Why does this have so many dislikes? Yeah I was buying his whole "christian" act for awhile but when he was on about the spaghetti monster I lol'd hard and clicked on Like.This is hilarious because not only is he a good actor but he knows how to make you laugh
"A" in the same language as "Theist" isn't a singular. It means "Not". What an utterly bullshit argument.
Yes, a computer was created by a human. But that human was created by another human, it didn't just come out of nowhere, and you people are trying to get us to think that god has no creator. I can just as easily apply that tornado in a junkyard argument to the existence of an originless god...
Just so you know, atheist not divided into A-Theist, but is rather from the Greek word Atheos, without god. You know why Greeks had this word? Because they had some of the first atheists since religion was made up. And also guess who were so cultured and intelligent during their golden age that the Romans looked like barbarians in comparision? The Greeks. And my computer was made by humans but were humans made by god? I say no, we were created through millions or billions of years of evolution.
@bfleahysd Pure genius your understanding of all that you see and take in is a testament to you evolutionary advancement, I say don't deny the world of your remarkable insight, comment on every video you can find.
@loveandlove231 You obviously have gained superior moral values through evolution and have become a highly evolved human, you are a true atheist and a fine example for all atheist, spread this message all over youtube facebook and any other outlet you can find. The world needs to know how you feel.
people that are fanatic about their religion, are the most closed minded people on the planet, i am a christian yet i keep an open mind to any subject and enjoy debating about certain subjects. But when i see people like the retard of this video, i just wanna fuxing hide under a rock, or better yet hide all of them under a rock, and see how much they will last ^_^. These people see God as a second Hitler that will punish everybody else but not them, they are fuxing retarded...
I'm tired of all you christains coming out of the dark ages, popping up like hypocrites to start your persecutions and witch hunts all over again to feed those huge "god is like me" egos. fuck off god boy.
you sound like a drunk raving lunatic go back to transylvannia!! you lifeless psychopathic,ignorant,uneducated,uninformed,confused,crazy,worthless,douchebag!
A christian, a Muslim, and a jew walk into a bar. The christian gets a bruise on his head, the jew breaks his nose, and the muslim hits his shin. Furious, the Christian blames the Jew for his own carelessness, while the muslim begins calling them both infidels. I wish this were a joke, but it isn't. This is how religious people act.
@widwip@Megadeth6633@xooiid@Watchamacallitsalive guys, seriously, it's clear he's trolling... at least listen to a video before commenting ! He even mentionned the spaghetti monster ^^, i mean come on !! Use your brains and read the description ! This is another of the videos that got a majority of dislikes by people who think like him, but are too lazy to actually pay attention.
@Blahb27 yes it's true, but the spaghetti monster is actually a reference to a vid of "thethinkingatheist" wich is pretty good, so i guess, yeah if you haven't seen it it's another story. For certain vids yeah i guess you're right, i even called trolling on an actual religious video lol !
Try watching the entire video or using you 2nd grade education and reading the damn description. Are all of you so damn hyped for an argument that you would jump on a video so clearly marked as satire?
This is soooo funny, clever and witty. The only religion in the world should be 'Family and real friends'. If we stuck to and priortised that before ANYTHING else in the world, we wouldnt of got ourselves into this mess of 'join my club!!!' and 'your club is wrong!!!', 'lets fight or disagree'. And this doesnt just apply for religion because religion is just another form club no matter what the respective motives are. We have naturally inherited/been burdened with our ancestors clubs.
haha :D mic manufactured by atheist? xD that's why the sound is bad? (: the sound is bad because you're cheap ^^ and humans were not just made by chance it's called evolution, sure something could have chanced it so beavers would be our supreme overlords, but c'mon :P if god created the earth about 6000 years ago, how come there has been found bones, fosils, rocks and more from waaay before that time? And if Adam and Eve were the only two humans once, wouldn't we be horribly deformed? THINK!
that wouldn't make any sence since - acording to the bible - Jesus is the son of God! It also says that Adam and Eve were the first people. And that one family repopulated the earth after a great flood, MADE BY GOD, because: He did not like that people were killing eachother... so he killed everyone... because everyone were sinners except for this one family. Even infants, unborn children, everyone. do you believe in that..?
Wow! Make no mistake, some Atheists are stupid too. Figure it out! He's being sarcastic!! Haven't any of you ever seen Edward Current? Even before the spaghetti monster part I could tell it was satire. Think people!!
@DeathBYDesign666 These people are so fucking stupid it's beginning to dissolve my brain. From the very beginning I could tell it was satire just as well. It appears that most of the people who posted here didn't even watch until the midpoint of the video, or at least read the description. Honestly, has any creationist ever said "atheist"="a theist"? And then they somehow profess to be intelligent, at least more so than the "Christian" who posted this (already-retarded) video.
@pcred566 Yeah I think you're right and I agree, it was a retarded video. Though given the nature of it, I think thats kinda the point. In my opinion, this video is troll bait, to weed out the the dumb atheists, from the smart ones. If thats the case, he did a good job.
@DeathBYDesign666 He did. It seems like everyone who posted any comment on this video (well, with the exception of you, of course) couldn't tell the video was most likely just troll bait.
Also...atheist=a theist?? What?? A THIRD GRADER could tell you that's a load of crap. A=prefix for NOT. Herpa derp, derpy derpa derp. I'm not even going to bother spilling out all the evidence against your bullshit religion, because it probably won't mean anything to you. You obviously lack the intelligence to even BEGIN to understand what we humans already know.
@Chaoticbravo I laugh at your ignorance. This was nothing more than a satirical speech. Maybe if you had watched the entire video (or at the very least, read the description), you could tell that. It seems that a lot of the people who commented here couldn't tell that either. Either you lack the comprehension skills/intelligence to perceive that this was entirely sarcastic, or you stopped watching somewhere in the mid-point of the video and simply assumed the rest. =) Good day.
@pcred566 You're actually right. I stopped watching about half way through. I did read the description, but I didn't catch that "pasta for everyone" part. I had my doubts about how serious you were, and at first i figured it would be impossible to be that stupid. Then I remembered that I've actually encountered people who were, in fact, that stupid. I mean, hey, it's the internet. Glad to see I was wrong, and I apologize for missing that point.
@Chaoticbravo It's fine. At least you have the self-admittance to admit your faults, even if as small as not watching a full video (a rather not-so-well-seen trait among atheists, who would, rather than addressing their own mistakes, choose to attempt to cast the opposition down with degrading remarks, assumption, and disdainful speech). I don't think I've ever encountered anyone THAT stupid, but meh. That must just mean that I don't get around a lot (which I don't). = ) Have a god-free day.
The only reason the "books" you read "long and hard" didn't phase your religion is because you didn't READ them. You may have opened the book, you may have scrolled over the words, but you CLEARLY didn't get the message. Why? Simple. Because you, like many of your kindred, are as closed-minded as they come. Had you read it, you would have NOT ONLY gotten the message, but your grammar would probably be much better too.
I'd also like to add that if God created us then who created God? since you obviously don't believe in evolution then you would have to conclude that God too was created by an even more powerful entity and so on. If you deleted or block these comments in any way, you are just proving that you creationists are afraid because we can disprove you at any time and you have NO real evidence other then a book that was written thousands of years ago by people who were barely out of the stone age.
@Nonoftheabov I'm nearly crying here. You claim to be so much more intelligent, but you fail to realize that the video was nothing but sarcastic, or at least just a troll video.
@pcred566 I suspected it was fake but i watched several other creationist videos and even spoke with one of them so i decided that I would just say everything on this video. It doesn't matter whether or not this video is legitimate because if any creationist or fundamentalist would look up something about Atheists they would find this and thus see my comments. I also never claimed to be more intelligent and if you read my comments, you would know this.
@Nonoftheabov I apologize. I was merely acting on an impulse. Almost every other atheist commenting here claimed to be intelligent, at least more so than the creator of the video. However, I'm sure you would ABSOLUTELY know it was sarcastic if you read the description.
I think this video made me stupid and I didnt see any real evidence for Creationism nor did I see you disprove evolution at all. I am still unsure about the big bang theory, which was created by a CATHOLIC PRIEST, but evolution makes FAR more sense then your theory of things randomly appearing. Not to mention that evolution can happen very slowly or fairly rapidly (over several generations or so) so your "monkey-human" idea is irrelevant and pointless as is your "pastafarian" ending.
Look into the connection between religious belief and crime - in Europe the countries with the least religious indoctrination, are the ones with the lowest levels of crime and other problems.
We do not have to prove anything to you, we are not the ones claiming the existence of a supernatural being. You are saying there is one and we are saying prove it. Secondly most of the atheists I know are more moral than most of the theists I know. Religious people are just upset that they can no longer kill us with impunity and we can voice our opinions now. Before you attempt to bash evolution, please gain even the most basic knowledge about it first. You just sound like an idiot.
Jumbo jets aren't subject to natural selection, nor do they have DNA or even reproduce. Your arguments are pretty clear evidence that you haven't studied nearly as well ad you claim.
When Im born, Im Black, When I grow up, Im Black, When I go in Sun, Im Black, When Im scared, Im Black, When im sick, Im Black, And when I die, Im still black.. And you White cracka fella, When you born, you Pink, When you grow up, you White, When you go in Sun, you Red, When you cold, you Blue, When you scared, you Yellow, When you sick, you Green, And when you die, you Gray.. And you calling ME Colored ??
matter can only create senseless forms. so how does brute senseless matter create beings that have minds? thats impossible. logically the universe must have a mind, intelligent forces driving this process. matter is also incapable of moving itself being passive unless moved by a superior active force. so what is this force? i call it god
@stevenwall2010 The thing is that you get soo many whacky theists that it becomes hard to differentiate between a real one (Nephilimfree) and satire (EdwardCurrent)
This has got to be satire, I've never heard of anything so silly in my life. Bravo, your humour and comedy act are brilliant *thumbs up* ...still worries me though slightly, to think that there are actually humans living on this planet that feel this way. Actually correction, it's downright terrifying >.>
Best Trolling I've ever received, I think I actually would've raged at this, were it not for my tendency to watch the whole video before commentation.
You had me going till the fsm showed up. Now that I think of it, its kinda sad that creationists arguments can be mocked so well. but really good job.
I'm also tired of atheists, so I have decided to use ACTUAL LOGIC against them. I have also decided not to lie about what evolution is, and I've decided to use my BRAIN! The only thing I need is some proof that evolution is false.
Just because there is a small chance of something happening (humans existing) doesn`t make it impossible without a designer. Winning the lottery has a REALLY small chance, yet it happens.
I don`t want to live forever, in heaven or otherwise... To me, that would be - Hellish.
Just makes sense to me this way: Strong Evidence proves universe had a beginning. Religion says that god always was. There is no proof for god's beginning :P
And so many theists are like retarted in modern times :P Aithiests on the other hand are just plain hurtful and many of them are pseudo intellectuals :P. Guess I gotta stay diest lol.
You may be tired off arrogant egotistical Christians, but I'm tired of stupid democrats who only care about the minority and want to cut doctor salary into like fourths through publically funded healthcare. Doctors work their asses off for like how many years in college, med school, residency, and fellowship!
You're tired of atheists, eh? The solution to that would be for you to go kill yourself. Look on the bright side mate ... if you were actually right about all that god rubbish, you'll probably go to heaven maybe.
Also if this video was intended as a joke... it's neither funny nor amusing! (-_-)
Im happy you get tired of us. Welcome to the bright and shiny world of reality. We are glad you are here :) It's about time you came out of your middleage dark fantasy closet. Grab yourself a beer and get something to eat. Your life has just begun to be a good one.
Unholy mushrooms from the unmoral rain... sounds like a Smashing Pumpkins album.
chiggero 2 weeks ago
Yes I've grown quite tired of them as well no pun intended.
Starwalker52 1 month ago
Why does this have so many dislikes? Yeah I was buying his whole "christian" act for awhile but when he was on about the spaghetti monster I lol'd hard and clicked on Like.This is hilarious because not only is he a good actor but he knows how to make you laugh
"For there will be noodles for yea" Lol
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I love how so many people didn't actually watch the video, if you did than you would notice that it's a FUCKING JOKE, seriously guys...
K9affirmative 4 months ago
People with such limited grasp of English should attempt linguistic arguments involving English. Atheist certainly isn't the singular of theist.
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this video is fake, fuck debunking the fake. i cant believe i thought it was real for a moment
PirateMonkeyFilmz 5 months ago
this video is fake, fuck debunking the fake. i cant believe i thought it was real for a moment
PirateMonkeyFilmz 5 months ago
"A" in the same language as "Theist" isn't a singular. It means "Not". What an utterly bullshit argument.
Yes, a computer was created by a human. But that human was created by another human, it didn't just come out of nowhere, and you people are trying to get us to think that god has no creator. I can just as easily apply that tornado in a junkyard argument to the existence of an originless god...
PirateMonkeyFilmz 5 months ago
@PirateMonkeyFilmz You are a real man of genius, go forth and post on every creationist video you can find.
Kromwell2005 4 months ago
@Kromwell2005 Thank you, but this is a fake video, so my genius has been wasted on a pastafarian T_T
PirateMonkeyFilmz 4 months ago
Just so you know, atheist not divided into A-Theist, but is rather from the Greek word Atheos, without god. You know why Greeks had this word? Because they had some of the first atheists since religion was made up. And also guess who were so cultured and intelligent during their golden age that the Romans looked like barbarians in comparision? The Greeks. And my computer was made by humans but were humans made by god? I say no, we were created through millions or billions of years of evolution.
bfleahysd 5 months ago
@bfleahysd Pure genius your understanding of all that you see and take in is a testament to you evolutionary advancement, I say don't deny the world of your remarkable insight, comment on every video you can find.
Kromwell2005 4 months ago
christians are fags retards idiots jews blacks and assholes
loveandlove231 5 months ago
@loveandlove231 You obviously have gained superior moral values through evolution and have become a highly evolved human, you are a true atheist and a fine example for all atheist, spread this message all over youtube facebook and any other outlet you can find. The world needs to know how you feel.
Kromwell2005 4 months ago
POE
mrdarkevilme 5 months ago
@mrdarkevilme
Definitely... Or retarded?
FatRakoon 5 months ago
OH DEAR GOD UP IN HEAVEN THIS MAN MUST BE JOKING, you sound like what christians think atheists sound like.
MrBrunovw 5 months ago
omg get that dick out of ur mouth u sound like that guy of shrek the blond guy
MrUFO1010 5 months ago
ungodly mushrooms on an immoral rain :') you make me laugh
AnnaKmid 5 months ago
people that are fanatic about their religion, are the most closed minded people on the planet, i am a christian yet i keep an open mind to any subject and enjoy debating about certain subjects. But when i see people like the retard of this video, i just wanna fuxing hide under a rock, or better yet hide all of them under a rock, and see how much they will last ^_^. These people see God as a second Hitler that will punish everybody else but not them, they are fuxing retarded...
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Bourtini 6 months ago
@elementalwiz You're wondering why no one believes you?
exotheist1 6 months ago
btw learn the english language. a-as a prefix indicates absence.
Cheapshot420420 6 months ago
ZOMG Therapist?? THE RAPIST?? how u like that mental health professionals??
Cheapshot420420 6 months ago
Damn! I didnt know you were talking about the flying spaghetti monster. Hail, there will be noodles!
Quixotepr 6 months ago
he calls atheists un-holy, but he's dracula so...
THEARBITER1236 7 months ago
I'm tired of all you christains coming out of the dark ages, popping up like hypocrites to start your persecutions and witch hunts all over again to feed those huge "god is like me" egos. fuck off god boy.
EatMAndSml 7 months ago
I found the video most enjoyable.
Nice twist at the end, I didn't see that pasta-related twist coming.
seriously though, I'm willing to bet that this video wasn't made completely seriously.
EspadaKing777 7 months ago
You have a funny accent ;)
GlassHaus123 7 months ago
LoL, he's trolling. I honestly don't believe this guy is legit.
BusinessIDBAI 7 months ago
Can hardly understand a fucking thing you say.
- love, an ungodly mushroom who believes in freedom.
hcvang 7 months ago
you sound like a drunk raving lunatic go back to transylvannia!! you lifeless psychopathic,ignorant,uneducated,uninformed,confused,crazy,worthless,douchebag!
FThought 7 months ago
@FThought calm down you atheist fag
albokk 7 months ago
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We're tired of you too.
4Locke4 7 months ago
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Not sure if he is trolling or if he is just a moron ತಎತ
knipan64re 7 months ago
Can't tell if trolling or just very stupid...
RobsiPodTouchAccount 7 months ago
yea im tired of them too brother
AMEN!
residentevilfreakk55 7 months ago
A christian, a Muslim, and a jew walk into a bar. The christian gets a bruise on his head, the jew breaks his nose, and the muslim hits his shin. Furious, the Christian blames the Jew for his own carelessness, while the muslim begins calling them both infidels. I wish this were a joke, but it isn't. This is how religious people act.
mmmmmarcus 7 months ago 4
Lol! His fake European accent is great! And the vid is funny
SanneBree 8 months ago
RAmen!
momsurroundedbyboys 8 months ago
what an idiot.... LOL...
All he achieve is to proof how ignorant and stupid you need to be to ignore evidence and believe the ancient writings of clueless men..
As always the attack on evolution is just a attempt to divert attention from the lack of evidence of god..
My advise to creationists is to focus on proving your side before attacking science.
But I guess creationists is not keen on actual evidence!
widwip 8 months ago
@widwip @Megadeth6633 @xooiid @Watchamacallitsalive guys, seriously, it's clear he's trolling... at least listen to a video before commenting ! He even mentionned the spaghetti monster ^^, i mean come on !! Use your brains and read the description ! This is another of the videos that got a majority of dislikes by people who think like him, but are too lazy to actually pay attention.
loosfoos 8 months ago
@loosfoos Sometimes it's hard to tell. There's plenty of religious zealots out there who think like this.
Blahb27 7 months ago
@Blahb27 yes it's true, but the spaghetti monster is actually a reference to a vid of "thethinkingatheist" wich is pretty good, so i guess, yeah if you haven't seen it it's another story. For certain vids yeah i guess you're right, i even called trolling on an actual religious video lol !
loosfoos 7 months ago
just by reading the description and the 'A - theist' part, I just stopped watching this because I know this guy is a moron.
Megadeth6633 8 months ago
Hey dipshits
Try watching the entire video or using you 2nd grade education and reading the damn description. Are all of you so damn hyped for an argument that you would jump on a video so clearly marked as satire?
Fucks sake. Grow the fuck up and get a damn life.
helios932 8 months ago
And i
pochopaz7381 8 months ago
Sorry, Count Vlad Tepes, but your childish insults and horrible lines of reasoning don't work on me.
xooiid 8 months ago 2
this guy is a retard
englandfor2011 8 months ago 2
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Too funny... a Religious person trying to "REASON" with atheists, its because of reason atheists exist
Watchamacallitsalive 8 months ago
Too funny... a Religious person trying to "REASON" with atheists, its because of reason atheists exist
Watchamacallitsalive 8 months ago
god doesnt exsist, fuck you.
PretzalKnot 9 months ago
Horrible sarcasm
francisthechick13 9 months ago
LOL hypocrite atheists...
dex1391 9 months ago
@PSNRogueZombie as every theist out there
Veringetorix 9 months ago
so hurricans in junkyards and jumbo jets are your evidence of a god? and the evidence for evolution is plain horrible? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU DUMBASS
dabaron332 9 months ago
"mic manufactured by atheists?"
Are you suggesting that a belief in God is a prerequisite for proper construction of microphones?
SlaughterMeister 9 months ago
Im sorry i dont get it is this sarcasim or...not? of so HAH if not...no comment...douche
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This is soooo funny, clever and witty. The only religion in the world should be 'Family and real friends'. If we stuck to and priortised that before ANYTHING else in the world, we wouldnt of got ourselves into this mess of 'join my club!!!' and 'your club is wrong!!!', 'lets fight or disagree'. And this doesnt just apply for religion because religion is just another form club no matter what the respective motives are. We have naturally inherited/been burdened with our ancestors clubs.
Silenceap88 9 months ago
I am getting pissed off with all you fuckers too.
LLOYD19851012 9 months ago
How can nobody see that this video is just a joke. It's funny.
MrMRmik 9 months ago
haha :D mic manufactured by atheist? xD that's why the sound is bad? (: the sound is bad because you're cheap ^^ and humans were not just made by chance it's called evolution, sure something could have chanced it so beavers would be our supreme overlords, but c'mon :P if god created the earth about 6000 years ago, how come there has been found bones, fosils, rocks and more from waaay before that time? And if Adam and Eve were the only two humans once, wouldn't we be horribly deformed? THINK!
HamMedBukserne 9 months ago
@HamMedBukserne I believe that Adam and Eve were the first people in Jesus Christ's Geneology.
SmervinMervin24 9 months ago
that wouldn't make any sence since - acording to the bible - Jesus is the son of God! It also says that Adam and Eve were the first people. And that one family repopulated the earth after a great flood, MADE BY GOD, because: He did not like that people were killing eachother... so he killed everyone... because everyone were sinners except for this one family. Even infants, unborn children, everyone. do you believe in that..?
HamMedBukserne 9 months ago
Anybody watch the whole video?
HILARIOUS! :D
yerfdog1935 10 months ago
He has read many books and none have shaken his FAITHS.
Okay, I give up. I now believe in faiths.
fanirama 10 months ago
The religious don't want this guy on their side,i promise,lol.
noblepuker 10 months ago
Wow! Make no mistake, some Atheists are stupid too. Figure it out! He's being sarcastic!! Haven't any of you ever seen Edward Current? Even before the spaghetti monster part I could tell it was satire. Think people!!
DeathBYDesign666 10 months ago
@DeathBYDesign666 These people are so fucking stupid it's beginning to dissolve my brain. From the very beginning I could tell it was satire just as well. It appears that most of the people who posted here didn't even watch until the midpoint of the video, or at least read the description. Honestly, has any creationist ever said "atheist"="a theist"? And then they somehow profess to be intelligent, at least more so than the "Christian" who posted this (already-retarded) video.
pcred566 10 months ago
@pcred566 Yeah I think you're right and I agree, it was a retarded video. Though given the nature of it, I think thats kinda the point. In my opinion, this video is troll bait, to weed out the the dumb atheists, from the smart ones. If thats the case, he did a good job.
DeathBYDesign666 10 months ago
@DeathBYDesign666 He did. It seems like everyone who posted any comment on this video (well, with the exception of you, of course) couldn't tell the video was most likely just troll bait.
pcred566 10 months ago
Hey, guys, anyone who is taking this video seriously, did you miss the part about the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Come on, this video is great.
Friendough 10 months ago
News flash prick...
Atheists are tired of you to...
arvelos76 10 months ago
Also...atheist=a theist?? What?? A THIRD GRADER could tell you that's a load of crap. A=prefix for NOT. Herpa derp, derpy derpa derp. I'm not even going to bother spilling out all the evidence against your bullshit religion, because it probably won't mean anything to you. You obviously lack the intelligence to even BEGIN to understand what we humans already know.
Chaoticbravo 10 months ago
@Chaoticbravo I laugh at your ignorance. This was nothing more than a satirical speech. Maybe if you had watched the entire video (or at the very least, read the description), you could tell that. It seems that a lot of the people who commented here couldn't tell that either. Either you lack the comprehension skills/intelligence to perceive that this was entirely sarcastic, or you stopped watching somewhere in the mid-point of the video and simply assumed the rest. =) Good day.
pcred566 10 months ago
@pcred566 You're actually right. I stopped watching about half way through. I did read the description, but I didn't catch that "pasta for everyone" part. I had my doubts about how serious you were, and at first i figured it would be impossible to be that stupid. Then I remembered that I've actually encountered people who were, in fact, that stupid. I mean, hey, it's the internet. Glad to see I was wrong, and I apologize for missing that point.
Chaoticbravo 10 months ago
@Chaoticbravo It's fine. At least you have the self-admittance to admit your faults, even if as small as not watching a full video (a rather not-so-well-seen trait among atheists, who would, rather than addressing their own mistakes, choose to attempt to cast the opposition down with degrading remarks, assumption, and disdainful speech). I don't think I've ever encountered anyone THAT stupid, but meh. That must just mean that I don't get around a lot (which I don't). = ) Have a god-free day.
pcred566 10 months ago
@pcred566 There are complete idiots on both sides. If you haven't encountered anyone like that yet, you will. Just look at Bill O' Reilly.
Chaoticbravo 10 months ago
@Chaoticbravo XD I understand completely.
pcred566 10 months ago
@pcred566 Oh and a little correction: I meant to say "how serious he was." I guess I thought I was talking to Ranteroid for some reason.
Chaoticbravo 10 months ago
The only reason the "books" you read "long and hard" didn't phase your religion is because you didn't READ them. You may have opened the book, you may have scrolled over the words, but you CLEARLY didn't get the message. Why? Simple. Because you, like many of your kindred, are as closed-minded as they come. Had you read it, you would have NOT ONLY gotten the message, but your grammar would probably be much better too.
Chaoticbravo 10 months ago
I'd also like to add that if God created us then who created God? since you obviously don't believe in evolution then you would have to conclude that God too was created by an even more powerful entity and so on. If you deleted or block these comments in any way, you are just proving that you creationists are afraid because we can disprove you at any time and you have NO real evidence other then a book that was written thousands of years ago by people who were barely out of the stone age.
Nonoftheabov 10 months ago
@Nonoftheabov I'm nearly crying here. You claim to be so much more intelligent, but you fail to realize that the video was nothing but sarcastic, or at least just a troll video.
pcred566 10 months ago
@pcred566 I suspected it was fake but i watched several other creationist videos and even spoke with one of them so i decided that I would just say everything on this video. It doesn't matter whether or not this video is legitimate because if any creationist or fundamentalist would look up something about Atheists they would find this and thus see my comments. I also never claimed to be more intelligent and if you read my comments, you would know this.
Nonoftheabov 10 months ago
@Nonoftheabov I apologize. I was merely acting on an impulse. Almost every other atheist commenting here claimed to be intelligent, at least more so than the creator of the video. However, I'm sure you would ABSOLUTELY know it was sarcastic if you read the description.
pcred566 10 months ago
@pcred566 I suppose you're right but I didn't see the description until after I watched the video and I only skimmed part of it.
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@pcred566 I didn't see it at first and only skimmed part of it.
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Nonoftheabov 10 months ago
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I think this video made me stupid and I didnt see any real evidence for Creationism nor did I see you disprove evolution at all. I am still unsure about the big bang theory, which was created by a CATHOLIC PRIEST, but evolution makes FAR more sense then your theory of things randomly appearing. Not to mention that evolution can happen very slowly or fairly rapidly (over several generations or so) so your "monkey-human" idea is irrelevant and pointless as is your "pastafarian" ending.
Nonoftheabov 10 months ago
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Nonoftheabov 10 months ago
this video makes me tired...
JuiceBoxheero 10 months ago 20
The Merovingian?
kitchenaut 10 months ago
...well damn, now i feel bad for downrating so quickly. Should have waited till the end. Oh well. long live pastafarianism!
meisjoe3 10 months ago
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unkhl3 10 months ago
funny video.
phlewis86 11 months ago
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stupid fucking cunt.
monsterdemon25 11 months ago
Ramen.
Friendough 11 months ago
Your pretty stupid man. Not even my 15 year old son will buy your stupid nonsense. Here a proof of someone who wasted life his life.^
bebeLUVnardo 11 months ago 2
Look into the connection between religious belief and crime - in Europe the countries with the least religious indoctrination, are the ones with the lowest levels of crime and other problems.
Religion is for the meek.
magicdogfighterV2 11 months ago 2
We do not have to prove anything to you, we are not the ones claiming the existence of a supernatural being. You are saying there is one and we are saying prove it. Secondly most of the atheists I know are more moral than most of the theists I know. Religious people are just upset that they can no longer kill us with impunity and we can voice our opinions now. Before you attempt to bash evolution, please gain even the most basic knowledge about it first. You just sound like an idiot.
s5b678 11 months ago
Jumbo jets aren't subject to natural selection, nor do they have DNA or even reproduce. Your arguments are pretty clear evidence that you haven't studied nearly as well ad you claim.
taicleis 11 months ago
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When Im born, Im Black, When I grow up, Im Black, When I go in Sun, Im Black, When Im scared, Im Black, When im sick, Im Black, And when I die, Im still black.. And you White cracka fella, When you born, you Pink, When you grow up, you White, When you go in Sun, you Red, When you cold, you Blue, When you scared, you Yellow, When you sick, you Green, And when you die, you Gray.. And you calling ME Colored ??
Allahisamutefaggot 11 months ago
omg - this was so funny! If only they had a mirror to see that is how they appear too.
starsapphires 1 year ago
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matter can only create senseless forms. so how does brute senseless matter create beings that have minds? thats impossible. logically the universe must have a mind, intelligent forces driving this process. matter is also incapable of moving itself being passive unless moved by a superior active force. so what is this force? i call it god
Alkhemist10 1 year ago
I stopped watching when I heard, "at an immoral rate"
If youre going to make videos to publish then get the grammar correct.
eanielsen123 1 year ago
@eanielsen123 well you will see that he is a prankster if you watch all of the video..
FreakazoidDK33 1 year ago
studied* read*
Query why would you be jumping around if an atheist died? To you take pleasure in the fact that other people go to hell? How very Christian of you.
warhawk241241241 1 year ago
I keep waiting for him to say some threatening line to a ""Mr. Bond."
ExplodingRecycables 1 year ago 2
Ohhhahaaha! You had me going. Good one.
DragonMagi 1 year ago
Then dont listen to them, they are ther because you are there, if you werent there in the first place, they wouldnt be here, ever taught about that?
gulbirk 1 year ago
Haha... me too. The fanatic ones I mean.
cherrypie5195 1 year ago
Im getting tired of belivers
paavya 1 year ago
This is a joke, right?
I just hope no one can be this stupid.
OoOLawlietFerSurOoO 1 year ago
I love his voice. Like a vincent price or richard burton touch to it... It just works with the text! :) Make more videos man!
Haddasa 1 year ago
Dude, you are awesome!
Midnightblue32 1 year ago
i enjoy tooting
CORNP00 1 year ago
SHOW YOUR FACE.
Nagneto 1 year ago
is this satrical?
neil182sr 1 year ago
I love it. That is so freakin' funny. Thanks, Ranteroid.
And you almost had me too. I'm so glad that I always watch videos all the way through before commenting. RAman!
PirateFish1 1 year ago
you dont know lenguages jajaja
TheCronicalgod 1 year ago
funny you know who to read
TheCronicalgod 1 year ago
jajajaja silly man
TheCronicalgod 1 year ago
Can I get a Ramen!
Algolei 1 year ago
Is this a joke?
MarilynFilth 1 year ago
Have you ever seen an invisible diety walk into a junkyard and construct a jumbo jet without touching a single sheet of metal?
Bloodster8 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahaha!
O wait ur serious.
MarshmallowRadiation 1 year ago
I was gonna scream Poe.
But I see you belong to the one true religion.
Noodles for all!
L00NGB00W 1 year ago
Exceptional sense of humor, or insanity in effect: that is the question
Orthodoxcrusader 1 year ago
INFIDEL! Everyone knows that the FSM is a figment of imagination!
You must quickly grab the golden book and worship the one true goddess, The invisible pink unicorn!
May you feel her pinkness always.
dmgirl3000 1 year ago
@dmgirl3000 HERESY!!!!!!! ITS ALL ABOUT THE MAGIC SANDWICH THAT CURES CANCER!!!!!! JIHAD JIHAD JIHAD!!!!!!!!!! I WILL HONOR RAPE YOU!!!!!!!!
johnnythesailorman 1 year ago
@johnnythesailorman
But the cancer curing sandwich only works in 5 out of 10 cases. One dose of pink radiation has a 90% effectiveness rate!
dmgirl3000 1 year ago
Dracula? Are you in there?
pc533ecx 1 year ago
I got a bit suspicious when he pretty much went through all the theist misunderstandings about atheists.
sleazybtd 1 year ago
I think this satire is pretty good too bad the 716 athiests watching didnt understand that.
stevenwall2010 1 year ago
@stevenwall2010 The thing is that you get soo many whacky theists that it becomes hard to differentiate between a real one (Nephilimfree) and satire (EdwardCurrent)
damasta00138 1 year ago
hehe. you dont deserve us.
bocckoka 1 year ago
Darwin grew up Orthodox Christian, and spent the rest of his life fluctuating between being a theist and an "agnostic" (in his own words.)
He was not an Atheist. You lose, good day sir!
pamew 1 year ago
@pamew dude. im pretty sure this is satire!
stevenwall2010 1 year ago
i love this guy lol God bless:)
kondab5 1 year ago
This has got to be satire, I've never heard of anything so silly in my life. Bravo, your humour and comedy act are brilliant *thumbs up* ...still worries me though slightly, to think that there are actually humans living on this planet that feel this way. Actually correction, it's downright terrifying >.>
kaytabbi 1 year ago
lol!!
xamot27 1 year ago
Best Trolling I've ever received, I think I actually would've raged at this, were it not for my tendency to watch the whole video before commentation.
10/10, but I'm still not feeding you.
Linkachu007 1 year ago
You had me going till the fsm showed up. Now that I think of it, its kinda sad that creationists arguments can be mocked so well. but really good job.
TheForgettableMan 1 year ago
Hahaha, this is a joke right? satire/sarcasim?
shandcunt 1 year ago
@shandcunt Considering he brings up the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I'm pretty sure its satire. Its done very well, he was very convincing.
Seafroggys 1 year ago
Is this video a satire?
oldblubblub 1 year ago
I'm also tired of atheists, so I have decided to use ACTUAL LOGIC against them. I have also decided not to lie about what evolution is, and I've decided to use my BRAIN! The only thing I need is some proof that evolution is false.
321Carl2000 1 year ago
@321Carl2000 Lol ^_^
GodofCider 1 year ago
If you use the proper spelling ÆTHEIST then the atheist=a theist argument argument goes tits up.
alanthedrum 1 year ago
Just because there is a small chance of something happening (humans existing) doesn`t make it impossible without a designer. Winning the lottery has a REALLY small chance, yet it happens.
I don`t want to live forever, in heaven or otherwise... To me, that would be - Hellish.
Wait, pastafarian?
BillHicks420 1 year ago
you sound and argue like a fish
antibulletdodger101 1 year ago 2
@antibulletdodger101 Don't say that.
Last time I had an arguement with a fish, it beat me.
XD
Bloodster8 1 year ago
Just makes sense to me this way: Strong Evidence proves universe had a beginning. Religion says that god always was. There is no proof for god's beginning :P
Mooncrest80 1 year ago
And so many theists are like retarted in modern times :P Aithiests on the other hand are just plain hurtful and many of them are pseudo intellectuals :P. Guess I gotta stay diest lol.
Mooncrest80 1 year ago
You may be tired off arrogant egotistical Christians, but I'm tired of stupid democrats who only care about the minority and want to cut doctor salary into like fourths through publically funded healthcare. Doctors work their asses off for like how many years in college, med school, residency, and fellowship!
Mooncrest80 1 year ago
You may be tired of Atheists, but trust me, I'm just as tired of ignorant egotistical Christians. So, lets just call it even.
Phleg 1 year ago
You're tired of atheists, eh? The solution to that would be for you to go kill yourself. Look on the bright side mate ... if you were actually right about all that god rubbish, you'll probably go to heaven maybe.
Also if this video was intended as a joke... it's neither funny nor amusing! (-_-)
teews666 1 year ago
Poes Law^^
Sapeidra 1 year ago
Um, is this satire?
MarshmallowRadiation 1 year ago
@MarshmallowRadiation Has to be.
Z4RUM4N 1 year ago
Im happy you get tired of us. Welcome to the bright and shiny world of reality. We are glad you are here :) It's about time you came out of your middleage dark fantasy closet. Grab yourself a beer and get something to eat. Your life has just begun to be a good one.
Samurailord 1 year ago
I'm guessing this was a joke.... although the fact that this sort of absurdity is expected from theists nowadays makes it hard to tell.
mafuletrekkie 1 year ago
a joke?.....I'm guessing from the accent :DDD
china6786note 1 year ago
god has wroted da bibel, and da bibel was gods written, so it is prof that god exits and ahtiest are wrong! hahah you stoopid athiests are all failed
CaveofTwoLovers 1 year ago
@CaveofTwoLovers I guess " God forgot to give you poor soul the ability respect and to talk properly and spell properly?
kirayamama1 1 year ago
@kirayamama1
i was clearly joking, but you misspelled "your" right after "to give"
:p
CaveofTwoLovers 1 year ago
satire?
Flophole 1 year ago