Robin Quivers Dad, by Ham Hands

[MrCalculus999]

god this is classic i laughed till my stomach hurt. and i'am black and find most white people comedy corny. but this is some real nigga shit haha

[MrCalculus999]

i been looking for this dude forever i remember the one where he called up the radio and said hector your butt cheeks were warms ealier.

[otleybull]

I can't believe Im laughing at child abuse

[bdrasin]

Ham Hands Bill is delightfully creepy

[TIROFO]

So fucking wrong!!!! So fucking funny!!!

[thedarthflagger]

DAHDEEE KAHMEENG EENG WEE DE bASELEENG! LOL.

[Wade20092009]

affirmative action gone wrong

[Machiave11i]

Bill fucked this one up. He says "Robin wake up, your daddy's asleep"...

[kirbyyasha]

I love Ham Hands

[AdvocateOfTruth100]

ROBBIN IS LAUGHING TOO; ALL THEWAY TO THE DAMN BANK! WHILE OTHER FOLKS ARE LAUGHIN 2 KEEP FROM CRYING BCUS THEIR JEALOUS ASSES ARE BROKE! SO JUST BCUS NO ONE IS TAKING OUR GOODIES, DOESN'T MEAN THAT NO ONE IS "GETTING" OUR GOODIES! BECAUSE EITHER WAY LIKE ROBBIN, WE'RE HAVING SEX TO! BUT THE DIFFERENCE IS; WE'RE HAVING SEX AND BROKE, BUT SHE'S RICH AND HER NIGHTMARES ARE OVER WITH! SO, I'D RATHER BE HER! I BET HER "BROKE" DAD REGRETS DOING THAT S*** BCUS HE COULD BE BALLING OUT; BUT TOO BAD! LOL

[drbotanus]

"I'll put a "chunk" of Vaseline on the tip of my dick." LOL

[theMissJackson101]

I cannot stand Robin, but I must admit she was a good sport for listening to this and not walking out.

[GeneralRazor]

Take off your pjs, daddys coming in with the vaseline, oh god I died with laughter!

[kingBOkake]

and a tongue kiss, o god :)

[snooters]

Get on all 4.

[PhilipandJeremy]

DADDY LOVES YOU

[bradmfc]

There is making the best of a bad thing, but seriously Is that comedy or abuse, Stern? I get the feeling that He would mock any situation to suit his 'shock value'....

[psychomajic666]

"tight..........juicy.........­..asshole"

I like how he screws up and says "your daddy's asleep...your daddy's comin in with the vaseline"

[thedarthflagger]

dahdee ees kahmeeng eeng wee deh baseleeng lol.

[winnelow]

Maybe it was a fever. After touching you my hands smell like ham...

[thedarthflagger]

daddeee ees kahmeeng weet deh baseleeng!

[CQ1981331]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nojoke420]

I miss Artie

[TheDrizzle206]

AMM ANDS!!!!

[Aguzman0077]

tight juicy asshole

[Bullocks123]

it's been over a decade since I've heard this, and it still cracks me up!

[jtfatts]

daddy loves you ...bend over the sink....hahahaha

[maxpower01us]

Daddy loves you.

[LeighMartinezzz]

the best way to download this mp3 from youtube is to google mp3iiiiify.

[LostMikey998]

"When we was in the shower, your buttcheeks was warm"

[mac777daddy]

Ham Hands fucked that bitch up...HAHA

[webozzy21]

funniest bit ever!!!!!! HAHAHAHA

[uneekalex]

"Bye Bye sweetie!"

[SuperDaLINKwent]

now thats poetry!

[66hourenergy]

That sweet picture of Robin just makes this all the more wrong.

[taraniso]

I love this song because its so twisted.

"daddy loves you"

[FluCKoff5]

LOL Canada. EH!

[66hourenergy]

Artie's laugh makes him sound like he's the one getting raped here.

[JustJoshin1014]

so sweet n cute....unconciously re-enacts my abuse!

[Goodz81]

get on all 4

[CJPNY]

When we were in the shower you butt checks was warm!!! Fucking Hillarious!!

[DallasCowboys94Ware]

"And a tongue kiss" - LMAOOOOOOOOO

[kindread114]

lol high co loan ics

[66hourenergy]

Daddy loves you!

[HolyHellPreacher]

Sounds like Ozzie Guilen.

[WillYouTasteMyJuice]

The chunk of vazoline was very thoughtful of Mr Quivers.

[deanpap]

who is this guy? very funny

[shamama23]

his name is ham hands...he was on the "playboy evaluation" on howard tv...i think

[soundsfromnothing]

That guys an asshole for doing this song about Robin (That's a little too sensitive to be making fun off). I do think his other songs are funny though.

[FZappa20]

He only has done 2 other songs.... they were both just as offensive. Why is this wrong? Robin even laughs a few times.

[soundsfromnothing]

Just b/c of the way he abused/molested her. I'd think it would be painful..like rubbing salt in the wound. I don't think he meant to offend her, necessarily. I wouldn't go there w/her. She also would be less inclined to say anything if it bothered her though. She's outspoken, but kind of let's things w/Howard & Company slide a little more.

[mattgline24]

@ 1:10 ..... cant stop crackin up !!

[zrocks2001]

this was too funny i think this actually won an award a howard award but still

[slippybippy]

This guy was in a wheelchair, and he won a JetSki, for first prize. I won third place with my song "Bitch!....Bitch! Bitch!" I got $200 in Ganin Tire gift certificates. I wanted the JetSki, to sell it and take the money.

[89horizon]

My face is toatally sore from laughing so hard and crying. I think I've listened to it four times in the last 10 minutes.

[marinello6]

I could not agree with you more!

[phantom5691]

brilliant. i couldn't breathe for a minute because i was laughing so hard

[martintod2006]

a lot of ppl hate on robin but you have to admit she takes it well!!

[StandupShowcase]

young, juicy assholes

[Pisc7156]

unconciously reenacts my abuse with high colonics....

[fenwayfreak1908]

daddy loves you. LOL!!!!!! Ham hands bill is the best

[mac777daddy]

FUNNY AS HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[timsb2004]

i pout da vas sour leen on da teep of my deek

[treasonftg]

I agree with Greg... no one is condoning what happened to Robin. But it is funny to make fun of the things that we shouldn't be.

[greg5566]

They weren't making fun of child-rape, they were making fun of Robin for being molested. That's the whole point of the show, find the most painful thing you can about a person, and make fun of it until it's no longer serious.

And the humor here isn't the molestation, it's that ham hands's voice is so insane and creepy, and it's so original. He doesn't go for the obvious things. The chunk of vaseline on the tip of his dick is amazing.

[macco360]

HAHAHA. My favorite. Somehow he makes child rape funny... sick but funny. I hate Robin but she is always a good sport about this.

[sactocapo]

all right baby, get on all four! LMAO

[engfant]

that is so great.

[dalzelled]

I will call "bullshit" if Ham Hands doesn't win the contest...

[rodedawg74]

agreed, i want to hear this dude unleashed!

[treasonftg]

Today we will learn why I have Ham Hands, Why Robin likes colonics and why robin like deep penetration in her tight juicy asso

[jorgenmac]

this is the funniest thing in the history of the world

[dalepickapeter88]

this is the best thing ever

[enriquem2872]

after touching you my ands smell like am

[dom50801]

Your butt cheeks was warm, maybe it's a temperature!  LMFAO!

[dom50801]

Correction: maybe it's a FEVER.

[dontburnett]

lic yo as

[specifictender]

get on all 4

[sarro09]

thats great

[enriquem2872]

daddy loves you

[SovietJ]

greatest skit on Howard Stern ever

[SiriusFan3000]

Hear the entire Ham Hands Bababooey song parody on my channel

[freddddddg]

WOW!!!!!! Thats some funny shit right there...

[TBIRD503272]

Ham hands is my hero, So informative, After hearing this I always put a chunk of vasoline on the end of my dick

[Junkbox29]

You know, the bit itself isn't all that funny. Artie losing it in the background is what makes it hilarious!!

[starmancp]

your butt cheeks was warm......

[babyturtlex]

MY ANS SMELL LIKE AM

[putasuzia]

Dahdee cahmeeng eeng weh deh baseleeng! LOL.

[enriquem2872]

daddy's coming in with the vaseline...when we was in the shower your buttcheeks was warm

[jaa333]

What is the original name of this song?

[pjh1469]

ham hands

[danimal873]

It is impossible for me to say more than a few words from this without laughing like a moron.

[invertV]

it was a contest for best Robin song describing her, this was soon after she had revealed that she had been molested by her father, the guy was in a wheel chair, and his prize was a jetski.

[delecron]

This is the greatest song ever

[Chr1stPuncher]

you grow to have beeeg joggs wong day

the greatest thing ever done anywhere ever

[andysoodek]

Kom and give daddy a big hug and a tong kiss.

[HFLCHARGERS]

Who is the comedian on this one? His voice is great

[pjh1469]

just a fan,not a comedian.

[gizmo21370]

daddy loves you!

[Hodongji]

unconsciously, reenacts my abuse

[greedycounsel]

Funniest bit ever on Stern.

[fkuaso]

get on all 4.

[moecheeks6]

this guy is pure genius

[mrclean67]

Ham Hands for President!

[Dibrini]

I though that was Clinton.

[julloa]

Daddy is comin in with de vaseline...

[TitoAGoGO]

The dude who did that parody was on a wheelchair. I remember this like it was yesterday!

[enriquem2872]

when we was in the shower your butt cheeks was warm

[w1104717]

hilarious. How come Ham hands doesn't make any more stuff?

[Dibrini]

That's like asking Coppola do do a remake of "The Godfather."

[BABBYGORILLA73]

MY HANDS SMELL LIKE HAM!!!!!!!