sarge: first we start with a huming bird. put that in a sparrow, then stick them both in a cornish hen, then put that in a chicken, stuff all that is a duck, then a turkey, then in a bigger turkey, put that in a penguin, stuff that in a peacock, then an eagle, shove it al in a albatross, then a emo, next comes a ostrich, then a lepperd, put all that in a pterodactyl, the stuff it in a 7-47.
So I was driving along... then I heard Simmons' voice and was all "sounds like Simmons" then I heard sarge, expalinging his Turducken... and nearly drove off of the road I was laughing so hard.
7 years ago geeze! been watching this shit since day 1!
GeneralChurch 1 month ago
even after 7 years i still watch this every thanksgiving
1995psperic 2 months ago 4
I got dibs on first class
SpartanChris024 2 months ago
Now thats an epic meal time.
sakiko211 6 months ago 2
Wtf how do you eat that dinner.
radiokilla331 8 months ago
@radiokilla331
Very carefully.
AndrewDeLong 4 months ago
Well, I know what I want this coming Thanksgiving. ^^
DarkWolfBlood001 10 months ago
Lol
crazyweirdguy1 11 months ago
XD
basioh1818 1 year ago
3 people like to go turd ducking
jfosheezy2 1 year ago
Hummsparenchickducturturkpengcockeagbatrossemutrichopardodactyl747
lineriderking55 1 year ago 7
Why not just deep fry in the gulf of mexico
There should be enough oil there
Smidyness 1 year ago 3
If someone was both an ecellent hunter and butcher they could make a lot of money making custom variations of turduckens.
Chuckpie1 1 year ago
this video is so funny
buckssg 1 year ago
Actually, it would only take a little over 7 years.
haleyeah1313 1 year ago
They added the weight of all the animals + airplane
MrSmith2100 1 year ago
Dude Power Ranger Suits!!!!!!!!!
DjKrsnik 1 year ago
THAT'S WHY WHERE GOING TO DEEP FRY!
Edwinvancleef100 1 year ago
350 degrees, 5,785,560 pounds and 11 years or deep fry?
Crackthemac 1 year ago
I vote donut gets the cockpit
SamuelCish 1 year ago 2
i like the 747 part "grifwhat kind of meat you wont 1st class or couch"
mchammer40000 1 year ago
this is why sarge is one of my favorite rvb characters
SagaTheDevilhog25 1 year ago
I love church's sarcasm
CaptainTinTyrant 1 year ago
they should have some1 say What's a tourkay i cant even pronounce it
thekingofcraym 1 year ago
sarge: first we start with a huming bird. put that in a sparrow, then stick them both in a cornish hen, then put that in a chicken, stuff all that is a duck, then a turkey, then in a bigger turkey, put that in a penguin, stuff that in a peacock, then an eagle, shove it al in a albatross, then a emo, next comes a ostrich, then a lepperd, put all that in a pterodactyl, the stuff it in a 7-47.
me: LOL! what?!
Edwinvancleef100 2 years ago 5
@Edwinvancleef100 its an emu, not an emo ... though saying that, your way is better.
SSdraken 1 year ago
wow...i'm gonna make that for x-mas dinner!
XD
Fullmetalreak94 2 years ago
wait.....is this halo!?!
Zeldagirl123456 2 years ago
@Zeldagirl123456: wow?
ninja8077 2 years ago
what? ive never seen the game until yesterday
Zeldagirl123456 2 years ago
its like the first one.....
joker1032 2 years ago
yep.
bigglessy 1 year ago
A stab at Micheal Moore?
I loll'ed so hard at this.
DvineINFEKT 2 years ago
It's a 747-ptero-leop-ostri-mu-batross-gle-cock-enguin-tur-tur-duck-en-hen-arr-uming bird!
RunSwimDrum 2 years ago 5
Just rolls of the tongue, doesn't it?
chaos0emperor 2 years ago 2
I could watch this over and over again and laugh forever. lol
attackofthehatta 2 years ago 2
thats why were gunna deep fry :P, man i remember when this psa just came out, I couldnt stop laughing
thesyllekattacks 2 years ago
And stuff the Boeing 747 into the Titantic!
Cool i call the captian
I call the iceberg lol!
Ike1727 2 years ago 5
what was that lepord for?
presentation.
lol, sarge is great
mastercheif4072165 2 years ago 4
where are they going to get a boing 747
Slifer644 2 years ago 4
I'm the Aussie Commie!
salamut2202 2 years ago
i call the cock pit and 1st class
rode2fame 2 years ago 4
then in a BIGGER turkey LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!! RED VS BLUE R FTW
carpanthers4ever 2 years ago 24
where did he get the pterodactyl?! and was it the same place he got the hands the next year?
yamiyomizuki 2 years ago 20
@yamiyomizuki lets just say jurrasic part 4 just came out in 2553
tserofmai 1 year ago
@yamiyomizuki accept the comedy man
Jackile1 1 year ago
@Jackile1 i am that comment was a joke
yamiyomizuki 1 year ago
lol that waz awsome
jordan15619 2 years ago 3
that was awesome
guyster2000 2 years ago 2
Plawranc, he said 747, not Airforce 1! lol
Night610905285wing 3 years ago
"what as the leopard for?"
"presanttion~!:"
LULWUT
kreo45 3 years ago
I call the elevators and the main wing spa
Plawranc 3 years ago
I call the tail and first class!
Headsetphobias 3 years ago
that's why were going to deep fry (boats horn) hey theirs the oil now.
clone7221 3 years ago
ROFLMAO
Plawranc 3 years ago
... so they're ... hungry?
randomstuffinc 3 years ago
Presentation....go Sarge!!!
Manta818 3 years ago
"Thats why were going to deep fry" xD
WaterDog150 3 years ago
i call the passenger safety-flotation devices
lostguru585 3 years ago
fine but i call the Emergency Rafts
xSt43lthx 3 years ago
xD Ha!
So I was driving along... then I heard Simmons' voice and was all "sounds like Simmons" then I heard sarge, expalinging his Turducken... and nearly drove off of the road I was laughing so hard.
I've hadn't seen this before - so thanks!
brittnga 3 years ago
I get the Cockpit!
NinjaTyler 3 years ago
who was the fat guy
lightball22 3 years ago
Micheal Moore
AngusPoser 3 years ago 3
michael moore
AnarexicSumo 3 years ago
santa clause!
8bitPikachu 3 years ago 2
pikachu, my logic meter does not think that is a logical answer, and my bullshit meter agrees.
LOL GO SHEILA!!
mylilgymsock1 3 years ago 3
Yeah... Pikachu was wrong... that's a bigger turkey. didn't you guys listen?
milh467 2 years ago
i call the passengers
addison4590 3 years ago
i want the fuselage
thechief54321 3 years ago
I call the landing gear.
NemFX 3 years ago 4
mmmmmmmmmm, Chewy! lol
NinjaTyler 3 years ago
This is my idea of thanksgiving!
semac16 3 years ago 4
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Ilikemeows 3 years ago
I get a wing!!!
NightfallIV 3 years ago 4
Awesome
Uzamakimas 4 years ago 3
turd ducking lol
jpuffgirl 4 years ago 6