Mass Effect 2 - Biotic Sex Talk With Mordin [1080p]

[GingerTheArcanine123]

If Mordin isn't on the ME3 crew I will be so sad. I love Mordin XD

[blackmaxpayne]

wait... i just realized what "electronic relationship aid demo vids" meant! does these vids have something to do with lilly thai being the star?

[Haonyth]

Mass effect fields....

Push, pull, push, pull, push, pull, push BIOTIC CHARGE, oh sorry baby..

[isorrywhat]

O-O' ok then mordin.....

[drone565]

Mass effect fields what the fuck?

[havock103]

wait a minute Mordin, your just yanking me around aren't you. "yank" get it lol sorry

[Aizec300]

*Joker listens*

Joker:What the shit?

[werewolfmaster2]

Inventive uses of....mass effect fields?

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[jerocortidor]

man...mordin is a very good sex instructor!!!he even have a porn movie for that!!

[coldshoulder14]

Shepard: Probes?

Mordin: Yes for Uranus.

XD

[SFXKID210]

O.O inventive ways of mass effect feilds tht would be very interesting to see :P

[343ramrod]

Shepard: "OWWWW....ok this time let's use singularity...not warp..."

Miranda: "Ohhhhh"

[Riquique]

Mordin: "Enjoy yourself while you can."

Shepard: (whispers) "Awkward..."

[TheJayspyder]

"Watch for bugs, could be planted anywhere."

Thanks for ruining the Commander's apatite, Mordin.

[CassieWinslowFan]

Oh good lord. XD

[M8DMAN]

Biotic pegging

[TheGomesTuga]

There is many types of sex, hardcore sex, s&m sex, and there is biotic sex

[natedoggcata]

So Miranda has crabs

Jack will crush your pelvis

Fucking Tali could kill her

Sucking Thanes dick will get you high

Swallowing Garrus's "tissue" will send you into anaphalactic shock

...... why cant I live in the year 2189? :(

[GSSAGE7]

@natedoggcata Miranda doesn't have crabs, she just got really inventive when hiding listening devices.

[naierer]

@natedoggcata ...no one mentions Jacob..... xDDDDDDDDDD

[Darkstorm1171]

Ok, answer me something someone, I've played at least three full playthroughs of this game going through different secnarios and I have never had Mordin do this clip. How does someone activate this dialogue option?

[smashking286]

@Darkstorm1171 well you have to have speaked with th love intrest enough eg talk to tali twice after loyalty and say the right things, as well as the dialogue option being the 6th time you talk to him

[leftieEXE]

Inventive use of mass effect fields? So the first game missed out on some potentially kinky biotic sex when it came to Kaidan? DAMN.

[Xlr8down]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this alien gives me the best porn and lube on the Citadel.

[DirectorMoe]

Default Shepard looks like such a cunt.

[CharmieKid]

Looks like Shepard's gonna need some....

* Sunglasses*

....anti-biotics!

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!­!!!

[MrRottenPotato]

O Mordin μιλάει για μουνόψειρες, έλεος το άκουσα και αυτό!

[PregnantChipmunk]

"effective uses of mass effect fields"

seriously.

[Marlockie]

HIV given a new meaning.... Hidden Internal Video leads to AIDS... Advanced Idividual Digital Scanning, which always leads to DEATH Data Entry Answers To Health

[GhostLink92]

@Marlockie You should be a writer. Seriously.

[Marlockie]

@GhostLink92 my spelling is horrible, and my grammar aswell.

[tofuorcheese]

your the most helpfull of them all ihave no parents so you tell me about the birds and bees how fun

[cuteypieGAM3R]

IT'S A VAGIRUS!

[Methecookie3456]

hóHaving sex with Miranda is risky.....BUT THE PRIIIIIIIZZZEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

[MrOlivertucker]

I love now that games give us adavice in this matter... what did super mario ever teach us... apart from a princess can never look after her self. Where this advice may be useful in 400 years

[blader09111]

Mordin talks a lot like my science teacher. He talks fast with a few pases in his sentences.

[shapaza]

I want Mordin to be my sex ed teacher

[VampireSlayer94]

@shapaza I want Mordin to be my science teacher. period

[FemShepard]

OMG how did I miss him talking about the bugs and then mentioning probes?! Epic mordin, just epic :)

[bobbib369]

what if 2 biotics did it like say me and miranda

;)

[IFknHateUTube]

i spanked it

[flareon1576]

"and remember shepard if someone touches you in a place your not comfortable with THATS NO GOOD!

[lololrofl50]

guess mordin likes small scale porn :) god that was an awful pun >:(

[Celestialmoonfire]

Wow... Really? xD

[neojb1989]

My version of this talk involved mordin believing I was hitting on him... and I was a guy.... creepy little singing salarian he is.

[523TRITO]

Miranda cant have kids, its all in the shadow broker dossiers :L

[Eagle0ne386]

Can we read that book? 0_o

[PauloPelle14]

"inventive uses of mass effect fields" hehe, all i'm going too say is biotic charge combined with biotic slam :P

[TNTLotLP]

Mass effect fields? Can she give him a handjob from across the room or something?

[rbdzntsfrlk]

mordin is a rad pediatrician!! 

[Icksnuck]

MASS ERECT TALK? XD

[666666MetalHead]

@Icksnuck You mean, ASS ERECT?

[makotomikami]

Well, you can't blame if Miranda expects too much from Shepard, since Jacob already climbed her before xD

[ukevergil]

Probes? Miranda's into pegging? Well, that's not actually surprising.

[Theplaymaker127]

I feel like biotics could be as much a threat as pleasure during intimacy. Imagine, accidental warp on your testicles... oww.

Mordin is awesome he's so funny.

[pokemanic1297]

mordin gave EDI porn........... wow

[TheArbiter10]

Bugs could be anywhere?? Even... Never mind.

[ukevergil]

@TheArbiter10 "Will need PROBES."

[SteelFyire]

@ukevergil "Probing Uranus for vespine-Err, helium 3 gas" just took on a whole new meaning...

[CasualOctopus]

Lmao, The way Mordin says: "Watch for bugs, could be planted everywhere." It sounds like hes telling Shepherd to watch out for Stds. 0.0

[HairyBassist]

Gah, when I had that talk with Mordin he thought I was trying to get in his pants! I wonder if there's anything subliminal going on there?

[tybash]

My romance is grunt, Mordin doesn't give advice.

[XXGDUBSXX]

@tybash Haha! yeah his advice would most likely be similar too "Dont!, you will be killed unintentionally of course but dead all the same.

[MASSEFFECTfan101]

I had the same conversation with Mordin about my romantic/ sexual relationship with Miranda. I was a little confused at first. This is advise on how to spice things up in the romantic/ sexual relationship with Miranda. I never knew Mordin would have sex advise and suggestions.

[Fejsel]

Oh fuck hes going to probe shepard!? Fuck that gotta hurt!

[ForerunnerConstruct]

I have a bad feeling that when he says "inventive uses of mass effect fields" he means biotic bondage.

[pevlez]

I hate the dialogs options in mass effect, very confusing

[rocharox]

Biotic sex Rules!

[alexthegood78]

inventive uses of mass effect fields..... BOW CHICKA WOW WOW

[Lojinn]

ROFLMAO "watch for bugs"

[0pwaffles]

dude tha'd be freaky! 2 guys floating in the air doin it..... gives whole new meaning to the phrase "mile high" club

[Skorpion713]

Bugs, wait she has crabs? lol

[Erreul]

Wow

[MrAvataraddicted]

damn he talks so fast i cant understand what he says :S

[BabyGrandProductions]

Mordin is like the Normandy's complimentary copy of "Cosmo."

[TLBNonO]

Wouldn't it be weird if in the middle of sex, The girl screams out and everything starts to float? Or even worse, if you start to get really fucking dizzy?

[invaderzam]

@TLBNonO Just be glad that she didnt open a singularity in between you two. That would make things WAY too close for comfort, even for sex.

[shocker1093]

Mordin is the nest friend to have on the ship I think

Garris is alright cause he jokes around but Mordin's becomes like a proper friend

[spartanaman44]

will need probes...

[Obsidian182]

StarWars Vagina

[briani4735263]

Wow, Mordin's really a hidden gem in this game... I mean, when you first meet him, he comes across as eccentric and weird, but the more you talk to him, the more you realise he'd actually be really awesome to go for a few pints with.

[DjMaxi005]

"Inventive uses of mass effect fields"... huh

You mean like biotic charge or pull? :3

[invaderzam]

@DjMaxi005 Nope, shockwave, slam and reave lol

[0pwaffles]

@DjMaxi005 or lift

[LisaGaladriell]

Demonstration Vids? sure, just another way to add porn.. XD

[HazelTheKlanger]

The "inventive uses of mass effect" made me lol XD

[LordXehenniar]

this made me laugh so hard when i heard it.

[kitzlaihel]

why does everyone pick the 'yanking my chain'

[tohtorigyro]

omni dildos? sweeeeeet XD

[reaver2313]

Lol

I love when he goes

"WATCH FOR BUGS"

JOKER, WHY ARE YOU SPYING?

[silverX404]

@MagicSnipe Damn right!! biotics kinks

[IIBARCODEII]

Um, I don't know what options I made but Mordin wanted to have a connection/sex with me. I was shocked. He said he wouldn't mind doing it with me. I have a male character.

[invaderzam]

@IIBARCODEII That happens when you don't pursue anyone as a romantic option. If you talk repeatedly to Mordin, he will suspect you have intentions. He does this regardless of Shepherd's gender.

[IIBARCODEII]

@invaderzam Haha, I did not pursue anyone lol. Thanks for the clarification...ewwwm, mordin sex....well, maybe it could be fun. Eh, in the middle of space a frog like creature might do it.

[cakemanishmael]

Ever see 'The Guru'? I can't help but imagine that to be the way Mordin gained such a relentless fascination with such things!

[ThickSwiftness]

Mordin must have a phd in sexology

or

So mordin was the doctor in the song doctor love, I can go all day.

[DanDood11]

Of course, Mordin. AKA: Mister Love.

[rosiek1990]

Bugs are everywhere! lol :D

[WastelandCrusader]

Inventive use of mass effect fields? Dear god, I don't even want to think about it.

[bradknighter1994]

lol needs probes like on the planet uranus edi say probeing ur anus lolololol

[No16229A]

WATCH FOR BUGS!!

[SuperTyrant20]

lol "inventive uses of mass effect fields" sheesh Shepard and Miranda gonna have some kinky biotic sex

[weldonwin]

@SuperTyrant20 I have a terrible image of the pair of them accidently blowing a hole in the Normandy's hull when they both cum

[amazo88]

mordin is a sex doctor. roflmao

[xTheHeaterx]

the scene feels like a father and son talk

[sporocks]

shepard's farther is a salarian!

[mywifesafag]

have you got a minute to tock?

[laughingwarlock]

HE WILL NEED PROBES.

[paccplayer11]

mordin is the best

[BadlyBrown3d]

Oops, I accidentally removed a comment by gerse111 that read: "What happens if you say "I'm not doing that!" ??? WHen clearly you are planning on it..."

I have the video of that in my video response.

[DarkLordDaishi]

LMFAO

"Watch for bugs! could be planted ANYWHERE"

[vicecity24]

@Angaraman: Probing Uranus....

[jadekris]

Gold.

[gooblagoobla]

What happens if Shepard says "I care about Miranda"?

[BadlyBrown3d]

Here's the line progression:

===============

Shepard: I believe Miranda has earned our trust. What she and I do in our spare time is our business.

Mordin: Of course. Hormones. Just watch for bugs. Could be planted anywhere.

==============

I personally thought the flow of the conversation was odd since Mordin will basically say the exact same line twice in a row. It fits more if you say that line and then turn down the advice.

[gooblagoobla]

thanks, I was just curious because I got the dialogue but I didn't choose anything on the right side. I just asked for advice.

[Overlord0011]

@BadlyBrown3d Shepard probably should've taken his advice about the bugs, considering after "the act" is done, Kasumi comments about it when you talk to her.

[Grant691]

@gooblagoobla

Mordin: Oh, well, you're cool, then.

[Angaraman]

lol! "will need probes"

[kfishy]

"inventive uses of mass effect fields"... can't even begin to imagine lol

[PhatBrady1017]

@kfishy I thought I was the only one a bit... curious as to what those might be *lol*.