Hans Blix Talks About His Team America Alter Ego

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HANS BRIX AWWW NAWWH!!!

[SixFeetUndr101]

Han's droppin' an F-Bomb!  =]

[sonsofdon]

lmao the sharks and the brief case

[GoPIay]

Hans Blix? Awh No!

[mayorts3]

I appreciate his humor toward his portrayed character. He is really a great guy...lol. Yo bweakin my balls here, Hans yo bweakin my balls!

[tpaladino]

FUCK YOU HANS BRIX!

[tyler0896]

@tpaladino YOU BUTT FUCKIN' PIECE OF SHIT!

[Lm3ntz]

Hanx Blix owned Kim Jong Il

[636roadrunner]

Better reaction than sean penn had......

[Balian49]

I just can't believe said "fuck" at a legit news conference. Europeans...

[nicetna2010]

"You're breakin' my bawrs, Hans, you're breakin' my bawrs!"

[Tfrne]

"Oh, NO, Hans Brix!!"

[Bigfloppyfish123]

oh no. Hans Brixs

[iownall12able]

He must be a rittle ronery now that their both dead...

Wait what? Hans is alive? Aw Naw, your breaking my balls.

[theokikphotography]

Haha, he is such a badass!

[NickyAmerica]

Hans brix, Aw naw!

[MentalRedRum]

I gotta give credit to this guy hes a good sport, cus of team america taking the full on piss on him ahaaa xD

[MrFennmeista]

Hans Brix is breakin' ma' ballz.. lol.

[spartan2253]

Hans hans...Your breaking my balls!!!

[usercaph]

Närå han är mindre ömtålig än t. ex. Ben Affleck.

Nah he's less fragile than for ex. Ben Affleck.

[DRMadDog42]

SHUT UP HANS BRIX!!

[Vanodi]

@johnnyharpe haha what the hell are you talking about? Was he supposed to describe it in detail and because of the fact that he doesn't he is a sociopath and tries to controll us? Are you for real? I mean seriously, what the fuck have you been smoking haha?!

[Tounushi]

@johnnyharpe

I think he said "pool" not "poo."

pool, aquarium... close enough.

[aziangirlrev]

The funny thing is how he seems to admit all the UN can ever do in that situation is just report you to the board or write a letter saying how angry they are

[Morzal0055]

It's awesome because he takes it so well

[CecenaGuy]

You breaking my barrs, Hans Brix, you breaking my barrs!

[molanlabexm15]

Hans Blix is badass.Anyone that gets eaten alive by sharks and lives is a tough son of a bitch.

[LeeWalkerMusic]

Legend!

[nohairguysrevenge]

hans blix aw naaw

[2SOMofficial]

HANS BRIX??? OH NOOOO!!!

[marktrenkle]

the subtext: ".... yeah, that's pretty much right. well done team america... but a letter saying how we don't like you IS SUPER DUPER SCARY! I'M BEING SERIAL!!! WHY WON'T ANYONE TAKE ME SERIAL???"

[LordDyhalto]

Ha! He's trying to justify how horrifying and unwanted a "report" is.

Team America hit the nail on the head. A bunch of stuffy execs in a boardroom talk about what a cockfag you are. oooooooohhh.

[Trunks4545]

Hans brix oh no!

[Sk3pt1c360]

Hans Brix Aww NAAAOOO

[Bonobo1974]

Pretty cool that Hans Blix saw Team America, liked it, and said "Fuck You" in an international pressconference

[reycom7217]

YOU HAVE NE FUCKING BUSY I AM HANS BLIX

[Goger1]

fucka you hans blix do you have any fucking idea how busy i am

[Dragovichful]

all i heard was: "blach blah blah i like dick!"

[shoopdawoop32]

HANS BRIX FUCK YOU YOU MUVAFUCKING COCK SUCKER! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FUCKING BUSY I AM?!

[DominatorEl]

Lol

[heckmacbuff]

Good man

[luis545x39]

or else we will be very mad and write a letter about it

[Pellefantman]

Hans Brix owns the world :)

[InBradyITrust]

It's not often you see a self-pwn.

[Jontish316]

@InBradyITrust I just did. Reading your comment. =)

[Desishikamaru]

Hans Brix...ooh no

[fatalcze]

Hans Blix is now diamonds

[CivilEscape]

xD Those reports are a big fucking deal, okay?

[kingsaf90]

hans hans hans, we've been through this a dozen times! I don't have any wepons of mass destruction!

[theoriginalhegs94]

@kingsaf90 I really hope a dictator comes around soon with a kick ass sense of humor who will quote that part of the movie. It'd be awesome in a thousand different ways.

[rushthezeppelin]

FUCK YOU HANS BRIX YOU BUTT FUCKIN PEICE OF SHIT!!

[HistoryLubber]

This guy gets it!! HE GETS IT! Finally I see that there is hope for mankind!

[kamspioneerclass]

I respect him...so much more now. He's a man. A man, man, man.

If you get the reference, I respect you, too.

[Geshien]

@kamspioneerclass He must have a woman with big titties.

[kamspioneerclass]

@Geshien This guy got it! No DVDA for this guy. Unless....you're into that kind of stuff?

[reynolds2006]

"Arr Herro, Great To See You Again Hans"

[mattymuck]

HANS BLIX!!!! OHHHH NOOOOOOO

[Darthvies]

Hans Blix is now a legend!

[goldenstalion]

hahahah he took it took so well! hans blix recieves +10 respect

[gotubeogle]

i think Hans Blix is a pretty cool guy. eh writes reports and doesn't afraid of anything

[rozasupreme]

@gotubeogle hmmm. Doesn't afraid of anything indeed...

[MojaveOutlander]

@rozasupreme ya i dont get how its the top comment?

[Pippin76]

@gotubeogle Certainly not afraid of saying "fuck you" in polite company!

[Chaanee]

Swedish is singing :)

[swevixeh1]

@Chaanee Swedish is singing? Listen to norwegian, that's like a friggin opera compared to swedish xD

[Chaanee]

@swevixeh1 Loool I can explain the tonal difference if you want

[RUBENSolol]

To see hans Blix say "fuck you?" Priceless:)

[nucleardeath07]

Hans, I would like to buy you a drink. You seem like a cool guy.

[DFLOODyeaa]

Weve been through this a dozen times. We were trying to insult you.

[DenKulesteSomFins]

coolest 82 year old ever

[ThePythagoran]

yeah, family guy's been crossing the lne for a while the baby shaking joke was too much for me personally and if they're going after down syndrome people too i'm certainly not watching it anymore. this is from a person who eagerly watches south park so i'm not saying ban, i'm saying it may be time for people to vote with their feet as the cliche goes

[SocialSnipers]

@ThePythagoran going after "downs syndrome people"? in the episode that victims of downs were PAID to do voice overs? You honestly think that actor was forced at gunpoint to do the episode? Or did they jump at the chance to get paid.

[xIegionx]

Hans practically admits that he can't do shit about Kim Jong Il

[tyfe1994]

HANS BRIX?!? OH NOOOO

[elysium735]

So rong earfrings!

[smoothcriminal7033]

He's got a good sense of humour

[drokles]

Haha, Hans Brix is pretty awesome after all.

[RezaShah4]

hans Blix is so awesome, He laughs at the joke and tells people about it. Unlike Sarah Palin who asked Fox to cut off family guy after they made a joke about her Down Syndrome son. Hes kinda like Janet REno after Will Ferell Made that Dance Party Sketch in the 90s. She was even in the last episode. Love politicans who Can Laugh!

[xIegionx]

@RezaShah4 he doesn't even know it's true

[brendude95]

@RezaShah4

Taking the piss out of Down Syndrome, that is not cool...

Family Guy take it too far and a lot of their jokes are genuinely not funny.

[RezaShah4]

@brendude95 Go watch South Park, then we can continue this discussion.

[brendude95]

@RezaShah4

I have...EVERY...SINGLE...EPISOD­E.

Yes I am that sad.

[RezaShah4]

@brendude95 well there you go, I have them all too, and im not sad. THATS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!

[brendude95]

@RezaShah4

Fuck yeah! South Park is great, and not in any way offensive, it takes the piss out of things that need to be taken the piss out of, if you get meh.

[J4K31]

@brendude95 yeah, like bono

[brendude95]

@J4K31

LOL yes.

[surgednb]

OHHH NOOOOOOOOOO HANS BRIX

[scourge14]

Hans, you're a cool dude. Thanks for not being an asshole.

[peepsbates]

oooohh nooooooo hans bwix

[redski1960]

Hans, STFU

[Numba1SouthParkFan]

this guy is sooooo much more cooler than I thought he was after wiching this!

[kotetsu131]

Good man, at least he acknowledges Matt and Trey's point and realizes that it's an important one to address. Whether his arguement is valid or not I am slightly skeptical.

[WSWarthog]

He's pretty cool for knowing how to take a joke.

[FrankBlocc]

Well he is Swedish. And his English is shit :D

[AsbestosInferno]

Stand a little to your left pwease.

[effingya]

ooo, hans youre breakin my balls hans, youre breakin my balls



[BigAngeloSantorini]

He has not even seen the movie

[KingOfZilla]

Dere you go Hans Blix! How you like that, you fucking cocksucker! Do you have any idea how fucking busy I am Hans Blix!? Well fuck you! You want inspection!? well incpect that you buttfucking, peice of shit! what you think I'm just a petty arms dearer? I'm praning the attack. Congratulations team america. You have stopped nothing.

[allwittynamestaken]

Not a Report! the UN could cut off trade with them.....oh wait....we don't trade with NK anyway.... damn what a bunch of lame ass pussies

[lousparre]

@allwittynamestaken I'm pretty sure the UN is responsible for a lot of the food that is donated to NK. I think the US is too actually. Fuck Kim jong il. He's such a piece of shit.

[allwittynamestaken]

@lousparre indeed, the only reason we do that is because they attack SK to make everyone uneasy enough to pay him off. Not anymore, SK is not taking shit again. buckle up boys, get ready for WWIII

[YoshiTheBlue]

@allwittynamestaken

World War 3 over North Korea? It would be more like World Conflict 3, to be honest.

[allwittynamestaken]

@YoshiTheBlue I'm sorry, didn't get it. China and Cuba would back up NK while England would but SK and us up.

[YoshiTheBlue]

@allwittynamestaken

I honestly doubt the Chinese are going to compromise their lucrative trade with the US so Kim Jong-Il can keep on being crazy. Cuba, meanwhile, is no threat. If anything, it would be more of a blessing, as we'd be able to invade them without provoking other nations to attack us. It would be because they declared war first.

[allwittynamestaken]

@YoshiTheBlue good point, we could use our "we're your best customer" influence. we have to add puerto rico and the cuban isles to our empire. Wonder how our flag would look with a few extra stars....?

[gotubeogle]

@lousparre wtf you talkin about, he's a pretty cool guy

[KingFuchisia]

Don't kid yourself Hans

[chambs42]

did this guy just say writing a letter to kim jong il will have some effect? Im sure kim gets the letter and then takes a dump on it. . . . sorry hans, your job is a lost cause......

[angstotheclown]

This is the power Hollywood has not some united nations body. This guy is the secretary general and he references a puppet show made by two goofy guys who make paper cutouts of little kids talking shit. This is the world we live in. Although it is fucking great when he says" Kim Jong Il says Fuck you Hans Blixx and cuts my head off". 

[chevygearhead454]

6 people had their balls busted because of hans

[jacksawild]

Just take a step to left Hans Brix.. and another... a little more.. HAHA Fuck You Hans Brix.

[14Pliskin]

Swedes know how to take a joke :)

[poppers112233]

HANS BRIX OH NO!!!!

[valkythealky]

fair play hans!

[MilitiaMackMusic]

HANS YOUR BREAKIN' MY BALLS

[lukeybrofe]

arghhh, yor breaking my balls hans,your breaking my ballls.... haha good sport!

[kotetsu131]

Good man, way to take it like a champ! Tom Cruise would probably be ripshit and stupid after they made fun of him, and then sic the $cientologists on your ass with a lawsuit.

[nutemanrasta]

He said fuck you Hans blix and chops off my head and it falls in poop lol.

[cam9408]

I think he needs to watch out for Kim Jong Il :P

[Stevieboy74]

@cam9408 - I think he needs to watch team america instead...falls into poop?? That's not how you die Hans Brix, you fall down a trapdoor into a tank full of piwaaanas who eat you Hans Brix!!

[MultiMurder]

I like it when people who have been ripped on by Trey Parker and Matt Stone take it as a joke.

[comanchio1976]

@MultiMurder I think most..or at least some (those with a sense of humour) take it as an honour!

[SmoothCriminalAaron]

@MultiMurder TOo bad Chef is not more like Hans

[xIegionx]

@MultiMurder of course it was a fact more or less, and Hans pretty much admitted it.

[strikers1942]

@MultiMurder Couldn't agree more. Hans Blix took it brilliantly!

[rnuthman]

you're breakin' my balls hans brix

[smartbomb330]

"writing a report is not such an innocent thing"

O really? I think Kim Jong Il begs to differ.

[davidtrann]

hans you're breaking my bawls here

[tpaladino]

FUCK YOU HANS BRIX!!

[curioustongue]

@Aetheilas wow, you didn't watch the movie. It's Rs now Ws, ... watch the movie with subs on, moron.

[LordCard]

I hate to be unoriginal but here goes:

Hans Brix, Oh Noooo!

Hahaha I can't stop the lulz.

[Sommarkattt]

"There you go Hans Brix, how u rike that u fucking cocksucker"

[TheSolarCompromise]

you're breaking my balls Hans!

[bigblackdyx]

Han brix awh nawh! 

[TheMacNazi]

Hans brix ohh noe

If you do not let me look through your palace I will be very angry and I will send you letters about how angry I am

[ShawnDavis954]

GD Jew!!!!!!!!

[ShawnDavis954]

He is a f cu k f cuing peace of SHIT! G o d d a m n the j e w 's!!

[DannyV1991]

megaDudeMegaDude & aztaclalz, get a room

[JJMM33]

He will forever be known as Hans Brix. Ha...

[aztaclalz]

Love Hans Blix, atleast he's telling the truth about the disgusting American Gov. No, Americans... You're not living your dream anymore. Thank your Gov for that. [And now to await the average american patriot telling me I'm wrong about Hans Blix...Let's sit and wait shall we? =)]

[megaDudeMegaDude]

@aztaclalz I dont think noone will though, because your post makes no sense and I dont see how the American government in any way relates to a person discusing his alter ego in a movie with puppets. Douchebags like you can find poltiical messages in anything.

[aztaclalz]

@megaDudeMegaDude Never did I imply that my points, that just so happens to be valid, were drawn parallels to this video. I wont look at your profile, but something tells me you're a butt-hurt conservative american - Good job. Closing your eyes or looking away wont do you any good, kid. I'd suggest you stop listening to your redneck dad or get _all_ your info from Fox News.

[megaDudeMegaDude]

@aztaclalz Man, so far off! Im a Swede and totally not into politics at all, but I recognize a liberal douch comment when I read one. Sweden have one of the most non biased, independent media machine in the world, none of that liberal left biased media that is so prevalent in the USA. And like I said in the previous post, your comment does not make any sense, especially in regards to this clip! If you fail to realize that then you truely have crept too far up your ass and become blind from it.

[aztaclalz]

@megaDudeMegaDude Ok, for a Swede you're not that bright - Sorry about that, how's Fredrik Reinfeldt treating you guys anyway? Second, like _I_ stated in my previous post, why is it that I have to throw regards to the current video being shown here when I was clearly stating information about the MAN, in the video. You didn't even know who Hans Blix were before he was shown on the news, SVT- My ass. If you're not willing to understand a proper and valid, YET juvenile, post - Then, GL in life (y)

[megaDudeMegaDude]

@aztaclalz You really are so far up your ass you fail to see my point, and i've grown tired of trying to have you see what I mean, and you questioning my "brightness" is just laughable. So I am going to state it one more time, and see if it gets across your dumbfuck barrier: Hans Blix disucussing his puppet alter ego does NOT relate to the american government! Dont bother replying, because if you dont get it this time then I dont think you'll never will.

[aztaclalz]

@megaDudeMegaDude I'm going to type this one more time, Mr. Troll - Because that's what you are [Not to mention all the other points you failed to answer] . Just because he's talking about a certain thing in this video, doesn't mean you aren't permitted to discuss other, far more important, matters _about the same man_. Wow, you _are_ thick. To think there's stupid Swedes after all? I'm, baffled. I thought Swedes were somewhat good at English, but you keep being blind and refuse to read. Bai Bai

[dutchybag]

@aztaclalz stfu euro lib half wit

signed,

america

and cheers to hans blix laughing at himself and f bombing, good sport

[aztaclalz]

@dutchybag Lol, you obviously don't understand - Pretty cute, though. Anyway, have fun with that trillion of dollars in debt. Can't wait untill the extremely incompetent peole of the US will realize exactly how deep you're in the shit. Ohwell, go eat some fast food chubby =)

[sourcemaster]

@aztaclalz Sweden then: Viking bad asses Sweden now: faggots like you

[aztaclalz]

@sourcemaster Wow, nice to reply to a very old post. But you, an american, dare to call other people faggots? Really? By the way, how's the learning of chinese going? Haha, what a joke of a country.

[sourcemaster]

@aztaclalz "This channel is not available."

It's good that you did that. Now you can't tarnish your ancestors repututation with your faggotry. 

[aztaclalz]

@sourcemaster That made a whole lot' of sense. I am from Sweden, I have no problems admitting that. Why should I? It's a helluva' lot better country to live in, than your third world-apart-from-major-cities joke of a country. Sorry, but horrible trollin' is old, find something new. Be unique, brah? :)

[sourcemaster]

@aztaclalz Third world? You have no idea about the United States. How's that whole Muslim immigrants not integrating into your society thing going Swedish boy?

[aztaclalz]

@sourcemaster I've got the truth, if that's your views of having No Idea, I guess Fox News have fed you well. There's no lies to what I just wrote. Muslim immigrants ain't our problem, it's the politics regarding immigration which is poor - So I wont blame the muslims. I'll blame the peeps "up top". Sorta' like the US and how they screwed their people over.

[sourcemaster]

@aztaclalz That's funny, I don't watch Fox News. And yeah, you are just talking out of your ass saying anything that is not a major U.S city is "third world", rofl. You fucking idiot. And to say Muslim immigrants aren't a problem in your country just shows how fucking dim witted you are. Immigrants are fine, unless they're radical. But you just wanna hold hands with everyone and pick dandelions.

Du är efterbliven! HAHAHA

[aztaclalz]

@sourcemaster Not at all, which is why it clearly indicates that you know nothing about either countries. Given that you're from the states - You would be a sad republican, with a redneck dad. If you're from Sweden, you'd be from the northern parts of Sweden, with a redneck dad. Hahah, you can't win, kid : ) Sorry. Keep trollin'

[sourcemaster]

@aztaclalz I'm Korean, try again. Your presumptions of Americans are amusing.

[aztaclalz]

@sourcemaster Again, keep trollin' - if a korean is trying to mouth anyone, it's part-time comedy right there. Sorry, your arguments are invalid. Please try again.

[sourcemaster]

@aztaclalz HE TROLLING HE TROLLING HE TROLLING LALALALALLA

[matcost92]

He dropped the f-bomb! Ossim

[Erufailon42]

gotta love a front figure not afraid of being parodies :)

[QuayIssues]

Hans, you're breaking my balls here Hans, you're breaking my balls.

Good old Hans

[neocon70]

yes yes hans...a rittle more to the reft.

[th4Guy77]

why cant all people especially film actors be like this

[981407036x]

@th4Guy77 MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAATTT DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOON

[aaronwolvesknowsit]

a rittle to your reft hans, rittle more...