Britney Spears Surprises Dave

[portalpwner]

just because he can have Britney Spears on his show, doesn't mean he should flaunt it and waste our time

[Soundgarden8497]

dumb slut

[AKAjocey]

Haha aww she's so cute :D

[GanggangH]

LOL she is sweet and funny =D

[bowler8]

didnt understand that

[TheHughesy123]

bitch... ~__~

[richig761]

@manson3britneyalizee Your pussy is nasty.

[halo2untouchable]

@mime1926 What am I reading?!?

[JPLV]

@mime1926 This might be the most random comment i've ever seen on YouTube...and that says A LOT!

[JustHereForComedy]

@mime1926 Cool story, bro.

[mime1926]

Who is Britney Spears?

I have never heard of her.

Is she Canadian?

She looks a bit lost....maybe it was the "ladies" she was after.

I don't think that TV interviewer was happy. but he handled it well.

I have sent some information about her.

Is she really John Lennons lovechild?

It could be Elvis grand daughter...maybe I'm wrong.

Everytime i hear about this person ...it mentions mental illness and i don't think that is the dress protocol for such institutions.

Don't start a rockband

[freestylemydestiny]

@mime1926 hahahaha, that was hilarious. dont know if you're serious or not. but still its pretty fuckin funny :L

[mkfge7]

@mime1926 loooooool das jokes

[Daverothens]

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[INJUNJOE2]

i would fuck her

[SkibopDaSequel]

damn she just disrespected him lol

[xNikkaX3]

She should wear a bra.

[rcguy4373]

she fucked um.lol

[MadzieCat]

wuut?

[andyhazy]

@BabioJongja315 she did years ago



[KimAlsgaard]

@rezzomatic

Still I'd do her! ;-)

[AntnyDsmn]

@rezzomatic and in the cooter area she's now un-bone-able.

[vxenon67]

wow legs

[twilightnerd455]

back when she wasnt a whore

[acroxy]

She looks so gorgeous with short hair. Wish she would have it that way more often.

[Godlynessinate]

Will Farrel got in that.

[jukodebu]

ferrells a prik so is his dumb ass assistant

[maya06227]

Britney Spears really symbolises USA. First everybody was in love with her and now everybody's just grossed out by her disgusting ass-face.

[philipcoker1]

Britney is always so frigging beautiful. I would fall to my knees and worship her as I do every day all these years. GODney forever.

[cricket1679]

@Briankey1960 lol, she's too strong, she doesn't need it after all she's been through

[cricket1679]

@Briankey1960 wtf are you talking about??? she never went to rehab to begin with........

[maxxx1309]

bow to GODney!!

[philipcoker1]

@maxxx1309 SHE IS GODNEY SPEARS. THE ONE AND ONLY GOD.

[iWatchCouplesKiss]

I wonder IF he was aroused lol ?

[philipcoker1]

@iWatchCouplesKiss Who wouldn't be? She's BRITNEY SPEARS!

[Schpinki]

bitch

[miami0533]

@vickizspace LOL PROBABLY NEVER . I HOPE SHE DOES PROMO THIS 2011

[e2bobbie]

need help with fathers rights .. American man with Asian Vietnam wife / baby 312 521 3152 need PSA From a famos person

[Pundit2k]

OMG!!! IT'S BRITNEY, BITCH!!!!!!!!

[AK47infidel]

BITCHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hobgoro]

Lmao silly Britney

[LuckyIzzy659]

how old is she in this

[officialpresspoppel]

@LuckyIzzy659 24

[ladyloowho]

@LuckyIzzy659 25 i think,

[HigherDefTv]

Leave Britney ALONE!! *cries pathetically*

[CrsnCheez]

real?

[twilightzonicstars]

@CrsnCheez No, that was a drag queen.

[SexiestCavemanEver]

Wait. Why did this show up at the top of a list of video suggestions for Strapping Young Lad?

[AliciaEvil]

always beautiful, always bitch, always goddess...

am a crazy girl and want fuck with my sweet Britney!

[TheAlienAndTheTree]

@AliciaEvil i see ur comments lik everywhere! ur so funny and super in love with britney haha

[LeBronForTheWin]

@tuuneess well she does have sex tapes hahha

[WeedVulva]

@tuuneess shes finished for porn though id like to see her eat some pussy.

[copperhead88]

@tuuneess if she did I would jack off to it everyday

[ladyluv71]

This is her...when she is decent. I don't disagree with what people called her in the past because indeed, she was acting inapproriate towards her kids, her fans and herself even. She is maturing now and is realizing how many mistakes she has made. Go Britney!

[DoctorFunyun]

She is adorable. I don't know why people rag on her. She's beautiful, talented and interesting.

[Eseercam]

See, I never knew that Britney Spears was "trailor trash". That's harsh...the title, that is! I also don't like when people call infants-Crack Babies or Bastard Children

to me, this is the worst form of UGLY!

What did or didn't these "human beings" do to earn such an ugly title?

[jazjazzjazyy]

ok wtf she needs to shave or wax or somthing it is like a jungle under there i love britney spears but really?????? has she never heard of a razor????? no offence thumbs up if you agree

[MrShudacudawuda]

@jazjazzjazyy yeah because we want all our woman to look like children

[williamindragunawan]

Cute

[MoiDixMois01]

did i just witness what i thought i did?

[7j8i9m]

I only came here to say dear God Youtube stop showing this #$@#$ing Britney ad. kthxbai.

[pyasahaina]

@icthruu4evr  my id is pyasahaina@yahoo.com

[edwseph1]

KISS YOUR HAND 10 TIMES

SAY YOUR CRUSH 15 TIMES

POST TO 2 OTHER VIDEOS

LOOK AT YOUR HAND

[stupidchicken112]

@edwseph1 faggot

[pyasahaina]

@icthruu4evr send me that photo if you can ....thanks

[CameliaMaeve]

@icthruu4evr I think you just like saying "vagina"

[PrincessRynn]

You have no idea how much your words speak about you.

Whether Britney does or does not have an 'ugly' vagina as you say--it's hers. Do you think that merely because she's a famous woman who's made some poor choices, she no longer deserves to be treated with respect? She's no longer equal to you, but below you?

And of course, my disapproval of you must infer I suffer from an ugly vagina as well. It couldn't possibly mean that you actually were being vile. No, no. Not a chance.

[PrincessRynn]

@icthruu4evr

And you're repulsive as well. What a vile thing to say.

[wasp3451]

this show is dead its from like 1986

[pyasahaina]

@icthruu4evr well tell me where you saw that i am also interested,

[pyasahaina]

@icthruu4evr have you seen her vagina????

[PrincessRynn]

@pyasahaina

You are repulsive. What manner of question is that? Shame on you.

[pyasahaina]

@PrincessRynn don't say that to me look down on the comment of icthruu4evr he told me that he have seen her V and its ugly so i told him where have you seen that ?? tell me one thing are you a big fan of her or you have VAGIN-O-PHOBIA?? :)

[PrincessRynn]

@pyasahaina You're right--I responded to the wrong comment. I apologize calling you repulsive.

And no--I'm not a fan of Britney Spears. I simply find commenting on any celebrities vagina crass... Neither do I have eurotophobia. :)

[Evnted]

Dave wishes Britney was his coworker.

[moonlily1]

I'm pretty sure she didn't think of this herself, it was obviously scrpted. B. Spears is a fucking moron.

[Jay89848]

She has the cutest smile

[addwantedparadise]

TEAM BRITNEY

[addwantedparadise]

TEAM BRITNEY

[FlyingGold]

Id still tap that

[IonStorm889]

Problem with ads? Refresh the video.

[BelmontLOL]

Marilyn Manroe -> Madonna -> Britney Spears -> GaGa

[StJimmy19]

@BelmontLOL I mostly agree with that, except I HATE Monroe.

[helenfly1]

@BelmontLOL all those ladies are sexy until u said Gaga eck

[biffula]

Look at Liza Minnelli to see what Britni is going to be in 30 years.

[WayneYonke]

@biffula Ha! Pretty close. More like Lorrie Morgan. (Who is that? - you say. EXACTLY! Google her.)

[daturnerman76]

She still looked mildly attractive 4 years ago.

[dunayea]

id still hit it

[mrdeadplayer]

fake

[durrtysouthfresh]

@mrdeadplayer WOW! Who would have guessed it?? You, sir, are a genius! I think I speak for everyone here when I say that you should be commended for your smarts after uncovering such a difficult fact. THUMBS UP. ...Here, have a f*ckin' scooby snack, b*tch... Dumbass...

[MastaAlexo]

Watch "Patrick's World Part 1" ! Funny as hell! It's a REALLY good parody of this.

[alecneil21]

she looks even uglier

[sparrowgirl84]

she actually does NOT looking amazing....but thumbs up for being a fan of will! hehe

[doodl3bugg13]

Her boobs look really saggy.

[durrtysouthfresh]

@doodl3bugg13 Yeah man, they are, it sucks (haha). But naw seriously, it sucks. They've been like that for a while. I realized it at the end of one of her music videos a few years back :o

[xoflesh]

LOL it's funny because the people on here are calling her stupid for doing this yet they're the ones who don't even realise this is a skit.

[thekingsora]

not cause shes blonde cause of the drugs duhh

[LiLJAM3Z]

HAHA! she went on set looking for Will Ferrell... blonde moment???

[huggybear1997]

wow what a blonde

[MsBixy]

she sounds like a 12 year old

[hideaway33]

The problem with females in charge, is you can't really pour a cold bucket of Water or "Gator-Aid", over their heads IF they do something good. I think maybey we're not going to make this 1!

[77en]

? lol

[Mielievreter]

fuck Dave where you surprized? I am sure you producer would have told you some teenage useless motherfuckin bitch would be on you show! Fuck tou should go big time! your acting is priceless!

[911FANGS]

britney is rlly pretty.

she's making a big come back! :P :) :/ :0

[JinNOSify]

Hooray, No advertisements! :D:D:D:D:D

[manmanguy]

Can't believe his hack bitch still has a career.

[MrGizmo757]

@manmanguy yeah i know what you mean. but hey. id still fuck her. :-)

[manmanguy]

@MrGizmo757 Dunno about that. Did you see the paparazzi pic of her cooter? That thing isn't too pretty, and neither is she.

[12345jaas]

@manmanguy Can't believe your mother didn't swallow you.

[FitnessChronicles]

it's surprising to me the shit people talk behind their screens... oh well none of my business

[justindavis2012]

@  everyone tl;dr

[ManofManyPasswords]

I've always thought there's something wrong with britney, it's in her eyes, she's always looked a little looney

[jhw2p]

the beginning of the end of britney :(

[101lotusflower]

wat.the.fuck.is.she.wearing??

[chauhpham]

omg!!she look beautiful here..

[adancingBT]

Ouch.

[NoDropLS]

I don't care what anyone says, i'd fuck her, i'll take one for the team!

[adancingBT]

@NoDropLS - LOL if she read the beginning of that she'd be flattered then ...oh ok..(not flattered after all!) AHAHA

[ndrwstnr]

ya'll losers need 2 get a life.

[mightytreasure]

You Inspectors are fools, Britney is uber talented. If you armchair quarterbacks had one ounce of talent as an A&R person and model talent agent you'd be shamelessly promoting her too. 100,000,000 screaming fans must be wrong and you somehow got it right eh? umm wrong. You opinion is more like a bellybutton or something else.

[pixiehollowlol]

i was watching the "F.U. GUY" on david's showsm=, so now i was just waiting for him to show up yelling "HEY BRITTANY!! F*** YOU!!!! F***** YOUUU!!!!!" xp

[xtelemasterx]

he's like "oh my god" when he see's that fiiine ass waltz onstage behind him

[ERiCPUMPER]

/watch?v=5xj9BuN8ViI

[VitoArc]

no talent trailer trash skank

[lamb8390]

@VitoArc Wow, nice talk about someone you don't even know. 

[LippeeLoo]

@VitoArc you have issues....im not a die hard Britney Fan...but that was uncalled for. She obvioulsy has more talent than you...otherwise you'd be the famour one...hmmm...also, ever heard of not passing judgment? you should try it out sometime.

And please, i invite you to try and make a crack about me, and say something snotty...it'll be like water on a ducks ass...just slide right off. By now...and i hope your days are long and happy...filled with peace, and no judgments.... :)

[granne2]

@LippeeLoo BRITNEY HAS TALENT? search "Britney Spears microphone live - what she REALLY sounds like!"

[LippeeLoo]

@granne2 You know, you are absolutly right....She has no talent...shes not a very good dancer( 2 left feet if u ask me), she has never had a number one single in her entire career, she has never starred in a movie, or been a guest star on a TV show, she has NO business skills what so ever.if she did she would have a successful perfume line...and she of course doesnt...Hmm...i was truely blind...forgive me granne2, you are so smart...where would I be with out u to point me in the right direction.

[tommytalks77]

@LippeeLooNo, she doesn't have an ounce of talent, she can't really dance and obviously she has no clue how to sing and it's is very disturbing to see someone actually believing that she herself was/is behind any of the products/music/choreography because it becomes clear that there are people in this world that will believe the most absurd things as long as it's on TV.

Sad, very sad, because there are no real music artists making success nowadays, just shallow products...

Sad but true.

[10221842028]

@tommytalks77 lol Britney is the entire package. She has the sweetest personality, the "x" factor, the perfect pop voice, and great choreography.

[tommytalks77]

@10221842028 Sure she is.

Why is it then that no trained musician (you know, people that REALLY knows a good musician when they see it) has absolutely no respect for her.

Or why is it that she can't sing in the right key without the help of digital effects like an intelligent-pitch-corrector(if you have any idea what that is...)?

Why is it that she needs a "noise-gate" for live performances, you know, to help disguise the fact that isn't her voice coming thorough the microphone?

Wake up fool!

[LippeeLoo]

@tommytalks77 LoL...I dont buy into propaganda...I am a performer, a singer/musician. I never claimed to be a die hard Britney Fan, my orginal point to a different person, was to not pass un-neccessary judgemnts on someone you dont even know. This poor girl has been a pop idol/princess, trailor trash, mother, and now she is on the right track to getting her life back..i give her props for being curagous enough to continue on in the public eye, tho she has made a spectical of herself. Cheers.

[tommytalks77]

@LippeeLoo I don't give a shit who you are, for all I care you are another brainwashed, stupid (please, learn to spell) person who is a puppet of the media and buys/wears/eats whatever you are told to and still thinks is because it was your option.

NLP, dear, you are just an empty vase.

If you can't see how ridiculously untalented and contrived these kind of singing girls are then you are just another brainwashed puppet controlled by the media.

But of course, you'll be also in denial...

[LippeeLoo]

@tommytalks77 Haha...wow you are really High and mighty arent you....we should all bow down, bc u are so right, forgive me for having a credible opinion...gosh, what on earth was I thinking? Forgive me, please...now i must go and join with the rest of robots as we dance the dance of brainwashed denial. Cheers...

[tommytalks77]

@LippeeLoo It has nothing to do with me thinking too much of myself.

If your opinion isn't based on facts but it merely reflects a generalized, although wrong, opinion that you absorbed without actually understand it than it doesn't matter that you are entitled to your opinion (you are, we all know it), you are still demonstrating that you have no understanding of the matter and you are simply making a fool of yourself. Like creationists trying to defend that the earth is only 6000 years old...

[911FANGS]

@tommytalks77

omg, stop over reacting.

[911FANGS]

@LippeeLoo

well said

i totally agree with you

[Alexanderzzzzon]

@LippeeLoo You know this video was uploaded 5 years ago right?:P

I agree with you though.

[10221842028]

@granne2 That microphone live stuff is while she was lip singing. She has never sounded bad when she puts on a real live performance. Get a life.

[samujaoe]

Britney Spears. . .enough said.

[greganthonyb]

She got skinny??? LMAO this is 2006 when it was posted!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is OLD Britney. Sheesh.

[ilovethecity7]

britany is a bag of trash

[x910xx]

wowww she looks so good!

[9stale]

he kissed her ear

[co1985mn]

that sexy cute 360 she does at :49-:51....HOT and so Britney....doing a little dance...

[YOUmommaMUSIX]

she looks fucking amazing, as always

[Simone2true4U]

she got soo skinny

[candyapplecarnage]

okay, whatever he said to her before she walked away made her mad.

just look at the way she walks away

[faffaflunkie]

What she do. Cut her hair with a serving ladle.

[cassybby6199]

she is so pretty and i always loved her b ut she runied herself

[rbaleksandar]

What's with the stupid block by the ad?!?!? That is incredibly lame, CBS channel.

[BrandonNielsen87]

It won't play. Ad is just blocking.

[chanceless22]

0:01

[xazadix88]

IT WONT PLAY!!!!!!!!

Ugghhh :(