Lasse vs Teknologi - Lasse Gjertsen

[putzmitt3l]

he sounds like super mario to me :)

[scaleopdriver]

That is me trying to open a can of beans.

[badboy4149]

i wish i could speak Norwegian

[DeXDevilMC]

ahhhhhhh! nei nei nei jeg er faen ikke ferdig med deg

[astonisher]

Your face expressions are fu*king golden.

[Svineinfluensa777]

Hvem har en jævela ved kubbe på rommet sitt? :P

[spoonOFwar]

@Svineinfluensa777 morra di

[blackcanary620]

why is he always shirtless?... xD

[celicagirll]

@blackcanary620 idk, but i'm not complaining ;)

[emilmoe92]

@KnockingDownTables I'm norwegian, and i'll be more than happy to translate what he's saying!

ARGH! FUCKING CUNTPHONE, I FUCKING MEAN IT. IF YOU ONLY DID WHAT I TOLD YOU TO DO, RIGHT?! Oh, no, no no no, I am not fucking done with you, you see.. Fucking pussy...! Fucking shitphone!

Well, that's pretty much what he saids.

[hjelpesatanerkewl]

@emilmoe92 saids

[emilmoe92]

I'm norwegian, and i'll be more than happy to translate what he's saying!

ARGH! FUCKING CUNTPHONE, I FUCKING MEAN IT. IF YOU ONLY DID WHAT I TOLD YOU TO DO, RIGHT?! Oh, no, no no no, I am not fucking done with you, you see.. Fucking pussy...! Fucking shitphone!

Well, that's pretty much what he saids.

[KnockingDownTables]

PLEASE TELL ME WHAT HE WAS SAYING :D

[themistifarum]

INSANITY: You're doing it right.

[bglmv606]

I do that with my cell when its being annoying too :)

[2oneyng]

it is only one word i want to say: lol xD

[Ridikhunter]

"Jævla dritt telefon" på slutten :)

[SniperWolf1995]

Mash 7 :D

[pilot2w]

Vær glad at ikke batteriet har tatt fyr for det er LIpolimer og når det kommer kontakt med oxygen vil det brenne som f*'*** i 2000 grader celsius og det går ikke og slokke det

[Indestructible333]

@pilot2w Mye mulig han tok ut batteriet da....

[ErikCartmans]

a trunk and an axe in the closet???

[TheLittleMan123]

@ErikCartmans Welcome to Norway =P

[rapesomeface]

@TheLittleMan123 :D so true

[Seviperify]

LOL! Fy faen du e arti. XD

[Akillesefourtwenty]

Was that uh crackberry? Lol. Ur right no dialog needed. All Hail IPhone! (jailbroken & free 2 stretch out).

[tussijazz]

0:39 haha :D

[stephleom]

fy faen har hatt lyst til å gjøre det sykt lenge

[MrSilent96]

herregud har ikke sett disse videoene i nesten 1 år men ler like mye som før

[omiwrench8k]

My grandpa LITERALLY did this when he couldn't get the ketchup bottle to open.

[RichTy3]

Your videos are really good but i just dont like that they are in another language. Besides that good job and keep it up!!! Live on man LIVE ON!!!

[JennyMathilde]

Jævla drittelefon! :D

[skumbino]

careful with that axe eugene!

[YoruichiKaname]

Your maniac-ness makes me laugh SO much!

[PilleJ0ns]

0:

Du har samma mobil som mig!

[pengeskap2]

@PilleJ0ns hadde...

[C0MPaA]

förstörde du den på riktigt? hahaha

[ellisakanormannj]

@C0MPaA jag undrar om en mobil går sönder efter at den har blivit klyvd i två?

[C0MPaA]

@ellisakanormannj jasså de undrar du

[littlebutgreat]

haha, i want to learn Norsk

[NAITZern]

Yeah, now it works much better

[tadtod123]

jævla kul vid... DRIT BRA!¡!¡

[solkattta]

damn that looks familiar =) guess I even had the same kind of cell phone...

[Stream4YourLife]

Fy faen jævli rå vid

[impishrazor]

NEI NEI NEI NEI JEG ER FAEN MEG IKKE FERDIG MED DEG jada...

[CircusJaximus]

lasse is the bomb, he does put any ads in any of his videos - and all of his videos are good!

[UltraDumlenxDII]

Faen va najs

[PrimaMusik]

har du inga t-shirtar lasse? haha xD nej men jag älskar dina videos " fan i helvete jävla skit också" fast kan inte stava det på norska :)

[1sonskate]

Helvete

[blogragnar]

Hey there!

You have to check this method about making money with using your cellphone. bit . ly / mobilep Awesome!

[HolyShadow180]

Wish I knew What he was saying =(

[MUSICGUYNR1]

@HolyShadow180 mostly "fucking cellphone" lol

[HolyShadow180]

@sveinungj Ya if you want would be good to know what he is saying.

[TheDragonMix]

Jeg gjorde det samme, og nå har jeg en iPhone

[Chrisstine1993]

"Jeg er ikke færdig med dig!"

Genialt!

[Games4You1234]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :D

[detfedeertaget]

heeh.... hehe.... hah..hahahaha.... wahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA xD

[DiamonRedD]

ja, ja jeg føler det sånn jeg med den dritt telefonen jeg har :/

[Jeannexxx5]

hahahah

[HatakeHitsugaya]

Digget smileykjedet hans (Y)

[agaen96]

ånei du, eg er faen meg ikke ferdig med deg sjønner du!

xDDDDD

[jimi989]

lol teknologi

[kake739]

wow its great to not have those comercials pop up:P

[KamiKaZantA]

Haha, skitskoj ^^

[moyotte]

ponganle letritas abajo

[tottings]

hahaha, det er egentlig sykt hvor mye jeg kjenner meg igjen i denne filmen xD

[SjokkoladeBolleMusa]

Økse-Rehab oÔ ???

xD

[RetroGuy03]

Galen norrman!! :P

[tehonewhodoes]

nei nei nei, jeg er faen ikke ferdig meg deg skjønner'u=P

[Cutie8792747]

omg norwegian is so cute with him =DD

[vetx123]

a little aggrivisity-problems? :P

[BOOKERxxBOI]

Good aim

[herrjonna2007]

Jævela dritt mobil!

[skippie777]

What did he say at the end?

[TheIdaLouise]

He said fucking shit telephone:P

[skippie777]

Haha ok thanks, how do you say: fucking shit telephone in Norwegian?

[TheIdaLouise]

Like herrjonna2007 said it: Jævla dritt mobil:P hehe, i love norwegian:)

[Stokkvin]

faens dritt telefon! xD

[Grego10ibiza]

i dnt understand norwegian, but i lol'd

[kikekukk01]

lol

[MikkeMalin]

Drit kult første høgget han druser i telefonen, Alt berre fyker ut : ' D

[Musher1993]

Hahahahahahahaha så jævlig konge!!!

[Zentrix97]

næi næi næi, jeg er faen ikke ferdig meg deg sjønner du!

[Ralleproductions]

Norska äger! :) Hälsningar från grannlandet sverige! :)

[NoobiRobert]

oooooooooo.... jævla dritt telefon ! :D

[watchedpotneverboils]

A true Viking :)

[humudu]

danish wikings pwn norwegian wikings

[sveinungj]

@humudu retard

[humudu]

@sveinungj ur the retard, im just being honest

[Stefnir94]

Good aim!

[jakratchet]

i liek your style, kinda reminds me of me xD

[daddymunk]

sataaan ka gøyy

[kurtelskerlortefis]

ELSKER DET HER!

[CaptenAwsomeXD]

I've always liked norwegian, whatever they say, they sound happy^^

odd, but fun^^

[aczeppelindc2908]

so learn norwegian, north-norway has the most creative curss words ever. (:

[CaptenAwsomeXD]

haha, awesome^^

[worldofurin]

yeah politicians call eacher "heskuk" (horse cock) on tv and nobody cares. Cuz its friendly

[joahjort]

@aczeppelindc2908 bigtime!!!

[aczeppelindc2908]

@joahjort din satans lille forbaska snørvalg, du tror du kan ta kuk, men da har du fan ikke sett meg ditt jævla guds forbannede avskyelige misforter!!! hmmmm, jep stor i kjeften.

[killerdeadzone]

@CaptenAwsomeXD im norwegian

[CaptenAwsomeXD]

@killerdeadzone Well, you speak a wonderful language. I myself is a swede, our language is a lot more dull I must admit.

[killerdeadzone]

@killerdeadzone i wish i knew the language, but i just only speak english.

[ElMagAquaVing]

@CaptenAwsomeXD You think so? Gee, now I'm happy to be Norwegian!

Seriously, if everyone had your attitude, the world would have been one big happy place.♥

[blackland93]

@CaptenAwsomeXD dude, he says "fucking crap mobile phone!" all the time xD

[CaptenAwsomeXD]

@blackland93 Ahah, I know. Yet it sounds so cute and happy. ^-^

[PixelDudePlanet]

@CaptenAwsomeXD FAAAAEEEEEEEN!!!

[CaptenAwsomeXD]

@PixelDudePlanet Indeed!

[NinjahuaV2p1]

ROFL!!!!!!

epic win!

[Machin1st]

You sir, are a genius.

[TrulliManUboy]

"jævla drittelefon!" xD

[demolition30]

dødsbra!! lo meg i hjel as :P

[theoldgamer]

why was there a log in his house lol

[theniwaslikerawr]

i love you

like oh my god

[silkebollene]

digger det utrykket på sisten !!! får latter krampe hver gang jeg tenker på det XD haha

[goldenrocky123]

OWNAGE!

[tourtune]

dritt = skit (swe) / shit (eng)

[PotatisenSimme]

dritt inte fitt telefon

[sibilantsnake]

Norwegian sounds beautiful

[thesoje97]

funny

[gomenaros]

You have pretty funny things in your house...

[neveruse513]

Everything is 'funny' over there.

[Siljeehb]

0:27 he said : Oh no no no no , Im not fucking done with you , your fucking pussy .

[Vinterbroeren]

Syking xD

[tubeofyou8]

teknologi kan være sa mye av en problemfri.

[1488Einherjer]

Mange takk! :)

[1488Einherjer]

Can anyone tell me what is said at 0:21, when Lasse points at the phone, and then what he says att 0:27, when it's broken? I'd like it written both in norwegian and english, if u dont mind :) Sounds like a really good thing to say in norwegian lol

[Hellof7]

Viking power! Haha!

[MrFassa]

0:24 lol

[BoilingHumans]

yup, thats us norwegians xD

[1488Einherjer]

Can anyone tell me what is said at 0:21, when Lasse points at the phone, and then what he says att 0:27, when it's broken? I'd like it written both in norwegian and english, if u dont mind :) Sounds like a really good thing to say in norwegian lol

[Aland19]

0:21 he says: If you just did what i told you to do!

and 0:27 he says: I'm not done with you yet. (He also swears at I'm not done with you yet but can't translate that to good english)

I talk swedish and not norwegian so it's not 100% accurate. Norwegian and swedish are much like each other so I could still explain what he said without problems.

[awenstewart]

What about danish/Denmark?! Sweden and Norway have been part of Denmark!

[HaleyALO]

At 0:21 he says; Hadde du bare gjort som jeg sa, ikke sant!=If you just did what I told you to! and at 0:27 he says; Jeg er faen ikke ferdig med deg, skjønner du=I'm still not fucking done with you. He also says Fucking shit phone in the end...

[awenstewart]

In the end he says; Now I don't have a phone ? :o

[vgd7]

no he says fcking pussy phone

[awenstewart]

That's right. I'm danish and I can swedish and norwegian and he say; Now I don't have a phone xD

In norwegian, I think he says;

Nå har jeg ikke telefonen.

[Moriiimoriii]

no, he says:

"Jævla dritt telefon"

=

"Fucking cellphone"

(Something like that)

[cabot2jville2010]

well actually fucking shit telephone

[Moriiimoriii]

well, yeah. Thanks for clearing that up XD

[Tezzeen]

haha, what a liar! xD He says "Jævla dritt telefon"

[ArneRobin]

in the end he says "Fu*king sh*t telephon. " :)

[micktrainor92]

im sure it was meant to e funny but i just didn't understand it

[pigparty900]

Lasse vs teknologi 2 is better

[Sweetstyleh]

Får håpe du fikk kjøpt ny tlf. etter det der xD

[MrEirox]

holy christ that was one of the best moves i have seen on youtube

[TheLittleFelloow]

JÆVLA DRITTELEFON

[iiTzDeVOUr]

lol random log and ax in his room

[NinjaAshStar]

that's nearly the extent of my relationship with my phone... at the moment.

[Dragonlanze]

omg what the freak

[shkm]

Norwegian seems the perfect language for frustrated rambling.

[MitoEirik]

true that ;)

[jettom17]

Yep, we talk in the same volum all the time, while other countries talks in different volums, making norwegian the perfect language for frustrated rambling^^

[RyansOnly]

I feel like this about my cell phone...

It likes to call people in my pocket and man the weird ass things they hear when it does =D lol

[ommen232]

FY FAEN OG BRA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vrolok666svarte]

HELL YEAH!!! FUCKIN' BLACK METAL ATTITUDE!!! ARGHARGH!!! Mighty Hails!!!

[mendebil]

you look a lot like vark vikernes 0:35

[gyorstanulo]

ha...i feel that way when i'm on the computer sometimes, and forget about my cell phone, which is a down grade btw! i like picking music from here and there like candy lol, looking things up quickly, and all glorious things tech. can do for us...of course...but what ever happened to talking to people, in person, and not filming every waking moment of your life for the whole world to look at...tech. is supposed interconnect the world, but it's really keeping us all in a petri dish....whatever lol

[Beannin]

Hvem fanden har en økse og en huggeblok indenfor..?! Forståeligt dog.

[jimmy9258]

Han har .

[ximen356]

LOL den var ille

[Liiten2007]

Trur det hvar litt feil: Ånei ånei du jeg er fan ikke ferdig med deg skjønner du jævla fitte

[danlar4]

hehehe så bra ! ; )

[ZirMos1]

Trur det hvar litt feil: Ånei ånei du jeg er fan ikke ferdig med deg skjønner du jeg har god tid!!!!!

[ZirMos1]

Nei nei, jeg er fan meg ikke ferdig med deg skjønner du!

[Spid3r90]

lurer på hvor mange ganger jeg har hatt lyst til å gjøre det samme med min telefon...

[xsilentninja11x]

lol i know how that feels

[bluWAHL]

He is basically saying:

Fucking shit phone, stupid shit. If you just would do what I told you. And in the end; fucking shit phone:P

[deadmoonrising]

love your visual style!~

[BlaCkDeAth133]

LMAO :P

Gets funnier ea<h time i see it xD

[neoely]

I don't understand what the heck he's saying... No translations?

[3DBoy3D]

:o Bra blikk !

[Kimarius2die4]

Har du fortsatt nummeret mitt da? :/

x)

[13badcompany13]

haha!, Hadde du bare gjort som jeg sa! ikke sant!. hahahaha, genialt

[MasterPamer]

hahaha! ånei, nei nei, jeg er faen ikke ferdig med deg skjønner du , jævla fitte!

[Miilena01]

i wanna do the same with my fone =D LoL