ago
HAHAHAHA - I can't even pick a favorite quote from this!!
11polkadot1 10 months ago 16
/watch?v=bksbcix8_tU
women love staring
inthemountains123 10 months ago
You give me a baby named Mogley and I will marry you right then and there.
AngusHuntz 10 months ago
@AngusHuntz Lol
ImAaronNoImNotYesIAm 10 months ago
@AngusHuntz lol
aarondugan 10 months ago
Lol you have passed round one
Magerlicious 10 months ago
you are a hottie!!
Moonlight319 11 months ago
it is now my life goal to own bear hands!
xtaliwackninjax 11 months ago
9 People are not named Jake Jillenhall
VamBiggush 11 months ago
@VamBiggush Gyllenhaal. Jake Gyllenhaal.
TaTuSpartan 11 months ago
A coffee table out of notebooks and garbage. Sounds like something from Portlandia.
Phishstrangler 11 months ago
I AM A WOMAN AND I FIND THIS EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE AND- Hahahahahahahahaha just kidding this shit is hilarious. Nice blog dude!
TheSuperEpic 11 months ago
i am a lady, AND I HATE! MATHEW
zimusa1 11 months ago
Give a woman a baby xD
MrMassMajority 1 year ago
i love snakes and hate justin bieber he is awful.
NomNom11teen 1 year ago
Try waking up in the morning and naming yourself Chesney.
Ilovemyfender2 1 year ago
i like the stuff you guys do and i dont care if u dont do ballonshop. i think its awesome to see all you own things bloom and blossom like a swan in mid may..... thx
yeahboy212 1 year ago
lmfaoo
souldude 1 year ago
...........my name is mowgli. don't believe me? look me up on facebook, not trying to be all spamish advertising myself, my name is really mowgli.... :(
Mogli2nd2none 1 year ago
@Mogli2nd2none hey there mowgli...keep that chin up, its ok your name is mowgli, the girls will fall all over you, just let your name fly free in the wind, kinda like a birds feather does....make your name known, get out there and be somebody
marner94 1 year ago
@marner94
haha believe me, i've got self esteem. i just thought he said my name lol thanks tho!
Mogli2nd2none 1 year ago
@Mogli2nd2none haha ok man
marner94 1 year ago
trust you?
marclangstaff 1 year ago
I love this....but im not a woman
JbrabdonA 1 year ago
You are extremely handsome.
KTron1992 1 year ago
In all the time ive been on this earth, ive learned, WHAT girls like. They like 3 things: Boys. Justin Bieber. And people that replace Justin Bieber.
OmGitsapie 1 year ago
so play twister,naked,like mathew mchanahay,try not to get your snake in the way,all to pass round one...sounds good
snowman2bandit 1 year ago
If you at the mall, and you see and attractive young lady that you might wana talk to, you walk right up to her with a rose, and say you have passed round one, she will fall into your arms i asure you this HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
jimmymagnum07 1 year ago
You're absolutely correct, Joshua. I would love for you to give me a baby.
brizbot 1 year ago
aw, c'mon. titanic makes me sick.
ohsupizze 1 year ago
WOMEN HAVE LADYLUMPS?
bigbookofnothing 1 year ago
I LOVE TITANIC
soggybox 1 year ago
Actually, I don't like McConehey...however you spell his name, lol
I loved The Bachelor when it first started but now I'm tired of it. But the rose things was a good idea, lol
Yes, love Titanic...even though I was like 8 when it came out.
Twister, great game!
And I love snakes! I think their kind of cute...but don't give me a spider, I'll hurt you! XD
potchammy 1 year ago
you have lucious lips.
yofwengaby 1 year ago 7
ok guys you should get back together as one group this just isn't funny I'm sorry
TripleR789 1 year ago
we do, we do.......we love twister
Stellina199722 1 year ago
a walk to remember??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
SmithAveOnreLemonde 1 year ago
I just about peed myself at the Bachelor thing, cuz I hate that show. (I'm a female) xU
77pp123 1 year ago
just realized my last comment has already been stated like 60 times, beat me to the punch
MusIimExtremist 1 year ago
8 kids named felix
MusIimExtremist 1 year ago 45
@MusIimExtremist my guess, mcconaughey has a couple different accounts.
MrReidLynn 1 year ago
bahaha!!
"Women love a man that can build things with their bear hands. And I'm not talking about human hands - actual BEAR hands."
hahaha!! Do you know what women love?? Laughing. I did a lot of that in the past 3 minutes. Thanks! :-)
enamoredbyone 1 year ago 2
I stole a baby and gave it to a random girl, and she just looked at me funny....jk i wouldnt ever do that to a poor defencless mother....lol
SkizzleVids 1 year ago
I love the name "felix" D: it reminds me of cats. I love cats...
IrritableGiraffe 1 year ago
8 people didn't pass round one :P
constar187 1 year ago
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8 people are named 'Felix'.
ceverettsmith 1 year ago
8 people are named 'Felix'.
ceverettsmith 1 year ago
i couldn't stop laughing throughout this skit.
I could try....
but sooner or later, i would .
CzeslawMeyer 1 year ago
I love snakes and I hate Titanic D:
LaKiie 1 year ago
1:09 hahaha! pearls of wisdom right there
LittlexMissxInsanity 1 year ago
haha women love funny guys. like youuuuuu
coolbeanz333 1 year ago 3
1:16 transcribe audio: "but morning trying to use some chance. the men and women love this show the ashford. here at the mall. try to get me to do you want to talk to. you walk right up to here with the rose. he said he looked past brown one."
insertwittyusername 1 year ago
Women Love YOU!!!
sevastra142 1 year ago 33
@sevastra142 …since he cut his hair and is no longer "running from melons"!, righty right??
WeAreTheNight1 1 year ago
@sevastra142 your so right girl.
flutist23 5 months ago
make more videos!
Chris269CJS 1 year ago 2
I once knew a boy named moegly.
bambambritt 1 year ago
you are adorable.
:) just sayin'
hello7poppet 1 year ago 3
you refrence balloonshop things more than thomas and olan do in their videos. but i am oddly okay with that.
biscuitboy4life 1 year ago 3
lol "try to not name yourself felix"
Vinnygil 1 year ago 2
BALOON SHOP PLEASE!!!
EMandEM101 1 year ago
he looks like seann william scott a bit lmao xD
UntoldPivot 1 year ago
When did you get so effing hot?
REBECCAtheSOPRANO 1 year ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
It sounds like you have tracheal williamsburg disease.
TheFuzzyFace 1 year ago
It sounds like you have tracheal williamsburg disease.
TheFuzzyFace 1 year ago
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ConquerCheatCatcher 1 year ago
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ConquerCheatCatcher 1 year ago
BEAR HANDS!! I KNEW IT!
NORTHERNKONFLIKT 1 year ago
notebooks and garbage
jonpo123 1 year ago
...
TheLeafSamurai 1 year ago
I'm going to go make titanic happen again
KingethJames 1 year ago
hahaha this just made my whole day soooo much brighter. Also, It was a good video.
sarabelle1993 1 year ago
hahahaha so true... every word!
theJMPproductions 1 year ago
this advice is GOLDEN!
sdeckerstudios 1 year ago
You are better then Olan!
drwfe 1 year ago
@drwfe no. just no. he's good, but i just like olan better...
letsnameitYancy 1 year ago
holy crap.
im watching titanic right now.
hahahaha.
koomshakoomsha 1 year ago
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koomshakoomsha 1 year ago
"One thing I have learned about women is that they have lady lumps. I don't even know what that means, but the Black Eyed Peas told me that."
100percentgamer 1 year ago
Hahahaha! I loved this video. I'll tell ya though, I know plently of women who don't mind snakes much, including myself. Lol. And of course I took it the wrong way when you said, "Give e woman a baby." Haha, I cracked up.
I could go on and on, I just loved this one. And Josh, ur freakin hot.
TikiXxXRocker 1 year ago
I will actually try these techniques, I just told a girl my name is Jake Jillenhall
imykahy 1 year ago
I will actually try these techniques
imykahy 1 year ago
Women love watching this video blog (whatever that is), Because Joshua Pursley is a handsome devil. I feel very unwomanly, because I'd take a snake over a baby any day. Heck, I'd SWAP a baby for a snake any day. I -would- love a notebook/garbage table though.
"Pamplet... McConaugheeee..."
EnglandBeat 1 year ago
My brother became sad when he saw this. Because his name is Felix. haha
danncingpenny123 1 year ago 3
Dude I'm going on a date!
SamariZach 1 year ago
glad to see your making videos bro. funny lol
NathanielAdams2010 1 year ago
Bear Hands would be awesome but what if you sink a ship with your bear hands that would be amazing
WolfAssass1n 1 year ago
How do you spell Jake Jillen...hall? Or Chesney?
CirclesWithCorners 1 year ago
How do you spell Jake Jillen...hall?
CirclesWithCorners 1 year ago
@CirclesWithCorners Gyllenhaal I think.
ShhhhhItsasecret 1 year ago
LOL! He wasn't on A Walk to Remember, lol - well, I'm the exception - I do not like Matthew. Never have...he's not ugly, he's just...ok. That's it. :-)
SKM 1 year ago
i once knew a boy named mogely
tideismypride 1 year ago
Joshua Hitch-ley
fatmunch8 1 year ago
Do more vloggities like this please Mr. Pursley(:
ummreagan 1 year ago
this vidio made my life!!!!! gosh i love you :D
robinatorandshannino 1 year ago
This was incredible! I love it <33
Krakalakin9955 1 year ago
Ghost of Girlfriends past… BALLOON SHOP FTW!
WeAreTheNight1 1 year ago
Best advice ever.
EcoQueenMistress 1 year ago
I am not attracted to matthew mcconaughey in the slightest, I hate the bachelor, titanic is one of my least favorite movies, but you've got the babies, Felix, and the notebook-garbage table right :P
xxemiliahxx 1 year ago
nice advice lol i will totally try that at school :) wonder how my friends that are girls will react ? lol
Soras101 1 year ago
4 people named felix watched this video
ThomasBarryTV 1 year ago 2
i will steal a baby for you any day josh
ElDosAmigos 1 year ago 2
Thanks to your advice I have managed to find over 0.5 dates.
masterqme 1 year ago
Women love BalloonShop! DO IT!
Sara582 1 year ago 96
Ahhh woman do love the often baby stealing :D works every time...
FattyBehrX3 1 year ago
your vids ares better then olans keep makeing em!
Lojopy 1 year ago
haha you should have stopped at giving her a rose... you know NOTHING about woman hahaha
cLsbraziL 1 year ago
matthew machaunegywhatever is a douche
crazysillystupid 1 year ago
I love snakes! And I am a woman... But I do love the titanic so you got me there.... Lol I miss balloon shop!!!! When are you guys coming back?
Love ya Josh!!!!
ILoveCountryBoys97 1 year ago
I don't even know what a video blog is! lololol
Gumballywag 1 year ago
women love joshua pursleyyyyyy
emilyamours 1 year ago 3
2 words,
BALLOON SHOP.
please.
SarahX0xOXo 1 year ago
I have missed you Joshua Pursley!
danncingpenny123 1 year ago
"if you know of a naval ship that will soon meet its demise, you go on that ship."
joshua, i would go on that naval ship with you anyday
daisygirl303 1 year ago
you aren't complete without Balloon Shop.......
TopherZapdos 1 year ago
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jojoxguitar 1 year ago
You have passed round one:)
jojoxguitar 1 year ago
1. I don't like Matthew McCognghoughouyy. Or whatever his name is. He's an ab-flasher. peh.
2. I don't like the Bachelor. Never have.
3. I LOVE Titanic, and men who manage to sneak onboard sinking ships with me.
4. I am a woman.
So you win! This video is good stuff :D
EternalManiac 1 year ago
Supposed to be a heart, turned into a negative 3. v.v
xbewarebrittanyx 1 year ago
:DDD
-3
xbewarebrittanyx 1 year ago
You're lookin' good Josh. No homo.
xAIDSx 1 year ago 2
i like snakes.....and yes in a girl
JunoHart 1 year ago
You rock! And roll.
retrakkt 1 year ago
You are the most knowledgeable on love good sir.
pirosama 1 year ago
how does this only have 2000 views?
mitchelcollins 1 year ago
YAY!!!
ARE WE GETTING ANOTHER OLAN ROGERS?! :D
betterthenyou744 1 year ago
i love this! and we'd all love to see some more vvlogs! YAOW!
curleejordee 1 year ago
so so true
squarethreethousand 1 year ago
You should definetly keep at it with the video blogs, this one was absolutely hilarious!
berbobloo 1 year ago